Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

"Oh my God, the sun is coming out of the west."

"I must still be dreaming. Someone comes to my house and slaps me."

"Brother Xu's account must have been stolen."

"Having that Brother Xu spend money to give gifts is even more unbelievable than the world ending tomorrow."

Through the barrage content of water friends.

Chen Yu roughly understood.

This Brother Xu who came in is such an awesome person.

The anchor whose online name is Brother Xu teaches you how to buy a house with full payment. He is 35 years old this year.

Stayed at Huyu Live three years ago.

The main content is how to save money to buy a house with full payment.

very beginning.

Friends regard him as a real estate agent disguised as saving money.

Brother Xu showed the proof.

Prove that his family background is average.

But within ten years, by saving money, I was able to buy two buildings in the city with full payment.

"Hello, Brother Xu, thank you for your reward."

Chen Ran politely thanked him.

"Dr. Chen, can we connect the wheat?"

"Of course you can, but you need to pay for my consultation and treatment."

Chen Yu took this opportunity to set the rules,

Lian Mai's consultation fee is 5,000 yuan.

If you need treatment, pay another five thousand yuan.

Soon, a weathered man's face appeared on the screen.

"Are you sure, this man is only thirty-five years old? Fifty-three years old is more or less."

A new water friend asked.

"You are not a fan of Brother Xu at first glance. Brother Xu's old face represents the prosperous years of the past."

"Do you know why Brother Xu was able to buy two houses with full payment within ten years? Please look at his face."

"Please look at Brother Xu's dress again."

"Brother Xu, Brother Xu, saves the most money."

After being reminded by Brother Xu's fans, new friends who signed up for the Huyu platform because of Chen Yu all looked at what Brother Xu was wearing.

Brother Xu's face is dark and full of wrinkles and ravines.

The clothes and pants are covered with patches and pieces of cloth.

It looks like the hundred-pin clothes worn by Jigong.

On her feet were a pair of tattered sneakers.

Say he is a millionaire anchor.

More like street scavengers.

"Dr. Chen, do you have any plans to buy a house?"

"If so, you are welcome to follow my live broadcast room."

"I can help you buy the property of your choice in the fastest possible time with full payment."

Brother Xu raised his hand with a smile on his face and greeted Chen Yu.

By the way, I gave myself an advertisement.

If you want to buy a house, go to Brother Xu.

Save money his way.

Buying a whole house is not a dream.

"Brother Xu is worthy of being Brother Xu. Every penny is spent wisely."

"I'm still wondering if the sun is coming out from the west today. It turns out that Brother Xu is using this money as advertising fees."

"One of the millionaire anchors went to other people's live broadcast rooms and advertised themselves in front of other anchors. There was no one except Brother Xu."

Seeing the ridicule of water friends, Brother Xu didn't take it seriously at all.

Saving money is his way of life.

It is also a sign of fame.

Chen Yu said with a smile: "I have no plans to buy a house for the time being, but..."

"Coming, coming, but showing up!"

"Brother Xu, it's still too late to run away now."

"Dr. Chen diagnosed me with the mildest form of depression."

"Brother Xu, please leave quickly. If you don't leave, it will be the end of you."

"The first victim appears."

"What kind of victim? He's obviously a patient."

Water friends are either kind-hearted or teasing.

Just wait and see for a while.

Brother Xu smiled and asked: "Dr. Chen, you don't want to say that I have a mental illness, do you?"

"I can tell you clearly that I don't have any problems at all, and I don't know how happy I am."

Chen Yu said: "A happy attitude does not mean there is no mental illness."

"I do not believe."

Just like water friends who are familiar with Brother Xu joke.

Brother Xu who breaks a penny into one dollar and spends it.

An unprecedented reward for a carnival worth three thousand yuan.

It's really just to gain popularity.

Advertise yourself to attract traffic.

"Then let's talk first."

"For the sake of you giving me a carnival, I will tell you the cause of your illness for free."

"OK."

There is nothing that Brother Xu doesn't like when it comes to free things.

Chen Yu said calmly: "Your parents are both working, and their family conditions are not as good as those above, but more than enough for those below."

"Due to work reasons, your parents sent you to your grandparents' house in the countryside to raise you since you were a child."

"My second brother has gone through difficult times and teaches you to be frugal and save money every day."

"From now on, save these two words and let them be deeply integrated into your bones."

"When you were nineteen, you took over your father's job and became a worker."

"Relying on frugality, I bought two houses in the local downtown area with full payment in just ten years."

Brother Xu listened very carefully at first.

When I got to the back, I laughed out loud.

"Hahaha... I didn't expect Dr. Chen to pay so much attention to me. He usually watches my video recordings, right?"

Brother Xu once talked about what Chen Yu said, and told it to water friends.

Generally, someone will record live broadcasts of major anchors.

As long as you watch the recording and broadcast, it is not difficult to know these contents.

"I'm not done yet."

Chen Yu continued speaking calmly.

"In order to save money, you go to the garbage dump every day after get off work to pick up other people's unwanted shopping bags."

"Use the free water in public restrooms to clean them and take them home for your own use."

"Once, a plastic shopping bag tore, you chose to sew it up with a needle and thread and continue to use it."

Hearing this, Brother Xu was shocked.

Chen Yu is right.

He did.

"Nima, this isn't about saving money, it's about being sick."

"I've heard of sewing clothes and socks, but this is the first time I've heard of sewing plastic bags and continuing to use them."

"No wonder I can buy two houses with full payment in ten years. It's hard to compare."

"During class, I tried not to laugh."

"Brother Xu, I will give you a reward of ten yuan. Can you send me the sewn plastic bag to pay my respects?"

"Why not put it on with clear tape?"

"The topic terminator appears."

For those of you who don’t know Brother Xu, your horizons have been completely opened today.

It is common to collect plastic bags as garbage bags.

But they are all collected from my own home.

Brother Xu is incredible.

Going to the garbage dump to pick up garbage bags does not count.

Also sew the gaps with needle and thread.

Brother Xu said seriously: "Don't laugh, everyone. Using free plastic bags is also a great way to save money."

The water friends were immediately speechless.

Chen Yu continued: "This is not the only way you can save money."

"To save water, you prepare a jar in the bathroom and urinate into the jar every time you urinate."

"Wait until the can is full and use it to flush the larger one in the toilet."

The water friends felt like they had received a 10,000-point critical blow in their hearts.

"I thought I was invincible when it came to sewing plastic. Alas, I'm still young."

"Brother Xu's kidney function is very strong."

"You guys talk first, I'll go to the bathroom to vomit for a while."

"Would it be more hygienic to accumulate saliva and flush the toilet?"

"I will call you and Brother Xu the crouching dragons and phoenixes of the money-saving world."

“Original soup transformed into original food.”

No matter how thick-skinned Brother Xu is, he can't stand it this time.

"Three years ago, you almost sent your whole family away."

"While in the hospital, your brother was only one step away from being sent away by you again."

Chen Yu smiled and revealed a new melon in an understatement.