Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

At this moment, Lin Fang felt speechless in his mind.

How did the brain make up for this?

Do I look like this?

I just want to change Brother Monkey's destiny so that he won't be crushed under the Huaguo Mountain. How come it has something to do with Jiejiao again?

"Um, I think..."

Lin Fang wanted to explain.

but……

"Hey, are you still pretending?"

Before Lin Fang finished speaking, the real person Tongdi interrupted him with a smile, and said, "Don't struggle. See if everyone believes you or me?"

He pointed to the ghost cars and them.

Ghost car: "I can understand your idea that you don't want to leak the wind, but since we are already allies, this kind of thing should be said earlier. In two days, I will take a few demon emperors and serve you as guest officials."

Doudou: "Huh! No wonder you are so confident, because it turns out that you have embraced the thigh of the Lord Tongtian."

Scorpion Jing: "Am I involved in something extraordinary?"

Zixia: Happiness.

She really didn't know what to say, so she clapped her hands.

Lin Fang: -_-

At this moment, Lin Fang's heart collapsed. He felt the malice of the world, and a torrent rushed towards him, pushing him into the unknown distance.

He suddenly understood why the Master Tongtian wanted to help him, because he wanted to use his hand to rebuild the teaching.

Lin Fang took a deep breath.

"Since you all know, then I won't pretend."

"Yes, you guessed right."

"Actually, under my cynical, wise, handsome, and Yushu Lingfeng appearance, what hides is the image of a resourceful, wise man with grass snakes and gray lines."

"All of this was planned by me."

"Ahahaha~~"

Since the explanation was not clear, Lin Fang simply didn't explain it.

If you admit it, you can bring a saint to Huaguoshan.

As for teaching construction, it can only be one step at a time. If it doesn't work, just build one for him, but he can't control what it can build.

Lin Fang gave up resisting.

He wants to lie flat.

"That's right."

Zhen Tongdi smiled and patted him on the shoulder, with a look I like your expression: "When the new religion is built, the body will no longer be the leader. Since it is the new religion, we must keep pace with the times, and we will also learn. Learn Buddhism."

"Since you established this new teaching, the leader will do it for you."

"I've figured out the name, so I'll call it Master Tongju."

"This pass is borrowed from a word of my name, and this gathering refers to the gathering of all strength, and unity means strength."

"Doesn't it sound good?"

Lin Fang: "..."

He suddenly didn't want to lie down a little bit.

All together...Poke the chrysanthemum! !

What a bad name, I seriously doubt that you are connoting me.

Lin Fang felt that he was about to vomit blood. When he didn't want to lie down, these guys forced him to lie down, but when he lay down, he gave him this name again. This... I just want to sit up and just say it.

"Is this name a bit..."

"What's the matter?" Zhenren Tongdi asked suspiciously.

Then he turned his head to look at the ghost car and the others, and asked, "What do you think of this name?"

Ghost car: "Well... it's okay."

Misfortune: "No, not bad."

Although they both answered in the affirmative, they were forced to listen to them.

But the scorpion spirit is not so disciplined.

Scorpion Jing: "Great."

Zixia: Happiness.

Zhenren Tongdi turned his head to look at Lin Fang again, and said with a smile: "Look if everyone says it is good, that's really good, so there is no problem with this name."

Lin Fang didn't know what to say anymore.

Keep lying down.

"Well then, at least it sounds better than some turtle leader."

But after he finished speaking, the eyes of the real person Tongdi suddenly lit up: "This name, this name seems to be good, do you want to think about it..."

"No, absolutely no, I think the name of Master Tongju is very nice, I like it very much."

Lin Fang refused the real person Tongdi without even thinking about it.

Real person Tongdi is a bit regretful.

Lin Fang ignored him. Instead, he looked at Wodou and smiled: "Miss Wodou, you can rest assured now that there will be a real person with me, and there will be no accidents."

Midou didn't speak, and looked at the ghost car.

The demon and ghost car bowed to the real person Tongdi from a distance, and said, "It's a good job, senior."

"Don't worry." Tongdi Zhenren replied like a master.

"In that case, we will stay soon."

Afterwards, the ghost car was transformed into its original form, followed by Midou, and Midou jumped onto the body of the ghost car, the ghost car spread its wings and flew away with her.

Lin Fang waved at them and said, "You are welcome to come again next time."

next time.

I don't know when it will be next time.

On the other hand, the real person of Tongdi is still the master style behind the hands, pretending to be addictive. But the five big three rough temperaments that linger on him are really a bit ruinous.

Lin Fang asked curiously: "Why do you like to pretend so much?"

Zhenren Tongdi shrugged and said, "It's not that I like it, it's that the body likes it, but he is a saint. As long as he shows up and doesn't do anything, he is enough to pretend, so he has not been able to experience the fun of pretending."

"So I was born."

"But you said that with the temperament of the body, is it useful for me to have this handsome face?"

Said this, Tong Di Zhenren was also a little helpless.

Just the five big and three rough temperaments of the Master Tongtian, it is more than enough to be a big boss, but if you want to pretend to be forced, then it's a bit fucking. But who made him a clone born from the thought of the Master Tongtian, he can only try to pretend to be forced.

Seeing him doing this, Lin Fang patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.

"It's actually good to be a big boss."

"What's so good about Daochu?"

Lin Fang blinked and said, "You think, big, old, thick, isn't it nice to be big and thick?"

The real person Tongdi suddenly realized, and then asked: "Where is the old man?"

"Old and strong."

"Otherwise you thought it was old and strong."

The real man Tongdi thought a little, he silently looked at Lin Fang and said, "You kid is bold?"

Lin shrank his neck subconsciously.

"I... just kidding, kidding."

"But you can't pretend that you have a temperament. I told you that I knew an old sheepskin fur man with a broken arm. He looked much more stubborn than you, but the pretense of others is really awesome."

The real person Tongdi heard that someone pretended to be better than himself, and that was immediately intrigued.

"You tell me about it."

So Lin Fang started talking about the Qingliang Mountain in the Northern Liang Palace, where the Tingchao Pavilion suppressed an old sword **** who once made the whole river and lake lose its color.