Running Snail

After finally watching "The Disappeared Corpse", Wei Nan smiled evilly while touching his chin. No wonder Qi Juan said that picking and picking bones is an interesting thing. Sure enough, picking Lu Shuang's fault is really fulfilling.

The current serialized case is called "Cry in the Morgue", and the title is still the perverted style that Lu Shuang likes. The key to this case is the determination of the time of death of the deceased, because the precise time of death involves a large number of questions about whether the alibi of the suspect is valid. Lu Shuang made a big mistake in reasoning, and it was discovered by Wei Nan, who deliberately pointed out his mistake.

Wei Nan was so excited that he made such a big mistake, Lu Shuang, Lu Shuang, you dare to be arrogant!

With a smug smile, open the chat window with Lu Shuang

[Munan]: I found a big bug in your article, hahahaha.

[Again]: Oh? How do I feel like you have found gold? Take a deep breath and don't get too excited.

Damn, is he so calm?

Wei Nan rolled his eyes, swallowed saliva, and continued to type with excitement, his fingers tapping on the keyboard quickly, and the crackling sound echoed in the silent night.

[Munan]: The body will become stiff after death. The softening will start after 40 hours. If the ambient temperature rises, the softening of the corpse will accelerate. It does not take as long as 40 hours. It does not take 30 hours. So you The alibi of the group of female and male partners is not valid~ Because the time of death of the deceased was simply pushed wrong by you for more than 10 hours~ You ignored the impact of the environment on the corpse, hehe, come on Go and change it!

I guess I was shocked by Wei Nan's long list of words. After a long silence, he sent a sentence--

[Yao Yu]: Classmate...there is air conditioning in the deceased's bedroom.

Wei Nan was shocked.

[Munan]: Uh? air conditioning?

[Munan]: That's it... Hey... I'm sorry, I forgot... Then you are busy...

Wei Nan rubbed his face, feeling that his face suddenly became hot.

Lu Shuang sent another sentence: "Hehe, I know you are eager to find my fault, but you should practice for a while..."

Wei Nan had never felt so embarrassed before, and his face flushed.

It was not ashamed enough, and another sentence was sent over there: "I'm the one who smashed negative long-term reviews all day, is it you?"

Wei Nan was taken aback, that was the sturdy sister Qi Juan...

"No, it's definitely not me!"

"Oh~ no~"

Wei Nan wants to cry without tears. In this case, no amount of explanation will make the other party think that he is deliberately covering up, right? Although I really want to pick your fault, I really didn’t smash those negative comments... I hadn’t read your article before today... I just thought you were not pleasing to your eyes, and I picked one that I thought was serious It’s your fault, and you’ve been beaten down.

What a shame. What a shame.

"By the way, Nan Nan, you want colorful shells, right?"

"Just kidding, haha."

Wei Nan typed over this line in a jealous manner, sometimes with a strange feeling-Lu Shuang used himself as a kid to tease him.

Lu Shuang on the other side suddenly sent a document, Wei Nan took it, and opened it to see a picture with four extra-large characters written in rainbow font-"Colorful Shells".

Looking at the four cute fonts in the Q version, isn't this showing that you are naive? Wei Nan was so angry that he vomited blood for three liters. After a long time, he sent a line of words pretendingly.

"Thank you, I have never seen such a beautiful shell."

"You're welcome, I'll give you another meeting gift."

Wei Nan was stunned and watched the computer screen turn black. The light below was still on, and the indicator light of the keyboard was also on... But the screen was black.

What are you doing?

It crashed and you should restart it quickly. After restarting, I came back to death. Why is it stuck there?

Wei Nan was about to restart manually, but the screen suddenly turned on and the QQ dialogue window popped up.

Lu Shuang sent a smiling face, and added: "Blank screen gift, do you like it?"

Then Wei Nan's computer desktop suddenly went black and brightened again.

Wei Nan stared blankly at the computer suddenly not like his own computer. After a long time, he suddenly realized-Lu Shuang is a computer student! Or a game developer, maybe a hacker? Don't mention how good his skills are, and he shouldn't bully our little people like this.

Angrily sent over: "You sent me a virus?"

Lu's bilingual spirit over there is still very leisurely: "No, the remote control helped you change the desktop, and by the way, I will give you a black screen to stimulate your nerves."

Wei Nan looked at the dialogue window speechlessly.

It turned out not to be a crash, but a black screen, which stimulated my nerves by the way. It was very good, and it was so exciting that I wanted to kill.

Send a disdainful expression, "What's so great about your computer proficiency, I am much more advanced than you, and I am also proficient in the human brain."

"Ha ha."

"What are you laughing laughing?"

"I'll give you a little bit of'amazing'."

After that, Wei Nan's computer was suddenly out of control.

Wei Nan held the mouse and moved vigorously, but the pointer was not obedient at all. Instead, Lu Shuang manipulated it, opened "My Computer", and clicked on each disk.

At the chat window, someone was still laughing: "Let’s see what good things are in Miss Munan’s computer."

Wei Nan gritted his teeth and suddenly got a cold back when he clicked on the F plate——

That's it! !

That F disk is where sister Qi Juan never makes people move, because there are all adult movies, which are more advanced than tertiary movies. It was watched by sister Qi Juan when she was bored eating apples and relieved her boredom...

Wei Nan's face turned pale with fright. If he was clicked on by that guy, it would be really... ashamed, even if he broke his mouth and explained that this computer is not mine, does he believe it?

But now the computer is completely out of control. Seeing that the mouse is about to click on the F drive, Wei Nan jumped over the wall anxiously, and there was no response after pressing the shutdown button. He hurriedly stood up and unplugged the power supply.

Uh?

Qi Juan’s computer is a laptop...Different from her own desktop, she still has a battery when it is unplugged... Can't I turn the laptop over and remove the battery?

Wei Nan read the message sent by Lu Shuang with tears

"Why do you store so many messy things?" A sighed tone: "Hey, it's too much... hundreds of them."

Watching that row of rmvb-format movies sorted out, 18 bans and 21 bans, Wei Nan blushed instantly.

Even if you are calmer, it is really embarrassing to be seen by a boy secretly looking at these things. Although this "black pot" was produced by sister Qi Juan, she can only grind her teeth to carry it on her back, so as not to explain it like a cover up. The smearing gets darker.

Wei Nan had to break the jar, picked up the phone, and sent a text message: "Why don't you care about my love? Give me back the computer."

"I don't care." While replying to the text message, Lu Shuang controlled Wei Nan's computer and deleted a few super violent videos. The actions were fast, ruthless and accurate.

"Nan Nan, don't look at these in the future."

Wei Nan couldn't find the ground seam drill, so she rolled her eyes and saw that the mouse could be controlled, and hurriedly turned off the machine. The action was as fast as an electric shock.

After a long time, Lu Shuang sent a message: "Go to bed early, don't you still have to watch the sunrise tomorrow?"

Pretending to be calm and nonchalant.

Wei Nan blushed and pressed the key to reply, trembling with his fingers, "Well, go to bed early."

"I'll be with Zhou Fang all night to catch up on papers tonight, so go to bed first."

"Uh... well... then you guys come on..."

"OK, good night."

Wei Nan's heart seemed to have knocked over a five-flavored bottle, which was very complicated.

Ever since I was young, although I have often been embarrassed, I used to lose my face to the Pacific Ocean at most, but this time... I just lost my face to Mars.

I don't know what he thinks, will Wei Nan feel "hungry and thirsty"? With so many movies still saved, is she a "pornographic and violent woman"?

Oh... NO... Sister Qi Juan, you killed me.

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Wei Nan didn't fall asleep until the early hours of the morning. In his dream, movies began to play in the sky, just like hailstones. It was spectacular. One by one CD-ROMs buried Wei Nan's whole body alive, making people breathless.

When I got up panting, the window was already bright, and the phone beside my pillow was also on. When I opened it, there were more than 20 missed calls, all from Lu.

Wei Nan was stunned. Is it necessary? He made more than 20 phone calls in a row, his persevering revolutionary spirit is too strong.

Is there an emergency?

Called back suspiciously, Lu Shuang's pleasant voice was heard as expected. The voice was deliberately lowered, with a faint smile, as warm as the wind in the spring, blowing Wei Nan's spirits vigorously.

"You finally got up, Nan Nan."

"... Are you calling something?"

"Wake you up, don't you want to watch the sunrise?"

Wei Nan looked around and found that Qi Juan and Yuan Yuan were not in the house anymore. He opened the curtains and the scenery outside the window was beautiful. The sunrise had already passed, and the sun was already hanging above his head...

"Uh... I went to bed too late last night and didn't get up in the morning."

"I made more than 20 calls to you, but I couldn't wake you up. Your sleeping ability is one of the best in China." Lu Shuang sighed softly, and added another sentence at the end: "Don't tell me, you adjust Muted?"

Wei Nan nodded: "My phone is muted when I sleep."

"...A waste of feelings."

"Hehe, where are you Lu Shuang?"

"At the airport, I'm going to board the plane, and I will go over to give you a camera this afternoon."

"okay."

"That's right." Lu Shuang's chuckle voice came through the phone, "I might use this method to wake you up in the future. You'd better turn the voice of your phone back. This is your order from the Queen Mother, I I dare not fail."

After hanging up the phone, Wei Nan looked at the volume 3 displayed on the phone with embarrassment. In fact, it was not muted at all. Lu Shuang's more than 20 calls were not heard by himself. He really fell asleep and became a dead pig. Absolute sleep...

It is estimated that someone dismembered a person with a knife, and Wei Nan didn't know how he died.

I adjusted the volume of the phone to the maximum 5, and then went to the ringtone download center to set a ringtone for Lu Shuang separately.

The bell was the hoarse cry of a rooster-giggling, endless loop.

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