Peerless Genius System

Chapter 147 I Can't Help Farting

For Xiao Luo, defense in court is like a debate competition, except that the debate competition focuses on thinking ability and language expression ability. In addition to these two abilities, court defense must also make the trial Both the presiding officer and the judge are convinced of the purpose.

'Famous Mouth Fu' did have two strokes, forcing him to death and yet finding a new way, people had to be convinced!

"Look for a chance to provoke him!"

Xiao Luo instructed Zhang Dashan. When people are angry, it is easy to lose their sense of proportion and make loopholes.

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Facing Fu Heyu's defense, Zhang Dashan looked at him deeply and said, "Didn't you say we were intimidated, intimidated and threatened at the beginning? What's going on now, angry? Facing our intimidation, intimidation and threats, Chen Jianbai actually How can you still be angry? Lawyer Fu, what you say is really interesting."

Fu Heyu said calmly: "Why can't you be angry with intimidation, intimidation, and threats? When people's dissatisfied nature is hurt, and their resentment is deep enough, people will be angry, intimidated, intimidated, and threatened..."

The words stopped, and his expression suddenly changed, because Zhang Dashan made a humiliating gesture towards him - the middle finger.

At first, he didn't care, and chose to ignore it and continue talking, but Zhang Dashan intensified, not only raised the middle finger on the left hand, but also raised the middle finger on the right hand, and also put on a "fuck your mother" scolding.

Fu Heyu was instantly furious, his face flushed red and he pointed at Zhang Dashan and shouted loudly, "The presiding judge, is he humiliating me?"

Seeing Zhang Dashan raise his middle finger, the presiding judge frowned deeply: "Plaintiff, please stop this humiliating gesture of raising your middle finger immediately!"

There was an uproar in the audience, obviously shocked by Zhang Dashan's behavior. This was the first time someone had seen someone give the middle finger in court.

"Is this guy going to defy the sky?" Zhang Yong took a deep breath.

Xu Guansong's face changed and changed, he was really worried about Luo Fang's future.

"Fuck, this big-faced young man dares to give his middle finger to the defense attorney of the other party in court!"

"I thought it was a boring public trial, but seeing this, I knew this public trial was not easy."

"Haha... It's really a role model for my generation, powerful!"

The Internet exploded, and netizens left messages praising Zhang Dashan for this feat.

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Zhang Dashan raised his eyebrows innocently: "Presiding Judge, let me explain, just now my finger was accidentally pricked by a barb on the table, and it bleeds, so I put it up and didn't humiliate anyone. the meaning of."

"Then why are your two middle fingers sticking up?" Fu Heyu growled with eyebrows raised.

He was outraged to be so humiliated in court, and by a nobody.

"Because I think it's too monotonous to stand one up, but two up are just right, symmetrical and comfortable." Zhang Dashan said nonchalantly.

Fu Heyu was furious. To say that Zhang Dashan was his ancestor, he would definitely lose in this respect. He pointed at Zhang Dashan and said to the presiding judge, "Presiding judge, I strongly recommend expelling this person. Out of court, this kind of person who blatantly provokes the majesty of the court is not qualified to act as a declarant here!"

"I object!"

Zhang Dashan raised his hand and said, "Judge, lawyer Fu is discriminatory, discriminating against me as a person without a lawyer's certificate, everyone is equal before the law, and he can defend the defendant, why am I not qualified to make a case against my company? Agent, can you be reasonable?"

"The objection is valid, lawyer Fu, don't get excited. The plaintiff has clearly stated that he did not insult you, but just broke his finger. This is the end of the matter. The plaintiff, don't give the middle finger anymore, or you will be sentenced to contempt of court. "

The presiding judge said in a fair and stern manner, "The two of you, please return to the matter of litigation immediately!"

Fu Heyu, who was full of fire in his heart, was interrupted, and he had to reorganize his thoughts.

However, Zhang Dashan didn't need to make up his mind, Xiao Luo passed the message to him, and he passed it on his behalf, stood up and said eloquently: "Presiding Judge, I have ten pieces of news that Chen Jianbai once published.

Please take a look. "

Li Zimeng presented the sorted documents to the judge's assistant, and the judge's assistant presented the documents to the presiding judge.

"On January 4th, Chen Jianbai published a news article saying that an earthquake of magnitude 6.9 occurred in Xunyang City. They started to push this news one after another. In fact, this information was automatically entered by the Seismological Network in the background, and after manual verification by the editor, the information was not true, and I apologize to all users."

"On February 7th, Chen Jianbai published an article about 'a talented woman from Peking University returning to her hometown to start a business and deliver express delivery', saying that Xu Mou, manager of Yuantong Express Company in Shifang District, was admitted to Peking University's journalism major in 2000 with excellent grades. After marriage, she gave up After the white-collar life in the capital, he chose to return to his hometown to start a business.

Now Xu can not only drive a truck alone to deliver express, but also a 'female man' who can carry about 100 pounds of express. In fact, this Xu obtained a diploma in adult education, not the report that he was admitted to Peking University in 2000. In an interview, he also emphasized that he was a junior college graduate! "

"Presiding Judge, I will not read all the other eight articles. They are all fake news published by the defendant Chen Jianbai. It can be seen that he is not a good reporter who seeks truth from facts. On the contrary, he is mad and unscrupulous in order to win the attention of the public. It doesn't care about the authenticity of the news at all."

Zhang Dashan's voice was loud and sonorous, and this response was very powerful, and Chen Jianbai's face suddenly changed while sitting in the dock.

Fang Changlei in the audience also changed color. He couldn't believe that this inconspicuous little character could make such a big wave. His words were well-founded and convincing.

The presiding judge and the judge quickly read through the materials submitted by Zhang Dashan, and then began to discuss each other.

Seeing that things were not good, Fu Heyu quickly said: "A person who does one wrong thing does not mean that everything he does is wrong, and the same applies here. Our party did publish a few fake news. Can you deny that all the news he publishes is false just by catching these few fake news? Obviously not.

Let’s talk about the poisoning incident of Luofang bread, the city hospital has issued a thorough autopsy report, all in black and white, all of which indicate that the death was caused by eating Luofang’s poisonous bread, this is an irreversible fact, it is…”

"It stinks, bah bah... it smells so bad..."

Zhang Dashan fanned his nose, then spit a few saliva on the ground, and then asked Li Zimeng loudly, "Minister Li, don't you smell bad? I couldn't hold back my fart just now, and I almost collapsed Xiangdu. It's gone!"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the audience, and many people couldn't help laughing, thinking: This Luo Fang's presenter is too funny!

The Internet is boiling again.

"This is really a living treasure. If I hadn't seen the live broadcast of the public trial in the upper right corner, I would have suspected that I was watching a funny video."

"What is Xiang? How can it collapse?"

"It means shit, hahaha..."

No matter what the outcome of the public trial is, Zhang Dashan is already famous, and the fate of the Internet celebrity is not going away.

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