Retired Life of Demon Sect Leader

Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi calmed down and thought, it seemed that this was indeed the case.

He doesn't even have a beard. He is the sinner of Wusun country forever, the shame of the people. Although the following battle will still be fought, it has nothing to do with him. He will definitely be blasted off when he returns.

"Do you have a way to restore my beard?" Wu Sunguo Kunmi straightened his face and asked Mei Qianxiao very seriously.

At this time, he took a serious look at Mei Qianxiao. This man was a little familiar, but for them, most Han people were about the same length, and everyone was familiar.

"Yes. But the condition is that today’s things are completely wiped out. Your man beat our man, our man beat your man, our man cut your beard, but the beard cut I’ll help you recover. Everyone is even. We are still good friends of Zhongyuan and Wusunguo. How about?"

Wusunguo Kunmi thought about it for a few seconds before saying: "Okay! We didn’t want to. Enemy with you! So what method do you use to restore my beard?"

"Glue."

"Fuck!"

Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi When I heard it, I got angry again, and fought with Mei Qianxiao in the small hut. How could Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi be Mei Qianxiao's opponent? Mei Qianxiao pushed Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi into the corner without a little bit of martial arts, and the rogue slapped his head and begged for mercy.

"Can you calm down a little bit! Brother's glue can be ordinary glue! If you slap your brother again, you will have a hemiplegia, you believe or not!"

Mei Qianxiao See Wusun Guokun Mi finally calmed down, slapped him on the head again and then took out a small box from his arms. The box made of ebony wood is as exquisite as the box used by the female child to put rouge gouache. This thing is strictly speaking not his, but Liu quietly. After he quietly borrowed it from Liu Quiet, Liu Quiet didn't want him to pay it back, so he took it with him. This thing is very easy to use, it is a bottle of special glue. Liu quietly sticks a fake beard and a fake Adam's apple when he is disguised, and he can't pull it off, and he can't see the clue. This is what he relies on.

Mei Qianxiao carried a small package with him and kept it personally. It contained several small objects. He was one of the Demon Sect Three Great Protectors. Oh, now he is the Master of the Demon Sect. As a personal item of the Master of the Demon Sect, it may come in handy at any time, so you will never leave you wherever you go. This bottle of special glue is one of the items he carried with him as the Master of the Demon Sect.

"Glue is good for an egg! I wash my beard once half a year, no, the leaking wine can wash the glue off when drinking!" Wu Sunguo Kunmi still covered his head with his hands, woooo Direct bidding.

"Wash the beard once half a year? You and he are dirty enough! I will wash it half a month later!" Mei Qianxiao slapped Wusunguo Kunmi's two slaps again, slapped out his dark arms. A few dark red slaps were printed.

He is now carrying a bunch of irritating beard braids, trying to suppress the urge to throw them under the pit.

"Everything, wash it once half a month!"

"You look good, brother's glue is specially made, it can't be washed off with water, you can only use something It can be washed off."

"oh?" Wusunguo Kunmi suddenly became energetic when he heard that, and moved the dark uncle's face up, "How sticky is it? How long can it stick without washing it off? What can I use to wash it off?"

"As long as it is stuck, you can't tear off the beard. If you don't wash it off, you can stick it for a lifetime! As for how to wash it off... It is said that this The stuff is mainly made with rice milk as the raw material, so you can only use one thing to wash it off."

"What?"

"Saliva."

"Fuck, you Han people are so disgusting!"

"A person who washes his beard half a month is entitled to spit on us?" Mei Qianxiao almost kicked Wusun Guokun in a huff Go into the cesspool.

"So as long as you don't drooling, this beard will be exactly the same as before. How can you not see the clue. How?"

"Okay!" Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi thought for a while, Feeling that it shouldn't be messy drooling, so I agree.

"After everything is done, no one owes anything!"

Mei Qianxiao raised a palm, Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi froze for a while before reacting, raised his hand and high-five him . This is called a high-five alliance, and they are quite common in Wusun country.

The two of them are in this small pit, with two hot bodies together, each other’s heavy breathing is projected on each other’s shoulders, collarbone, neck, and chin, and their breathing becomes heavier and harder. He gets heavier and heavier...

"Okay, get it done!"

Mei Qianxiao closed the sticky glue box lid, and the two looked towards Wusunguo Kunmi's beard, it was a masterpiece they spent one hour here to complete together. Although not all of them are glued back to their original positions, its beard is thick and dense enough to stick to the roots and it is not weird at all. Wu Sun Guo Kun Mi took a few glances and felt quite satisfied, and pulled hard a few times, not loose at all, more satisfied.

"Very well, you Han people have a lot of ghost ideas! Should this glue be brought back to Lao Tzu to be prepared?" Wu Sunguo Kunmi looked towards the small black wooden box in Mei Qianxiao's hand, his eyes glowing with hot rays of light.

"No problem! Later, you and our boss have a peaceful negotiation, this thing is for you!" Mei Qianxiao said with a smile.

"hahahaha...good! Our Wusun and the Central Plains friendship lasts forever!" Wusunguo Kunmi's inner words are: Fakeyou.

"hahahaha...Your sister said just now that she is going to come to the city, Fakeyou!" Mei Qianxiao said directly.

Both of them are sincerely happy that the beard problem is solved perfectly. They hug each other, slap each other on the shoulders, compliment each other, say good things to each other, each other is disgustingly hypocritical...

It was not until the two of them let go, that there was an accident.

When sticking the beard just now, one of the two held the upper half with one hand, the other held the lower half with the hand, and the other hand took out the glue and applied it to the beard...So, The hand that took the glue is not at all dry. After the hug at this time, an accident happened. Mei Qianxiao's left hand was stuck on Wusunguo Kunmi's left shoulder, and Wusunguo Kunmi's right hand was stuck on Mei Qianxiao's right shoulder!

As Mei Qianxiao said, this thing is very sticky. If they want to take it down, they either tear their clothes or tear their skins to pieces. Of course, Mei Qianxiao didn’t want to tear his clothes. This Archguard Department’s clothes were the most expensive clothes he had worn in his life, and it was also the most expensive thing all over his body; Wusun Guo Kunmi was not willing to tear his clothes either. It is said that he is now the most fashionable set of outing casual clothes made by the well-known designer of Wusun Country, Acridine, which is unique and unmatched and priceless.

Both of them snort disdainfully on each other's statement, and are at a stalemate. But this situation still needs to be resolved.

"You, damn Han, what is your name."

"Stupid King Wusun, my brother is Mei Qianxiao!"

" Um, comrades without money..."

Mei Qianxiao cursed swearing, my surname is Mei, not that my surname has no money!

"Do you think I should spit on your shoulder first or on your left hand first?" Wu Sunguo Kunmi, the way to remove the glue, is still in mind.

Hey! Use your saliva for a long time! Your saliva is not too dirty, right?