But the occasion that a man with many women is most afraid of appearing is the occasion where his women will come! Example: The premiere of Mr. Zombie.

Zhao Yazhi, Li Saifeng, Luo Meiwei, Wen Bixia, and Anita Mui all told Xu Cun that they wanted to watch the premiere of "Mr. Zombie" with Xu Cun.

At that time, Xu Cun said he should.

However, on January 19th, Xu Cun suddenly gave each of Zhao Yazhi, Li Saifeng, Luo Meiwei, Wen Bixia, and Mei Yanfang ten movie tickets for the premiere of "Mr. Zombie". friends and relatives.

Faced with Xu Cun's kindness, they naturally couldn't refuse - you know, not everyone can buy the movie tickets for the premiere of "Mr. Zombie".

The fame of "Mr. Zombie" is so great that in the early morning of the 19th, many fanatical movie fans started queuing up to buy movie tickets. Therefore, not only the movie tickets for the premiere of "Mr. Zombie" were sold out, but the movie tickets for the other four "Mr. Zombie" shows on the 20th were also sold out.

As a result, Zhao Yazhi, Li Saifeng, Luo Meiwei, Wen Bixia, and Anita Mui could only bring nine relatives and friends to watch "Mr. Between Lin Zhengying and Dong Wei who returned to Xiangjiang for the Chinese New Year. A possible big car crash was easily resolved by Xu Cun.

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Although it is not as strong as when they saw it for the first time, Tang Shuxuan, Chen Bosen, and Wang Zhonghan still have a dreamlike feeling when they see the opening animation of DreamWorks.

This time, Tang Shuxuan, Chen Bosen, and Wang Zhonghan are not the only people who came to see "Mr. Zombie", beside them, there are Fang Yuping, Tan Jiaming, Xu Ke, Xu Anhua, Tang Jiming, Cai Jiguang, Chen Anqi and many other colleges. send director.

It can be said that almost all the directors of Xiangjiang New Wave came to watch the premiere of "Mr. Zombie".

The opening animation is over.

As soon as the screen turned, the scene changed into the Yi Zhuang.

Xu Guanying pushed open the door of Yizhuang, went to the altar to light a handful of incense, and then went to the door and shouted: "Uncles, brothers and sisters, please come back and eat!"

"The door is a guest, you first." Xu Guanying walked to the curtain and pulled it hard - a row of zombies wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms with yellow symbols on their foreheads suddenly appeared.

Afterwards, Xu Guanying held oil lamps and burned incense on each coffin...

Suddenly, the incense offering on one of the coffins was dragged into the coffin!

Seeing this, the hearts of the audience tightened!

Xu Guanying put another stick of incense on the coffin, but the incense was ejected! Then, Xu Guanying was bitten by the skeleton, grabbed by the zombies in the coffin, counted the zombies, and was suddenly chased and killed by the zombies...

This series of atmosphere rendering has mobilized the audience's emotions, and many audiences even thought it was a horror movie.

It wasn't until the zombie was about to bite Xu Guanying that the dentures suddenly fell out and it kept gnashing its mouth. Only then did the audience know that this zombie was a fake, and it was just playing to scare Xu Guanying.

Some viewers who felt cheated cursed:

"Grass! It turned out to be a fake!"

"I'll blow your lungs, people are scary!"

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Cai Jiguang also took this opportunity to laugh at Xu Ke next to him: "The atmosphere has changed suddenly, from a horror movie to a comedy, which is a bit interesting!"

Tan Jiaming paid more attention to the shooting technique. He turned his head and asked Chen Anqi beside him: "Who is the photographer of this movie? How did the picture be shot so clearly? Moreover, this shooting technique..."

Before Tan Jiaming finished speaking, a dozen zombies who had just lost the yellow paper talisman suddenly appeared behind Xu Cun!

Seeing this, the audience's scolding stopped abruptly, and Tan Jiaming couldn't continue speaking.

Then, Xu Cun and Xu Guanying were chased by more than a dozen zombies and fled all over the room.

During the escape, the two laughed a lot. The horror atmosphere created just now dissipated completely, and the audience also began to laugh.

Just when Xu Cun and Xu Guanying were killed by these zombies, Lin Zhengying, who was upright in a commoner jacket and short jacket, and Chen You, who was wearing a Taoist robe, small glasses and a mustache, appeared on the stage.

The originally extremely powerful zombie was subdued by Lin Zhengying and Chen You in a matter of gestures. At this time, the audience had a deep impression of the superb Lin Zhengying and the somewhat spooky Chen You.

Then, Chen Yi rang the bell, and the bunch of zombies followed him. Seeing this, the audience immediately understood that Chen Youyan was a corpse chaser.

Next, Lin Zhengying, who had a righteous face, started to be black-bellied and funny, and the strong contrast made the audience in the theater burst into laughter.

Hearing the audience's laughter, Lin Zhengying's breath suddenly became short of breath—after five or six years in the film industry, he was finally recognized by the audience. How could he not be excited?

Qiu Sheng, played by Xu Cun, helps out in his aunt's powder shop. Before leaving, his aunt tells him that the girl from Yihong Yard opposite will come to buy rouge in a while.

Not long after, the eldest lady Ren Tingting played by Li Saifeng came to the powder shop, and Qiu Sheng regarded her as a prostitute who came to buy rouge, and the two started a conversation that made all the audience laugh.

Qiu Sheng: "When did you start doing..."

Ren Tingting: "You mean to learn this?"

Qiu Sheng: "Learning is the same as doing."

Ren Tingting: "My mother taught me since I was twelve years old."

Qiu Sheng: "What? Your mother taught you?"

Ren Tingting: "Yes. It's a pity that she passed away too early, so I had to go to the provincial capital to learn."

Qiusheng: "How old are you this year?"

Ren Tingting: "Eighteen years old."

Qiu Sheng: "Isn't it true that I have been doing it for six years, have you ever thought about the day when I will do it?"

Ren Tingting: "No. If I am still alive at the age of eighty, I will continue to do it."

Qiu Sheng: "Didn't someone force you?"

Ren Tingting: "This kind of thing is about interest, how can you force it? Besides, girls will like it."

Qiu Sheng: "Have you ever thought about when you quit?"

Ren Tingting: "No, I hope to pass on the knowledge I learned from the provincial capital to the girls here, and they will be very happy."

Qiu Sheng: "Just make yourself happy, don't teach others badly."

Ren Tingting: "Your thinking is too backward."

Qiu Sheng: "It's not about backward thinking, it's about moral issues. I'll stop here for today. I won't do your business. Please go back to the Yihong Courtyard across the street."

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After this hilarious dialogue, many audience members in the theater burst into laughter!

And Tang Shuxuan, who has been trying her best to transform into commercialization, suddenly understood why her film "Thirteen Mistakes" failed at the box office after hearing the burst of laughter, and also understood why her film "Tycoon Biography" was so successful. The films are out of order.

Suddenly, Tang Shuxuan came up with the thought of "it's better to leave the movie circle".

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