Quick Transmigration System: Male God, Come Here

  Chapter 656 Hello, Your Majesty the Mermaid (11)

  Bai Weiwei's temper softened, she took the half-eaten fish beside him and stuffed it into his mouth.

  The mermaid's teeth are particularly sharp.

   If she is not careful, her hand bones can be crushed with a snap.

  Vic paused, a piece of sashimi fell off his lips.

  He hesitated for a while, then let go of Bai Weiwei's wrist, picked up the sashimi, and continued to eat slowly.

  The etiquette of mermaid nobles is to concentrate, keep calm and slow when eating.

  This is elegant and noble.

  The mermaids at the bottom don't use these, of course, they just eat sharks when they catch them.

   After a while, all that can be eaten by a shark will be the skeleton.

  But the mermaid memories in Vic's mind are the memories of nobles and kings.

  So his every move has the elegant etiquette of an orthodox king.

  Bai Weiwei took the opportunity to back away, and then walked outside.

  She said: "Is this a mermaid or a Teddy, it can be used by anyone, right?"

  System: "The mermaids are sexually promiscuous, so the male lead, like humans, can be in heat all year round."

  Bai Weiwei: "..."

  —

  Bai Weiwei decided to take the route of warmth. She really couldn't use **** to lure a fish that wanted to be in heat all the time.

   No, she did a lot of psychological construction.

   Still can't convince myself, what with a fish.

   Too ruined the three views.

  She originally thought that she was enough to have no three views, but she didn't expect that after meeting a fish, she knew that she could pick up and use everything again because of her three views.

  Bai Weiwei bought a bunch of fish he likes to eat.

   Coaxed him to be happy, and then started to take out a picture book, a small blackboard, and write aoe like facing a mentally handicapped child.

   "Come on, Vic, let's learn the human language."

   Facing a fish, or a fish with poor communication, Bai Weiwei said that people of different races can fall in love, but how can they talk if they don’t understand the language?

  So learn, must learn.

  Vic was soaking in the bathtub, flicking his tail.

   He wiped out all the words on the blackboard.

   Then his beautiful eyes squinted at her, those mocking little eyes.

  Bai Weiwei endured it.

   After all, you are a fish, and you can't make things difficult for a fish.

  Bai Weiwei took out the picture book again, "Come on, Vic, read aloud, I want to go to the toilet, I want to eat, I want to dance..."

   Tear and pull.

  Vic stretched out his beautiful nails, and tore the picture book to shreds at a penetrating speed.

  Bai Weiwei said that it is a fish, and its IQ is not high enough to bear it.

  Vic reached out and threw a piece of soap on Bai Weiwei's head.

  Bai Weiwei: "..."

  He stretched out his slender fingers lazily, and ticked Bai Weiwei.

   Then he pointed to his body, motioning for Bai Weiwei to bathe him.

  Bai Weiwei couldn't bear it any longer.

  She said to the system: "Is there any mermaid cooking recipe, I'm going to braise him."

System: "Yes, first take out a blunt instrument and hit the mermaid's head fiercely. It takes the strength of a hundred adult men, because the mermaid's head is hundreds of times harder than a human's. After knocking unconscious, you need to use a diamond-cutting knife. , to chop up his bones, divide him into several pieces, steam the mermaid head, braise the fish meat, and boil the fish bone soup..."

  Bai Weiwei: "..."

  System: "It looks delicious."

  Bai Weiwei: "..."

  After listening to the recipe that the system lost its appetite, Bai Weiwei rolled up her sleeves resignedly, picked up the soap, and wiped the mermaid's body.

  She took out the bath ball and made bubbles.

  Vic stayed quietly in the bathtub, leaning his head on the edge of the bathtub, looking lazily at Bai Weiwei.

  (end of this chapter)