Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder

Feng Tingyun gave instructions to his son, for a while, you will do this, then do that, and finally...

The little baby nodded seriously. In fact, the left ear went in and the right ear came out. The father didn't remember anything after the father said it. But looking at the expectant face of the old father, the little baby felt that he could not disappoint his father.

Feng Tingyun was not relieved, he looked at his son and asked again, "Have you remembered?"

The little speaker nodded very positively, "Remember!"

"Then you repeat what Dad said just now."

...

After a long silence, the barking police horn scratched his little cheek awkwardly, "Dad, or you can say it again."

Feng Tingyun almost poked over, he knew it!

Feng Tingyun said to his son as briefly as possible, “You first come to your mother and make a shining debut to attract their attention. Then he said to his mother: This beautiful lady, that gentleman would like to invite you to dinner. "

"At this time, my mother will be ecstatic when she sees us, and leave the rest to Dad to do."

He wants the man in the suit to know how much he is.

The baby nodded, now the baby remembered!

"Go, Dad waits for your good news."

The little horn walked over with his short legs, and my father said he wanted to make a shining appearance. How could it be shining. If it's not shiny enough, will it affect Dad's plan? The little baby thinks a little too much and gradually deviates from the focus.

How did Wang Wang police come out? Aircraft cannon! But the little baby has nothing to do. Little Horn thinks that his appearance should be a little cooler. First, a carp jumps to the dragon gate and then a golden rooster independent, white crane spreading its wings.

The man in a suit was still beside Wei Xue and invited her to dinner, even though Wei Xue had refused, he still refused to leave. Just when Wei Xue was impatient and wanted to drive him out, a small ball came into view.

The dumpling huffed on the ground, and then hit the ground and planned to roll for a week. The baby's movements have been designed, rolling around and sweeping the legs, the baby kneeling on one knee and saying lines.

Wei Xue was startled first and then reacted. No wonder Feng Tingyun hesitated during the video yesterday, saying why he should go to bed earlier and hung up the phone. It turned out that she came with her son. She looked around subconsciously, and Feng Tingyun suddenly hid under the table.

Wei Xue hadn't seen where Feng Tingyun was. The man in the suit was happy to see, he tugged at Wei Xue's sleeve, "Look at that kid, it's so funny, he can't turn it over."

The little speaker touched his painful head, **** it, it's so simple what the Wangwang team did, why can't the baby do it.

He decisively gave up this action, and then prepared for the next leg sweeping. The little horn swept over with one leg. Don't sit on the ground under your feet. His face was filled with confusion, and he sat down with his legs crossed.

Wei Xue's fists were already hard, and Feng Tingyun's **** was hiding in the classroom and watching his son roll around.

Little Trumpet didn't know that his elaborate appearance ceremony seemed to her mother to be a tortoise rolling. Wei Xue walked straight towards him. Little Trumpet felt that it was time for him to speak.

The man in the suit is too insightful. He still follows Wei Xue, chattering in his mouth, "Oh, who's this kid? What a mother looks at, I don't even care about a child."

Wei Xue turned back to look at him abruptly, "What do you mean, what do you mean when a mother doesn't care about children. Children are reproduced asexually? Why don't you say that they are fathers?"

The man in the suit raised his hands and surrendered, "Look at you, why are you still angry? I just said by the way, I respect women. I look at you and feel very kind. Independent women like you really let us start their own businesses. Men admire it. I was not targeting you just now. I just think that those housewives are worthless and can't even take care of their children. I was trapped by the family early and wasted social resources. I feel sad to be a woman."

It's such a **** thing, Wei Xue is going to disgust, really polite people don't make comments on anything casually. His aloof appearance is not sad, he obviously looks down on women.

She looked at the man angrily, her face could no longer maintain her politeness, "What kind of thing are you pointing here, do you think you are the lord of the world, you are sad for women? Did you chop Dior? There are so many father-in-laws in Dongchang, which green onion do you count?"

Wei Xue has become more and more vigorous since he came out to play alone. In the past, the family members and children were contacted by small speakers at home. Now, after he comes out, he has to deal with all kinds of people, rational and unreasonable. Wei Xue felt that she had become bald and stronger, and she made the man speechless.

Feng Tingyun, who was waiting to play on the side, suddenly realized that something was wrong. He suddenly rushed out and pushed the man in the suit. The man in the suit staggered into the table.

The movement was not small, the man in the suit grinned.

Wei Xue hugged the trumpet, "This is my son, and I am his mother. If you are dissatisfied with his mother, you might as well say a few more words."

Feng Tingyun frowned when he heard it. He rolled up his sleeves and he didn't seem to be a tyrant at all, "Do you have an opinion on my wife?!"

Looking at Feng Tingyun's fierce posture, the bullying and fearful man in the suit waved his hands again and again, "No, I don't."

When he reacted, he looked at Wei Xue incredulously, "Are you all a child's mother?"

Fuck, he squatted for two days. It was hard to find a young and good-looking one from this group of people. He knew that the students who came to the crash course didn't say that they had mines at home, but they also had two money in their hands.

He originally wanted to catch a rich woman for the rest of his life and not worry about it, but the child's mother was what he fell in love with.

Wei Xue sneered, "Didn't you just say that I am familiar? I will tell you why I am familiar."

The man in the suit held his breath and waited for Wei Xue to enlarge the melon. Wei Xue only felt that this kind of person was disgusting enough to make people want to laugh. Like a clown, "Maybe because I'm like your mother."

The little speaker became anxious when he heard it. He hugged his mother's neck and said, "No, no, baby don't need brother."

I don’t want such a big brother to give it to my baby for nothing.

The man in the suit's face twitched a little, he looked at Wei Xue viciously. Feng Tingyun flew up and kicked his calf, the man in the suit's legs were soft enough to hold on to the table before falling to the ground, and he ran away in a desperate manner.

People chatter as soon as they walk around. It turns out that there are such people who specialize in fishing for rich women, which is really shameless.

After solving the problem, Wei Xue, the man in the suit, had to walk outside with a small horn. Even a child could see that the atmosphere was not good. Mom is still angry, and Little Horn wants to narrow her sense of existence. But as soon as she walked out of the school gate, Wei Xue smiled as if she changed her face, and kissed her little baby so much. She really wanted to die if she didn't see the little baby for several days.

Wei Xue was still responding to the man in the suit, but she thought about why she was angry. If she was angry, she had lost her body. Besides, always being angry and frightening the children, Wei Xue tried hard to adjust herself.

Feng Tingyun followed his wife, "That...I..."

Wei Xue glanced at him, "You are amazing, now you will sneak attacks without telling me."

The little speaker corrected, "It's a surprise!"

Wei Xue sighed, very surprised. When the shock is over, it's time to settle the accounts.

Wei Xue looked at Feng Tingyun, "Where did you hide it just now, did you instruct the little horn to roll on the ground?"

Look at the child's gray body, it can't be photographed. Feng Tingyun felt aggrieved, "It's not me, I just want the little speaker to lay the groundwork, and then I will appear to shock the man in the suit."

Wei Xue looked at him suspiciously, and both of them turned to the small speakers at the same time. Feng Tingyun looked at the little horn flatteringly, "Baby, tell mom, it wasn't my dad who made you roll on the ground, right?"

"Beat it!" The little horn cheating father had no suspense.

Wei Xue was really angry, so she asked him to take the child for a few days, but the child was rolling all over the floor?

Feng Tingyun was anxious, "No, how do you slander people. How did your father tell you back then."

The little horn scratched his head, "You let the baby shine on the scene."

The little speaker was ashamed, "Baby has designed a lot of actions by himself, isn't it shiny enough?"

The couple can't laugh or cry, what's in this kid's head?

Little baby also has some regrets, "Baby design is useless."

It was the movement of rolling the body with the head against the ground for a week, but it failed due to the inflexibility of the small speaker. He sighed regretfully, "Baby will practice hard."

Feng Tingyun jumped with blue veins on his forehead, "That's not necessary."

The little horn looked at him stubbornly, "But the puffy police will do it, so how can the baby not!"

He can't fall behind either!

The trumpets who are unwilling to lag behind have all thought about it. Today's failure to play must be because the ground is too hard. When he returns to the hotel, he will try it on the hotel bed.

The young couple took their children to enjoy a candlelight dinner outside, and Feng Tingyun's act of pushing work to accompany Wei Xue was really praised by his wife.

Although she still has to go to class during the day, she can start eating, drinking, and having fun with the baby in the evening.

For the remaining few days, Feng Tingyun took the baby to play with the Jiang family during the day, and accompanies his wife to the night market for food at night. When the two of them walked in the night market holding hands, they returned to the time when they fell in love.

Wei Xue still had some regrets, it would be nice if the eldest son also came.

Feng Tingyun was also regretful, he said with emotion, "Yes, Hao Hao can take this little light bulb away when he comes, and we can live in the two-person world."

After hearing this, Wei Xue gave her husband a disgusting look, then took the small light bulb in his mouth and left. There is really no exact number, can't you tell who is a light bulb?

Feng Tingyun only felt that the autumn wind was bleak, and the clown was actually himself.

The course, which was originally finished on the last day of the holiday, was cancelled because the teacher had something to do. Wei Xue felt that she was like a sponge filled with water, waiting for the theory to be applied to practice.

Finally, after a day off, Wei Xue can relax. They are going to have a meal with the Jiang family today, and then fly home in the evening.

Grandpa Jiang Fang would practice Tai Chi in the morning when he woke up, and his grandmother practiced Baduan Jin. Under the influence of grandparents, the trumpet also felt the fun of sports. Mom and Dad rarely sleep in that day, the little baby secretly opened the door of the room and came to the next door.

It was Jiang Fang who opened the door, with half a loaf of bread in his mouth. The computer is on the dining table, and I don’t know what to do early in the morning.

Grandma Jiang Fang was happy when she saw the little baby coming, "Oh, it's a baby."

Grandpa Jiang Fang greeted the little baby on the balcony, "Little horn, come on, do you remember what Grandpa taught you yesterday?"

The little horn walked over, and Jiang Fang noticed that he didn't even wear shoes. Jiang Fang stopped the little baby, "Where are your parents?"

The little baby bit his finger, Jiang Fang immediately pulled him out, "Don't chew, it's dirty."

The little baby is very hurt, it's all the flesh of the baby, where is the distinction between high and low.

The little horn is lingering, and there is no fun if you don't chew your hands, "Mom and Dad are still sleeping."

Jiang Fang thought it was the same, otherwise he would just ran over how he would wear shoes.

Jiang Fang found a pair of disposable slippers for the little horn, and the little baby put it on like two boats. He was awkward, "Baby won't curl around."

He dropped his shoes as soon as he walked, and continued to fall after putting them on. The little baby sat on the ground angrily, and then crawled forward.

This posture ridiculously broke grandparents. Grandma Jiang Fang patted the old man, "Hahaha, look at this kid."

The trumpet is still crawling stubbornly, looking pitiful.

Jiang Fang picked him up, and the little horn immediately lay down on the carpet again without any bones. Finally, he turned over and lay on the carpet and stopped moving, "Baby, don't go anymore!"

Jiang Fang was a little helpless because he didn't know who learned this shabby appearance. Grandpa Jiang Fang walked in from the balcony, "Yeah, my baby doesn't wear shoes."

Jiang Fang was a little embarrassed, "Uncle and aunt haven't woken up yet, so I can't get my shoes."

Grandpa couldn't laugh or cry, "You ran out on your own. Just say something on your phone. Don't let Xiaofeng wake up for a while and find the child in a hurry."

Jiang Fang said it a long time ago.

Grandpa knelt down to discuss with the little speaker, "There is a carpet in the room, so you don't need to wear shoes. Then the little speaker and grandpa play Tai Chi in the room."

The little speaker nodded, and then remained motionless. Everyone looked at him with a smile. The little speaker was puzzled, "Brother, help me up."

It would make people call, Jiang Fang picked him up this time the little baby didn't fall down again.

He excitedly stance and performed what he learned yesterday, "A big watermelon, split in half in the middle, half of you and half of me..."

This is the formula of Tai Chi practice taught by grandpa to the little speaker.

His little head turned quickly, and the little speaker pointed at Jiang Fang and said, "Brother wants to eat watermelon!"

What Jiang Fang wants to eat is obviously because he wants to eat it.

Everyone teased him deliberately, "Really? But why didn't I hear your brother Jiang Fang say."

The big eyes of the little horn rolled around twice, "I heard it, baby... I said it with my belly."

"Brother's belly says he wants to eat watermelon." The little horn is about to stop saliva. "Grandpa, let's go eat watermelon, or brother should be greedy and cry!"

Jiang Fangcai was not so easy to be greedy, he squeezed the face of the trumpet, "You try to spread the rumors to me again, who wants to eat it."

The baby is determined not to let go, "Just brother, don't be embarrassed, brother! Baby please eat."

Little Horn is also a person with private money. Director Wang has already called him half of the pay, and Little Horn has already paid off his debt. The trumpet is still very rich now, and he pesters his brother to buy watermelon.

I have to eat watermelon early in the morning. My grandparents were afraid of diarrhea due to the small horn. Finally, he asked him to wait a little bit. Today, I will definitely eat watermelon.

Little Horn stayed here with grandparents for more than an hour. Mom and Dad finally woke up. Wei Xue was lying on the ground with socks and shoes in her hand, and he was unwilling to persuade him to go to bed. The little horn was motionless like a toy.

Wei Xue walked in and put on shoes for the baby. The baby suddenly came back to life, "Eat melon!"

Wei Xue said in a puzzled "Huh?" "What melon?"

The baby swallowed and didn't forget to use Jiang Fang as an excuse, "Brother is thirsty, eat watermelon!"

Jiang Fang smiled and picked up a bottle of mineral water, "I'm not thirsty after drinking water, and I don't want to eat watermelon."

The little speaker instantly became very wronged and pitiful. Wei Xue couldn't see what he meant. It was because she was greedy and deliberately used others as an excuse.

"There is watermelon where we eat at noon, get up quickly."

The little trumpet was resurrected with blood, "It takes a lot."

Usually Wei Xue restricts him to eat less, otherwise he will have diarrhea. This time Wei Xue did not promise him to eat more, "No matter how naughty you are, you won't be able to eat a bite."

Where did the little speaker dare to be disobedient, he immediately became obedient.

Wei Xue took him back to brush his teeth and wash his face. The place to eat was a bit far from the hotel. It was an old restaurant known only by locals. Feng Tingyun has a friend who is from the city, knowing that after Feng's family travels, he has repeatedly recommended that he must go here for a meal, and he will not lose out on the way to a meal.

Feng Tingyun thought it was good, so he booked it in advance. But I really waited for a few people to find out how old this old restaurant was. This time the street was moved away, and all the windows that could be dismantled were removed. The whole street is going to be demolished, and the old restaurant is still standing there for the last two days of business.

Feng Tingyun finally found a place with everyone. The business of the old restaurant is very different from the depression on this street. Because I heard that it is going to be demolished, there are so many people who have come recently. Taste.

Although it is an old restaurant, it was also one of the best in the past. This was the first private restaurant to build a two-story building.

There are a variety of box yards on the first floor, but it was a bit late when the first floor was booked, and Feng Tingyun didn't grab it. Their boxes were on the second floor, which was quite ordinary and had no special features.

Since the reservation was made long ago, the dishes were served very quickly. As soon as a few people were seated, the dishes were served one after another within half an hour. There is also a fruit plate on the table with the big watermelon that the little trumpet thinks of.

Although the food at a table is tempting, the big watermelon he wants to eat is the most attractive thing for the little speaker at the moment.

Jiang Fang sat opposite the little horn, and the fruit plate was placed on the corner of the table in order not to get in the way. The little horn couldn't reach it and he could only ask his brother to help him. His appearance of this little greedy cat really amused everyone, Jiang Fang He took a piece of watermelon and refused to pass it to him, "Let’s perform a show first."

"Sen?" The little speaker's attention was all attracted by the big watermelon, and now he can still understand what everyone is talking about.

Jiang Fang didn't deliberately refuse to feed him, but he only found that the watermelon was iced when he held it in his hand. Wei Xue took advantage of this effort to pour a cup of hot water to the little speaker, drinking the hot water first, and then eating the melon.

Jiang Fang wanted to put the watermelon aside before giving it to the trumpet, so he deliberately found an excuse to delay the time. The little horn swallowed, and Brother Ma immediately said what he said, the watermelon is still in his hands.

The little horn stood up, "wo... I'll do a dance for everyone."

Trumpet has learned a lot of dance in the kindergarten, and the difficulty is equivalent to shaking hands and feet, not as good as square dancing. But everyone applauded for the face. When the little speaker saw that everyone showed face, I didn't mean that it was impossible.

He decided to increase the difficulty of dancing, he wants to sing and dance!

Feng Tingyun instantly turned on the camera, he wanted to record, "Does the baby need accompaniment?"

The trumpet is very angry, saying that people are going to sing and dance, what accompaniment do you want to give, do you look down on my trumpet?

Dad closed his mouth in the **** eyes, please start your performance.

The trumpet still looks decent, and I tell myself, "Next is the cutest trumpet to perform "Mao Mao Song" for everyone~"

It's this magical song again. The little speaker has been singing this hairy song in recent days. The most devastated was Feng Tingyun, who stayed with his little baby all the time. Now that he closed his eyes, he felt that there was hair in front of him. He felt that he was just a dandelion.

When the wind blows, the hairs drift away.

But no one can discourage the enthusiasm of the small speakers. Although they have (forced) to listen to this maomao song countless times, everyone is still very happy.

Among them, Feng Tingyun was the most exaggerated, "Wow, it's Mao Maoge."

Wei Xue moved the chair silently, she was afraid that the mental retardation would be contagious.

Fan's voice started as soon as the little horn reported, with one hand on his hips and one finger, his eyes closed, one leg upright and the other bent up to the ground, he hummed a prelude to himself.

The picture was too funny, Jiang Fang couldn't help but laughed. In fact, the others couldn't hold back, but Jiang Fang was the most vulnerable to attack from the nearest speaker.

The trumpet suddenly lost the desire to dance. It was terrible to be interrupted. He looked at his brother angrily, "Why are you laughing?"

Jiang Fang was so amused, he laughed more unscrupulously, "I thought of happy things."

The little trumpet became even more angry. There was even a distraction when the baby watch sang and danced. He wanted to know what was happy about it.

It seems that this matter must be explained, Jiang Fang's mind turned quickly, "I can eat watermelon as soon as I think of a small speaker, so I am very happy for you."

what! It turned out to be like this! Baby is really wrong to blame brother.

The trumpet is very tricky, he looked at his brother with a smile, "Happy baby too."

"Yeah." Jiang let out a sigh of relief, "then go ahead."

The trumpet re-positioned, this time everyone was mentally prepared, pinched his thighs and bit his lip, doing everything he could. Not to mention, the effect is really good, there is really no laughter, they did it.

The little baby was singing and dancing, Jiang Fang was a little fascinated, and unconsciously ate the melon in his hand. After eating, it felt quite sweet. He subconsciously wanted to get another piece.

Although the little baby was singing and dancing, he watched and listened to all directions, how could the little speaker endure the big watermelon being eaten by others.

Just when the second piece was about to be put into his mouth by Jiang Fang, the little horn exploded with great potential. He lay down on the spot, pressed his small foot against the corner of the wall, and slid down and went straight to Jiang Fang.

The chubby little horn successfully projected itself to the bottom of the chair. Everyone was shocked. The little horn was stuck in it and thumped little jio, "The watch wants to eat baby's big watermelon, it's baby!"

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