Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

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(High-energy warning, this chapter has a bit of flavor, those who have cleanliness or are eating, read carefully)

"Wu Changshi, what are you carrying this thing~?"

All the parents in the backyard of Prince Wei's mansion were anxiously waiting for the results of Li Zexuan's diagnosis and treatment, but they saw Wu Changshi instructing people to carry five braziers and a basket of unknown objects, and they were walking into the wing. Out of curiosity, Li Er stopped Wu Changshi and asked.

Wu Changshi's face turned bitter, and he came over and answered truthfully: "Go back to your majesty, the items in this basket are toilet chips, which were asked by the Marquis of Yongan to find them!"

Li Er heard the words, his face suddenly a little unsightly, "Toilet chips? What does he need toilet chips for?"

"I don't know, the Marquis of Yongan didn't tell him!"

Wu Changshi was also puzzled in his heart. He didn't know why Li Zexuan had to ask him to find these disgusting things.

"Go ahead! I'll ask him later!"

Li Er had a bad premonition in his heart, but he had promised Li Zexuan that everyone would be dispatched by him, so how could he go back on it now?

Empress Zhangsun looked at the wing with doubts in her eyes, and the other bigwigs also looked at each other in dismay.

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inside the room.

"Master Hou, the toilet chips and brazier you asked for are all delivered to you. What do you need next?"

After the brazier and toilet chips were moved into the room, Wu Changshi clasped his fists to Li Zexuan.

Li Zexuan glanced at it, nodded and said: "I don't need it for the time being, order someone to throw the toilet chips into the brazier, and bring the brazier to the bed of Qingque and Chumo, so that the heat can bake the body! Leave one or two people behind! Add toilet chips to the brazier here, and the rest go out first! We'll come in in half an hour!"

This is a local method for cholera that Li Zexuan heard from the old village doctor in his previous life. It is said that he has cured many people. Ahem, of course, there are no toilet chips in modern times, and can only be replaced with "shit stirrers"!

He doesn't have much confidence in this kind of earthwork, but he will try it now and see how it works. Besides, he has some other tricks!

When Wu Changshi heard it, he was immediately dumbfounded. Only then did he understand Li Zexuan's purpose for asking him to find these toilet funds, but why does it sound so unreliable?

"Master Hou, this..."

"No need to ask, just do as Ben Hou said!"

Without waiting for Wu Changshi to ask, Li Zexuan waved his hand in an unusually domineering way.

In fact, even he himself didn't know that this local recipe for treating cholera with toilet chips had a great background.

"Compendium of Materia Medica" has a record in the "Department of Servers", toilet chip: [indications] dystocia, and cholera, the body is cold and the tendons are turned, and the hot air is burned under the bed to go up, and it also controls the evil spirits. This thing is the smallest, and its power can be recorded (hidden vessel).

Um, doesn't it feel weird? Regardless of whether this recipe has any scientific basis, there are even more shocking recipes in the Compendium of Materia Medica. For example, human urine can treat "cold and heat headaches", and pig ties are used to treat children's screaming and erratic hair. Use the twelfth lunar month to burn ashes and take a little water.

Li Zexuan only remembered that when the old village doctor told him about the local recipe for treating cholera in the toilet, he secretly laughed in his heart that those cholera patients must have been smoked by the smell of feces, right?

Seeing that Li Zexuan's attitude was so tough, Wu Changshi could only do as he did.

Cheng Chumo, who was lying on the bamboo couch, really "sit up in shock from a dying illness", and he didn't know where this guy suddenly got so much energy, when he saw him pointing at Li Zexuan, staring at Li Zexuan and yelling, "Wocao~! Xiao...Xiaoxuan, you...you can't be so rude to brothers! Why are you treating us, you clearly want to smoke us to death!"

Although he has been smoked by his own shit all night, can other people's shit be the same as his own shit? A lot of times when you go to the hut to poop, you will think that the hut next to you is very smelly, but you generally don't feel how stinky the shit you pull out. That's the reason!

Li Zexuan said with a smile: "Looking at how energetic you are now, it means that this toilet fund is very useful! Wu Changshi, remember to close all the doors and windows for a while and keep them closed!"

After that, he ignored Cheng Chumo's yelling, turned around and prepared to go out.

The imperial physicians also fled in a hurry.

Li Tai, who was in a coma, woke up faintly by Cheng Chumo's loud voice, and said in a daze: "Smoke to death? What... what? Chu... Chumo, why are you... why are you here? ?"

Cheng Lumo saw that the doors and windows were closed. He couldn't help but despair and didn't bother to talk to Li Tai. At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a pain in his stomach, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to shit! Hurry up!"

"Pfft~!"

Inside the house, the smell of fresh feces, burning feces, and the smell of vomited filth suddenly mixed together, and the stench was overwhelming! Even the servants of the palace who have been smoked for a whole night can't stand it anymore. It is estimated that these people will not be able to eat for the next month, right?

"Ouch~!"

Li Tai's stomach was surging for a while, and he quickly vomited sideways into the basin under the bed.

The rest of the people lying on the bamboo couch were not much better. They all wanted to die because of the stench from the brazier. It wasn't that they didn't want to "escape", but they pulled one Su has already collapsed, how can he still have that strength~? I can only lie on the bamboo couch and silently "enjoy" it!

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Outside the house, when Li Er saw Li Zexuan walking out, he asked, "Li Zhanshi, just now you asked Wu Changshi to find a toilet to make money.

What use~? "

Empress Zhangsun, Cheng Yaojin and others also turned their attention to this side.

Li Zexuan didn't dare to say that he just wanted to verify whether the earth formula worked or not, but said nonsense in a serious manner: "Your Majesty, I put these toilet chips into the fire to burn them, and I want to burn the dampness in Qingque and the others. The qi is smoked out, and then supplemented with a few prescriptions for nourishing qi and driving away the cold, to nourish their bodies, so that they no longer have diarrhea!"

Li Eryi heard that Li Zexuan used toilet funds to treat Li Tai's illness, and his face suddenly turned green. He subconsciously suspected that Li Zexuan was deliberately treating his son. But Li Zexuan said something serious and well-founded later, which made him hesitate for a while. The main reason is that the name of Lingxu is too big, otherwise he will have the mind to chop Li Zexuan to pieces at this moment.

After a long pause, Li Er said with an old face: "I believe you for the time being, if I can't cure Qingque and them like this, I..."

He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the threat was beyond words.

Empress Zhangsun, Cheng Yaojin and others, who were originally not good-looking, listened to Li Er's agreement, and they all had to swallow their doubts.

Li Zexuan didn't care, because he was very confident in the other recipes in his heart, "Thank you for your trust!"

Then he turned around and instructed: "Wu Changshi, please bring your pen and ink, and this Marquis will write a few prescriptions, and then you will send someone to get the medicine!"

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