Shameless Warlock

　　 In court.

　　 The Necromancer became more and more excited: "Nineteen years! Since I came to the Bone Desolate Village, I have done a few small studies, and you have been pestering me all day!"

　　 "Do you think I'm so good-tempered and won't sue you!"

　　 "You spoilers!"

　　 The judge glanced at him, and the necromancer was quiet a little.

　　 In the auditorium, the group was excited, and a weak voice came out with difficulty: "That's my thigh bone..."

　　 It is a pity that it was soon overwhelmed by the sound of people criticizing the necromancer's evil deeds.

　　 Xu Nan was big for a while.

　　 What is this? He could see that in the second stage of the confrontation, choosing the defense is a dead end, right?

　　 How can there be a defendant who goes to court with criminal evidence?

　　 This is simply pitting yourself.

　　 And this Necromancer has no attitude towards a suspect at all. On the contrary, he is content and arrogant. He actually scolded the villagers in the dock in the dock.

　　 For a moment, the court was noisy like a vegetable market. Xu Nan looked at the necromancer who was akimbo and scolded by others, and suddenly saw a familiar emblem on his wrist.

　　 It's just that the emblem is a bit inconspicuous, and it is easily hidden by the sleeves. If it weren't for him to curse with his hips, Xu Nan would not be able to see clearly.

"what?"

　　 Xu Nan is still wondering, the silence that the justice has just removed opened again.

　　 "Quiet!" The judge tapped the gavel.

　　 Warlock Jason, who was the prosecution lawyer, began his speech.

　　 He sneered at the invincible necromancer: "It looks like you have confessed to your crime."

　　 "Then I don't have to say anything. You said that you are a necromancer who is keen on the study of corpses. It is true."

　　 "But the problem is that the cemetery in the Burial Desolate Village is the birthplace of the undead; most of the corpses buried there will be transformed into the undead in the future, that is, the villagers of the Burial Desolate Village."

　　 "If I remember correctly, the Burial Desolate Village, as a gathering place for the undead, follows the Hammo Code formulated by the nineteen monarchs of the dead world."

　　 "There are clear provisions in the code that prevent or affect the normal birth of the undead is a crime!"

　　 "Your Excellency stole the bones from the cemetery, which seriously affected the peace of the cemetery, and also affected the normal birth of the undead. It is a crime; not to mention, you are also suspected of stealing the thigh bones of ordinary villagers..."

　　 "Your Honor, I think the situation is already obvious. Please immediately convict this Necromancer who doesn't know how to respect and respect!"

　　 Xu Nan frowned. This guy really came prepared, if the second link also fails, basically burying the treasures of the bone-desolated village has nothing to do with him, right?

　　 The judge who is a big lich expressionless (nonsense, where does the lich look): "Can the defense lawyer want to defend?"

　　 Xu Nan pondered a little: "Your Honor, I request an adjournment!"

　　 The justice asked: "Reason?"

　　 "The lingua franca of the prosecution lawyer is too strong, I didn't understand what he was talking about!"

　　 "I hope to use the recess time to learn a good language, so that I can understand what he is talking nonsense."

　　 Xu Nan smiled and tried.

　　 Before Jason could interrupt, the judge knocked it down with a hammer: "Okay."

　　 "The court is closed for three hours."

Snapped!

　　 With a snap of his fingers, the court once again changed back to the stage. When the members of the circus saw this, the atmosphere became warm again.

　　 The villagers seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, and once again began to cheer for the wonderful performance on stage.

Jason ran over angrily and stared at Xu Nan fiercely: "You actually said that my lingua franca has a strong dialect? I want to sue you for suspicion of regional discrimination! Also, my lingua franca is standard tenth level. What dialect..."

　　 Xu Nan was too lazy to pay attention to him, and pulled Tom into the crowd silently.

　　 He needs time to investigate some things.

　　 Three hours later.

　　 The court reopened.

　　 It was Xu Nan's turn to defend. Xu Nan stood there with a smile on his face and talked freely: "In fact, there is nothing as serious as the prosecution lawyer said!"

　　 "The Burial Desolate Village does abide by the Code of Hammo, and the cemetery is also the birthplace of the undead, and my client did indeed take a few bones..."

　　 Jason's pale and kidney-deficiency face was full of pride.

　　 "...But as far as I know, these bones and corpses, they ran out of the cemetery on their own, crying and begging my client to use them for research, both of you are willing to do so, it is not considered stealing."

　　 Xu Nan opened her mouth to talk nonsense, even more nonsense than Necromancer.

　　 When the Necromancer heard this, he actually smiled and gave Xu Nan a thumbs up, probably because he met someone in the same way.

　　 "Nonsense! Those bones have not yet become undead, how could they run out!"

　　 Jason glared.

　　The justice gave him a glance: "Both sides have free debate."

"That's because you are not good enough. My client has the ability to communicate with the corpse, and can perceive the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of every bone. He heard their call. They felt that being buried in the cemetery was too dull. I strongly request my client to help them escape from the sea of ​​suffering, so the previous misunderstanding happened."

　　 Xu Nan is extremely calm.

　　 There was an uproar in the auditorium, and some villagers began to curse Xu Nan.

　　 Xu Nan looked at the system prompts, and the feelings of the villagers in the Burial Desolate Village dropped crazily, and there was no sadness or joy in his heart.

　　Jason sneered and said: "Absurd! The bones still have emotions?"

　　 Xu Nan raised his eyebrows: "Are you looking down on bones?"

　　 What did Jason realize: "I am not, I don't..."

　　 "Can't bones have their own emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy? Everyone here, who is not made of bones? The white-clothed resentful sister over there is troublesome to shrink into the wall, I don't want to see you now."

Xu Nan continued to speak madly: "Can you prove that my client does not have the ability to communicate with bones? No? Sorry, I think my client is not guilty. I think everyone on the jury and the judge also think so. of."

　　 "This case has dragged on for 19 years and is unresolved. Why? Isn't it because of the painstaking efforts of you unsophisticated people who don't know how to sympathize with adults? I have been entangled for 19 years, can I improve my consciousness?"

"It's you plaintiffs! Is the cemetery opened by your family? Seeing my client walk out of the cemetery and holding a few corpses indiscriminately take him to court, let the innocent people Suffered a full 19 years of injustice."

　　 "Do you feel ashamed in your conscience!?"

　　 The plaintiff villagers touched their chests subconsciously.

　　 "Sorry, I forget that you are already undead, and it is normal to have no conscience."

　　 Xu Nan calmly said: "But the most basic thing is right and wrong can still be distinguished? My client did not commit a crime at all. If you still have a little conscience, it is still a merit to withdraw the case."

　　 Jason sneered.

　　 He has calmed down now, and found that Xu Nan is just messing around. This is the rhythm of giving up treatment!

　　 How can such a defense be recognized by the jury?

　　 He glanced at the members of the jury. Although they were all undead, he could feel their mood swings.

　　 They are angry.

　　 Xu Nan's words are simply provoking the court!

　　 Jason suddenly relaxed, he thought a little, and wanted to refute Xu Nan's fallacies one by one.

　　 But at this time.

　　 The plaintiffs whispered to each other, they actually raised their hands weakly: "Your Honor, we decided to withdraw the case."

Snapped!

　　 The small hammer fell, and the judge decisively said: "Then withdraw the lawsuit and the defendant is acquitted..."

　　 Jason stared at the villagers incredulously, but found that the soul fire in their eye sockets flickered.

　　 "What did you do to them?" He seemed to figure out something: "Did you use [Buffing] or [Negotiating]?"

　　 "Why are you withdrawing the case?" He questioned the plaintiffs.

　　 A few bones and dregs got together, thought for a long time, and thought of a bad reason: "...We have a guilty conscience."

　　 special, do you have a conscience?

　　 Jason vomited blood in anger. Although he didn't know what was going on, he had to fight for it.

　　 He saw the limping old skeleton in the gallery. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

　　 He rushed up in a hurry, helped the skeleton walk to the court, and pointed at the necromancer:

　　 "Did this person take your thigh bone!?"

　　 The skeleton trembled and said: "Yes."

　　 Jason seemed to have grasped the last straw, and said viciously: "This man is very sinful..."

　　 However, Skeleton interrupted his words: "This... this Necromancer, saw that my old cold leg had been suffering from rheumatism and suffered so much, so he helped to break my thigh off."

　　 "Without that old cold leg, I can walk smoothly now! Look at me, I can still jump on one foot! Thank you Lord Necromancer for your enthusiastic help!"

　　 The skeleton jumped away on one foot.

　　 Jason was dumbfounded.

　　 In the auditorium, the villagers watched this scene incredible.

　　 "...The defendant was acquitted!"

　　 The Lich Justice finally concluded.

　　 The necromancer did not expect that he could be released without guilt, showing a look of surprise.

　　……

　　 Fifteen minutes later. Backstage of a circus show.

　　 A person wearing a black cloak came over: "Mr. Xu Nan, please come here."

　　 "The judge wants to see you."

　　 The corners of Xu Nan's mouth rose slightly:

"Ok."

　　 Say that Jason's strategy is incomplete.

　　 Such an obvious theft has been pending for 19 years, so why?

　　 Of course, because, as the defendant, the Necromancer has a good father!

　　Who said that the lich can't be passed down from generation to generation!

　　 does not seem to be possible.

　　 But the judge might be the son born before he became a lich.

　　……