Shameless Warlock

"Is it too late to join the evil spirit camp?"

The answer is of course too late.

Since receiving the grace of God, Xu Nan's character card has an extra mark.

[Azure Dreamland Faction: Bird Village]

All right, just get on the pirate ship like this, Xu Nan regrets it.

If these blue crystals can be moved out, I don’t know how many ordinary people can become professionals. Xu Nan will become the richest man in the world just around the corner!

The turkey over there began to say hello:

"Xiao Nianlang, and that sister, and that ostrich with a hot smile, come and help!"

The three of Xu Nan approached and were depressed.

It turned out that the task of the so-called "warrior" sent by God was actually to carry the blue crystal!

They need to complete the task of moving the blue crystal within a limited time; Xu Nan thought that after escorting the blue crystal to a safe place, they would be rewarded.

But in fact it can't.

They can only get the reputation of Bird Village!

Every time a carload of blue crystals is transported, you can get 10 reputation points. Who knows what this reputation point is for.

What's even more deceitful is that they have to use the bird body in the state of divine transformation to complete the handling work.

Qin Lele is okay, after all, he is an eagle, with a strong body, he can grab and hold a lot of blue crystals at once.

Sad Feng is also clever, the ostrich ostrich is naturally used to transport blue crystals, and he can carry a lot of blue crystals every time.

As for Xu Nan, emmm...

Oriole struggled forward with a blue crystal in its mouth, and Turkey Atu walked past him with several pieces of blue crystal in his mouth:

"Xiao Nianlang, Li doesn't seem to be physically fit, he needs to exercise more."

"In the future, the task of maintaining the normal transportation of the blue crystal mine will fall on Li!"

Xu Nan was extremely depressed.

You ask him why he doesn't try to become Gao Fangkun? Well, that goldfish would be crushed to death by a normal sized blue crystal.

Xu Nan also thought about paddling in the process of transportation, or stealing a piece of blue crystal to take away, but the former has Turkey Atu as the supervisor, and the three of Xu Nan are reduced to porters and suffer; the latter is impossible at all, and the blue crystal cannot Stuffed into any storage device, the bird guards here are all legendary-level divine creatures. Who knows why they let a group of them resist the crystal!

Have these divine guardian birds been resolved soon?

Xu Nan felt that the so-called god was probably trying to make things difficult for herself!

When he moved the crystals in the Azure Dreamland, he hoped that the evil spirit that Turkey Atu spoke of would strike, so that he might be able to fish in troubled waters and take away some blue crystals.

But those evil spirits were like a horse, Xu Nan was almost exhausted, and they never showed up.

To say that this blue dreamland is also miraculous, Xu Nan and his party did not meet other teammates in the blue crystal mine. He guessed that they should have been assigned to other places.

Did I know why I brought so many people?

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come!

If I had known earlier, I would have followed Zheng Xie down to Wuyang Lake to fight the evil dragon...

Xu Nan was full of resentment deep in his heart.

At this moment, he finally felt Jingwei's pain. His pair of oriole wings were fanned into New Orleans grilled wings, and his prestige value was barely worth 1 point.

This means that he only transported one-tenth of the carload of blue crystals.

"No way!"

"If this continues, I will be exhausted to death. I still have a voice. Even if I am dead and nailed to a coffin, I will still be in the tomb and shout out with this rotten vocal cord..."

"I'm hungry, I want fried chicken!"

Xu Nan was angrily ready to strike.

Just at this moment, the turkey Atu, who was holding a lot of blue crystals, jumped over:

"Xiao Nianlang, let's stop here today, remember to come and help every day in the future."

Before Xu Nan could react, a strange force of repulsion pushed him out of the blue dreamland!

At that moment, there was a glimmer of enlightenment in his heart.

The azure dreamland is not open to the earth for a long time. In the days to come, he can only enter the azure dreamland in his sleep!

"Ganqing is a long-term reputation place. It's a pity that I don't have the chance to meet the protoss..."

Xu Nan was so hungry that he lifted the divine transformation technique, took out a hot fried chicken from the storage device and started to eat it.

He took out a glass of Coke and added some ice cubes from the nearby mountain, which was very refreshing!

etc.

Xu Nan suddenly realized why there are such pure ice cubes around her!

It was at this time that he began to recount the surrounding scenes:

The rugged rocks, the endless snow, and the condescending vision.

The severe cold hit, if it wasn't for his bloodline's strong resistance, he might have passed out long ago!

Xu Nan looked around, he didn't know how he ran into the snow mountain!

With shaking hands, he took out his phone and positioned it.

Well, Baidu Maps gave him a [Himalayas] quite easily.

"Cuckoo." The stomach growled again.

Xu Nan pondered for a moment, but he still ate fried chicken first, so he ate happily, and did not forget to take a photo of himself as a souvenir.

After all, it is quite rare to go to the Himalayas to eat fried chicken.

Xu Nan posted a Weibo by the way. Anyway, no one cares about his attention, right?

Then he started to eat chicken with confidence.

...

In Xiner's live broadcast room.

Because the limelight was taken away by the mysterious Lan Lan, Xin Er has been in a bad mood recently.

Although she was broadcasting live, she was checking Weibo and browsing the web without saying a word, and she didn't care about the water friends at all.

But the barrage army has been in an endless stream.

[Xiner is autistic, what should I do? I also follow the autistic! 】

【Xiner sing a song...】

[Anchor don't turn your back to the camera...] This article was quickly banned.

Suddenly, a strange picture appeared on the webpage. In the picture, a man was wearing thin autumn clothes, holding a fried chicken coke in his hand, and the background was a boundless snow line!

"Eating chicken alone in the Himalayas is quite lonely."

There's also geotargeting below.

At that time, the bullet screen went berserk——

[Who is this person? Poser? 】

[Eating chicken on the Himalayas, p! 】

[There are so many sensationalists these days, huh? Why does Xiner pay attention to this bitch! 】

Xin'er stared at the picture for a while, and then slowly said:

"He's my brother."

The barrage crashed for half a minute.

Then start brushing——

[My brother-in-law is mighty and domineering! 】

[My brother-in-law parachuted into the Himalayas alone and successfully ate chicken, congratulations! 】

[My brother-in-law is so handsome, is he really in the Himalayas? Why not open an outdoor live broadcast? 】

Not surprisingly, Xu Nan suddenly became popular on the Internet.

A lot of people were debating whether or not this image was a photoshopped one, but soon the professional results came in - it was a real selfie.

But many people don't believe the appraisal result, because the appraisal result shows that Xu Nan doesn't even use beauty software, which is unscientific. How can a person be so handsome?

Soon, the number of Xu Nan's Weibo fans began to skyrocket.

[I eat chicken on the Himalayas] This topic began to become the front row of popular searches.

The girls are discussing Xu Nan's super good looks; the male creatures are picking whether this photo has any clues of synthesis; and more people are discussing how the professional is so good.

That's right, the simple rhythm of Kinner's fans has gradually evolved into a super topic for the whole people to discuss whether professionals are human or not!

After all, Xu Nan in the photo, wearing autumn clothes, at least above the snow line, looks calm and unaffected by the high altitude at all.

Everyone has their own opinion on this topic.

Many people are worried that professionals have exceeded the definition of human beings. Will they become another race and turn their heads to bully human beings?

But most people still have a consensus:

This guy's pretense is really impeccable!

...

Xu Nan, who was still running home, naturally didn't know that he had become popular on the Internet.

He contacted a few friends and found out that everyone returned to the hospital, except Xu Nan who was thrown into the Himalayas.

Fortunately, it was not the top of Mount Everest, otherwise Xu Nan's blood resistance would not be able to withstand it.

After eating the fried chicken, he finally felt a little cold, so he took out the magic carpet and flew eastward.

When passing by the civil aviation plane, he even said hello to them, and a little Luoli in the round window of the plane was frightened and cried immediately.

Hurrying quickly, Xu Nan finally returned to City H exhausted physically and mentally.

When everyone met each other, they all had a deeper understanding of the blue dream.

This place is for long-term gaining reputation. As for the use of reputation, Xu Nan has already guessed in his mind. Although everyone is not in the same place, it is not bad that each has a chance.

Xu Nan paid special attention to sending a message to Beifeng, and he was relieved to find that this guy was still in North America, mixing with the Indians.

It is a pity that the entrance to the hospital has disappeared, and it may be very difficult to find the entrance to the Azure Dream.

However, their group of people can still successfully sneak in through the dreams at night.

At night, Xu Nan ran to the alchemy workshop in the dungeon.

He was going to practice the skills of Potions. After all, he had read so many books before, and his theoretical knowledge was enough, but his hands-on ability was obviously insufficient.

More importantly, when he was paddling with blue crystals in the Azure Dreamland, he secretly picked a lot of high-quality raw materials for potions!

Looking at the large number of potions formulas in his alchemist occupation list, he was a little worried.

No way, this is the trouble of happiness.

When other low-level alchemists were still selling their blood and kidneys for the capitalists for the first alchemy formula, there were already more than one hundred potion formulas in Xu Nan's list!

"[Happy Man]? Forget it, this potion is for acceleration, I already have speed oil..."

"[Seven times a night]? It's meaningless, this kind of potion that temporarily increases spell slots is a mess for us warlocks!"

"[Powerful head hammer]? Increase the head's ability to resist blows? This potion... seems to be useful!"

Xu Nan looked over one by one.

He fell into the difficulty of choosing.

Just at this time, the captain of the urban management team came over.

"Xu Nan, you just sent a group text message saying that you want women's clothing tomorrow, is that true?"

Qin Lele's eyes are full of little stars: "Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, do you want to wear women's clothes and date me?"

Xu Nan sneered: "Please read the content of the text message. Tomorrow I am going to hold a Christmas party at home, and you should not try to escape then. You all have to be here!"

Qin Lele was startled: "I didn't expect you to be so courageous. Are you really not afraid of the Shura Field tragedy? Aren't you afraid of being torn up by us?"

Xu Nan waved her hand to show that she was upright and not afraid of the shadow slanting!

"Come, come, give me a reference."

"I've been practicing potions recently, but I don't know which potion to choose..."

Qin Lele tilted her head: "For potions, safety is more important."

"After all, if you sell it, at least you can't eat dead people!"

"Secondly, we have to consider the economy and national conditions. Now that everyone is under so much pressure and more and more people are losing their hair, of course it's the most interesting way to make hair restorer!"

Xu Nan saw that there really was an option of [Powerful Hair Growth Potion]!

"Okay, that's it."

Xu Nan happily started making powerful hair growth potions.

Since it was Qin Lele's suggestion, Xu Nan named this potion [Qin Lele Strong Hair Tonic]!

Soon, the first batch of potions were made.

Xu Nan does not have a pharmaceutical production license, so he dare not sell it in the country, after all, he cannot enter the medical insurance.

He thought about it, and it was all lost in Paradise Lost. Anyway, no one might buy it, and it might not be able to deceive people if it was sold.

It doesn't matter if you can't sell it, just practice it!

So he started to make the next batch of Qin Lele Strong Hair Tonic!

...

Paradise lost.

Thirteenth Alchemy Center.

Sean is walking to the office.

His expression has become more and more haggard recently. In order to find a way to punish Xu Nan, the big devil, his forehead is completely bald.

Violet persuaded him to take a good vacation, and he finally agreed.

After all, he has to be more sensible, and he can't ruin his appearance for the sake of work.

He touched his bald head, somewhat melancholy, and finally decided to go to the trading center to buy some potions for hair growth.

It just so happened that he saw the latest batch of potions on the shelves, which were quite cheap, Qin Lele brand, probably the work of a novice alchemist.

He bought it without thinking too much. Anyway, as long as there is a formula for hair growth potions, novices, no matter how trashy they are, can make them well, right?

He took a bottle of hair tonic and went to the office.

As a result, as soon as I arrived at the office, I found that there was no sound anywhere.

On the big screen, blood-red points are jumping crazily!

Sean was in a bad mood and yelled, "What happened?"

An assistant next to him ran over with great difficulty and said in a low voice:

"It's Xu Nan's points... It's starting to explode..."

"Currently it has risen to... 20 million!"

Sean's hand softened, and he dropped the hair tonic on the ground, breaking it directly!

"Forget it... let him go."

Sean seemed ten years older.

He looked at the hair tonic on the ground, picked up the half bottle that hadn't leaked out in line with the principle of thrift, and started drinking. There was no way, he was so thirsty now.

Need some water to calm down and calm down!

The assistant picked up the label on the hair tonic:

"The above seems to say that this product is applied externally..."

puff!

Sean started spitting wildly.

I vomited for a while.

The assistant rubbed his eyes, wiped off the stain on the label, and looked happy:

"The above said that this product can be applied externally or taken internally..."

Cough cough cough!

Sean thinks life is so hard.

He looked at the assistant with a complicated expression: "What else did the above say?"

The assistant's face also became very strange:

"It says, the producer, Xu Nan."

Sean: "???"

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