Reborn, I Became a Male God

As soon as Jojo was finished, the barrage exploded.

"I have never seen such a brazen person!"

"+1"

"+2"

"If I remember correctly, Er Qiao, you said earlier that you were fortunate to be invited to participate in a variety show. The name is Wild Adventure? Is n’t the wife of Chi Guoguo really selling big melons?"

"Old iron tie in front of heart 2333333"

"66666 I do n’t know why my face anchored me. I only serve two Joes!"

"Don't deceive me like this, won't your conscience hurt?"

"Answer for Er Qiao: No, her conscience is lively!"

Watching the free space of the barrage, Qiao Qiao took the water cup next to him and drank some water. He cleared his throat and continued, "It's really fun not to lie to you! Here I would like to thank everyone for their blessings before recording the show and give me one Eighteen martial arts proficient teammates, I grew up to meet such a great person for the first time. Without him, what you see now is a black coal ball! "

"I am concerned about people in the entertainment industry. This episode of Wild Adventure is all boys except you. Er Qiao, you brag about your teammates so much. You honestly tell me, are you in love ?!"

"Well, Er Qiao said good to marry me qaq"

"Er Joe, believe me, those little fresh meats in the entertainment industry are dregs!"

"You guys off the topic! Have you ever seen a wild adventure? Here is a fan! After watching the last season, I have been waiting for the update, Zhou Yan's performance is really good, without a word, jumping into the water pool, throwing wild grass When eating rice, I am not afraid to drive away when I encounter a snake, and I have the responsibility for dedication, and I have been circled. I have seen the list in this issue, and others are not clear. I ’m still impressed by the name of Jing Jing. had news network, was not to say that his hands comminuted fracture of the right, this long enough? "

"Fake it, do not say that beating one hundred days, fractures so serious, how could so quickly jump out of the tap!"

"Rare, these days the star Bo attention to, what news dare fried ┑¯Д¯┍"

"The first two are adorable two black bars, live to see a black can be met without the brain, who is not a. The original news network reported on this matter, there is a video as evidence of thanks, as fans proud of him! Some people own can not courageous, but many still secretly slander others, do not know how the heart is dark! "

"This is the studio two Joe's, entertainment fans tear forced please go left, thank you! Warned once, repeat gag!"

Although a fan of the popular anchor broadcast platform million compared with the stars but still not enough to see. Warning housekeeping of no use, directly barrage in trouble again, no way, only one by one gag.

Jojo also specifically explain a bit, "the other stars did not come into contact with appraisal, here to talk about my views on King Ling god. Because recording program, the honor with him in the group, live down week, he this to me waste wood drag teammates have been taken good care of, not at all impatient, the gentleman words interpreted to be realized, really is a good person. even if I myself did not participate in a recorded program, it will also recommend, with my character to ensure that, after reading the absolutely no regrets! as a fan of well-being, here to tell you a little about spoilers, we almost hit the shark in, I was scared the whole person ignorant. "

"It says a news period is recorded in a desert island, sea shark early normal, but the program group who actually did not mention shark agent running drive it?!"

"This was a real ah! While on the one fans are blowing very hard idol, but as people have seen the foreign version, I would say they play is the play house game! Now listen to two Joe say this, suddenly a little to look forward to! "

"Expect +1"

Half an hour will soon be over, gone on to the wild adventure of broadcast time. Because there are not a fan of some TV programs can not catch, so Jojo turn the camera a bit, towards TV for everyone to live. She herself sitting next to see, went through commentary.

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Wangyi Kun is an ordinary white-collar workers, 25 years old, single, usually no hobbies, like Tang Chuangshang after work to watch live. He is a diehard powder Jojo, from the time she started to live a concern. He likes Jojo's voice, gentle and soft Meng, character is also very good, numerous night, are her singing accompanied him to sleep.

Jojo going to know when the recording variety shows, and he both hope and fear. We look forward to because you can see the other side of the goddess, and fear is the fear of his mind the image of the goddess of collapse. Many such examples see, those online explosion of red goddess, or the photos look all pure or beautiful, beautiful party thing, in fact, thanks ps with Mito Xiu Xiu insisted, left p Software exposed to high-definition camera next, the moment shattered.

But man is a complex animal, sometimes knowing some truth difficult to accept, but still could not help myself to understand.

Wangyi Kun is With such a mood, turn on the TV tuned Jiangbei TV, watching the wild variety Adventure.

The beginning of the introduction of two Joe King Ling is just very respected.

"Looks okay!" He commented, but some sour tone. Because his mind clear, this is simply too aesthetic looks of the people, but will not make people feel fine good-looking **** gas, is a beauty beyond gender.

Next was a short personal introduction, calligraphy reading running.

"A bad hobby!" Wang Yikun continued to be sour. The old man in his family is a member of the calligraphy association. He also practiced writing for a while when he was a kid, but unfortunately he couldn't keep going. However, the words are not good, but the eyesight is still there. The handwriting on the television is definitely the result of years of hard work, and it still belongs to the talented type. If the old man in his family saw it, he would definitely make a good cry, and by the way depreciate two more sentences about his picked son.

At the end of the presentation, Jing Ye jumped into the sea from a helicopter without changing his face, and put a poss at the camera.

"At first glance, pretending to be a recidivist!" Wang Yikun continued to speak.

Next is the introduction of other guests. Wang Yikun waited and waited. The penultimate one finally turned to Qiao Qiao. Petite figure, beautiful face, very white skin, wearing a sportswear that is easy to move, looks like the usual live broadcast.

auzw.com Very good, the image of the goddess is not disillusioned!

Wang Yikun was finally relieved and kept watching.

The sea is not as calm as in the swimming pool, and the waves are constantly flapping. Although it is only a short distance, it is not easy to swim to the shore. Qiao Qiao managed to swim for a while and was pushed back by the waves. This happened several times.

Because I heard Qiao Qiao said he almost hit the shark before the live broadcast, although he knew he was fine in the end, he couldn't help worrying about her. Fortunately Jing Jing has been paying attention to her situation and reached out to her several times, and the two finally swim to the shore.

"You know you're taking care of girls, man!" Muttered Wang Yikun.

Soon the shark plot that Jojo had foretold came. They landed not far away from the place, shallow water, there is a one meter long shark cruising back and forth. This plot, if not deliberately arranged the program group, then it is really quite dangerous, bitten on a no joke.

After landing the first step is to observe the terrain of the island, watching the scene Ling hand to climb the tall pile of rocks, and also careful to help Jojo rope **** before, knotted very professional way, then it is Qiao Qiaola put on more than a dozen meter-high pile of rocks. This mind clear how difficult it is not against Wangyi Kun. Boys like this, Mu bones strong instinct, it is easy to accept people who have real skill.

"A bit mean!" His attitude has been changed.

But the voice was falling on his head endured under, "What a man muttering it here? This will not be too tired to work tired, stupid, right?"

The speaker was of his own father, while his Mai Tai, sat down beside him.

"See what? Give me the remote! Myself back to my room and play with your computer go!" King Daddy big hands stretched, put in front of him.

In other Wangyi Kun usually put the remote control to him, but not today, he can see it being greedily. Then a roar toward the direction of the room, "Mom, my dad and beat me and said I'm stupid, I am in the end is not natural ah?!"

King Dad seconds counsels, "Do not."

Unfortunately, it was too late. Wangyi Kun just screams her mother slippers da da da stepping out on the room, walked roar, "Wang cow! Your ability is not it, my son, despise stupid, do not think about who is hereditary!"

"May I was wrong! This is not a slip of the tongue thing! My son inherited my genes, old smart, how silly it would be!" The king my father hastened to beg for mercy.

After listening to it, Wang Yikun snorted in disappointment, then ignored the husband and wife to stir up, and seized the remote control to continue watching TV.

There wasn't much meeting, the old couple had finished arguing. Mother Wang sat next to her and glanced at the screen. The TV was right under the coconut tree at Jingjing Station and looked up, ready to climb up. A dozen-meter-high tree, bare without any branches to climb, must have failed in the end. Wang Yikun thinks so, but Wang Wang's focus is another point.

"Yo, this guy looks so good!" She praised, and then sighed, "This height is also good, it must be one meter eight. If I have such a son, the girl must pick flowers, where can I marry with sorrow? What's wrong with your wife? "

Papa Wang: ""

Wang Yikun: ""

I just scolded my husband who said his son was stupid. How long has it elapsed before he has buried his son? Is this double standard really good? !! However, the father and son dare to think in their hearts. They dare not speak out, otherwise they will wait for the revenge of the queen at home.

Then it turned into a family of three sitting in a row on the sofa to watch the variety show. Mother Wang looked at it with joy, commented and praised from time to time, and Wang Yikun and Dad Wang listened quietly beside them. At first, because of Wang Wang's accidental burial, the two were still a little bit upset, but later they were conquered by Jing Ye's ability.

Especially when I saw Jingye lining a bamboo raft and taking a boat to take other people across the sea, there were sharks spinning around the bamboo raft, everyone was scared, but he always had a calm expression, and finally took a bamboo pole to tease the shark. At that time, Dad Wang clapped his hands and applauded, "The young man has a good ability and is more courageous! You learn!" Speaking, he slapped him on Wang Yikun's shoulder.

Mother Wang on the other side added, "The most important thing is that people look good and take care of the little girl. I will definitely not worry about marrying a daughter-in-law! Listen to your father, learn something!" On the shoulder.

It can be regarded as mixed doubles in another sense.

Wang Yikun was happy to see it. I didn't expect such a twist in the end. The smile on my face became helpless. I rolled my eyes carefully and thought: you just know that you should let me learn something. What should I learn? Scholars go to bamboo rafts to tease sharks? Or is it that the parents of scholars are so popular? The former is useless to learn, the latter can't learn at all. He wants to look handsome, but the problem is that the genetic level is only that, unless mutation.

I watched the first episode without knowing it. Mother Wang still asked, "No?" Father Wang also turned to look at it.

Wang Yikun nodded. "No, the next issue will have to wait for next Friday."

After her mother sigh a little, come to the phone, she asked the son of a program broadcast time, while it recorded and set to schedule time to remind.

Wangyi Kun see his face black line. He remembers his mother once got the idea for such a thing, or urging him to go blind, because the woman in very good condition, all parties satisfied to let his mother, for which she not only set up their phones calendar, reminders several times a day and brought his cell phone to set up, notes, "I remember going blind date" five words.

He went to work the next day, a busy work forgot to give this matter, came to work at noon suddenly the alarm rang, just passing colleague next to him, one saw. He still remembers his colleagues are also sister to see his eyes, being mixed with unexpected disappointment, since then never had to bring him food.

Later, sister to leave, and have other people gossip with him, saying that his sister would have liked, although looks not very good, but there was a bookish, polite as pie, did not think could be so much hunger. Thirst.

Looks less like Wangyi Kun: "love with hunger and thirst have a dime.?!"

Not to mention the tragedy Wangyi Kun, wild adventure after the broadcast, the ratings steadily rising, especially in the last high. Tide period, the ratings go-ahead has been pressing their direct a variety show, the first step in the same time variety show segment ranked third in national ratings!

The next set of programs to celebrate the official micro-micro-Bo, circle all the guests. Jing Ling forward microblogging congratulations, commentary, fans also congratulations, congratulations he microblogging fans exceeded 20 million mark. This King Ling glanced at the number of fans, actually really breaking twenty million, and he remembered last night when Bo everyday more, nearly one hundred thousand short of it.

A variety show, this first episode, not to place the highest energy, rose pink one night nearly one hundred thousand, and this is just the beginning, because there are several follow-up set high. Tide in the back.

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