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Chapter 99 The Human Ball

"Look up!" Liu Che's cold voice sounded not far from Yunlang.

Yun Lang just raised his head, and a whiplash was thrown over. He wanted to avoid it, but unfortunately his neck was stuck in the threshold car, and he only felt the pain of the forehead bursting, and the tears shed.

It was hard to wait until the tears were over, and then it was clear that Liu Che was the one who took the whip ...

Seeing Liu Che's hands beating people, Wei Qing breathed a long sigh of relief. As long as Liu Che's hands were punishing, then others would not be eligible to punish Yun Lang, and the murders in front of the three armed forces would vanish.

"Aren't you self-proclaimed heroes? Why did you cry?"

"Put on the nose."

"Huh? The reason is fresh."

Liu Che said that he was about to lift the whip again, and an iron chain on the ground caught his eyebrows, and his brow immediately wrinkled, glancing at the palace guard next to him.

Gong Wei quickly pulled a thin iron chain from the ground and dragged it into his arms. A child-sized figure screamed and was dragged out from under the threshold.

Yun Lang couldn't care about the hot and sore forehead, and widened his eyes to see this guy who had spoken to himself for a while.

Sure enough, the guy dragged out by the palace guard was a dwarf. Although only three feet tall, his body was obese. After landing, he bounced twice on the ground like a meat ball before stopping.

The guy saw Liu Che and cried with a cry in his throat, struggling to move Liu Xiao's legs to Liu Che.

"Your Majesty ..." The voice was miserable, even Yun Lang felt compassionate.

"Go away!" Liu Che lifted his foot and kicked the dwarf ...

That guy is a good actor, obviously Liu Che ’s kick is not so heavy, but he flew up in the air, and after two laps in the air, he landed on the ground again. It was still like a ball bouncing twice before stopping at three feet from Liu Che. Far away.

Liu Che kicked the dwarf and ignored it. He looked at Yun Lang and said, "Do you know what's wrong?"

Yun Lang glanced carefully at the whip in Liu Che's hand and said, "You shouldn't kill when you order soldiers."

It seems that Liu Che is quite agreeable to this explanation, and hits the panel of the threshold car with a whip: "A general has no **** courage, and he becomes a waste person. , Without beheading you immediately.

In addition to bravery, there is another matter that cannot be violated for the country, that is, the rules.

Today, I put the courage of blood in front of the rules, which is already a special kindness, but although the death penalty is exempted, the living sin cannot escape.

Zhang Tang, put Yun Lang in the Lieutenant Mansion ... 60 days! "

Zhang Tang promised that Liu Che left. He seemed to come here just for the purpose of pumping Yun Lang's whip.

Liu Che left, Yun Lang let out a long breath, no one could easily come down in the face of Liu Che's decisive decision, especially someone like Yun Lang who obviously made him lose face was even more unpredictable. .

A gray-haired old man leaned in front of Yun Lang and took a closer look at Yun Lang's words to another old man beside him: "Amazingly young."

Another old man also came over and glanced at Yunlang, stroking his beard and said: "In these years, the old men in the mountain gates seem to seldom come out of the mountain, and there are some young people out of the mountain. In Jixia Xuegong, a young man from Hou Zhe came out of the mountain.

It seems that these young people are the pawns released by others. Hey, those people are getting more and more timid. They have long lost the courage to persuade the world with one sword and one sword. "

The white-haired old man who started to look at Yun Lang smiled and said, "Since your majesty said that this kid's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world, why not try it first?"

Another white-haired old man smiled and said: "Wonderful, poor old, this old bone is going to sleep in the wild mountains and wilderness, and it is all right to eat a good meal of comfort."

The two commented on each other, and ricket left. The two of them left, and the others left. Wei Qing smiled and stroked Yun Lang ’s head, and he seemed to be very relieved!

It's just that they seem to forget to release Yun Lang from the threshold car.

The obese gnome looked at Yunlang in disgust ...

"Hah, you were pumped by your majesty with a whip, oh yeah, it's really a disobedient kid, and actually made his majesty angry, I must teach you instead of your majesty."

Yun Lang looked at the **** dwarf with a smile and came from a distance, watching him climb up the threshold, and then raised a foot and kicked heavily on this guy's belly ...

His stubby little hand could not grasp the railing, and fell off the threshold car with a puff. The place where he fell was one meter high from the ground. The guy fell on the ground but did not react much. After tumbling on the ground twice , Just stood up again.

The dwarf kicked out by Yun Lang was very angry. When he saw Yun Lang ’s leg outside the threshold, he grabbed Yun Lang ’s ankle and pulled it back.

"You're **** endless?" Yun Lang was furious. Liu Che's whip had made him angry and the **** dwarf also took the opportunity to bully him.

"I am Your Majesty ’s favorite actress. If your Majesty is happy, I will be happy. If your Majesty is not happy, I will find a way to make His Majesty happy. ... "

This guy speaks very fast. A large section of words is finished in an instant, but the rare words are round and round. Yun Lang actually heard the pronunciation of each word clearly and understood what he said. .

This guy has a lot of energy. Yun Lang tried his best and couldn't get his legs back. This **** **** actually pulled Yun Lang's legs, trying to let Yun Lang's crotch go down to make the closest contact with the fence.

Just as Yun Lang tried his best to tug the war with this **** dwarf, You Chunma appeared behind the dwarf and stood upright. Two hoofs with big bowl mouths stepped on the dwarf without head and face.

Don't look at the dwarf, this guy is extremely flexible, and he rolls to the side, and the horse's hoof is trampled.

Yun Lang took the opportunity to withdraw that leg and looked at the gnome confronting You Chunma: "We have no hatred in the past, why do you want to toss me without complaints in the past?"

Are you not afraid that I will come to you after 60 days? "

The dwarf spit at Yunlang with disdain: "Sixty days? Even if you come out after six hours, you can't find our family. At that time, our family had already returned to the palace.

As for why you are in trouble, it ’s because our family is just looking at you, and whoever makes you see your majesty kicking me with your feet, that ’s our unique skill. "

Yun Lang's eyes widened and said, "Won't your unique skills be just kicked by someone?"

The dwarf said with a smile: "This is our unique dining skill, you have to **** it!" After the speech, a large amount of dust fell on Yun Lang's head. Yun Lang avoided it and could only choke continuously. , Weeping.

For a while, stones, dust, horse dung, weeds, and branches fell continuously on Yun Lang's head, which made him miserable but helpless.

Finally, the dwarf shouted, "Do you dare to find a chance to be beaten by your majesty with a whip?"

Yun Lang's brain turned seven or eight circles before he understood the meaning of this sentence. He only felt that his anger was rushing towards the heavenly spirits and screamed: "You like being kicked by your majesty as a ball. Whip?

Come over, yeah wants to strangle you! "

The gnome listened to Yun Lang's scolding, and actually didn't think he was embarrassed, but instead yelled Yun Lang sweetly with his mouth open. He heard Yun Lang's cold hair standing upright, and he wished to strangle the bastard.

You Chunma found the iron chain tied to the dwarf ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ and took it to Yunlang's hand, which was very skillful in his daily work.

When the dwarf who scolded Yun Lang around the sill car found out that the chain had been wrapped around the sill bar by Yun Lang, he was stirring the iron chain with a short wooden stick.

The gnome yelled and struggled outward, no matter how strong his strength was, there was no Yunlang after the winch blessing.

Soon, this guy was dragged by Yun Lang to the front of the threshold car with a simple winch. Because the iron chain was tied to the dwarf ’s foot, after Yun Lang tightened the iron chain completely, the dwarf was hanging upside down. On the threshold.

Yun Lang pinned the iron chain with a short wooden stick and groped to grab the dwarf's neck and said: "If you have the ability, just curse again!"

The gnome struggled and begged: "I am just a humble actress. You are going to be a prince in the future. Why bother with me as a slut?"

Yun Lang said angrily: "You are the kind of person who should kill the most. When you have the upper hand, you will not give people a little way to live. When you fall, you will mourn and tell me. As long as I let go of my hand, you **** still I don't know how to humiliate me. "Please search" "or enter the URL to find this site: