Running Snail

Wei Nan was laughing all the time when he was sitting in the taxi, and Lu Shuang looked at her with a calm smile beside him.

After a long time, Wei Nan coughed to stop his smile, turned his head and asked seriously: "Did you send a virus to my computer yesterday?"

Lu Shuang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and said in an old saying: "How could I do such a bad thing."

Wei Nan said in surprise: "But the computer is really poisoned, and the antivirus software can't start."

The corners of Lu Shuang's mouth rose higher, turning his head to meet Wei Nan's eyes, and softly explained: "Recently, there is a new virus called Shockwave, which specifically attacks the loopholes in anti-virus software, which will cause the computer to restart automatically. "After that, he pretended to be calm and said: "It's okay, I'll help you deal with it later.

Wei Nan nodded and smiled: "Thank you."

After that, there was nothing to say.

Wei Nan turned his head and looked at the scenery outside the window, but thought in his heart: Oh, you Lu Shuang, do you really think I am a computer idiot? Although I am not as high as yours, I have been in contact with computers in high school. Shockwave has been a virus, and the school computer has been infected. So many anti-virus software can handle it. How could it cause Qi Juan's genuine Rising to be paralyzed?

That virus... actually you put it on, right? Did you produce it yourself? You killed the computer on purpose and then repaired it to show your superb computer skills, right?

Wei Nan sighed lightly, alas, now that I want to come, encountering Lu Shuang is really a tragedy, not to mention that I have to accept his special magic sound torture early in the morning, even his friends have collectively got "matchmaker's disease" by him, even His friends' computers were paralyzed by him, and the domino-like chain reaction disrupted the rhythm of life.

Wei Nan turned his head and saw that Lu Shuang was opening the window and looking out the window leisurely. The sea breeze scattered his hair, revealing a perfect profile of his face.

Wei Nan turned his head back again, following his example, and opened the window.

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In the summer afternoon, taxis pass through the wide and tidy streets. The coconut trees on the side of the road are neatly arranged, and the branches and leaves are gently swayed by the sea breeze, as if they are sandwiched in a road to welcome visitors from afar. The oncoming sea breeze blew gently on his face, warm and soft, with the slightly salty taste of sea water.

Wei Nan raised his mouth slightly, looking at the beautiful scenery of the sea and sky in the distance.

The temperature today is not too high. The sea breeze is very refreshing. The bright sky and the deep blue ocean in the distance are connected together. The tropical green plants on the seaside are dancing in the wind. The fresh air makes people feel comfortable. The mood became more cheerful.

Wei Nan suddenly remembered that a long time ago, in childhood, Wei Jia and Lu Jia also drove a car and traveled together. At that time, he was bullied by two brothers because of his young age. Wei Nan was extremely depressed. On the beach, I wrote a word "double" with my feet. Because it was too fat, it looked like "again". Wei Nan, who hated him for burning his hair, made a big "fork" on those two words, then buried it with sand, cursing in his mouth, and you disappeared from me again. Disappear forever.

The curse took effect quickly, and the Lu family moved out later.

The young Wei Nan gradually forgot that in his childhood, there was such a boy who liked to tease himself living next door to his house. There was a boy named Lu Youyou who was an obedient model student at school. He became a demon king after school and tried every means to bully children younger than him.

Now meeting again, the man in front of him has an elegant smile...and a stomach of terrible bad water.

Sure enough, the difference in sunshine caused a distortion of personality. Student Lu Shuang grew up in the South for a few years and absorbed enough moisture, went to the North to grow for a few years and absorbed enough strong sunlight. The abnormal essence of the South and the North was perfectly combined in him, and finally he grew into a comprehensive type. Ghost animal element.

Turning his head again, Wei Nan couldn't help laughing helplessly at Shang Lu's smiling eyes.

Lu Shuang, ah, Lu Shuang, being young does not mean he doesn't hold grudges. It's not that it is not reported, the time has not come. How to kill you is really a philosophical question worth pondering.

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The taxi parked in a relatively quiet large yard. In front of it was a seafood city, which seemed to have just opened, and there was also a discount event for spending 300 to 100.

It is said that Hainan readers recommended it to Zhou Fang. Of course, it is said that according to Lu Shuang, the authenticity needs to be investigated.

Walking with Lu Shuang to the private room upstairs, Wei Nan suddenly felt a little nervous.

I have liked Zhou Fang’s book for four years. I never thought I would see the deity one day. Knowing that this famous best-selling author is an alumnus of T University is an honor for Wei Nan. Wei Nan has always held an admiring attitude towards the legendary talent in the Chinese department. Now he wants to get in touch with people up close. On the contrary, Wei Nan feels that his mood is very complicated, and his sense of tension is like "Ugly daughter-in-law sees her mother-in-law" .

The door was pushed open by Lu Shuang.

Lu Shuang made a "please" gesture very gentlemanly, letting Wei Nan advance.

Wei Nan felt that Lu Shuang's "please" action was like pushing someone to jump off a cliff.

Taking a deep breath, stepping into the house, pretending to be calm and raised his head, what he saw was--

A certain classmate surnamed Zhou was eating crabs there with no demeanor. He grabbed the crab legs with both hands and tugged. He couldn't move and frowned in distress. After hearing the sound of the door opening, Zhou Fang raised his head and looked. Wei Nan glanced at it, and a joking smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. He threw the unfinished crab aside with a handsome shot, wiped his hands, shrugged, and smiled: "I'm sorry, I'm too hungry, I'll eat it first. Ah." Then his eyes moved to Lu Shuang: "You guys move very fast."

What is disillusionment? Disillusionment is the "royal talent eating crabs" in this scene.

Wei Nan was afraid that he would laugh out of face, so he held back his laughter and lowered his head.

Lu Shuang naturally opened the chair for Wei Nan and let Wei Nan sit next to him. He sat down opposite Zhou Fang, pointed to the whole plate of crab legs next to him, and joked: "Are you crazy?"

Zhou Fang shrugged helplessly: "How pitiful I am. When I got off the plane, I received a reminder call from the editor. I kept writing and writing as soon as I rushed home. I stayed all night last night and didn't eat breakfast today. My stomach was cramping. ."

Lu Shuang smiled and pressed the button next to him to call the waiter over and start ordering.

Of course, I first gave the menu to Wei Nan. After Wei Nan took it, he ordered a few inexpensive seafood. Then he gave the menu to Lu Shuang and said softly, "You order."

Although Zhou Fang looked at himself with a very "friendly" gaze, Wei Nan always felt that his slender appearance was like a big-tailed wolf with a wagging tail. Lu Shuang probably hadn't told him that he was a book fan. It's because there was a strong smell of "brother" in his eyes, it was really a look at "younger sister".

Wei Nan was uncomfortable and smiled at Lu Shuang: "I'll go to the bathroom first."

Lu Shuang nodded, "Well, go out and turn right."

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After Wei Nan left, Zhou Fang let out a long sigh, "Your taste is quite unique, such a simple girl, jeans and a monochrome T-shirt, supernatural long hair, and no hairpin on her head. Don’t wear a braid, is it simple or lazy..."

Lu Shuang smiled without answering.

Zhou Fang continued to lament: "I thought that from your perspective, I was looking at the feminine elder sister, with curly hair, wearing ten cm high heels, exquisite makeup, carrying a fashionable leather bag, very **** Female compatriots."

Lu Shuang solemnly said, "I'm not that vulgar."

Zhou Fang laughed and said, "Yeah, you are extraordinary."

Lu Shuang let go of the bottle of beer for Zhou, and smiled and said, "Everything is in your eyes. I don't like your person. I only brought her to meet you. I respect your right to comment. , Does not mean that I will agree with your views."

"...Well, if you like it, I won't comment on it." Zhou Fang shrugged, took the mug that Lu Shuang handed over, took a sip of beer, and said, "By the way, she doesn't know how you treat her. Interesting? Why do I think she looks at you the same way she looks at her brother."

"Of course." Lu Shuang smiled: "If she knew it, with her character, she would definitely avoid me and resist me. So before she feels about me, I will delay the showdown indefinitely."

"Why don't you take the initiative? It doesn't seem to be like your thunderous style of'killing a computer in an instant'." Zhou Fang smiled.

Lu Shuang was silent for a long time, until Zhou Fang drank the wine in the glass again, before speaking, softly: "Because she loves someone, and she loves...very deeply."

Zhou Fang stopped talking, smiled and shook the cup in his hand, waiting for Lu Shuang to continue speaking.

Lu Shuang sighed lightly, and said flatly: "I don't want to put any pressure on her, she has been...very hard."

Zhou Fang was also silent. After a while, he rubbed his temples, and said helplessly: "I thought you were a baby boy. You have been a childhood sweetheart since childhood."

Lu Shuang smiled and said, "Even if I mature prematurely, I won't like someone when I am eight years old."

"Oh..." Zhou Fang said clearly, "Then you bullied her when you were eight years old, isn't it the childish thinking of "bullying as you like"?"

Lu Shuang said solemnly: "No, at that time I only thought that Wei Jia's braids were very cute, I just wanted to have fun."

"Then you burned people's braids with a torch..."

Lu Shuang said solemnly, "She squatted in front of my garden with a mess of hair. I thought it was a weed den."

"..."

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The door was pushed open, the two smiled at the same time, and then continued pouring the wine casually.

Wei Nan suddenly felt that the atmosphere in the room was a little strange, and walked to the side to lower the temperature of the air conditioner before coming over to sit next to Lu Shuang.

The waitress pushed the cart and brought the dishes, and the fresh and tender seafood was placed in various beautiful shapes on the plate. Zhou Fang's eyes were bright, and he ate without being polite.

If the picture of "The romantic wit gobbles up crabs" is photographed and posted on the forum, the chance of Zhou Fang's book being disillusioned will definitely be as high as 99.9%.

Wei Nan glanced at the starving Zhou Fang, quite speechless, and even more speechless when looking at the table full of seafood.

Wei Nan is not keen on seafood. Shrimp and crabs are too troublesome to eat. They have to be peeled and dipped in sauce, and they are not full. I like a bowl of ramen to get a meal. Of course, Zhou Fang could not invite the National People's Congress to come and eat a bowl of ramen. Wei Nan had to accompany the two of them, silently peeling the shrimps, peeling them for a long time to get a little bit. There was not enough meat to stuff between his teeth, which made Wei Nan very depressed.

After a while, there was a peeled shrimp in the bowl. Wei Nan looked up and saw Zhou Fang staring at himself with a smile: "Junior sister, try it, it's not bad."

Lu Shuang threw a knowing look at Zhou Fang, and also picked up a peeled crab with a smile, "Eat more."

Wei Nan was flattered. Looking at the gentle smiles of the two men, he felt that he was being seen as a rare animal. It felt like a horror, like a nail plate under his butt, making Wei Nan restless.

"I'll do it myself, you don't have to worry about me." While rejecting the enthusiasm of the two with dead eyes, he took his bowl to his chest to protect it.

The two of them didn't hold things anymore, and started talking about themselves.

"Have the conflict between you and the publisher been resolved?" Lu Shuang asked.

Zhou Fang frowned: "I don't want to stand in court as a defendant. I feel very uncomfortable being surrounded by crowds. I am negotiating privately."

"It's your own way of doing things, which has already annoyed several publishers."

Zhou Fang shrugged: "No way, I'm an arrogant person, and I don't want to let them be at their mercy and use me to hype."

"Fucking with the old club, your new bookmark is going well?"

"Listed in June, how about you?"

"It should be the same batch as you. Our articles belong to a series planned by the publishing house."

Wei Nan could finally cut in, and turned to ask Lu Shuang: "Your book is going to be published?"

Lu Shuang smiled and said, "Yes, the disappeared corpse is about to come out. I will give you a copy when the time comes, and I will play with you to find the difference."

Wei Nan was ashamed. It was embarrassing to find fault and find the wrong place that day.

Zhou Fang smiled and took out a book from the bag next to it, and handed it to Wei Nan: "It's a meeting gift for juniors, don't be too polite."

When Wei Nan saw that it was a signed book, he was instantly excited. He just wanted to take the book and say thank you, but was blocked by Lu Shuang.

Lu Shuang smiled and looked at Zhou Fang, "There is only one copy. You are so embarrassed to take it out."

Zhou Fang suddenly took out another copy from his bag: "Almost forgot, I actually brought two copies!"

"Isn't this the first and second book? It's also a book." Lu Shuang continued to smile.

Zhou Fang sighed, "Enough of you. It's not easy for me to memorize such a heavy book so far. The signatures in it are calligraphy. There is no second edition." After that, he smiled and passed it to Wei Nan. Junior sister’s meeting ceremony is nothing pretty, and it’s not bad to be a decoration when I go back."

That book is the one-million-sale commemorative hardcover edition of Zhou Fang's "Eternal Land". It was very popular online at that time, and Wei Nan was not in line. The binding was very delicate, and there was a beautiful big box to put the book in and tie it. . Although the box had a "coffin"-like abnormality, it was in line with Zhou Fang's style.

Wei Nan opened the book and saw the very unique calligraphy in it——

"To Wei Nan, I wish you all the best. Zhou Fang was in X month of XX year."

The unrestrained mad grass, mad grass, out of print or out of print, the face is really big, I don’t know how much money can be made by taking this book to Taobao auction?

Although he got the limited edition signed book he dreamed of, it’s a pity that Zhou Fang didn’t know that he was a loyal book fan. He gave this signed book because of Lu Shuang’s face, plus the shocking picture of eating crabs just now. , Wei Nan's mouth endured without cramping for an hour, and the intestines in his abdomen were tangled into twine.

Before leaving the seafood city, Wei Nan went to the toilet again, and while no one was laughing wildly around, twisted the intestines back, then took a deep breath in the mirror helplessly——

Qi Juan, you know how good I am to you.

I knew that Lu Shuang was the perverted author you admired but didn't tell you how "painful and happy" it was.

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