Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

February 12, year X

sunny

The hospital is really a terrible place. I originally thought I was healthy, but I didn't expect to find out something wrong with my body after a complete physical examination.

"Look at it for yourself. I told you a long time ago that you can't always stay up late. This is the consequence of not paying attention to health preservation."

After the physical examination report came out, Wu Yunfei's mouth was never idle, which made people annoyed to hear it.

Now that most people are in sub-healthy state, I don't believe that after completing this whole set of examinations, the results will be much better than me!

I tried to refute him, but this guy actually used Zhihu's point of view to attack me.

Zhihu is not HowNet, so can the things written on it be taken seriously?

This guy actually took QAQ seriously. He first confiscated my fat house happy water, and then tried to "poison" me with the folk remedies found on Zhihu.

"Are you sure this thing is edible?" I looked at the strange smell in the pot and took a step back subconsciously. "You made it clear, what do you put in it!"

"A handful of glutinous rice and two spoons of vinegar, three green onions and four slices of ginger." He said, "but I seem to have put too much glutinous rice, it's a bit thick..."

"It's just paste at all!" I couldn't help but vomit.

Who uses glutinous rice for porridge? Eating this kind of stuff into the stomach will definitely stick the intestines!

"Observe, this remedy is used to prevent colds. You have poor resistance now and you need to pay extra attention." He said solemnly.

However, no matter how serious this guy looks, he can't conceal the fact that he is a sand sculpture.

You can drink Banlangen to prevent colds!

Why does he want to go for such a strange remedy?

"You can't be witchcraft, right?"

"Yes, this is witchcraft. After eating it, you can transform into a Super Saiyan."

Super Saiyan... Fortunately he can come up with such an unreliable reason OTZ

"Why don't you say that I can summon Shenlong after drinking enough seven times?" I shook my head helplessly and said.

"I don't know if I can summon Shenlong, but if you really drink enough seven times, my brother can satisfy one of your wishes."

Logically speaking, this guy doesn't look bad, but now it's a human trafficker cheating on a child, and people can't help but want to hit him.

"Sorry, uncle, we don't make an appointment." I said.

February 13, X

Weather snow

There was a lot of snow outside today, and Wu Yunfei and I discussed going out to see the snow scene after dinner.

Alas... I originally wanted this guy to move out to find another place to live, but I didn't expect that because I pretended to be sick two days ago, this guy actually went down to the **** and moved into my house logically, and called it to take care of me.

To be honest, he really didn't seem to take care of other people, except that he made an inexplicable remedy yesterday that was suspected of poisoning me.

╮(╯-╰)╭Since he said he wanted to take care of me, at least he had to help prepare three meals a day, but this guy actually said that he couldn’t choke with my aunt, he gave me spiritual encouragement and support .

Spiritual encouragement and support?

I was so angry when I thought of this guy playing games next to me when I was working overtime!

Although I stayed up all night, there is no harm without comparison. His company obviously made my overtime more difficult. QAQ

"If you have gains, you will lose. Think about it, if I were not here, it would be bleak for you to come out and enjoy the snow alone." This guy laughed, "If you play "The Second Spring Reflected in the Moon", you will be a savage. Sad, those who see it shed tears."

I thought for a while and felt that what he said made sense.

But if he wasn't here, I probably wouldn't run out in the cold to see some snow scenes, right?

Isn't it good to watch the drama in a warm room? It's not okay to watch some documentaries.

Not to mention the snow scenes of the imperial capital, even the snow scenes of Antarctica can be seen unobstructed.

"Does watching a documentary made by others look the same as what I saw with my own eyes? Standing in the snow is mainly about the atmosphere."

This guy's voice is getting smaller and smaller, and I feel that the atmosphere is a little bit wrong, and I subconsciously flashed aside.

Sure enough, this guy is attacking me with a snowball!

Can he mature? At such a big age, I still play this kind of kid's tricks (╬▔ware▔)

In order to make him remember, I grabbed a handful of snow with lightning speed, quickly formed a ball in my hand, and threw it at him.

The guy reacted fairly quickly, I only hit the corner of his clothes, and didn't hit the bullseye.

"I won't quarrel with you, your resistance is so poor, what if you get sick?"

He looked at me with "kindness", as if he was not the one who started the "war" just now.

"Old and weak, sick, disabled, pregnant, we are half a cat." I snorted coldly.

"Weak? Where am I weak?" he asked with a smile.

"Mentally handicapped!" I said.