Senior Superstar

"Mom! I'll explain to you later!"

Facing his mother's questioning, Chen Antang smiled dryly, and pointed the finger at Li Shixin again.

"Mr. Li, as an industry insider, I would like to know what capital you have to be able to play both the first male and the third male in the new play directed by Jiao Chendong?"

capital?

Li Shixin put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky.

Of course it's good to touch porcelain, silly boy!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Chen Antang chuckled, "Don't speak? Old man, I just changed your resume in the trade union. I found out that you have no acting experience before, and you just went to Rongdian to play a side role more than ten days ago. When I went out with my mother in the morning, I still thought, if you just want to gain attention and find some old men and women to have a celebrity addiction, I will not say anything. But now you actually "

"You actually followed me?"

Before Chen Antang finished speaking, Wu Ming's face completely sank.

"Ahem, mom, how can I follow you, I'm afraid you will be deceived!"

Seeing his mother's complexion, Chen Antang immediately explained.

"Tricked?" Wu Ming's gloomy face darkened again, and he almost gritted his teeth and said, "You think I'm so confused? How dare you suspect that Brother Shixin is a liar?"

"Mom, listen to me! My son is an agent. I've seen this kind of person a lot! You always think about it, how could it be possible for a secondary actor to become Rong Piao for more than ten days? In a movie He also plays the male role in it! Mom, Mom, listen to me, you have been fooled, and I am helping you! Don't do it, talk it out if you have something to say, don't do it!"

Where did Wu Ming listen to his explanation?

Gritting his back molars, he grabbed his son by the collar and used the five-finger yin-yang palm passed down from the Chen family's family - the kind that changes the palm of the hand and the back of the hand.

"Little bastard, your mother and I are only in my fifties, so you just treat me as an old fool, so old that I don't understand things? Huh?!"

"Ouch! Mom, don't slap me in the face!"

"I'll beat you to death! Ever since you got divorced, little bastard, my mother has been working as a cow and a horse. You are doing business outside, and I will take care of your children and take care of your family. After raising you, you are a heartless person. You have no conscience. Now that the child is old enough to make a move, and my mother is following the trend to catch up with a star, in your eyes, she has been deceived! Huh?"

"It hurts, it hurts! Mom, don't pinch your neck!"

"I'll pinch! Still follow me! Do you want to do it for me? If you are really doing it for me, you bastard, then don't be your manager who attracts bees and butterflies, stay at my mother's knees and do your best! Don't ask me on weekdays Yes, when my old lady just wanted to live a more comfortable life and live a younger life, you turned around and showed your filial piety! Huh?"

"Mom, mom! I was wrong, I was wrong! There are so many people here, save me some face!"

Seeing his son whose ears were twisted by himself begging for mercy, Wu Ming stared angrily and rounded his almond eyes: "Face? Pooh! You gave me this fan in front of Brother Shixin and so many old friends. The head of the regiment is making trouble, are you saving me face!"

Seeing Chen Antang, who was swollen before he was born, twisted his body and his face was distorted in pain, Li Shixin chuckled.

Just know the result is like this.

So when he was questioned by Chen Antang just now, he didn't even bother to respond.

Seeing that the people coming and going at the gate of Tianmeng Company were all pointing and discussing in whispers, Li Shixin lightly put his hand on Wu Ming's arm.

"Big sister, the child is grown up after all. There are so many people, don't make people laugh."

Faced with Li Shixin's intercession, the anger on Wu Ming's face finally subsided, but he still did not let go of his son's ear: "Brother Shixin, leave it alone! If I don't clean up this unfilial son today, I will... How will I, Wu Ming, lead the team in the future?"

"Yes! Such a child has to be cleaned up! I have attended the support club gathering these days, and I missed cooking two meals for the boys at home, and they yelled that I am chasing stars at such an old age. Don't be fooled. Pooh! They think that our old bones won't work for them. What are they?"

"That's right! Why can't we chase after stars when we are old? Their young people are handsome every day. How dare we work hard all our lives, and we are not qualified to pursue life when we are old? Sister Wu, clean up! Clean up to death!"

Seeing a group of old ladies who were angry with their children at home fanning the flames, Li Shixin chuckled: "It's an old saying that people teach their children before others and their wives later, but sister, this child has grown up and has self-esteem!"

"That's right! Uncle Li is right! Mom, I'm almost forty, save me some face." Chen Antang no longer cared about exposing Li Shixin, and now he listened to the old man speak for himself, so he hurriedly Get off the donkey.

How could he have imagined that Li Shixin hadn't finished speaking yet.

"That's it, big girl, I passed the audition today, and the big guys are still here. I treat guests, let's find a restaurant to get together. When there are few people in the restaurant, you close the door and educate yourself. No one will stop you. Bar?"

Seeing the cold light in Li Shixin's smiling eyes, and seeing the group of old aunts who looked sour and eager to help Wu Ming, Chen Antang opened his mouth.

Damn old man, you tricked me!

Chen Antang despaired, "Mom, let me explain! Actually, it wasn't my idea to follow you. It's all Poems."

Thinking of this pain, he might not be able to bear it alone, Chen Antang's heart sank.

In the Shenglong Hotel, Li Shixin spent more than half of Kari's assets and booked a small banquet hall.

At this time, on the stage in the middle of the banquet hall, a drama of exhorting children was being staged.

Lied by her father, Chen Boshi, who thought she could see the embarrassing appearance of a dead old man, was standing with a big chair on her back, her big watery eyes were full of tears.

Wu Ming on the side was holding a fly swatter he found casually in the banquet hall, pinching his waist, watching his son kneeling on the ground with his head bowed, panting.

Seeing that the little granddaughter who was punished stopped self-reflection, she said angrily, "Why did you stop? Continue to recite it for me!"

"Hey, grandma, I've recited the Three Character Classic twenty times."

"Finished memorizing? Then change to another one and continue memorizing!" Wu Ming panted, and said angrily to the little traitor in the support club organization.

"Oh, grandma, what are you carrying?"

Wu Ming rested for a while, breathed evenly, and rolled up his sleeves again: "What are you carrying? What you have learned, those ancients who advised the world to respect parents and elders, and those who advised unfilial sons, should be rectified!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows

Following Chen Boshi's sobbing poem recitation, Wu Ming then turned his attention back to Chen Antang.

Taking a deep breath, he raised the fly swatter: "What's the use of me raising you?! I've been mad at me since I was a child!"

"The caterpillar is not easy to catch, and the yellow mouth is never full. Although the claws want to be worn out, the heart is never tired. After ten minutes of walking, I still fear that I will be hungry in the nest. After thirty days of hard work, the mother is thin and the chicks are getting fatter. Whispering to teach words, brushing one by one. sweater."

"If you don't come back a few times a year, you'll know you're going to be a nuisance to my old lady when I come back! I, I'll kill you today! If I can't see you, an unfilial son, my old lady will be less angry and live a few more years!"

"Once the wings are formed, lead to the branches of the garden. Raise the wings without looking back, and fly away with the wind. The male and female chirp in the air, and the sound will not return. But they enter the empty nest, chirping and mourning all night. Yanyan, don't be sad, you will return. Thinking about yourself. When Sier was a young child, when Gao Fei carried his mother on his back. At that time, the parents read it, and today you should know."

"Mom, Mom, I was wrong! I won't dare to make you angry again!" Chen Antang's eyes were dull, looking at the crowd of old men and women who were holding teacups and happily watching him suffer, feeling a burst of despair.

Looking at the old man with his legs crossed and ordering food calmly with the waiter, he regretted it even more.

A stinky old man who can't live for a few days because of a cerebral thrombosis, why should I mess with him? !

In the symphony composed of the slapping of the fly swatter, the sound of the old lady Wu Ming admonishing her children, and the weeping poetry recitation of Chen Boshi's children, Li Shixin calmly finished ordering.

Then he looked at the father and son who were being tortured with a smile, and said loudly: "Sister Wu Ming, is everything going well for you? How about we change things?"

"!!!"

Chen Antang, who was kneeling on the ground, instantly widened his eyes.

Wu Ming panted heavily, and said, "No need brother Shixin, the fly swatter feels similar to the feather duster we used to use, I use it smoothly! Look at this!"

Snapped!

The bamboo stick on the fly swatter was precisely drawn to Chen Antang's buttocks, and he let out a cry of pain.

"That's great, don't worry about breaking it, he still hurts!"

Seeing Wu Ming's skillful technique, Li Shixin chuckled, "Then take a break. You've been smoking for a long time, so don't get tired! How about cleaning up after dinner?"

Snapped!

Wu Ming took another shot, and amidst Chen Antang's screams, he smiled at Li Shixin: "No brother Shixin, I'm not tired. It's just a matter of exercising, and I'll eat more when the dishes are served."

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming glanced at Chen Boshi who was on the sidelines, "After dinner, there is still work to do after dinner. Before the food is served, I will clean up this unfilial son first. This little traitor, I will wait a while." Just finished eating and digesting food!"

"The stick in the loving mother's hand, and the wanderer's body. Add buffs before leaving, and the stick will strike critically"

When she heard that grandma hadn't forgotten herself, the little girl with two ponytails who was reciting a poem burst into tears.

"Chen Antang, you pig teammate! People will never trust you again!"