Reckless Youth of Delinquency

As I ran down the stairs, I clearly heard footsteps coming behind me. I don't know how many people are following me. It's unlikely that the entire department will be mobilized. Fortunately, there was no interception in front, otherwise I would have been stuck here. Along the way, I pushed down the trash cans in the corridor, but this only stopped them for a few steps. After overturning seven or eight trash cans in a row, I finally got rid of them by one floor. When I ran to the ground floor, I happened to see the old dormitory manager closing the door. I yelled: "Wait a minute, let me out!" The old man was startled and thought I was causing trouble, so he closed the door instead. I was anxious, so I went over and opened the door. The distance that had been opened was reduced again, and I heard their footsteps approaching from far away.

No longer hesitating, I ran out in one stride. There is only a few hundred meters between building A3 and our building A1, and it is a quite wide road with tall plane trees planted on both sides. This distance is usually nothing, but at this moment of escape, it is very dangerous. The wider the road, the more unfavorable it is for escape. As soon as I regained my mind, I ran to the roadside, grabbed my hands, and climbed up a sycamore tree in a few clicks. While running up the tree, a group of boys ran out of the A3 dormitory building. Liu Guodong stood first, shouting as he ran: "Kill him if you catch him!"

I thought to myself that this guy is too bold. It seems that he didn’t learn enough lessons from before. But now, I was at a disadvantage and had no choice but to squat on the tree and say nothing. In the middle of winter, there are no leaves on the sycamore trees. I am five or six meters above the ground and cannot block my figure at all. As soon as they look up, they can see me. A group of people ran under the tree, there must be fifty or sixty people in total, but no one could think of looking up to the sky. After they ran over, I climbed up the tree trunk again. It must be darker the higher you go at night, and you can hide your figure when it gets dark. Fortunately, the new tree is very tall and must have survived for at least several decades. I climbed a full seven or eight meters before stopping. I didn't dare to climb any higher. The branches above were a little thin, and the cold winter wind was blowing, making me feel like I was swaying.

Liu Guodong led the people to run for tens of meters, then suddenly stopped and said, "No, Wang Hao just came out, why did he disappear all of a sudden?" Someone asked, "Did he hide nearby?" Liu Guodong said, "Well, let's search the area." The fifty or sixty people dispersed, running back and forth on both sides of the road, and some even kicked over trash cans. Damn it, no matter how embarrassed I am, I won’t hide in there, right? Some people looked up, but I was standing quite high and couldn't be seen by the street lights, so they didn't see me.

By a very coincidence, Liu Guodong was standing under the tree where I was hiding, instructing his brothers to search wherever I could. I stood high in the sky and wanted to spit. It's not me who blows, as long as I spit it out, it will definitely fall on his head. But I thought about the consequences and decided to forget it. A good man will suffer the consequences. I was freezing to death up there. The cold wind was blowing fiercely, and the architecture students were milling around below. Some of them were impatient and just wandering around. I watched them search around, in front of and behind the building, but still couldn't find me. Liu Guodong held a cigarette in his mouth and cursed: "Damn, even if he runs fast, he dares to go to the Department of Architecture alone. He is really impatient. This second-generation bumpkin official doesn't seem to have enough brains."

In fact, I also think that the name of the son of the secretary of the town committee is very vulgar. It feels similar to "my father is the village chief." Not up to grade. Liu Guodong cursed for a long time and had no intention of leaving. I was a little anxious, because it was too cold at high altitude, and the cold wind made me shiver all over. That's not very important. The important thing is that my drunkenness started to rise again. I felt my stomach was throbbing and I felt like I was about to vomit. I held on to the branch and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, trying to stop this physiological reaction. As a result, I was so disgusted that I felt like I was about to spit it out again and again, but in the end I relied on my strong endurance. Got it under control. Finally, I heard Liu Guodong's voice saying "Let's go back first." I exhaled softly, and just when I was glad that I made it through to the end, my cell phone suddenly rang loudly!

Damn it!

That's right, my phone rang! This damn cell phone won’t ring in the morning or in the evening, but it rings at this time! Needless to say, there were faces below looking up. Someone shouted: "Damn it, that kid is up there!" At the same time, I couldn't help it, and vomited out with a "wow" sound, and the smelly vomit flew down, blown by the cold wind. It fell in the air like a goddess scattering flowers, and fell on the faces of more than a dozen people. "Fuck, fuck!" Many people cursed, wiping their faces with their sleeves and scattering to get away from me. In fact, they were okay, because what was blown away by the wind were scattered bits and juices. As for the ones that the cold wind couldn't blow away, such as large chunks of vomit, incompletely digested potatoes, eggplants, etc., they were scattered vertically. All of them fell on Liu Guodong's big face. The key is that when Liu Guodong first discovered me in the tree, he opened his mouth in surprise... Forget it, I won't describe the scene.

After vomiting, I felt my stomach was much lighter, but Liu Guodong became furious, pointed at me with a stool leg and yelled curses, such as "Get off my feet" and the like. I glanced at him, guessing that he wouldn't climb up for a while, so I took out the cell phone that was still ringing loudly from my trouser pocket to see which ancestor was calling me at this time. As a result, it turned out to be Zhou Mo! I picked it up dumbfounded, and Zhou Mo's voice came from inside: "Little mouse, what are you doing?"

I held the phone further away from my ear, letting her listen to the wind in the air, and then said, "Did you hear it?"

Zhou Mo was furious: "You're still out so late at night. Which little bitch are you shopping with?"

I said bitterly: "Xiao Momo, I'm in a big crisis now, so I won't talk to you for the time being." Then I hung up the phone, looked at Liu Guodong who was still yelling and scolding, and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Let's talk about it when you have the ability... By the way, wipe the tofu on your cheeks first. Of course, you can eat it, the tofu is quite tender, I can tell you from personal experience. "

Liu Guodong pulled the tofu off his face and said angrily: "Go up and catch him!" Two students rushed up to climb the tree, but for a long time they couldn't get the point and were still wandering under the tree. In fact, I don’t blame them. The bottom trunk of the sycamore tree is very smooth, and the lowest branches are more than two meters long. I don’t know how I jumped up. They, college students, can only worry. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly called for help. I gave it to Yu Qiang first, hoping that he would bring us to rescue the situation, but no one answered the call for a long time. It seemed that he had fallen asleep. I called everyone in our dormitory one by one, as long as there was someone who could pick up the call, but in the end, no one picked up the call after going around. At this time, the people below were also thinking of a way. Liu Guodong asked one person to squat down and the other person to step on his shoulder, so that he could reach the lowest branch and climb up.

I quickly called Brick and asked him to help me call someone in the dormitory. After calling him, it turned out that this kid's phone was turned off. Brick always turned off his phone when he was sleeping. For Yu Yuan and the others, I haven’t saved their accounts because I’m showing off. It's such a small thing, and it won't bother Iron Bar. I can't afford to throw that person away. My head suddenly felt big, and I had a feeling that the sky and the earth were not working. I stood on a branch about seven or eight meters high and looked around, wondering who else could come to rescue me at this time. I thought that I, Wang Hao, who was running the underworld in Beiyuan, was trapped on the top of a tree at Xinxiang University. You mother, let this spread. I don’t know how many people laughed their teeth off. One student had already climbed up, and the boy was shivering in the cold wind. Liu Guodong encouraged him from below and asked him to catch me quickly.

This student was also very cool. While climbing, he uttered wild words: "You climbed very high? Wait, wait, I'll catch you right away." I guess he didn't follow Liu Guodong to surround me at noon, so he didn't You know how powerful I am. All I can say is, this guy is really crazy. When he crawled all the way to the bottom of my feet, I showed no mercy at all and kicked him down hard, hitting him right on the top of his head. He fell down with a "Ah" sound, and landed heavily on the ground with a "Bang" sound and stopped motionless. The place where I stand is seven or eight meters high, and the place where he stands is five or six meters high, which is probably the second floor. Even if he falls, he will not be disabled, and there will be no problem with fractures or anything. Sure enough, he screamed miserably on the ground and rolled around in pain. Liu Guodong also panicked and quickly had people carry him to the hospital.

I said coldly from the tree: "Come up and try again. Come up one and kick one, two come up and kick one pair."

Liu Guodong was also furious. After observing the terrain, he whispered to the two students. The two students turned around and ran to the dormitory. Liu Guodong said, "Wait and see if I can kill you tonight." I was shocked and knew what he was going to do. He was probably going to stab me with a longer stick or something. I'm standing so high and my footing is actually very narrow. It's no joke if he pokes me. If I fall, I can't bear it even if I have copper skin and iron bones. It's no longer possible, we can't sit still and wait for death, we must find a way to save ourselves. I started flipping through the address book again. They were all friends from Beiyuan, including Ye Zhanyuan, Shaoyu Chengfei, but unfortunately they were all beyond my reach, and there were only a few from Xinda University. When I looked up, I saw the two students who had run back to the dormitory earlier came out, holding a long bamboo pole in their hands, about four or five meters long.

Oh shit!

I almost yelled, I was so familiar with that pole, the one used to connect the toilet!