Running Snail

Because of Zhou Fang's recommendation, Wei Nan followed the link and clicked in the "Disappearing Corpse".

Always feel very awkward.

The beauty of reading novels on the Internet lies in the obscurity. Lu Shuang is a person he knows in reality. Watching what he writes on the Internet, Wei Nan feels a twitch in the corner of his mouth.

Glancing at the latest update, the date is actually exactly the same as Zhou Fang, even the same minute and second——

You don't need to prove that you are friends in this way.

He shook his hand and clicked in. As Qi Juan said, someone Lu asked for leave.

"Sorry for keeping you waiting. I just found a job, and the components are still running in. The host is a little busy. I have to travel these days, the hard disk is full of work, and the CPU has no time to deal with the problem of who the murderer is. , After you come back, shut it down and rest for a while, and then carefully consider it for you. Please rest assured, I have the latest VISTA processing system in my mind, and I will soon straighten out the outline and write the most perfect ending for everyone. In addition. For those who are bored, you can order a little bit of Zhou Fang’s "The Rose Flower Case". This guy finally died and returned to write the ending. His return is actually a disaster for you..."

Well, you didn't hug each other or adulterous, you are just friends who don't look at each other, and you have the intent to post at the same second, and at the same time scold and recommend each other's text.

Well, Lu Shuang, you learn software. Your CPU and your hard drive are like a machine all over your body. You still have vista in your mind. Obviously it is more advanced than my XP. Writing a leave note is so profound?

Both of them are too tempting to smoke.

Wei Nan took a closer look at the line again. Lu Shuang really just got a job, right, but he didn't hear that he was going to travel? If he is really on a business trip, according to his mother's character that cares about him ten times more than his son, he must be yelled to the whole world, right?

Suspiciously, when the phone rang suddenly, Wei Nan picked it up and saw a text message from his mother.

"Nan Nan, Lu Shuang is going to Hainan on business. Would you like him to pick up some shells and come back?"

Wei Nan sighed, God, can you not let my sixth sense be so accurate!

Look down at the text message again, pick up a few shells?

...

Are you sending beggars or children with low IQ? Lu Shuang, you really challenge my endurance all the time.

Wei Nan rolled his eyes and replied: "Then trouble him to pick up a colorful glitter, thank him for me."

My mother was happy to be a microphone, and immediately replied: "He said no, I am practicing it for him. I didn't expect Xiao Shuang to like my spare ribs so much. By the way, I just showed him the picture of your childhood. , Guess what he said?"

"What?" There must be no good words.

"He said, it's like a little meatball, it's fun."

"...For me...thank you for his...compliment."

"He also said that when you were young, you developed horizontally, and now you develop vertically, the progress is really great."

Wei Nan was puzzled for a while, and then read the text messages again, only then did he understand-is he cursing me with a cube? !

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Both Qi Juan and Yuan Yuan were asleep, but Wei Nan couldn't sleep, so he held the computer and read the novel.

Originally it was too boring to click into the "Disappearing Corpse", but I couldn't clean it up as soon as I entered it. Lu Shuang is a good friend, and it is really good to make a story. The suspenseful suspense is set just right, and people can't stop it. More importantly, the male protagonist in this article is really charming. Of course, most of the liking for the male protagonist is due to his name, which is Wei Nan's favorite character in the series that he first chased in high school. Thinking of this, Wei Nan wanted to hang up and beat the unscrupulous author Lu Shuang who had abandoned the pit to death!

In the early hours of the morning, Wei Nan's cell phone turned on suddenly, and when it opened, it was a text message from a stranger, the content of which was concise and clear.

"I am Lu Shuang, and your mother asked you to save my number."

Wei Nan rolled his eyes, retrieved the number, stored it as Lu Youyou, and replied easily: "The empress dowager Wei's decree has been received, thank you for passing on the message, Grandpa Lu~"

There was silence over there, and it took a long time to send a message: "You like to hurt me?"

Wei Nan smiled slightly. Actually, I like to smoke you better. Who told you that you didn’t finish writing that novel back then, and you made me jump into the fire pit of medical school. You don’t know that I have lived with blood and tears for so many years. because of you!

"How dare I hurt you, you are the celebrity behind Wei Ma, I have the guilty heart, and I don't have the guts." Wei Nan replied coolly.

Lu Shuang didn't mind Wei Nan's poor mouth, and his tone was still calm and gentle: "I am going to Hainan tomorrow, which hotel do you stay in? Your queen mother asked me to bring a camera to you on the way, and take more pictures on graduation trip."

"Oh, we have to get up early tomorrow and go to the beach to watch the sunrise. Let's call in the evening."

"Get up early?" Lu Shuang smiled, "Can you get up."

Wei Nan was silent, except that he turned upside down day and night during the exam, and even stayed up all night, usually...that really couldn't get up. It feels so good to sleep in.

"Don't worry, I can definitely get up early!!"

There was an "Oh~" word back, and Wei Nan could even imagine the mocking smile on Lu Shuang's face when he was typing, and the leisurely expression between his brows.

"By the way, Lu Shuang, do you know QQ?" Wei Nan said coldly.

There was a long silence over there, and directly sent a series of numbers to Wei Nan, followed by a sentence: "I prefer to call it Penguin."

Wei Nan added his friend and checked the information conveniently——

Nickname "Yayou", age "100 years old", gender "unknown", residence "Mars", personality signature: "What can I do to save you, my ghost."

Conclusion: Lu Shuang is a freak!

It was so hard for his mother to raise him, and it is the least easy for his parents to award it. It really deserves it!

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Wei Nan sighed silently for Lu's mother and opened the chat window:

"Are you there?"

"in."

"You are very familiar with Zhou Fang, right? I added you to ask his contact information."

"Hehe, I thought you had to be polite at least, and ask me how I am lately, whether the weather is hot or not, are you really straightforward, using me to make use of it so openly?"

Wei Nan thought to himself, aren’t you the same? You can eat my mother’s spare ribs as your springboard, and you won’t change your face when you cross the river and demolish the bridge. When we first met, I asked a girl to help you carry such a heavy bag. Well, even though your hand hurts, the arrogant attitude towards female compatriots is still unforgivable. The most unforgivable thing is that "you are not the type I like" so bluntly, as if how rare I am for you.

Wei Nan snorted, copied his line directly and sent it over: "How are you recently? Is it hot in your place?" After finishing, he immediately said: "Thank you, please tell me Zhou Fang's QQ!"

Lu Shuang was silent.

Wei Nan thought he might be angry. It's a very beautiful thing to be able to anger a calm Lu certain! Thinking of this, Wei Nan couldn't help but curl his mouth slightly and laughed.

After half a minute, the chat window suddenly lit up. Wei Nan opened it and saw that it was a long list of chat records between Lu Shuang and Zhou Fang.

[Year again]: Yes?

[Zhou Fang]: Yes.

[Yu Yu]: How have you been recently, is it hot or not?

[Zhou Fang]: Are you looking for excitement when your inspiration is exhausted? ? ! !

[YoYu]: Tsk, this is what I call greetings.

[Zhou Fang]: We are so familiar with you. If you have a fart, let me go, I still have to hold back the ending tonight, so you have to pity the innocent author who has been reminded.

[YOU YUE]: Well, innocent author...

[Zhou Fang]: Any comments?

[Yu Yu]: No comment. I'm talking about business. There is a girl who is your **** book fan. She has been obsessed with you for several years. She has read each of your articles several times. If you want to add your Q, you want me to give her the number. In order to respect your human rights, let me ask you first.

[Zhou Fang]: Don’t don’t, don’t give it to her, let her continue to be obsessed with me freely! In order to maintain my most beautiful image in her mind, I never chat with readers, lest people will be disillusioned. Knowing that idols are bad people like me, they are also quite uncomfortable, oh...

[Yu Yu]: Okay, there is another girl, my friend. I heard that we are very familiar with each other. She wants to get to know you. Should I give her the Q number?

[Zhou Fang]: Friends? What kind of friends?

[Yo Yu]: What do you think?

[Zhou Fang]: Haha, let her know.

The chat log was followed by a line of QQ number Zhou Fang sent by Lu Shuang.

After reading this series of chat records, Wei Nan wanted to stretch out his hand from the computer to pinch Lushuang's neck!

what! A certain **** put Zhou to play around. There is a girl and another girl. Isn't that the same girl? ! Damn, by the way, I also played around, and still asked ambiguously: "What do you mean?".

Zhou Fang must be thinking about it...

Wei Nan added Zhou Fang’s Q, and the verification was passed quickly. He opened the chat window and typed a line of words excitedly, “Zhou Fang, I like your books so much. I have read each one over and over again! Come on and write about the Rose Flower case. I support you for the ending of "Zhou Fang"!" I just typed it out, and before I could send it, Zhou Fang sent a message first—

"Sisters and sisters are good."

I... rely on...

Originally, Wei Nan wanted to hook up with an idol, pretending to be a white rabbit in front of the idol, cheating a few signed books by the way, and then inquiring about which articles he planned to write, so as to be mentally prepared for the pursuit of the article. You must know that Zhou Fang never participated in signing activities, his signature is very commemorative. As a result, Wei Nan was excited by the phrase "How are my younger brothers and sisters", and instantly changed from a little white rabbit to a big bad wolf.

"Hello, I'm glad to meet you." You can only pretend to be Yu Jie if you can't pretend to be cute. This feels like a roller coaster ride. Wei Nan continued to pretend to be calm with his excitement.

"I heard that you are from the Chinese Department of T University?"

Zhou Fang replied: "Yes."

"Fortunately, I am also from T University, the fourth year of medical school."

"Oh? Girls who study medicine... Which department? Do you have a scalpel?"

"I'm still doing an internship, no subject. Why are you asking this?"

"Hehe, the woman wearing a white coat and holding a knife... seems to be more in line with Lu Shuangjun's aesthetic..."

"Khan... his aesthetic is really... personality..."

"Hehe, that's natural. Your name is Wei Nan, isn't it? I should be seven or eight years older than you. I am a great talent in the Chinese Department."

Can you have a thinner skin...

"Uh, can you replace the word'younger sister' with'junior sister' then?"

"Huh? I have too many juniors, so I should ask them to be kind, right, younger sisters."

I don't want to be kind to you!

Is your favorite author actually such a shameless ruffian? Life is simply a tragedy...

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