Ride and Cut

While waiting for the departure order, Li Cha's literary heart suddenly began to stir when he was idle all day long.

The current conditions are relatively simple, and it is unrealistic to make something too complicated, but it is still very feasible to have a drama for fun. After all, both sets and actors can be adapted to local conditions, as long as the story is fresh and interesting.

The lord has always been an actionist who does what he says, and the script is written by him himself, and it only takes one night to come out fresh.

At the beginning, it was all about the bitter drama of "serfs work until dark, and the master learns to crow like a rooster in the early morning". After Li Cha finished writing, he felt that he was very deep and philosophical, and it would definitely be thought-provoking. It will become a classic after being passed down for thousands of years in the future, and it must be as easy as turning the palm of your hand to read the lines.

The Gaoshanbao Grass Stage Theater Troupe was established on the same day, and all the actors were guest roles from the Ripper team, the barbarian played the serf and the lord, the centaur played the donkey pulling the mill, and as for Nehru—he played the watchdog.

As a result, after the rehearsal began, it was discovered that it was too taken for granted, and the masses did not buy it at all.

The leading soldiers of the Ripper obviously have nothing to do with the word sentimental, and they can't empathize with tragedy at all. A group of reckless men who were originally in high spirits acted with sad faces all day long. Except for the second general Heng Ha who played the big tree while waving a wooden branch, the others either had stomachaches or leg cramps when they heard about the rehearsal.

One must know that the soldiers of the Alpine Fortress can fight against ten soldiers, even in the face of the blood knight, no one has ever retreated.

The lord reacted in time, "It seems that I am the master...", and a cold sweat broke out on his back.

change! Change it immediately! Change overnight!

Today the giant dragon recognizes the master, tomorrow he will be promoted and rich, and the day after tomorrow he will start marrying the princess. How to do it in any way, the simpler and more rude the better, what you want is the hearty joy, and everything else is simple.

The effect is immediate.

This kind of content, which is very different from traditional dramas, is like a sharp knife that hits the heart directly, showing amazing attraction and vitality from the very beginning.

Although the princess is played by a bunny-man assistant soldier with red clay on his face, although the set is sloppy, although the dragon mount has never appeared in front of it from beginning to end, although there are so many of them... If you let those picky professional drama critics rate it, it is very likely that it will break the lowest record in history. But it doesn't prevent a group of Gaoshanbao fighters from performing and being mesmerized by it.

Li Cha simply put together a ten-episode sitcom with a big stroke of a pen, and the hot response it triggered was far beyond his own imagination.

Chakesh is very boring, after all, it used to be just a not-so-prosperous agricultural town. The vast majority of residents are engaged in hard physical labor, and have no spare money or leisure to engage in any favorite activities.

Tens of thousands of young soldiers in Dragon's Claw are also human beings, and they also need entertainment. However, their own officials are not as open-minded as the lord of the Alpine Fort, and they all get sick after training all day, and they can't wait to fight the Stuarts immediately.

So Li Cha accidentally discovered that when they were performing in the yard by themselves, some people began to pick up the wall to watch the show. At the beginning, there were three or five sporadic, and soon it became a group. Then it didn't take a few days to develop into a row of people's heads popping up on the wall at one point, and there was no room for even half of the space.

These soldiers, who are as energetic as martial arts, can occasionally fight on the spot to grab positions. Gunther kicked people away with his fists every day at first, but then he gave up—the audience was so large that he couldn't get enough of it with just his fists.

The lord has always been generous with things that don't cost money. He simply ordered the courtyard wall to be demolished so that more Dragon Claw soldiers could have a chance to watch.

Not to mention the ordinary soldiers who lacked activities, even Bedric watched with relish. As a serious member of the royal family, it seemed difficult to find the elegant taste he deserved for some reason.

Li Cha even saw Higuain, a little kid once - although he was wearing an iron mask to cover his face, his stature of less than five swords was too eye-catching. Except for the dwarf artificial soldiers of the Alpine Fort, the entire army should be the only one. And compared with the dwarves, his figure was so slender that he obviously didn't fit his size.

After realizing that his identity was exposed, Higuain did not hesitate. Not only did he openly admit it, but he also took the opportunity to satirize Gao Shanbao's drama.

His criticism was so correct that even Li Cha couldn't say it - "The dragon will not be so flattering, the king will not be so sloppy, and the princess will not be a rabbit man." However, his literary accomplishment is still outstanding.

Li Cha is not as knowledgeable as a thirteen or fourteen-year-old kid. Thinking that he usually stays in the capital all day, he is probably tired of watching all the prosperous markets, and it is normal for him to despise such crude dramas.

As a result, Higuain talked more disdainfully than anyone else, but came more diligently than anyone else. Because he is too short, he still carries a small wooden bench every day. Li Cha looked funny, and originally planned to take the opportunity to say a few words, but after thinking about it, he let him go.

Aside from the peerless appearance and the prominent aura of the dragon knight, in the eyes of the lord, Higuain is just a naive little kid—although it is a particularly annoying kind.

During the stay in Chakeshi, Li Cha also used the communication magic stone to communicate with the left behind personnel.

The number of pairs of magic stones owned by Alpine Castle is very small, and most of them are brought by the lord to go out with the army. There is only one piece left in the old nest, and Li Cha decided to use it because he was worried about being away from home for too long.

There is a long distance of more than ten days between Gaoshanbao and Chakeshi, which is close to the limit of the effectiveness of the communication magic stone. To ensure quality, this call had to be made on the shoulders of trolls. Even so, there was still a rustling noise throughout.

It was Buckland who started talking. This old man was very old and chattered, and he talked about it for a long time when he had nothing to do before he reluctantly handed it over to Anne.

The one-time alchemy item such as the communication magic stone has a very limited duration. After Buckland finishes speaking, only the last few words are left.

As a result, the half-elf businessman's speech speed suddenly became as fast as a machine gun, and mixed with rustling background sounds, it was as chaotic as overcooked gruel.

Li Cha could barely understand that she had some kind of relative who wanted to live in Gaoshan Castle in order to avoid the chaos of war, and asked Li Cha if he agreed. Before he could figure out what was going on, Anne's voice from the magic stone stopped abruptly after a few brief "sizzling" sounds, and then became dull and dull with a click.

"Hello? Hello? Damn!" The lord yelled at the stone twice, but there was no response, and he slapped the magic stone into pieces.

The trivial matter of accepting a new resident is of course no problem for Alpine Fort, but it takes at least ten days to send a letter from Chakesh back to Alpine Fort. In order to prevent Annie from thinking wildly, Li Cha simply hung up another magic stone to Sauron in the Noble Court of the Northeast Province, asking him to convey it on his behalf.

In this way, it only takes three or four days at most for the news to be sent back to Gaoshan Fort.

Of course there is no problem with Sauron, and he promised to use magic stones to notify him as soon as there is news.

Before receiving a reply, the official dispatch order to march on Winter City finally came along with a snowstorm!

I sprained my running foot and it hurts. . .