Reborn 80,000 Years

Chapter 402: The Terrible Ancient Secret

Chapter 402 The Terrible Ancient Secret

"Hold the grass!"

Looking at the people eating shit, Gu Tianji couldn't hold back, and burst into a foul language: "I have lived for more than forty years, and this is the first time I have seen someone eat shit!"

After Yuan Chi and the others heard this, their faces became more and more gloomy, and finally, a touch of anger gushed out wildly in their eyes.

"I'm going to kill you today!" Yuan Chi was full of anger, gritted his teeth, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth. His chest was like a volcano that exploded, and a monstrous killing intent rushed out.

However, just when he was about to continue speaking, everyone suddenly raised their heads, and they all froze in place.

The sound of "whoosh, whoosh" kept ringing, and dense balls of feces suddenly poured towards the people in front of them like rain.

Seeing this scene, everyone was instantly dumbfounded.

A strong fear welled up in their hearts.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped……!

The next moment, the feces slapped on the bodies of those Wu Zunjing experts like cannonballs, splashing a piece of feces. Within a moment, these people's hair and clothes were covered with stinky shit, and they completely turned into shit people.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Gu Tianji laughed heartlessly, as if he had returned to his childhood, the happy time when he was throwing snowballs in the snow with his friends...

"You little dolls, let you break the restriction and bully the old man, do you think that the old man's body is going to fail? It's useless? Now you know how powerful the old man is?"

"Eat the old man's trick, rainstorm pear blossom shit!"

Whoosh whoosh!

"Eat another ten thousand shit for one!"

Whoosh whoosh!

"Finally, buy two get one free, and I will give you a big gift bag!"

Whoosh whoosh!

Gu Tianji kept throwing a pile of monster feces from his hands, and it would be fine if he just threw them away. What's even more annoying, he kept muttering some strange things in the end, which made Yuanchi and the others behind him so angry that they had a myocardial infarction.

This old guy is really disrespectful!

What about the demeanor of the old man?

He even wondered, did this guy collect all the monster feces from the entire mountain?

What's even more exasperating is that they didn't even dare to use their spiritual power.

Because as long as they use their spiritual power, the shit will be shattered, evolving from shit flowers into shit powder, spraying them all over.

"Old guy, try throwing another lump!"

"Um?"

Gu Tianji frowned slightly, and said with a sneer, "I'm sorry, I hate others threatening me the most in my life!"

While talking, Gu Tianji threw out some shit.

Seeing this scene, everyone wanted to cry but had no tears.

At this moment, Gu Tianji suddenly said, "Huh? Is it empty? Why isn't it there?"

Gu Tianji picked up the storage bag and poured it down vigorously, but it was empty inside, not even half a poop particle was poured out.

there is none left?

Hearing this, everyone was overjoyed immediately, and a feeling of wanting to cry welled up in their hearts.

He suddenly felt that what Gu Tianji said was the most beautiful sentence they had ever heard since they were so old!

But he hadn't been moved for long, when Gu Tianji suddenly took out another Qiankun bag, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, everyone, I still have more than enough, I still have five or six bags after throwing away this bag! Everything is missing, but there is no shortage of shit!"

Gu Tianji laughed...

don't care.

He lacks nothing but heart.

Hearing this, everyone shook their bodies and nearly fainted to the ground. A feeling of falling from heaven to hell suddenly came to their hearts.

This guy... has five or six packs of shit?

Yuanchi couldn't take it anymore!

His whole body was covered with stinky feces, and he could hardly even see his face, and his whole body was completely turned into a mass of moving feces.

"Old man, if I don't kill you today, it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart!" Yuan Chi and the others gritted their teeth in anger. They are all strong men in Wu Zunjing, and they have infinite glory on weekdays. When did they suffer such humiliation?

An unprecedented killing intent permeated the hearts of Yuan Chi and the others.

Even in their hearts, the hatred for Gu Tianji has far surpassed Yang Chen!

Yang Chen doesn't need to kill, but Gu Tianji must die!

However, when everyone was thinking about how to kill Gu Tianji, a ball of red powder suddenly floated from the front and got into their nostrils.

"Oh? I've been recruited!"

Gu Tianji frowned slightly, and his face suddenly showed excitement.

"Ahem!" Yuan Chi coughed, and said in horror, "Old man, what did you spill on us?"

"It's nothing, it's just a medicinal powder called Soul Lost!" Gu Tianji said lightly.

"Lost soul? What is it?"

Everyone looked at each other, puzzled.

What is lost soul?

Never heard of such a thing!

"hey-hey."

Gu Tianji chuckled, but this smile became extremely obscene in the eyes of everyone.

"The so-called lost soul, to put it more complicatedly, is a medicinal powder that can stimulate the body's sex hormones. It will flow into your body along your nose, and finally emit a female hormone when you stop. And in this hormone Under stimulation, your body will continue to grow bigger!"

Hearing this, everyone was shocked, and instantly understood the meaning of Gu Tianji's words, and their faces were surprisingly ugly.

"Cough." Gu Tianji coughed, and said, "Uh, to put it simply, a lost soul is a kind of aphrodisiac. It is often sold in brothels, and you can buy a pack for five copper coins, and it can let you experience losing your soul." The pleasure of the soul! Cough cough, but... this thing has a disadvantage."

"Disadvantage? What's the disadvantage?" A drop of cold sweat slid down Yuan Chi's forehead, and he realized that he was really afraid of this guy now.

"It's not bad, it's just a small problem." Gu Tianji grinned, and said with a heartless smile: "Didn't the old man just say that this thing will stimulate your body and make your body bigger and bigger. And it keeps getting bigger..."

"That is to say, if you don't release it now, then the brothers will probably not be able to bear it, and it will explode with a bang." Gu Tianji smiled, and this smile fell into everyone's eyes, but It's like a devil.

Disrespect for the old!

Disrespectful to the old!

Everyone's faces immediately turned blue and purple.

As Gu Tianji's words fell, they actually felt an inexplicable throbbing from under their bodies, as if something was slowly expanding and was about to break out of its shell!

"You... you wait for me!"

Yuan Chi gritted his teeth, and after leaving a word, he fell into the woods behind him without looking back, and went to solve his physical problems.

And with Yuan Chi taking the lead, the people around also ran out one after another.

Solve physical problems.

After what happened today, it is estimated that this group of people will be shrouded in the shadow of Gu Tianji for the rest of their lives.

"Sigh, I didn't expect this old hero to be reduced to such a point..."

"Sin, sin!"

Gu Tianji sighed, looking at the stinky shit on his hands, he couldn't help laughing bitterly.

If this incident was seen by those old friends of his, I don't know what kind of expression they would have.

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