Running Snail

Non-mainstream medical school exam questions are commonplace, and making up exams is commonplace. After three years of devastation, Wei Nan ushered in the last storm.

Because of his busy schoolwork, Wei Nan has no mind to think about other miscellaneous things.

What is missing in a day is like three autumns. Missing is as natural as breathing. Now I ask Wei Nan who Xu Zhiheng is. Wei Nan thinks it will take a long time before he answers: "Don't pay attention to me, worry about it! Whatever he promises, I'll talk about it after the exam. !"

Don't say "sorrowful and painful tears", all day long and sleepless, there is no time to squeeze tears.

Like the classmates, Wei Nan, who was in a frantic state, had black eyeshadow on his eyes because of the endorsement all night.

When my roommate Yuanyuan saw it, he was stunned: "Dear panda, when did you run out of the zoo?"

Wei Nan's answer was: "What is the zoo, I have to go to the mental hospital to accompany you in a few days."

Break every second in half and spend it. I can’t wait for 48 hours in a day, wake up earlier than chickens, sleep later than pigs, eat less than rabbits and cook more than cows. The days of diligence are long. It's like giving people the most terrible mental torture...

On a sunny afternoon, the exam finally arrived as scheduled.

After the internal medicine exam on the first day, the roommates looked gloomy.

After finishing the obstetrics and gynecology exam on the third day, all the students were ashamed.

After the pediatric exam on the fifth day, someone had endocrine disorders and began to show various symptoms, sighing and diarrhea in the bathroom.

After the psychiatry exam on the seventh day, someone finally couldn’t stand it. They opened the window and made a scream, accompanied by the sentence "I believe the psychiatric teacher, I have a **** mental problem!" Someone echoed. "My favorite professor of psychiatry hurts my purest feelings! You said that schizophrenia doesn't take a big test, and you **** give me an explanation!"

Yes, a professor of psychiatry repeatedly emphasized in class: "The content of this chapter is not within the scope of the exam, everyone can understand it." As a result, a 20-point essay question was finally presented. The candidates thrashed the table. After being violently suppressed by four cold-faced examiners, a large swath of angry eyes entangled with the teacher's indifferent eyes in the examination room for a minute, the students were miserably defeated, discouraged, and then bowed their heads and bit their pens obediently.

As one of them, Wei Nan finally experienced the tragedy mentioned by the brothers and sisters.

The teacher's questions are really "non-mainstream". The multiple-choice questions randomly selected from the vast question bank are very abnormal. The last big question deliberately scares you with some intractable diseases, making you frightened in the examination room, crying in the examination room, and then holding a thick textbook Prepare one supplement, two supplements, three or four supplements, and finally drink a bowl of Shiquan Datang soup.

And most of the teachers will not let you pass the test with 59 points. When they go to intercede, they will coldly ask: "Why do you only test 59 and won't take one more point?", what else did you say "You are wrong now Well, in the future, when I go to the clinic, I made a mistake but it is a matter of life. I dare to come to me in the 59th test!" What would the more venomous teacher say: "I can't answer such a simple question, classmate, you have studied obstetrics and gynecology. Ko?".

The half-month exam period passed quickly.

I feel dizzy and sleepless all day, and the torture of one subject after another is exhausting.

It's like climbing a mountain, climbing higher and higher, the heartbeat is getting faster and faster, and the breathing is getting harder and harder... It consumes all the body's energy, and is so tired that he is about to vomit blood.

When I finally finished the exam, it was like finally climbing to the top of the mountain. Everyone threw the book away, and then-collectively jumped down.

Seeing through Hong Chen, everything is arrogant.

That afternoon, several people in Wei Nan's dormitory slept for 20 hours, and finally realized: what a wonderful thing it is to wake up naturally. When I wake up, I can't find Bei. You look at me and I look at you, and finally the collective laughter.

"Wei Nan, panda, go back to the zoo quickly!"

"Yuan Yuan, you are almost pulling it, I have two dark circles, you have a **** mouth besides the dark circles..."

Yuan Yuan looked in the mirror with a serious look: "Wei Nan, I have pale lips, how can you say that it is a **** mouth? Are you color blind?"

Wei Nan stared at her lips for a long while, and finally rubbed his eyes: "I'm really color blind. Your mouth is quite white and it's cracked. Go apply some lipstick, or you won't be able to go out to see people. "

After a group of girls carefully groomed, they finally recovered their youthful and lively appearance.

The last darkness before dawn finally passed everyone with a wicked smile amidst a large wailing sound.

Many years later, someone asked about Wei Nan's experience during the exam. Wei Nan said:

"Actually, the nine-subject joint test is short. Sometimes I think about it. Once you enter the examination room and exit, one subject will pass. Ao~ As soon as you enter the examination room, you will pass the nine subjects.

Do you know what is the most painful thing about the nine subjects entrance exam? That's when I got the test papers, I had a very difficult test and I couldn't do it... Do you know the most painful thing? That’s because I thought it would be difficult and I didn’t review it at all, but the test was very easy, but I still couldn’t do it... Then do you know what is more painful than these two? That is, I couldn't fall asleep after being nervous for a few nights, but I went to the examination room and fell asleep. "

******

The medical school’s internship schedule was quickly released. During the plenary session, the instructor constantly emphasized that "go to the hospital should be serious and not joking" and "be gentle with patients and not be fierce"...

On the surface, the students below listened carefully, but in private text messages were flying wildly.

"Nan Nan, where are you going to play tomorrow?"

"I have to go home. My parents said to reward the glorious daughter who survived the examination room."

"It's good to be at home, envious! Sister, I will go shopping tomorrow and write my name upside down if I don't spend all my money!"

Wei Nan laughed: "Yuanyuan is still Yuanyuan upside down, your line is not new, right?"

The internship schedule was sent, Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan were arranged in a group to go to the school's third affiliated hospital.

Starting next week, everyone is leaving school. Looking at these familiar tables and stools, there is no feeling of dismay, Yuan Yuan is very happy to slap on the table, "I can finally leave you and sit down." After a month of stool, my old lady’s **** almost turned into a pumpkin." Wei Nan smiled and patted Yuan Yuan on the shoulder: "Honey, keep the image of a lady." "Keep a fart, shit, I'm super irritable... "I haven't finished speaking, I just feel that a cold wind blows behind...

"Xiao Yuan, I have something to tell you." The boy with a distorted face is Yuan Yuan's boyfriend Fang Tao, who is also a classmate of Wei Nan High School, in the school of Chemistry next door.

Yuan Yuan wanted to cry without tears, and obediently followed him away.

Looking at their backs, Wei Nan sighed slightly, not because he cursed Yuan Yuan. He always felt that the boy wanted Yuan Yuan to...saygoodbye.

Sure enough, Wei Nan didn't guess wrong. On the way to the dormitory with the schedule, I passed the small forest again.

Looking over from this angle, you can clearly see both of them.

Yuan Yuan, wearing a lady’s skirt, and the tall and thin boy stood face to face. The boy said with an impatient expression: "Break up. I am going to graduate and go to work in another city. We have been together for more than three years. Go away?"

Yuan Yuan rolled up his sleeves and smiled, "Say it again."

The boy coughed: "I said I broke up, I don't want to pester you anymore, I wish you a better one."

Yuan Yuan said calmly: "As a man, you must know how to respect women. Even if you break up, it should be me, not you, understand?"

The boy was in astonishment, Yuan Yuan suddenly smiled strangely, and said: "Don't think I don't know. Taking advantage of my exams, you have been hooked up with the girl in the outer courtyard for almost a month. How am I really an idiot? Because that girl, his father wants you to join the company to help, right? Well, if you want to climb Gao Zhi'er, just say it straight. Be like me as a fool.

After speaking, he suddenly fisted and hit the boy's left cheek——

"This punch greets you for my mother, do you know how difficult it is to give birth to me?"

Then he punched him in the right cheek again--

"This punch greets you for my dad. It's hard to raise me, you know?"

Then he punched him in the nose--

"This punch greets you for Wei Nan, and she served as a matchmaker for both of us. Did you know how hard she worked?!"

Finally another punch greeted him in the stomach-

"In the end, it was my Yuan Yuan who greeted you. I **** with you for three years and wasted three years. Can you still afford my youth?" After saying that, throwing his sleeves away, and throwing a sentence before leaving: " My sisters are all over the world, you better not fall ill into our hands in the future, offending girls who study medicine, the consequences are very terrible, remember!"

Then he turned around and left.

Wei Nan saw the boy shrunk into a ball and pressed his stomach hard. After a long time, he got up and walked slowly forward with the tree step by step. Yuan Yuan was beaten too hard.

Wei Nan and him are high school classmates. Yuan Yuan and him still knew him because of Wei Nan. Wei Nan is considered half a matchmaker. Yuan Yuan also punched him just now. How embarrassing to meet him at this time to say hello. .

Wei Nan smiled secretly, and when he saw him approaching, he hurried to escape into the woods.

A gust of wind blew, and the rustling leaves around my ears looked like ghosts in a ghost film.

There is a gloomy atmosphere over the woods, it is probably because too many people have said about the breakup here.

After returning to the dormitory, Wei Nan heard a loud sound of water in the bathroom and Yuan Yuan's depressed cry.

I couldn't help but feel a bit sour.

Those sweet and sweet couples in college, when they graduated, they parted ways and even turned against each other.

It's ironic to think of the happy time before.

Yuan Yuan, who came out of the shower, had red eyes, rushed to hug Wei Nan and started crying.

Wei Nan was almost thrown to the ground by her, and hurriedly supported the bedpost next to her to maintain her balance, then moved quietly to the side of the cabinet and leaned on the cabinet to support her body. Then she hugged Yuan Yuan and patted her shoulder gently. .

"Cry, cry, you'll be fine after crying."

Yuan Yuan burst into tears: "I'm blind, how can I like that kind of man... Damn, isn't that woman because her father has some money? Isn't she just giving him a good job... He said How many times have you liked me and wanted to be with me all the time, I really want to tear his mouth...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like him, I am so **** shit...uuuu..."

"Yeah, he's cheap, let's ignore him, goodbye, you'll be fine after crying, cry, cry."

Wei Nan patted Yuan Yuan on the shoulder while comforting her, suddenly something flashed across his mind——

After he got drunk that night, did he scold Xu Zhiheng like this?

The person who kept patting himself comforting was a serious Lu Shuang. Looking at himself so terrifying, it is estimated that Lu Shuang's intestines are almost knotted with laughter.

Seeing Yuan Yuan rubbing his nose and tears all over him, Wei Nan got goose bumps. That night, he was just like Yuan Yuan now, slapped on Lu Shuang like an octopus bear, and then cried so terribly. , Wiped him with his nose and tears...

What a **** shame.

After Yuan Yuan finally finished crying, Wei Nan went to the bathroom to rinse briefly and changed his clothes.

When I came out, I saw her lying on the table alone in a daze.

"Xiao Yuan, why don't you go to my house tonight, how boring you are to stay in the dormitory alone."

"No." Sniffing: "I want to watch Hokage online."

"My mom will make your favorite braised pork ribs tonight..."

"Really?" Yuan Yuan beamed his eyes, pretending to be shy: "But I'm not familiar with your family, so I won't be embarrassed to take it if I go..."

Wei Nan slapped the shoulder: "Come on, don't pretend to be you in front of me."

Yuan Yuan smiled and stood up: "Then I will change my clothes and you will wait for me."

Looking at her back, Wei Nan couldn't help sighing lightly.

When she was with her boyfriend, she always pretended to be a good lady, and once saw her blushing and talking to the boy, and her numbing voice made Wei Nan's stomach sour. Wei Nan knew that she liked the boy very much, so she was gentle and beautiful in front of him.

It's a pity that her wolf tail is too long, and her usual sturdy style suddenly turned into a graceful style, which is nondescript.

Now that he was dumped, his nature was finally revealed.

She beat the boy for four reasons: it is not easy for my mother to give birth to me, it is not easy for my dad to raise me, it is not easy for Wei Nan to be a matchmaker, and it is not easy for my youth to be wasted——

Really, quite her sturdy style.

The snail who likes to run please collect it: (NovelMTL.com) The literature of the snail who likes to run has the fastest update speed.