PUBG Nightmare Player System

The latest website: Ye Lang is actually afraid of blowing up the mentality of the RMG players. At this time, it is best to say it himself.

Professional players train hard all day long, spend a lot of time in the game, and their psychological quality is also excellent. As long as they are given a way to vent, they can adjust.

This is a circle where the bayonet sees red. No matter how good the relationship is in private, there is still a life-and-death fight on the field.

Games and life, these half-old children still don't understand, if they lose the game, they still have life.

And they may think that this is their life, Ye Lang is already an older player at 22 years old, and he has to tell them something.

Give these children a little encouragement, a little blow, and they will grow!

Ye Lang exhaled a long breath and the door opened.

"Ye Lang, I'm back!"

When Ye Lang saw Ye Tan'er's appearance, he was covered in a bag.

"Why do you buy so many things?"

Ye Tan'er smiled and sighed, "Oh, the big anchor is too hard to speak. Didn't you tell me what I want to eat and do what you want?"

Ye Lang closed himself.

I want to cook for you, but if you buy these things, you can make a full-fledged meal. Can you eat it all?

Fortunately, the refrigerator at home is big enough, three refrigerators, so it will not be wasted.

"What do you want to eat?"

Ye Lang asked.

Ye Tan'er kicked off her shoes, took a step with her slender legs, and lay directly on the sofa, "Ye Lang, look at it, you don't know, I ran a thousand meters in today's sports meeting."

Ye Lang frowned and covered his nose, "Go and wash my feet, Lao Tzu's sofa is very expensive..."

Ye Tan'er shook her little feet, "No, no, why is it expensive. Yours is mine."

After saying that, he looked at Ye Lang thoughtfully with big eyes.

this little girl,

It's getting too much, I'm your brother anyway.

"Okay, okay, you're free, by the way. Aren't other girls 800 meters away?"

Although Ye Lang didn't study very well back then, he remembers the sports meeting very clearly. It's shameful to have him without him.

All the other boys start at 1,000 meters. Only Ye Lang has a weak body. Running 1,000 meters is fatal. He can only retreat and run for 800.

Eight hundred meters is a girl's requirement.

At that time, Ye Lang was also laughed at for a while.

"Cut, eight hundred is a piece of shit, I just want to run with the boys, what's wrong with the girls, I even ran first... oh no, I'm going to take a shower, Ye Lang, hurry up and cook."

Ye Lang rolled his eyes and carried the dishes into the kitchen.

With his cooking proficiency, Ye Lang felt that when he was carrying the dishes, everything in his mind began to change miraculously.

Before, Ye Lang would only think "This thing looks so ugly, how can it be delicious?"

Now Ye Lang "This is a good thing, a big tonic, you can warm it with hot water first, hit it with cold water, thicken it, stir fry it, and serve with..."

The essence of human beings is indeed the same, and they cannot escape the law of true fragrance.

It is true that women take a bath slowly, and this world is enough for Ye Lang to be busy for a while. Since there is not much time, let's keep it simple.

So Ye Lang picked up the kitchen knife, instantly like a five-star chef possessed, "Is this the unity of man and knife?"

At this moment, Ye Lang couldn't help but glance at the cucumber and smiled evilly.

"Whoosh whoosh... ton ton ton... da da da..."

The operation was as fierce as a tiger for a while. After a closer look, I was very satisfied. This cucumber looked relatively complete, but it was actually divided up by Ye Lang. As long as you pick it up, you will find that this cucumber has been cut by Ye Lang. The shape of a dragon, and there are no breakpoints in the whole process, all are connected together.

Ye Lang clapped his hands with satisfaction, "As expected of a proficient cook, from now on, please call me Master Ye of the Eight Immortals Building."

... Half an hour later, Ye Lang looked at his work with satisfaction, four dishes and one soup, two cold dishes, two hot dishes, seaweed egg drop soup, fragrant and very pleasing to the eye.

"Ye Lang, get me the clothes, it's the one in the bag!"

Ye Lang had a black line, "You can forget this!!! How did you get admitted to Fudan University!"

"I was able to get into the test because of your homework. A young girl who just grew up, faced with a man's inhumane devastation, she could only choose to give in. Hey, do you know how hard it is to do homework in the third year of junior high? Let me You are not happy to take a dress?"

Facing Ye Tan'er's questioning, he was stunned.

Yes, this Ye Lang seems to be like this in the past, but Ye Tan'er is smart. Although she is younger than Ye Lang, her IQ is really high. She started doing high school homework for Ye Lang in junior high school. , was ridiculed by Ye Lang.

A week later, Ye Lang's face was swollen, Ye Tan'er was self-taught and did all Ye Lang's homework without any pressure at all!

This is genius!

Ye Lang opened Ye Tan'er's bag, and a fragrant smell came out.

Inside the backpack is a pair of jeans, a T-shirt, a jacket, and a pair of socks. Huh? what is this?

Curiosity killed people, Ye Lang blushed instantly after opening the rolled up clothes.

This is Ye Tan'er's Nei Nei...Fuck, he can't explain how reasonable it is.

"Ye Lang, hurry up!"

"I'm coming!"

Ye Lang bit the bullet and put the clothes in the dry area of ​​the bathroom, and then returned to the kitchen angrily to clean up.

Suddenly a scream came, "Ye Lang, who asked you to touch my clothes!"

When Ye Lang heard this, he was annoyed for a long time, "Didn't you ask me to take it?"

"I asked you to bring me the bag, who asked you to look through my bag yourself!"

...

At the dining table, Ye Tan'er pouted angrily.

"Ye Lang, I'll tell our mother."

Ye Lang spread his hands, "Go, go, I can't wait, if my mother knew that you were making such a mess, I would let you play in the mud by yourself."

"Oh, the big anchor is so confident. Let me play in the mud. When I was a child, who played in the mud and collapsed the neighbor's next door..."

Ye Lang was stunned.

No, I still have such great achievements when I was a child?

Why can't I remember?

"Hehe, why don't I remember."

Ye Lang sneered, "Don't try to fabricate it out of thin air, I, Ye Lang, didn't make it out of mud."

"Come on, you were smashed by the wall, and you were stupid for half a year. Later, it took two and a half years to recognize my parents and me before I remembered."

Ye Tan'er pouted, as if to say, don't you agree? If you don't agree, you continue to fight?

Ye Lang felt that the first half of his life seemed to be full of darkness.

Playing with mud and digging other people's walls is a shame.

The key is that when the wall is dug and collapsed, even if it collapses, I was smashed.

It's good to be injured and recuperate, but I've also been smashed stupid, and if I'm stupid, it's half a year, no, three years!

"Forget it, let it go, let's eat!"

Ye Lang immediately changed the topic. He felt that as the topic went on, he might not be able to dig out any powerful information.