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Chapter 39 I want to break up with you!

The master still has the Taoism, aside from the level of fortune-telling, it is certainly not bad to be able to stand for fortune-telling in places where people gather for a long time.

Most people don't believe in fortune telling at all.

Some people will turn a blind eye or stand aside and watch from a distance; some will simply come over and deliberately dismantle the platform; others will take the fortune-telling for fun.

The master has rich experience in dealing with people of all kinds.

Facing Zhao Yi's apparent dismantling of the stage, he still couldn't move, his face was so calm that others would not even notice it would compliment him, "What a master outside the world!"

Xue Pinggui's eyes were very bright.

Niu Lianhua was also a little deceived, and her eyes seemed to be dissatisfied with Zhao Yi's behavior.

Zhao Yi almost spit out his first sentence, "Master, what are you?"

"..."

The teacher's expression froze.

"What are you?" Zhao Yi didn't seem to notice the ambiguity in the words.

"Puff!"

"Hahaha~"

Neither Lin Xiaoqing nor Zhao Linlin could hold back a smile.

Xue Pinggui hurriedly pushed, glanced at the master apologetically, and immediately reminded him in a low voice, "How do you say it! Even if you don't believe in fortune telling, don't swear!"

"Oh, sorry, missed, missed..."

Zhao Yi quickly apologized, and after careful consideration, he asked, "Master, what are you doing?"

That sounds better!

The teacher suppressed his anger, grinned indifferently, and said without rush or slowness, "You don't have to be a poor monk how old you are!"

This is embarrassing.

In the fortune-telling industry, there are fortune-telling that is not foolish, and it is said according to the handed down method.

Facing, birthday, and so on, all have some rhetoric.

For example, the eight characters for birthdays usually just say'how is fate?', there are rhetoric for fire and earth, and they can be accompanied by a verse.

To be more specific, for example, "I have wealth and life but cannot be suppressed, and I need the help of nobles to suppress", or "Life is smooth sailing", which is similar to auspicious words.

and many more.

Most fortune tellers want to count the exact things. Only by telling the exact things and gaining the trust of the fortune teller can it be easier to make money.

'Flicker' is very important.

Most of what Huyou says is a cliché, and it can be used on anyone, but it is very difficult to be specific to a practical thing.

The flow of people in the past found it was lively, and they immediately surrounded them.

More and more people.

Zhao Yi glanced around, his expression was also very calm, "How old is it?"

The master nodded lightly.

"It's easy." Zhao Yi stretched out his hand, "Don't count, I will give you the age of the bone."

"what?"

Is there such an operation?

The master hand passed over with doubts.

Zhao Yi squeezed his wrist, pressed it hard, and groaned for a long time before nodding, "Forty-five years old."

"impossible!"

"Master is over fifty at a glance!"

Xue Pinggui mumbled dissatisfiedly, "Zhao Yi, don't talk nonsense!"

Zhao Yi smiled without saying a word.

The master's face is still very calm, he just moved the corners of his mouth, still exclaiming, "You Mogu is really amazing."

This is recognition in disguise.

In fact, it doesn't work if you don't admit it. You can check your ID card at your age.

The people around were suddenly surprised.

Lin Xiaoqing stood behind Zhao Yi and said in surprise, "You guessed it!"

"How did you guess?"

Zhao Linlin is also very curious.

Zhao Yi continued to ask, "What are you doing?"

The master nodded depressedly, stared at Zhao Yi carefully, pinched his chin and said, "Even if you are a poor monk's family, I can figure out that you are an only child, and you can show it to the poor monk."

This is a masterpiece of fortune telling.

By observing a person and asking a few questions, we can almost know the family situation, relationship and marital status.

Family planning is very strict now, and the situation of a young family is best. Generally speaking, it is not two children or the only child. By looking at the behavior, temperament and speaking, you can make a good guess.

It's easy if you guess wrong.

Words.

"You are the only child in the family. It must be impossible. There should be a sister above you..."

Fortune tellers generally speak very slowly. They observe their facial expressions during the course of speaking, and change words immediately if the expression is not right.

If you don't say anything, you don't have any expressions, it's naturally difficult to guess.

Zhao Yi also became serious. He looked at his master carefully, and for a long time he nodded and said, "The sky is full, the waist is round, the look is old but the spirit is shining, you have already shown a rich look!"

"This kind of face is very common, but very few appear in the age of no doubt. There should be older brothers and sisters in the meeting, and younger brothers and sisters in the next. The family should be the number of five sons."

Zhao Yi spoke seriously, and he knew it was nonsense when he listened to the content.

The people around laughed.

The teacher said nothing, even his smile was much less.

Zhao Yi hadn't finished speaking yet, he looked around and found a bamboo stick prop, threw it down into the sky, stared carefully for a long time, nodded and said, "Li Gua, sixty two, there is a cloud in Yi, six two, Huang Li and Yuan Ji are in the middle."

"You should be a neutron, the third in the ranking, right?"

"..."

The teacher's expression froze, and he asked in surprise, "Do you know me?"

Zhao Yi shrugged.

When the people around were right, they exclaimed again and again.

The teacher was also wondering, he couldn't understand at all, how did the other party'calculate' it? He didn't even change his expression just now and didn't say anything at all.

The previous words can be heard nonsense, but the result is correct!

"easy"?

Is it related to the "Book of Changes"?

The master was a little confused, so he simply took out the last move, "Donor, you are so accurate, then let the poor monk count the marriage."

The people around suddenly laughed.

The old monk is considered to be very funny in marriage, and it is a bit embarrassing to think about it carefully.

Monk, what kind of marriage can you have?

Zhao Yi was very indifferent. He continued to stare at the master, and said seriously, "Your face is black and your head is green..."

The people around laughed again.

Zhao Yi sighed, "I'm afraid of divorce!" He stood up as he said, and was about to turn around and leave.

It is enough for Teacher Xue not to continue to be cheated of money.

There is no need to split the stall.

It’s not easy to make some money by setting up a fortune-telling stall. Most of them really live at the bottom of society. Sometimes it’s good to have a few dozen yuan a day, but it’s not good to do too much without hatred.

On the contrary, the master was anxious. He took out the two hundred yuan just now and forced it into Zhao Yi's hand, "Little donor, little master, show me again! Show me again!"

"What do you mean by the green light on your head!"

Recently, his wife is always picking things up, and she just quarrels when nothing is wrong. He has always suspected that there is someone outside of his wife, and Zhao Yi just happened to be in his heart.

Zhao Yi hurriedly walked away. He did count as the husband and wife at odds, and'green light on his head' was just a joke.

What is this for?

Hurry up!

Zhao Yi squeezed the crowd and walked away, and ran for tens of meters before leaving the master.

Lin Xiaoqing, Zhao Linlin and others caught up and kept asking, "How did you do the calculations? I fooled the fortune teller!"

"Aren't you really good at fortune telling!"

"Calculate his family situation, and also calculate his age..."

"secret!"

Zhao Yi laughed haha.

"Humph!"

"Cut~"

Although I got two dissatisfaction, I was finally not held accountable.

Good thing!

Xue Pinggui did not give up, he walked side by side with Zhao Yi, hesitated for a long time and still spoke, "Zhao Yi, the two hundred yuan...I don't want it! I don't want it!"

"How about you show me?"

Zhao Yi didn't even want to pay back the money. He simply rolled his eyes and said, "What the teacher said is right!"

"We are all?"

"Your marriage is already present." Zhao Yi patted Xue Pinggui on the shoulder, "Remember one sentence, don't resist the blind date!"

He finished speaking and walked away.

Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin hurriedly followed, and they continued to chat.

Xue Pinggui didn't feel embarrassed to continue following, he turned his head and looked at Niu Lianhua.

Niu Lianhua was clever as he was seen, and quickly walked forward, shouting, "Zhao Yi, Xiaoqing, Linlin, wait for me! Wait for me!"

What the master said is right?

The teacher said just now that Xue Pinggui's marriage is around, and it is safer to stay away from him.

...

On the cliff.

Sun Liang stood at the jumping point and stared carefully at the opposite hillside.

Where is Zhao Yi?

Where are Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin?

There seems to be no one there...

"Jump!"

"The safety rope is fastened!"

"Go down!"

The security officer stood by and urged, and found that the opponent was slow to jump down, so he reached out and pushed hard.

"Ah ah ah ah ah..."

Sun Liang was pushed down unprepared and couldn't help crying and shouting, "Zhao Yi! Lin Xiaoqing! Zhao Linlin!"

"Take a picture!"

"I jumped down! Hurry up and take pictures!"

"Where are you!"

"Fuck, a group of bastards whose conscience was eaten by dogs..."

Up and down, left and right.

Sun Liang was hung up for a long time before he was put down. His face was full of scared tears. After he got on the boat in the boat, he staggered with chills.

Go and go...

at last.

He found the snack street under the hillside, and only walked a few steps to see that several people were eating and laughing at the stall.

He stopped.

Zhao Yi happened to turn his head and put a candied haws into his mouth.

"..."

"..."

Sun Liang shouted angrily, "I want to talk to you--"

"Difficulties!!!"

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