People Are in the Ninja World, and They Start to Defect

The screen opened, and the first thing that caught my eye was Katsura Kotaro, who was hung upside down by a rope in the air.Under his skull was a large water tank, and his upper body was completely soaked.

On his left and right sides, Shirou Hijikata, the deputy director of the Shinsengumi, and Sogo Okita, the captain of the first team, stood respectively.Okita Sogo was still holding a half delicious stick in his hand, ground it into fine powder and poured it into Katsura Kotaro's nose.

Fallen Saint Black Cat: ? ? ?

The elder sister is super cute: The wig was caught again?It also fell into the hands of the True Selection Group.

Handsome and compelling: What a miserable man.

Sister Poison Tongue: Your current strength is at least much stronger than before.How can you still get caught?

I'm a wig: these Shinsengumi guys don't have the spirit of Bushido at all, and they don't talk about martial arts!

Handsome and compelling: Are you still trying to persuade them to use mouse tail juice?

Xiaobaibai: Teacher Ma?

Miss Shinomiya: ?What teacher Ma?

[Xiao Baibai uploaded some memories]

Xiaobaibai: See for yourself.

Miss Shinomiya: Pfft!What the hell is this!

Fallen Saint Black Cat: Flash, lightning five whips?

I'm a wig: hmm.Isn't this Teacher Ma a little too hypocritical?It's obvious that his skills are inferior to others, so why don't you want to admit it?

Handsome and compelling: why do you have the face to talk about others?

Sister Poison Tongue: If you lose, you say that others don't teach martial arts, aren't you the same kind?

I'm a wig: how is that possible!I, Katsura Kotaro, is definitely not such a hypocritical person!It's the members of these really selected groups, and they are indiscriminate!If they hadn't attacked with chemical weapons, how could I have been caught!

Chatting in the group, Katsura Kotaro's neck was still twisting and dodging desperately. "You bastards, enough is enough! Let's stop here!"

"That can't be done." The movements of Mr. Okita's hand did not stop at all, and he said lightly: "It's hard to catch a big fish like you, what if you don't interrogate well?"

"No, I don't think you meant to interrogate him at all." Shirou Hijikata let out a smoke ring.

"Then just kill it?" Okita Sogo raised his head and pressed the handle of the knife with his right hand.

"How is that possible!" Shirou Shizukata raised his voice and said loudly: "This is a prisoner appointed by the shogunate, a spiritual benchmark for people who are against the barbarians, we..." Before he could finish speaking, his body suddenly fell back.

Swish.

A knife light slid across his forehead, cutting off a few of his bangs...  

"Sogou, what are you doing?" Shirou Shirou Hijikata asked in shock.

"It's nothing, I seem to have seen a mosquito flying past." Sogo Okita retracted the knife and scabbed his face in disgust. "Hey, did you fail again?"

"I heard it, I have heard it!" The corners of Shishiro Hijikata's mouth twitched wildly. "What you said just now is actually aimed at me, right? You really want to kill me, right?"

Okita Sogou didn't answer and turned to face Katsura Kotaro. "Hey, tell me about your purpose and intentions."

He took out his socks from his pocket, and the stench that was visible to the naked eye emanated from it. "Come to Shinsengumi with such a terrifying weapon, what are you trying to do?"

"Don't ignore me, bastard!" Shirou Shirou Hijikata yelled behind his back.

"Humph! I won't say anything!" Katsura Kotaro's face was stern, but he was secretly sending messages for help.

I'm a wig: Lord of the group, you see it now.Your lovely group members are under threat, please help me!please!

Handsome and compelling: I want to ask first, is that sock yours?You brought this sock to the Shinsengumi for a mission?

I'm a wig: uh, yes.

Miss Shinomiya: So, why did you choose the true selection team!

What the hell, a terrorist came to the Armed Police Corps to do this kind of shared mission.Should it be said that the head is not afraid of death, or is it a slap in the face?

I'm a wig: hahahaha!Of course for revenge!Damn Shinsengumi, I used to be miserable by them!This revenge must be avenged!

The elder sister is super cute: I understand the reason, but you are caught now.

I'm a wig: I had no idea that these nasty guys would use my weapons! (sorrow)

Handsome and compelling: So, what biological weapon is your own smelly socks?

Fallen Saint Black Cat: How the hell did you get your socks stolen!

I'm a wig: Well, I don't know.I only know the moment when I took my socks off.I just lost consciousness.

Handsome and compelling:  …

Chapter 81

I'm a wig: I really didn't expect that these bastards from the Shinsengumi would be so shameless!

Hatchet Girl: No, this... I can't say that others are shameless, right?

The elder sister is super cute: They didn't do anything at all, you were fainted by your own socks!The real shameless one is you, right?

I'm a wig: no, they don't teach martial arts.

Handsome and compelling: Don't argue, it's obviously your own foolish criticism.Mom, how can there be such a foolish person in the world?How the hell did you grow so big?

Sister Poison Tongue: Very powerful.As a terrorist, you go to the headquarters of the armed police to release drugs.As a result, he was poisoned and captured, and beat him down and called others shameless.As expected of you, wig!Your script could be turned into a hilarious comedy!

I'm a wig: Well, in fact, I'm not that good either.

Miss Shinomiya: I don't think Kasumigaoka-san is complimenting you.

beep.

Just as everyone in the group was talking, Katsura Kotaro's upper body was soaked in 17 water again.He was caught off guard and did not react at all, and a large string of bubbles appeared directly on the surface of the water tank.

I'm a wig: damn it!So uncomfortable, it reminds me of some bad memories!

Hatchet Girl: Like swimming and drowning?

I'm a wig: no!When I was a child, I played with Yinshi who urinated the farthest, and as a result, he slapped him all over the body.

Hatchet Girl:  …

The elder sister is super cute: Your brain is really helpless.wig.

Handsome and compelling: Although his brain is not good, he is at least a qualified tool person.

I am a wig: the group owner!I would like to die for you!

"You really don't plan to say it, Katsura." Shibuya Shirou seemed a little impatient, and said with a serious expression: "If you hide it again, you may die now."

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Hijikata will definitely die before you." A sudden voice came out.

Shirou Hijikata suddenly turned his head and looked at Sogo Okita. "what did you just say?"

"Huh?" Okita Sogo pretended to be at a loss.

This bastard!

Shirou Hijikata had clearly seen through his little trick, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Hahahaha! You stupid lackeys, you still don't know who you are provoking!" Katsura Kotaro suddenly began to laugh wildly, with a crazy expression. "Desperate, tremble! The Lord of the group will definitely punish you and destroy you!"

consternation.

The expressions of Sogo Okita and Shirou Hijikata were all stunned, and their faces were stunned.This guy, is playing crazy?

The elder sister is super cute: Damn, they say that others are lackeys.In fact, you are the biggest running dog!

Sister Poison Tongue: He is not just a running dog, but also a licking dog.

I don't like hacking people: Lord of the group, what do you think?

Handsome and compelling: Although this tool is quite qualified, I don't really want to move it.

I'm not a wig: Lord of the group? !

Katsura Kotaro's laughter stopped abruptly, and the expression on his entire face was like constipation.

Miss Shinomiya: Pfft!Lord of the group, you are too bad, aren't you?Gives people hope, and makes people fall into despair!

Sister Poison Tongue: It means that perverts are really good at playing with people's hearts.

Handsome and compelling: No, I really don't want to move.And I just got out of the shower and haven't gotten dressed yet.

The elder sister is super cute: It doesn't matter, we don't have much expectations for your little bean anyway.Dressed or not, it makes no difference.

Handsome and compelling: what do you mean?I don't like to hear this, take it back for me!

Sister Poison Tongue: Isn't what Shirai said the truth?Isn't seven-year-old Xiaodouding?Is it bean sprouts?

Miss Shinomiya: What are you talking about, I don't understand at all!do not understand at all!

I don't like hacking people: if you emphasize it twice in a row, it means that you have understood it.

Xiaobaibai: It's okay, brother Yue.Please don't feel inferior, we can use a magnifying glass.

Fallen Saint Black Cat: Hahahaha, God is such a magnifying glass!

Handsome and compelling: I think you are eagles burping, chickens eating too much!

I'm not a wig: Guys, can we chat later!Help!

In the live broadcast room screen, Okita Sogo has walked slowly with his knife in hand.He decided to give Gui Xiaotaro a scoop in front of him, no matter if he was crazy or not.Let's take a look at the circuit structure in his mind first.

Handsome and compelling: Okay, okay, don't yell.Aban, come on. @super dance king

Super Dancer: ?

Madara Uchiha is a little sluggish, why is it himself?I'm just a theatergoer.It shouldn't be!

Handsome and compelling: Hurry up, the time-travel function has been opened for you.How to say this tool person also helped us get the task reward, which is still a bit valuable.

Yes, that makes sense.But why yourself?

Madara Uchiha was a little confused.But no matter what, he was also blessed by the wig.As an old man with little guts, he still stepped into the teleportation circle.

Swish.

White light flashes.

Madara Uchiha's figure appeared in the world of Gintama.

"Ok?"