72 – The back of your head looks really sticky (4)

As soon as I arrived at the castle gate, I gave a signal to Ain next to me with a glance.

“Shake the torch. “The enemy will arrive soon.”

Having said this, I was hoping that those idiots would not come to the gate drunk.

But I guess Baron Sheikh was making good use of the ‘guard shift’ system even when everyone was falling down drunk…

“Huh? Uh! f*ck! Uncle Jang is dead! “It’s the enemy, the enemy has invaded!”

A loud voice filled with confusion and fear was heard from the castle wall.

Damn, it would be nice if we could just focus on drinking and not notice anything until all of our mercenaries are gathered at the castle gate. You guys can’t do that.

Ah, these bastards have no choice but to just roll around in the castle if it’s too late to notice them.

“Everyone gather together! Hold on with all your might until Captain Dalton comes with the main mercenary force! “In return, if you come back alive, I’ll make sure you grab a piece of it!”

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Everyone, including Karin, answered what I said.

“After I started working as a mercenary, I gave up the thought of dying in peace.”

“Martin, I will only trust you.”

“What’s scary about those bastards who smell like alcohol?”

Everyone spoke cheerfully, but if the worst were to happen, we would have to deal with over 200 enemy soldiers with only 5 people for a while.

Maybe that’s why, contrary to what they said, everyone seemed to be shaking and shaking their shoulders.

Although it wasn’t to the point where I was sweating all over my body, I felt cold sweat on both hands due to tension.

‘Can I do well?’

As I was thinking about it for a while, I could hear high-ranking people inside the fortress shouting in panic.

“What a disaster! Everyone, hurry up and put your guard up. Otherwise, ugh, we’ll all die.”

“Soo, stop drinking! “It’s a surprise attack by the enemy, a surprise attack!”

“Baron Sheik was right! Holy sh*t! Everyone move!”

Looking at the sound of a clear voice among the ranting men, it appears that Baron Nari, the garrison commander of this fortress, has some thoughts.

Thinking of it that way makes me feel even more fulfilled and happy.

Even though you knew it, you ended up in this situation because you fell for my own tricks, you idiot.

“I suggested a surprise attack to Captain Dalton, promising that these bastards would be out of their minds after drinking too much for today, but look at them. It was perfect. “Isn’t it funny?”

Among the noble knights, they are preparing for our surprise attack, or they are the type of people who drink alcohol in moderation…

Some people were seen not only wearing no armor, but their gait and posture were no different from usual.

“You sneaky rat-like mercenaries, I will cut off all of your heads and hang them on a pole!”

However, it seems that mercenaries, regular soldiers, and serf soldiers all drank excessively to forget the fatigue and terrible memories of war.

How could they run all the way here with weapons and then bump into each other and throw up?

“Ugh, f*ck… I’m going to die… Ugh…”

They came with swords to deal with us, but there were only a few idiots who couldn’t pull their swords out of their scabbards and just used them in vain.

“Ka, the sword won’t be pulled out?”

Still, most of them have weakened their fighting power due to the ‘drinking’, but they seem to be able to overcome the drunkenness in the face of the serious situation of an enemy surprise attack.

Although his steps were a bit unsteady, I saw him somehow straightening his back and approaching us in an attitude that made him look like he could fight.

“Holy sh*t… Kill them all!”

“I can’t believe you get involved in drinking. “Is this something a person would do?”

“f*ck, I almost got to a good place with Anna! I quit because of you guys! “I won’t leave you alone!”

I felt a little sorry for interfering with the drinking, especially for barging in and forcing me to leave when I was almost there with a girl named Anna.

So, I need to kill him as quickly as possible so that he no longer has any regrets about this world.

‘In this world full of pain, quickly retiring people from work is something that no one can do.’

“Those idiots, even though they knew we invaded, they still can’t come to their senses because they couldn’t sober up. Crazy stuff!”

“Even if a few hundred of those bastards attack you in a group, it would be nothing, right?”

“f*ck, after all, our platoon leader is a man whose head is dying, so I have a lot of respect for him.”

I wouldn’t know if it was the ‘sane’ guys who came out of the castle, but because they were half-crazed guys, everyone thought it was worth a try.

This is enough to endure once our platoon members arrive.

And just then, Lucia and the platoon members came towards us, wagging their tails.

“Platoon leader, are you late? Sorry. “I ran as soon as I saw the signal.”

It’s too late, it came at just the right time.

“No, it came at just the right time.”

At those words, she smiled and quickly waggled her tail.

I think about it over and over again, but at times like this, it doesn’t look like a fox, but like a cute dog that follows me so much.

Seeing him like that makes me want to ask him to wear a dog collar later and call me ‘master’…

I shook my head vigorously, dispelling any unpleasant thoughts and gave a firm instruction.

“Lucia, throw as strong a spell as you can at those guys.”

“Yes, platoon leader.”

Lucia pointed the eye-poppingly expensive staff I gave her at the enemy and chanted her magic.

“Give me fire to burn the enemies before me, Fireball!”

As her chanting ended, a blue fireball shot out from Lucia’s staff.

Those who were hit directly by the extremely hot blue flames suffered a painful death and were instantly reduced to ashes.

Some of the guys who were honest about their emotions because they were drunk saw that and sat down.

“Save people!”

“I don’t want to die! “I can’t die before I go back home and have s*x with Emily, damn it!”

“Mom, Mom…”

Tsk tsk, I really like how these kids are so honest about their feelings of fear.

‘There’s nothing to be afraid of if you die, so I’ll kill you all.’

“Lucia, now you step back and raise the signal. “Senior Karin, please leave a hole in the neck of the enemy knights or those who look taller behind us.”

“Leave it to me.”

“From now on, you guys are going to come out and harvest all those drunken bastards. For your information, if there’s someone in our platoon today who can’t pick off even one enemy, they’ll see me separately, so take care of yourself.”

If you see them separately, they won’t hit you or do anything absurd in the barracks.

It just tells you how helpful guerrilla gymnastics is in developing a person’s physical strength and attack power.

“f*ck, isn’t that too harsh?”

“If you feel wronged, you can cut off his head. Surely you can’t even cut off a drunkard’s neck?”

“That’s not true.”

Guys who were staggering around drunk started coming in like waves with weapons in their hands.

“Die, die. “You bastards!”

“Why do you come in and make things difficult for me when I’m drinking?”

“f*ck you, you vicious bastards!”

Hearing that we had invaded, his face seemed to have somehow driven away the alcohol, but his body seemed to be unable to come to its senses.

When I swing a mace or sword, it shakes quite a bit.

‘Are you playing snake with a mace or a sword?’

“We are doing this to make a living too, you bastards.”

I cut off their heads one by one with my sword so they would no longer suffer from fear.

The guys next to me also followed me and joined in swinging their weapons.

“Be at peace when you die!”

“If you want to live, get out of the way!”

“Everyone die, just!”

These are soldiers that I have trained with guerrilla skills and rituals, so they are not at the level of flying, but they are at the level of those who are swaying while swinging their weapons due to being drunk.

No matter how many people pushed us, we were able to deal with it firmly and calmly break our heads, one by one, without much trouble.

Even though we brought 200 people, a situation arose where we were unable to defeat one platoon.

“Get out of the way! “Lord Apocafe will kill all those cowardly mercenaries to show how strong Baron Sheik’s army is!”

Then, the guy named Apokane glared at me and walked majestically towards me, and the soldiers under Baron Seik looked at him with anticipation.

At that time, I heard the sound of an arrow passing by my ears.

The breeze, or rather the wind, was small, but felt like a storm, so it must have been the arrow that Karin shot.

“Wow, big…”

The guy who was talking about whether it was Apo Caffe or Apo Kato was unable to dodge the arrow that flew quickly and fell down while clutching his neck.

“You idiot, it’s like you want to die quickly. “It was done as you wished!”

As the enemy knight fell down in an instant, the drunken soldiers fell into such fear that they could not move their bodies.

“sh*t, sh*t….”

“Lord Apocafe shot with one arrow…”

Not wanting to lose that momentum, I started chopping them up.

He helped drunkards go to the next world by randomly cutting off their necks, legs, waist, and torso…

‘I will be happy when I die.’

I was throwing my guilt at some bastard and was sharply cutting with the attitude of an office worker who was faithful to his job, when cheers erupted from behind.

“Captain Dalton, Captain Dalton is here!”

With those words, our platoon guys opened the way for Dalton to come in.

“Martin, you crazy son of a b*tch! After all, you are the best!”

Dalton hit me hard on the back, then grabbed his sword and started cutting down the enemies.

“If you don’t want to die, surrender! “You are already surrounded!”

A man who appeared to be Baron Sheikh appeared and tried to protest those words, but…

Several banners of the Whitebeard mercenaries were already hanging on the castle wall, and archers and wizards were spread out on top of them.

“If you don’t want to die, surrender!”

At those words, Baron Sheikh gritted his teeth and put his weapon down on the ground.

“Take care of yourself, my dear friend.”

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“Yes, Captain Dalton.”

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