Pirates: The Salary Is In Place, The Four Emperors Are Kicked Out

To be honest, if I hadn’t known that Polsalino didn’t want to be Marshal Marine, Marshal Sengoku would have thought that Polsalino’s efforts in talent collection were to increase the talent pool for his faction. In order to pave the way for his future ascendance - it's a bit like before Polsalino crossed, in the history of the feudal dynasty of China, the princes who wanted to compete for the throne would always establish a good relationship with the important ministers in advance, and support the generals. .

Of course, Marshal Sengoku was puzzled because he knew that Polsalino had no intention of taking the position in Marine.

On the top floor of the Marineford fortress building, on the open-air balcony of the Marshal's office, Reijiu, who was brought over by Polusalino and who was served with senbei tea by Marshal Sengoku, was leaning on the railing here, looking at the final fortress of justice. daily.

In addition to the non-combat warships, there are more than 100 large ships stretching on the sea, as far as the eye can see. The coastal defense heavy forts are guarding the front of the military port. Even if you don't look at the caliber, the number is enough to make your scalp tingle.

The Marine soldiers standing solemnly in the towers, the Marine giant Vice Admiral helping the warships carry heavy cargo in a quiet and orderly manner... These scenes would have a violent impact on the mind of any ordinary child, but at this time, they did not let them at all. Reijiu's heart was so turbulent.

The reason is very simple - behind her, the conversation between Polsalino and Marshal Sengoku in the office did not mean to avoid her at all. And the content of the two-heartedness towards the World Government in this conversation made her, the princess of the Kingdom of Germa, who had matured early on, feel extremely shocked.

"We are the most powerful violent organization under the World government, Marshal Sengoku. Many people even say that we are the largest pirate force in the world... We are very capable of fighting~"

"Of course, I'm well aware that the vast majority of us at Marine, including you and me, don't want to see a world in complete chaos...but if there's that need and opportunity, it's still within the framework to change this. It works, but there are many problems, and the old order system with a large number of parasites is not good, isn't it?"

"Colonel Malvern can shout the slogan of NEW Marine, and we can also be the NEW World government..."

"If there is such a day, Garp Vice Admiral will definitely be very happy, after all, he has always felt that almost all Celestial Dragons are garbage..."

"People like Sakazuki will definitely be happy, he can finally execute real justice instead of upholding the justice of the World government..."

"Well, if that day doesn't exist, it doesn't matter. After all, Marine's influence expands and his strength increases. No matter how you think about it, it's not a bad thing..."

"You know better than me that truth and justice are always within range! The right to speak and rules are the same~"

...

When Polsalino and Marshal Sengoku ended their conversation and found Reijiu, the little girl was obviously a little confused - but Polsalino didn't say much to her, not even "Reijiu, you don't want brother Sanji..." didn't tell any jokes, and led her to the accommodation in silence, as if she was thinking about something.

That's right, Polsalino let this little girl with an adult mind listen on the side, completely intentionally, and he was not worried about Reijiu leaking secrets at all - on the contrary, he was sure that Reijiu would be here. After the incident, she took the initiative to renew the "five-year employment plan" signed by her and her father...

Five years after five years, five years after five years...

Already in the exact shape of Marine and Polusalino!

- Refers to thinking.

...

The location is the Brunet Kingdom in North Blue, the current base camp of the Revolutionary Army.

In the royal palace of this kingdom, which is where Long usually works, all the senior cadres of the revolutionary army were present, and they had just concluded an important meeting—a few cadres who were not able to actually show up also used telephone bugs and video remotes. Attend.

"Then it is settled, comrades,"

The always serious leader Long smiled rarely, "If you find a reliable candidate, please contact me in time... The World Summit in Sea Circle Calendar 1508 is about to be held. This is the best time for us to send undercover agents to the World government."

"Mr. Long, I'm thinking, can we directly turn our people into big figures who can know top-secret information through the recruitment of the World government Seven Warlords of the Sea?"

"Tyrant" Xiong, who was sitting opposite the dragon in the conference room, suggested this.

"about this……"

Just as Long was about to make his point, a shock from his pocket interrupted his words.

"I'm sorry, it seems that there is urgent news."

Long explained apologetically, then took out the phone bug in his pocket, unlocked it and checked it.

"Well……"

Soon, he frowned.

(New Marine...)

"Did something serious happen? Dragon?"

The wife Lucy on Long's right did not look at his phone bug interface, but looked at him worriedly.

"It's not a serious matter,"

After thinking for a while, Long groaned, "The anti-World government organization 'NEW Marine' formed by the fallen Colonel Marine, 'NEW Marine', just sent me a contact message... They hope our revolutionary army can join them, Challenge the world government and Marine's right to speak in the phone bug network, and seize the high ground of public opinion..."

"With all due respect, I think 'NEW Marine' underestimates World government a little too much, and the goal is somewhat unrealistic... But from another angle, our senior cadres may be able to collectively certify in the phone bug network, and then Run your account as a place to promote the idea of ​​the revolutionary army..."

...

It's not the same time, but it's the same place - Marshal Sengoku's office.

Zephyr Admiral, Garp Vice Admiral, Marshal Sengoku, Marine can be said to have the highest status. These three people are now gathered together. They are sitting on the sofa with a phone in their hands like elementary school students listening to a class. They are sitting opposite them. Polusalino's narration.

Sea Circle Calendar will hold a new World Summit at the beginning of 1508, and this meeting will discuss many important issues. The Five Elders hope that Marine can create an unprecedented public opinion event and promote this World Summit...  …

"...Like what I said just now, if you want to take advantage of the telephone bug network to the greatest extent, the three of you must abandon your previous identities to a certain extent, so as to bring us World government and Marine closer to each other. The relationship with the general public, so as to gain the psychological recognition of the public and the advantage of public opinion.”

"For example, on the forum, Mr. Zephyr, don't always think that you are the highest fighting force in the World Government, ex-Marine Admiral, you should treat yourself as a retired old man called Lao Hei next door to the ordinary people's house. it is good……"

Polusallino's mouth was dry, and he hurried to take a sip of tea - the kind that was specially provided by Marshal Marine's office.

"I understand the truth, but why am I an old black?"

Zephyr Admiral frowned.

"Hahaha, because Zephyr isn't your nickname Black Arm!"

Garp Vice Admiral laughed, and then he looked at Porusalino again, "Speaking of which, Porusalino, according to what you mean, I will post my daily donut eating routine on my personal page, is that OK?"

"sure,"

Porusalino nodded, but worried that Garp would go too far, so he immediately added, "But not too often, just occasionally. What the three of you need to create for the people is one, on weekdays. The image of the old man next door, the big man at the critical moment... This contrast will make you more persuasive and inductive when you say some key words that are beneficial to our Marine and World government."

"understood,"

Marshal Sengoku nodded, "How about my first post like this? Just put a frontal photo of my office and add 'I'm Marshal Marine Sengoku, nice to meet you on the phone bug network' like this A passage of..."

"In my opinion, if this is the case, I can only give 60 points to this first post of yours,"

Porosalino stroked his chin, "Come and listen to my thoughts... In the accompanying picture, I suggest you take a picture from the window of your office downward, this perspective can show the majesty and imposing manner of Naval Headquarters. At the same time, such a high angle of view can also show your identity; in addition, I also recommend that you also take pictures of the training of our soldiers, and then in the corner, seemingly unintentionally, but intentionally display the documents stacked on your desk ...As for Wen'an, because of your status, my advice to you is to use the most simple words to say the most incredible things, such as 'It's an ordinary day again, go to Imper after processing 30 documents. Let's inspect the Red Earl, this is a rest after work'..."

Whether it’s inadvertently revealing what he really wants to reveal, or a different kind of pretentious text, the set of skills that Porusalino said about the necessary skills in the circle of friends of the earth green tea bitch really frightened Marshal Sengoku. . Judging from the latter's glowing eyes and thoughtful demeanor, Polsalino knew that he might be producing a very special Marine.

(Maybe in the future, Marshal Sengoku's daily routine will no longer be to feed goats with documents or bicker with Garp Vice Admiral, but to post photos of the Holy Land Conference? Post pictures of his medals? He induced his unruly personality in advance... …)

Seeing that Marshal Sengoku had received advice from a master like Polsalino, Garp Vice Admiral, who has always claimed to be the first person to surf the Internet in Marineford, certainly refused to let this rare opportunity go, and hurriedly asked with wide-eyed eyes. :

"Polusalino, it's no wonder that you can make the strategic flicker team stand out. It seems that you have a lot of things, so how do you say the first news of this old man?"

"There is something that can't be talked about, and I understand a little bit,"

Porusalino nodded slightly, pretending to be reserved, "According to my opinion, I think Garp Vice Admiral your first post should fully reflect your status as a Marine hero, in other words, fully motivated young people……"

"Look at this, let Kuzan freeze a piece of the sea, set up a background for you, and then you stand on the bow deck of the warship, looking into the distance with a solemn expression, the person taking the picture is from below you, making a 45-degree The upside-down shot of the corner; Wen An is simple and grand, such as 'Three days at sea, the second uncle Garp killed three pirate groups and cured my mental internal friction'..."

Garp Vice Admiral made up his mind about the picture Polusalino said, and couldn't help but laugh crookedly: "This is a good idea! It fully shows the image of the old man! That's it!"

Both Garp Vice Admiral and Marshal Sengoku were satisfied, so the remaining Zephyr Admiral took the initiative to speak without him mentioning Borussalino himself. On the one hand, it is to help Zephyr, an old man, to complete his superior tasks and master new era skills, and on the other hand, it is also to satisfy his own bad taste:

"...Yes, use your broad back to show the justice of our Marines, yes, head slightly sideways, look back..."

"It is recommended that you use a tattoo sticker to highlight Haki, just use the dragon with its teeth and claws..."

"Wenyan, what do you think of the 'Great Power Tianlong'? It means that Admiral's power is like a flying dragon in the sky..."

......

Since the appearance of the first batch of certified personal influencers headed by "Big Pirate Buggy", there have been many more analysis posts about these big figures in the phone bug online forum during this period, and the popularity is quite high.

After all, the vast majority of the residents of the Pirate World have always enjoyed discussing the powerhouse and world events. The post is not to express admiration and admiration for a certain strong man (by the way, to discuss its specific ranking), or to analyze his influence on the world by taking the major events that a strong man has done.

Therefore, when these users found out that the idols they worshiped before had actually applied for certification, and they could have a close-contact dialogue with them, they began to have a heated discussion about it like chicken blood, which is to be expected. .

Of course, limited by the quality and ability of the spokesperson, the quality of most of the relevant posts is not high, and it is full of various prejudices and stereotypes.

There are those who draw attention for the people they admire, and they want to post it to all the people who reply; there are also those who devalue some certified big Vs, thinking that such people can find followers through certification, why is the phone bug official Do not pass your own application requirements.

In short, the average person refreshes the homepage and glances at it, which is really a pain in the head.

However, in addition to this, there are also some posts that can be called dry goods. With their excellent content, they stand out and firmly occupy the forefront of the hot post list.

For example, a user who was secretly bought by Marine and whose forum ID is "Hate Shemales the Most in His Life" is in the top 50 of the "Forum Big V Fans Ranking List", which is updated every six hours! "In this hot post, a basic statistic is made for all the big Vs currently stationed in the forum. It not only lists the ranking list of fans, but also updates and replaces it in real time to maintain the accuracy and freshness of the ranking. .

Even in the developed network environment of the world before Polsalino crossed, this is a content that has attracted much attention, not to mention the pirate world that is still an online desert - the popularity of this post has been thrown away directly. The second place in the hot post list has hundreds of thousands of popularity.

After all, no matter who the fans are, and even many big V users themselves, they are quite concerned about the changes in the ranking of the number of fans on the entire site, but the official phone bug did not display this statistical data in the background, so that most People are quite dissatisfied.

Therefore, it is conceivable that most people are surprised by the appearance of this post.

What's more, many people found that "the most hated ladyboy in my life" is not only a senior user of the forum, but also one of the three trainee moderators of the "Grand Line" section, although I don't know why it started at a certain point in time, this There has been a 180-degree reversal in the direction of Da Lao's speech, but in terms of the credibility of the ranking given by the post, it is undoubtedly quite guaranteed.

It is worth mentioning that most of the people in the top 50 of this list counted by MR.3 take it for granted, and their ranking is proportional to their strength and reputation, with only two exceptions - one. It's Buggy, who calls himself a big pirate, and the other is Fina Rear Admiral, Polsalino's secretary.

It is normal for Buggy to be on the leaderboard. After all, he is the first person to eat crabs, just like a pig standing on the tuyere. Even if he is not good, he is brought up by momentum; Admiral, compared to the other big bosses on the leaderboard, the reason why she is on the list is actually a bit subtle.

In the world before Polsalino traveled through, there was a great man named Xun Geer who once said: "Lust is the primary productive force that drives human progress."

When he first saw this sentence, Polsalino, who had just finished some indescribable movement and fell into the sage mode, didn't take it seriously, but when his sage mode passed, he admired the incisiveness of this sentence. It's a five-body cast.

Therefore, with Fina Rear Admiral, a female secretary who is very good looking and has an incomparable figure, some of the news posted by Porusalino on her forum are all pictures that can be directly saved as the desktop background of the phone bug. Not a single word.

Of course, Polusalino didn't put any excessive pictures, but similar to the long legs and the like, it can be said to be a masterpiece. Whenever he saw that someone in the comment area noticed that a man (his) hand or other parts appeared in the picture of Fina Rear Admiral, and then let out a collective wailing of envy and hatred, Polusalino felt in his heart. Incredibly comfortable.

As the saying goes, objects and conjugal love are used for show, and the happiness is doubled after the show.

......

Apart from the two exceptions of Buggy and Fina Rear Admiral, there is actually an exception in the top 50, but unlike the two of them, this exception means that the ranking is greatly inconsistent with the person's own strength and fame.

That's right, she is the strongest woman known to the pirate world, and without a doubt the BIG MOM of the world's top powerhouse.

Compared to Whitebeard's top 10, Kaido's top 15, and BIG MOM's No. 47 is a bit of a stretch -- and it's still falling.

To be honest, for pirates like Whitebeard and the others, their interests are not so important to them. It can even be said that in front of their own preferences and face, the so-called interests are not worth mentioning. So in the cake island in the waters of Totto Land, it was to be expected that BIG MOM, who felt disgraced, was furious.

"Huh? Who can explain to Lao Niang why Lao Niang has so few fans and ranks 47th!

! "

In the castle of Cake Island, BIG MOM crushed the phone bug in his hand and roared in filial piety angrily. For a monster like her, the entire Cake Island trembled with anger.

"Stop your anger, Mom! Stop your anger!"

Charlotte Perospero, the eldest son of the Charlotte family, hurriedly reassured, the cold sweat constantly oozing from his forehead showed how flustered he was at the moment.

"I've asked my younger brothers and sisters to notify all those with phone bugs in our territory to follow your account, and it won't be long before your ranking will rise!"

"I don't want to go up, I want to surpass Whitebeard, Kaido and the three bastards with red hair!

Also, why does this Marine have more young women than old women!

! "

(Because they are very powerful and good-looking... not like you, as soon as they entered the station, they posted a very fierce news, and also posted your selfie, even as your son, I can't appreciate it your looks!)

On the surface, Perospero, who is serious but is actually an old critic who secretly paid attention to Fina Rear Admiral, certainly wouldn't say what he said in his heart, so he frantically thought about reliable reasons and excuses, and hurriedly said: "Mom! Don't be angry! I think this is an objective reason!"

"The inhabitants of our territory are themselves fewer than Whitebeards, and in terms of sphere of influence, we..."

Perospero couldn't go on, because he found that BIG MOM was staring at him with an extremely terrifying expression, and those huge eyes were already full of angry bloodshots.

"Dang, of course, this is just a trivial reason, our Pirates are still very strong, Mom! I definitely didn't mean that we were inferior to them!

The real, real reason is that... they are all discriminating against women! "

As soon as he said these hurried words, Perrospero felt that he was extremely witty, and hurriedly continued to say while he was still clear: "Look! Even if you include your mother in the top 50 of the ranking, you will not be able to. There are only five women, and the number of men has reached 45! Nine times the gap, this is blatant discrimination!

"

"Think about it before, Marine used different names for you and them, they all called them a big pirate, you are a terrible woman... What is this not that discrimination?! Let the sun shine in our nations. , I saw this situation, and I was shaking with anger, and my hands and feet were cold, Mom!

"

"......you're right,"

After a moment of silence, BIG MOM said solemnly, she seemed to calm down suddenly. But Perospero's heart not only did not let go, but hangs even more fiercely - he deeply understands BIG MOM's character and habits, and he knows that this is the expression of BIG MOM's extreme anger.

Sure enough, BIG MOM laughed in anger, and said coldly: "It was like this when I was on Captain Rocks' ship. Although the strength of the old lady is placed there, the old lady knows that they still discriminate against the old lady..."

"......very good!

The lady understands!

"

"Pirates have always robbed what they want! Perospero! Pass on the order of the old lady! Ready to go to war!

"

"Go, go to war?"

Perospero was a little stunned for a moment, "Mom, who are we going to fight with?"

"Who else?! With Kaido, with Whitebeard!

With that red-haired kid!

! The old lady should count the new hatred and the old hatred together!

! "

BIGMOM roared filial piety, "Attack their territory and rob their inhabitants! Let everyone who has a relationship with them pay attention to the old lady!

Let these three guys kneel on the ground and say they shouldn't discriminate against women!

! "

"The war is on! Perospero! This is a battle for fans and a battle to regain the dignity of women!

! "