Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

No matter how eloquent the leader was, he fell into a state of speechlessness at this time.

I can't tell!

Praise Yang Rui? Praise him for using lab stuff to make food? How expensive is liquid nitrogen, used to make ice cream to satisfy the appetite?

Criticize Yang Rui? There are many reasons, one hundred and seventy or eighty can be mentioned without even thinking about it, but now, if you criticize Yang Rui, don't you just ask for scolding? Not to mention Academician Cai and the principal, conservative secretaries can slice you up with their fingernails and eat you raw with their eyes, commonly known as Sheng (raw) official slices.

It seems that now is the time to chat about the weather. The assistant principal with a background in geophysics resolutely stood up, touched his half-bald head, and thought: I have studied hard for 20 years and worked hard for 30 years. It's time for me to show my strength, ahem...

"Cough cough cough..." Dean Liu coughed more and faster than him, and said first: "Yang Rui, are you studying ice cream? Fluid mechanics."

The principal's assistant, who was born in geophysics, stared at Dean Liu with admiration: he is indeed the deputy director of the department who works in the front line, everything in the laboratory is research, everything in the classroom is teaching, etc. Keep in mind the laws and regulations of Jinke, which is easy to say but difficult to do!

The leaders suddenly became lively, yes, liquid nitrogen was used, even if the ice cream was made, it was a by-product of studying fluid mechanics!

Using food as experimental materials is not a waste, it is saving! Why did the teacher use crucian carp or frogs instead of mice for middle school biology anatomy? It's definitely not because the teacher wants to drink fish soup, or want to eat Tiaotiaoj, it's because crucian carp and frogs save money, and mice are so expensive, and it's not that key schools can't afford them.

Schrödinger conducted a thought experiment. Why did he think of cats instead of pigs and cows? Did he want to play with cats? Certainly not, it is because the cat saves space. If you say that there is a cow or pig in the box, you don’t know whether it is dead or alive before you open it... The listeners will be distracted at that time, and they don’t want to know about the thought experiment. You have to ask first. ,What? A cow or a pig in the box? You pretend to show me, you pretend, you pretend, what are you pretending to be! What container? What container? The container is what you want to open? Do you have a key? Are pliers provided? Did the dock workers engage in rough loading and unloading?

Why did Newton use apples instead of durians when he was engaged in intelligence improvement? Did he not know that durians are the king of fruits? Certainly not, it’s because Apple saves money. If you said that I was thinking that day, a durian fell from the sky, the audience would be distracted on the spot, and they didn’t want to know the three laws. Is that something delicious? Hanging on your head can not smell it? What? Not ripe yet? Can the immature ones fall off? Don't think that we are British and have never seen durians on trees!

All in all, Dean Liu's words activated the imagination of the leaders.

The executive vice-principal made a self-examination on the spot and said: "Our experimental conditions are indeed a bit poor. I remember that the biology department used to use broth and agar as culture media. The agar was quickly approved, but the broth couldn't be obtained. Finally There is no way, Professor Cai bought the meat with the meat ticket at home, cooked the broth and took it to the laboratory, one of them didn’t pay attention, and let the students drink half of the pot secretly, there must be something like this, Professor Cai.”

Professor Cai nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "My wife scolded me all afternoon, saying that it is an experiment that can be done with only half a pot of broth, why use a pot of broth, and then asked me to call the students to eat at home, saying It’s because there is oil and water in the stomach, so I won’t use my cleverness to find food.”

"Yes, our conditions are too difficult, the society needs to develop,

It needs the support of science and technology, the research of science and technology, and the support of social resources. This is a process that complements each other. In my opinion, it is urgent to improve the funding allocation of ion channel laboratories! "A level person can explain the situation with half a sentence, stand up with a half sentence, and complete the turning point and achieve the goal with one sentence.

The principal immediately nodded and said: "I agree, it is time for the conditions of the ion channel laboratory to improve. We can't let the heroes shed blood and tears, Yang Rui, you are the director of the ion channel laboratory, you draft an application for funding , I will go to the school standing committee to help you wave the flag."

The director of the laboratory and the person in charge of the laboratory are like the difference between a cadre with a staff and a worker without a staff, and the application for funding and the waving of the flag by the school standing committee are more like applying for a loan at a bank than going to a bank to withdraw money. Same difference.

Yang Rui, who had just carefully made ice cream with liquid nitrogen, couldn't help but burst into joy, and said, "Thank you, Principal, Academician Cai, and all the leaders. I dare not do it by waving the flag. I will definitely write the application carefully."

Yang Rui's low profile is pleasant, just like an ordinary person, who is apprehensive to flatter his superiors. If the superior responds, he will immediately feel relieved. Keep shooting, but the mood will not be good.

The principal was in a very good mood at this time, and said with a bright smile: "You call me principal, and I will wave the flag for you, and come to me in the future if you need something. Although Professor Cai is a member of the academic department, my official position is higher than him. "

Everyone laughed together, and the cooperation was perfect.

Xu Anqing, who slipped in, went crazy, what is this? Is this the normal world?

What makes Xu Anqing even more unbelievable is that Yang Rui not only did not hide his nitrous ice cream, but took it out openly, divided it into the flask with a large iron spoon, inserted a medicine spoon for taking solid powder, and handed it out to everyone , and said: "The flask and the spoon are carefully washed, and these are specially used for eating ice cream."

"Why do you need a special cup for eating ice cream?" A certain leader asked stupidly.

Xu Anqing yelled in his heart: It means that he often uses liquid nitrogen to make ice cream! It’s still very hot in Beijing in October, it’s so refreshing to eat ice cream...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Yang Rui also looked up in surprise, and said, "Because people often come to the laboratory to eat ice cream, we need to prepare more tableware."

Dean Liu glanced down at the tableware in his hand, gave up the treatment, simply scooped up a large spoonful, stuffed it into his mouth, and then froze.

Unusually delicious!

The smooth and tender taste is the biggest feature of liquid nitrogen ice cream. Not to mention that Dean Liu doesn't often eat ice cream, even the legendary ice cream gourmet is full of praise for Y nitrogen ice cream.

As an ice cream for adults, it is not very sweet in itself, but it has a good taste, but it is endless aftertaste.

After all, this is the legendary molecular cuisine.

Liquid nitrogen ice cream, laser baked noodles and so on are all basic dishes in molecular cuisine.

Even so, they were all Michelin-level at the beginning of their withdrawal. Yang Rui carefully studied them for several days in order to make them.

In terms of the price of equipment in the 1980s, molecular cuisine is really an exclusive dish that can only be prepared by advanced laboratories.

Dean Liu unconsciously licked his lips with his tongue, and said with endless aftertaste: "It seems to still smell a little bit of wine?"

"Today it's rum-flavored. I added a bottle of rum." Yang Rui pointed to the empty bottle beside him with a smile.

Looking at the English letters on the bottle, everyone immediately felt that the ice cream tasted better. Those who were not ready to eat couldn't help but taste it.

For a while, the laboratory was filled with the sound of scooping ice cream.

Xu Anqing couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and raised her voice: "It's not right to use the school's equipment to make ice cream for yourself."

Dean Liu froze, and immediately looked over with threatening eyes.

As a result, Xu Anqing was not afraid at all, and looked back like a fighter.

Dean Liu coughed and said, "Ice cream is just a by-product of research, just like you dissected a rabbit and boiled it..."

"According to the regulations, the dissected rabbits must be disposed of harmlessly." Xu Anqing replied indifferently.

Dean Liu waited to say more, Yang Rui got up and smiled and said: "Food research is different from biological research. The purpose of food experiment itself is to eat. How will you know if you have succeeded if you don't taste it."

"Research? You have eaten all the research results, what kind of research is it!" The girl with big braids behind Xu Anqing stood up and accused Yang Rui righteously.

Yang Rui said in surprise: "The research result is the process of making ice cream, the ice cream itself is just a product of research."

"How do you prove that you are studying ice cream, not for eating ice cream?" The braided girl glanced at Yao Yue who was eating ice cream, and said angrily, "You did it just to invite girls to eat ice cream."

"I admit that I did research on ice cream for the sake of eating ice cream, but what I ate was indeed a product of research, and this must be made clear." Yang Rui then opened the drawer, took out a stack of papers and said, "I wrote a thesis."

"You wrote..." Xu Anqing was dumbfounded: "You actually wrote a paper just to eat ice cream?"

Even the leader who was going to turn a blind eye and tell lies with his eyes open was full of surprise: really made a paper?

Everyone passed it on.

Yang Rui ate the ice cream, nodded, shook his head again, and said: "I didn't write the thesis just to eat the ice cream, I wrote the thesis after studying the ice cream, oh, it's mainly for guidance, the first author is Yao Yue, I'm The corresponding author and the second author have been published in "Food Science Research", with an impact factor of 1.0."

"Is it possible to publish a paper by making ice cream?" The braided girl couldn't believe it. Looking at Yao Yue again, she was even more unwilling to publish a paper while eating ice cream? What kind of world is this?

Yang Rui sighed: "Isn't this nonsense? The whole grains you eat, pork, chicken, mutton, ham sausage and green leafy vegetables, which one doesn't want scholars to do research?"

"You didn't invent ice cream..." the girl with big braids said weakly.

Yang Rui shrugged: "This is a brand new way of cooking. I refer to the research on - and it has greatly changed the making of ice cream. You will know it after you taste it."

There are two English words in a sentence, which is undoubtedly advanced research by the standards of the 1980s.

The girl with big braids stared helplessly at the cup of ice cream that Yang Rui sent over, and fell into a deep entanglement.