Pirates: The Salary Is In Place, The Four Emperors Are Kicked Out

Of course, Porusalino was not aware that his leisurely work life was about to end. In fact, he had just woken up from a coma, and then quickly fell into a major doubt about life.

Because he specifically explained why Zephyr Admiral asked Fina and Gion to take care of him before he fell into a coma, Polsalino actually had high expectations for being taken care of while he was in a coma.

According to his vision, everything should be like this:

She fell into a coma - Fina Rear Admiral and Gion, the two proud beauties Marine, helped herself back one by one - Fina Rear Admiral, who had a negative relationship with her, undressed herself and then used Gion wiped the towel, and Gion, who had a normal relationship with him, watched shyly—in order to avoid the comatose self-wetting the bed, Fina Rear Admiral and Gion shyly helped themselves to the toilet, and they were in a hurry... In short, it made people feel Very addictive Japanese light novel plot!

However, the fact is that the general process of his assumptions is correct, but there are differences in some details-Fina Rear Admiral and Gion became the male nurse No. 1 and the male nurse No. 2 from the medical department. , the shy expression turned into the excited expression of the two, and the hurriedness turned into up and down...

When Polusalino was in that state of being about to wake up, he could clearly feel two pairs of powerful hands massage his entire body. From the arms to the chest to the lower abdomen... These two hands are extremely careful, not missing any part; the strength is also moderate in size, and quite skillful.

(Fina, Gion, and the others never imagined that there is such a massage technique...comfortable! Isn't that what I joined Marine for this kind of enjoyment!)

Compared to Gion, Fina Rear Admiral has been fighting in Marine for longer and her hands are rougher, so Polsalino judged by feeling that the pair that was massaging his left arm was rougher. The owner of the hand is Fina Rear Admiral; and the owner of the slightly more delicate hand that is massaging her calf is Gion.

(Since it's Fina...)

With this thought in mind, Polsalino woke up and looked at "Fina Rear Admiral" with a smile that he thought was very handsome, ready to say hello in a sunny way.

"Yo! Fina, how...???!!!"

Polsalino could no longer speak, the original smile on his face froze, and his body was like a robot stuck in gears, completely unable to move.

"...Polusalino Rear Admiral! You're awake!!"

Male nurse No. 2, whose arms were thicker than Porusalino's thighs, met Porusalino's gaze with three points of surprise and seven points of reverence.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly !!"

Sad voices echoed throughout Marineford.

This day is the darkest day of the traveler Polsalino.

...

Time is a very wonderful thing. Even though there is no change in itself, people will have obvious differences in how it feels. When you are busy, you will feel that time passes quickly, and a long time has passed in a flash; when you are free, you will feel time. It goes by so slowly that the day seems to have more than 24 hours.

Since the World Summit, Marine has embarked on a three-month World Recruiting Program. Polsalino thought that he had nothing to do with him, but he did not expect that Marshal Sengoku suddenly arranged him to be the head of the North Blue division of the world recruitment, and was solely responsible for the recruitment plan of North Blue.

Polsalino used various reasons to refuse at first, but as a result, Marshal Sengoku directly said to him, "The appointment of Vice Admiral is about to start...", so Polsalino brought Gion and Fina Rear Admiral with him. Pidianpidian ran to North Blue.

After entrusting the conscription to his deputy Fina Rear Admiral and Colonel Malvin, the North Blue's head of the land, Polsalino threw himself fully into the phone bug network project.

This plan is the most difficult thing Polsalino has done since he crossed over. Just integrating the complex network technology of the Digimon world is enough to make any ordinary person dumbfounded, let alone complete the adaptation work of the Pirate World. .

But fortunately, Porusalino's brain is no longer a human brain, but can be called a "light brain", and there are also a large number of technical Digimon in the Digimon world - they assist Poru Salino carried out the attack on the phone bug network technology, and successfully built a usable phone bug network at the beginning of the third month of North Blue's world recruitment.

Of course, although in the initial stage, the network plan relied on the biological wave communication between the phone bugs and did not require physical lines, but in the later stage, especially after the number of users and the distance of use increased sharply, the physical lines Cable is required. Therefore, Polusalino also called the Doflamingo, who ate the String-String Fruit, to North Blue.

Doflamingo was called to North Blue to temporarily stay in the best hotel on Puerto Rico Island, the most prosperous island of North Blue and also very close to the North Blue Marine branch, where Polsalino met their family. Doflamingo himself usually roams freely here, and every three days Polusalino comes over to give him an hour-long class.

The teaching content includes the composition of network cables, the manufacture of network cables, the precautions for laying network cables...

Just as Polsalino once opened his mind and wanted Sakazuki to do a thermal power plant and Kuzan to do an air conditioner - Doflamingo, who ate String-String Fruit, was a pirate in Polsalino's eyes The most pivotal figure in world modernization.

Why are there so many disputes in the pirate world? Why so many tragedies? Porusalino believes that in addition to the source of the evil of the Celestial Dragons group, there is also a very important point that the abilities of the capable people are not used by science, and they are all used to fight! If these almost anti-scientific abilities can be used to increase the productivity level of the entire world, why would Roger and the former Nika bother so much!

Therefore, although Polsalino often saw people saying that Doflamingo's fruit ability is suitable for conceptual development, such as lifeline, fate line, etc., but in his opinion, compared to these mysterious and mysterious Modern cables such as things, network cables and wires are the direction Doflamingo should go!

What is the pattern!

Closer to home, after everything was in place, on the first Sunday of the third month of Polusalino's North Blue World Recruitment Program, the Phone Bug Network program was piloted in North Blue. The location is where North Blue has the most phone bugs and where Polusalino once joined Marine, North Blue Marine Branch.

This morning, Colonel Malvern was dining in the Marine cafeteria, and his personal messenger, Corporal Ayton, rushed in in a panic.

"Colonel Malvern! Colonel Malvern!"

Colonel Malvern, who had just finished the dinner and was drinking the soup after the meal, could not help frowning, turned to look at Corporal Ayton who was running towards him, and scolded with a sullen face:

"You're in a panic, what are you doing? Do you still look like a Marine! Fina Rear Admiral and others from the headquarters are still at our base. Are you trying to make them look down on the spirit of the marines in our base?"

"Hug, sorry! Colonel!"

Corporal Ayton breathed a sigh of relief, and then said loudly, "...but it's really bad! Colonel! All the phone bugs in our base have stopped working!"

"What did you say?!"

Colonel Malvern's eyes widened, and his voice was too loud, causing the rest of the sailors in the dining hall to look sideways.

"All the phone bugs in our base stopped working?!"

"Yes... The technicians really can't handle this, so they came to you, Colonel!"

Corporal Ayton replied.

Although the phone bugs are dormant on weekdays, Colonel Malvern is very clear that in order to ensure the normal operation of the base, the phone bugs in the North Blue Marine branch base under his jurisdiction do not sleep for the same time - change In other words, they all really stopped working, not collectively hibernating.

The thought of the more than 100 phone bugs in his base collectively stopped working, Colonel Malvern's heart could not help but tremble. As Marine's vital armament, every phone bug in the North Blue branch is approved and then distributed by Naval Headquarters. Its importance and preciousness are no less than the latest heavy artillery.

"Quick! Quickly take me there!"

Colonel Malvern urged hastily.

"Yes!"

Corporal Ayton ran with Colonel Malvern, and five minutes later, the two arrived at the communication room where the phone bugs were now gathered.

The communication room, which normally only has sound when sending and receiving messages, is like a hot pot with boiling water. Not only are the civilian seamen in charge of communication in the base crowded, but these seamen are still inside the door at the moment. Outside pacing anxiously.

And when Colonel Malvern entered the door, these civilian marines seemed to have seen the backbone, and they all showed their surprises, and they gathered around and shouted:

"Colonel!"

"Colonel Malvern!"

"You are finally here!"

...

Although it is estimated that he can't solve the problem, Colonel Malvin is very clear that as the top commander of the base, he can't panic at any time, otherwise everything will really be over. So he nodded calmly, biting his head and said:

"Don't panic! You let me go first, let me see the situation of these phone bugs!"

The civilian marines who had surrounded them immediately gave way to Colonel Malvern, revealing the desk with the phone bugs behind them.

Colonel Malvern's attention was instantly attracted - the rows of phone bugs on the table, no matter the size or type, all with their eyes closed, drooping and motionless, looking lifeless, look at He was in a throbbing, almost fainting.

Especially the much larger videophone bugs and telecommunications bugs among these phone bugs, which are almost equivalent to half a warship on the military application form that the North Blue branch submits to Naval Headquarters every year...

"What happened to these phone bugs when they stopped working? Who do you know?"

In the face of Colonel Malvern, who had a gloomy face, as if the guilty pirates had escaped from him, these civilian sailors did not want to speak first, so they bowed their heads in unison, for fear that they would become the object of accountability.

Colonel Malvern looked at them looking down and didn't dare to speak, shook his head slightly, and simply called his name directly.

"Libal, talk about it."

"Ah... ok!"

Captain Libal, who was named by Colonel Malvern, was agitated at first, and then quickly organized the language: "...Not long ago, er, that is, an hour ago, all the phone bugs in the base were without warning. Suddenly paralyzed and stopped working at the same time... At first we thought they entered the normal sleep state, but we couldn't wake up... The technicians in the base also tried to repair, but so far, there is still no Effect……"

"...In other words, we have completely lost contact with the headquarters and the outgoing cruise ships. If it continues, there will be pirate disturbances nearby, or if there is an emergency order from the headquarters..."

Captain Libal didn't say the last sentence, but at this moment, everyone in the communication room, including Colonel Malvern, realized the seriousness of the problem.

Just when Colonel Malvern stared at these phone bugs, his eyebrows huddled together, and the atmosphere in the entire communication room was as oppressive as a deep sea that could suffocate people to death, there were more than a hundred phone bugs on the table. Then, the biggest pink video phone bug suddenly made a sound of "Blu".

Everyone in the communication room immediately turned their attention to the phone bug.

"That phone bug made a noise just now! Did it?!"

Colonel Malvern asked excitedly.

"Okay, it seems so!"

"It's loud! I hear it!"

"I heard it too!"

...

In the face of his subordinates' gossiping answers, Colonel Malvin chose a more direct and accurate verification method-he walked directly to the big phone bug and raised it with both hands.

"You spoke up just now, didn't you?"

"..."

There was dead silence in response to Colonel Malvern—the phone bugs, and his subordinates.

"Cough cough..."

Colonel Malvin also realized that his actions were a bit stupid, he cleared his throat quickly, and prepared to make up a reason to explain a little to his subordinates. However, at this time-

"Bru."

"Bru."

"Blood."

...

Including the big video phone bug in the hands of Colonel Malvern, more than 100 phone bugs in this room made sounds one after another, and all opened their eyes.

"Colonel! The phone bugs are back!"

"They seem to be normal!"

...

"Ah, I... what the hell?!"

Colonel Malvern couldn't help showing a look of joy. Just when he was about to say something, the phone bug in his hand suddenly opened his mouth and spat out an envelope with a "pop".

After being stunned for a while, Colonel Malvern first put the phone bug on the table, then turned around with a gloomy face, looked at his subordinates, and roared:

"Who the fuck did you feed the phone bug with letters?! It's eaten up!!"

"No, no! Colonel!"

"We didn't feed the phone bugs! Colonel!"

"We don't! Colonel!"

...

"You didn't feed, so what's going on?!"

Colonel Malvern pointed angrily at the letters on the ground.

These civilian sailors, look at me, I look at you, and finally Captain Libal, who answered the question before, said:

"Colonel, although I don't know what this letter is about, these phone bugs stopped working so abnormally is definitely not because they have eaten their stomachs. Because there is only one letter here, and there are so many phone bugs that stopped working. It's impossible for them all to eat the letter, and they all eat their stomachs at the same time..."

"What about this letter?"

Colonel Malvern frowned, crouched down, and picked up the letter.

The envelope of this letter is made of ordinary paper. It is very new. Although it has no words, it has an unknown transparent mucus.

Colonel Malvern simply ignored the slime and opened it up.

Inside the opened envelope was a square white piece of paper full of words, with a line of bold red and bold headlines right above it:

"You and I Work Together! Enter a new era of communication! 》

"What the hell..."

Colonel Malvern murmured, and continued to read in confusion.

"Dear Customer: Hello!"

"First of all, today is October 1, 1499 of the Sea Circle Calendar. On this ordinary but special day that means a lot to you and me, we would like to express our sincerest greetings and thanks to you on behalf of our phone bug family!"

"Thank you for choosing our phone bug group as a communication tool, not the immature guys like the sound transmission conch and the sound transmission shell that have disappeared in the long river of history - by the way, there is a reason for their disappearance. , because their service is really bad!"

"In the past hundreds of years, in order to thank you for your trust, our phone bug family has been working diligently, just to give you a better communication experience. It is no exaggeration to say that our family will Your communication is our duty and mission!"

"The more you serve, the more honored, the more honored, and the more you wake up! We have not stopped because of our past achievements, but constantly reflect on our shortcomings and what else we can do for you."

"Pocket phone worms can't make calls across the island, only short-range paging communication; large phone worms are too few to meet people's growing needs; ordinary phone worms have good and bad communication quality, and once the distance is too far, it will be intermittent... ...We see these problems in our eyes and hurt in our hearts!"

"Fortunately, all of the above has become a thing of the past! All your dissatisfaction with us in the past will be resolved!"

"In the past few decades, there have been more than 10,000 experience and technology exchange meetings within our clan. Through mutual exchange, learning and discussion, we finally came up with a mature plan. And starting from today , to upgrade and update the phone bug compatriots all over the world one after another!"

"Please forgive us for not being able to inform you about this upgrade in advance due to the urgency of time. Please forgive me for the trouble and inconvenience caused to you! But we believe that after seeing the next new communication service, you will Will be so delighted that I leave these little unhappiness behind!"

"Of course, you can only reap what you pay for. The world is fair. In the process of our clan's difficult evolution in order to improve the communication function, we have made too much effort. Therefore, in the following days, we have to communicate with There is a small fee for other functions. But we assure you that this fee is extremely low, anyone can afford it, and it will 100% be used for your communication services and enhance your communication experience!”

...

(Telephone worms have to charge?)

Seeing Colonel Malvern here, he couldn't help but feel a very strange feeling. It was like one day the oceans all over the world suddenly became conscious, and a notice was sent to all mankind, saying that in the future, ships on the sea would need to pay tolls... …

(Will the World Government agree to the charging behavior of the phone bugs? The world government is the most important and most important institution using phone bugs in the world...)

With that in mind, Colonel Malvin continued to look down—he didn't know that Polusalino would also control the phone bug to send the same note to the Five Elders, but changed the purpose of the charges to "these charges" 50% will be handed over to the World government to ensure the credibility of our family, and the remaining 50% will be used for user communication services", and also showed a no-fuss attitude.

Porusalino understands that no matter how strong and developing a private enterprise is, it is only a private enterprise. Only by pulling in the World Government and turning it into a "guo enterprise" can it continue to do so, and it can become bigger and stronger with the help of the latter's power. !

"The first is the exclusive number! Starting today, all phone worm larvae around the world will generate a unique and special number on their surface since birth, which we call the phone number - after the ninth hundredth in our clan The 81st plenary meeting discussed and decided that only phone bugs with phone numbers will be able to use the communication service in the future!"

"How did the philosopher say it - only standardized service is good service!"

"Of course, there is no need to worry about the adult phone bugs that have been put into use. Users can apply for a dedicated phone number (the number is random). The specific application method is to press and hold the '*' key on the dial pad and say 'Apply for my phone number' ' This sentence; for some phone numbers with special numbers, such as consecutive numbers and repeated numbers, we will sell them. Those who want to get them can press and hold the '#' key on the dial pad and say 'buy vanity numbers' 'This sentence."

"After that, the communication between the phone bugs will be carried out by dialing the phone number, and the call cost will be borne by the caller - not affected by any factors such as distance, weather, space, etc. With the tiniest phone bug, you can call from East Blue to West Blue as long as you know the number!"

"Each phone number will be billed according to the communication service selected by the user at the end of each month, and all charges will be charged on the day the bill is issued. The following is the specific content of each service package you can choose from and price list.”

"Additional statement: If no service plan is selected, the phone bug can only make the most basic intra-island calls and is charged at 100 baileys per minute."

"1888 Bailey's Smart Package - Users who purchase this package can get 30 minutes of free calls every month and 30 Fetions from us! Affordable, the best choice!"

"2888 Bailey's Enjoy Package - Users who purchase this package can get 100 minutes of free calling rights and 100 Fetions from us every month! Sky South Blue North, enjoy calls!"

"3888 Bailey's exclusive package - users who purchase this package can get 500 minutes of free calls and 500 Fetions from us every month! Not all packages are called exclusive!"

"8888 Bailey's Unlimited Package - Users who purchase this package can get unlimited free calls every month and unlimited Fetions from us! Unlimited packages, unlimited possibilities!"

"Note 1: The new contact method developed by Fetion for our clan is simply that text transmission can be performed between two phone bugs (the number of characters in each transmission is limited to 50 words)."

"Note 2: After the monthly call bill is issued, if the user fails to pay the bill in time, then we will shut down the phone bug! The phone bug can only be used again until enough charges are paid! What did the philosopher say? Coming? For a horse to run, it must be fed!"

"Note 3: 100001001010086 is our customer service phone number. If you have any doubts about the use and want to make suggestions about our services, please call this phone number. We sincerely welcome your calls!"

"Note 4: More new services are in development! Stay tuned!"

...

After reading everything written on this piece of paper, Colonel Malvin fell into deep contemplation - if this upgrade service of the phone bugs can be implemented all over the world, then it will really be "changed".

You must know that, for a long time, the advantage of using large telephone bugs for long-distance communication has been mastered by only a very few people: World government, large pirate groups, various royal families... And even these very few people have mastered long-distance communication , but in fact neither the quality of the communication nor the reliability of the communication is particularly good. The upgrade of the phone bug family has turned long-distance communication into a convenience that everyone can enjoy, and they promise to guarantee the quality of communication!

In addition, the new service Fetion launched by the phone bug clan this time may be just a novel way of contact for ordinary people, but from the perspective of an old Marine and a Marine officer, Colonel Malvern is undoubtedly a new service. A new feature of significant strategic value.

Marines in the past were not phone bugs without text transmission, but such phone bugs were extremely rare and could only be held by high-ranking Marine generals. Marines who are out on investigative intelligence and undercover missions usually require approval for at least two months to obtain one such text-transmitting phone bug, and this phone bug is often shared by a team.

Therefore, in most cases, these marines who perform investigative intelligence missions are often only able to carry ordinary miniature telephone bugs. A little bit of inattention, the sound of "Blu Bleu" can cause the mission to fail, and more importantly, expose the sailors on the mission to danger.

And if the Fetion function opened by the phone bugs can be used in the future, then the rare Rear Admiral of the tiny phone bugs that can transmit text will no longer be a problem (all phone bugs can transmit text), and the seamen who perform reconnaissance and undercover missions on the front line They can also contact the rear more safely and conveniently.

Finally, the price set by the phone bugs for their new service, in Colonel Malvern's opinion, this price is very fair, even a little cheap. After all, the phone bug itself is not a cheap item. For those who can use the phone bug, this little cost is only a trifle for them.

It's just... What kind of attitude and measures will the World Government, which is the biggest user of the phone bug, have to face it?

"Colonel, what exactly is written on this piece of paper? Is it something extraordinary?"

Seeing that Colonel Malvern looked at this paper seriously for a long time, and fell into deep thought after reading it, Captain Libal couldn't help but ask.

"See for yourself."

Colonel Malvern, who was not in the mood to explain anything, handed the paper to Captain Libal, who began to read, and the rest of the civilian marines in the communication room also gathered around.

While his subordinates were reading the upgrade notice, Colonel Malvin picked up a black phone bug on the table-the phone bug that was usually placed in his office on weekdays, it could be said that it was him 's exclusive phone bug.

(Is it my illusion? I always feel that these phone bugs have more agile eyes than usual...)

With that in mind, Colonel Malvin secretly pressed the "*" key on the dial pad on the soft belly of the phone bug, and whispered the words "Apply for my phone number".

"..."

"Fuck! Nothing happened, shouldn't it be a lie..."

Just when Colonel Malvern felt a little suffocated on his face and was so suspicious, the phone worm in his hand suddenly vibrated and began to speak!

"Dear customer, hello! We are wholeheartedly, only very satisfied for you! Your exclusive phone number has been successfully applied, the number is: 233333333! Congratulations!"