One Useless Rebirth

"What's wrong?" He Bai heard the voice looking up, and then saw the buttocks of Di Qiuhe's face twisting his head and pretending to look like he hadn't seen anything. He pulled the bag that Niu Junjie bought from the side and buried it. "I remember there was seasoning here, why didn't I see it..."

Di Qiuhe quickly climbed up and slammed into the bathroom and closed the door with force.

"..." is really strong.

He Bai put down the shopping bag and sighed. Sure enough, the childish man, who is also dignified, was seen to slip something in front of the toilet door, too shameful...

Di Qiuhe’s hand was pressed on the door handle of the bathroom, his face and ears were red, and his heart thumped and he sweated.

...is strangely slippery!

He has an eyebrow and he doesn't know who is angry.

The puppy is definitely dragging the ground today! There is water on the ground so he will slip! Also, there is inside and inside... how can that kind of thing hang on the window frame! Can't you just hang on the clothes rail? At the position of the window frame, you can see it with your hands up, and the students outside pass by.

Lying in the trough!

He slammed the door of the bathroom, and walked up to the window frame, quickly reaching out... Then he pinched the hanger with **** to pick up the underwear, and turned to He Baixun, who was still on the ground. "Why do you want it?" Put this on... hang it on the window frame! I don’t know if it will be seen by students passing downstairs!"

He Bai looked up.

The young man with wide shoulders and long legs, handsome and handsome, stood in the backlight, and his posture was very imposing. His expression was very scary, but he carefully held a hanger with his underwear hanging on his hand and awkwardly took the hanger away from himself. Half a meter away...

What is this ghost painting style?

He Bai pulled his mouth and tried to laugh, but looked at Di Qiuhe’s ear and the fierce expression that had not faded. He remembered that the buttock fell, and the conscience struggled a little, and the smile was stunned. "When you hang on the clothes rail, people wash their faces there, isn't that just wearing them under the crotch?" In fact, the clothes washed in the bedroom are hung on the clothes rail, and the underwear is also No exception, but these two days he was too tired, clothes washed casually, too lazy to use the support rod, he hangs his underwear on the window frame... but did not expect to stimulate the rich children, Di three-year-old classmates.

Oh, no, it is a good topic to divert attention to the shameless adults.

"...can, can be hung on the window frame, when you wash your face, you can see it, it is too rude!" Di Qiuhe raised his voice, suddenly felt that his body was a little hot, his back seemed to sweat, and his brain was not The controlled brain made up the picture of walking under the white underwear, and then automatically added the play. If the hanger suddenly broke, the underwear fell off...

"Don't hang on the clothes pole!" He was emotional and his voice was not consciously raised. He was like the most severe parent in the world. "The hangers have to be replaced! Buy steel! This plastic is easy to break! In short, close-fitting Clothing is not allowed to hang on the window frame, it will be seen by the students passing by, the impact is not good, go buy a vertical drying rack, put it in the corner!"

He Bai looked at him incredulously. "Do you think that there is such a place in the bedroom, and put a vertical drying rack?"

Di Qiuhe looked around this four-person bed, and his eyes focused on the bed of Niu Junjie and others, and frowned deeply. "That went out." Why didn't you find that four people were so bad? ... in short, it is not good!

噗通.

He Bai thrown the opened sausage into the rice cooker and stirred it. He took out the disposable bowl of chopsticks and said, "Reject, I have to live in the dormitory for four years, and the boss does not mind seeing when washing his face." My underwear." Everyone is looking at each other, what is the relationship.

So the trousers of the puppies have been seen by the rest of the bedroom?

a bolt from the blue!

Di Qiuhe’s heart is like a fire, although he can’t figure out how the fire came, and why it’s baked, but it’s uncomfortable! It is not comfortable! Obviously, when he used to live in his bedroom, the underwear was also washed out with a large hanging rack.

"So when are you going to take my underwear?" He Bai put the good face on the table, walked over and grabbed the hanger from his hand, re-hung it back on the window frame, and turned and held Di Qiuhe's The back pushed him to the side of the table, saying like a child, "Go first to eat noodles, old X mom at the table corner, you have to add yourself. This is a few boys around, look at the underwear, what is there? It’s important. Didn’t you have been seen in underwear by other boys when you used to live in the dormitory? Besides, before you live in an apartment, clothes are not all aunts in the house, and the wardrobe is also aunts. At that time, why don’t you feel like seeing the aunt? Your underwear is not good? Again, when you live in Dijia, your stepmother did not buy new clothes and close-fitting clothes for you to express your virtuousness? Anyway, when my mother is still there, my close-fitting clothes are It was bought by my mother. So it’s calm, it’s just a piece of cloth.”

"..." The face is very fragrant, the stomach is very hungry, but suddenly the mood is low. Yes, my underwear has been tarnished by so many people. It’s no wonder that the puppy is abandoning...

"No." He sat down and squeezed the chopsticks. He looked serious and solemnly said, "I will wash my underwear in the future." And I have to replace it all, and the old one is thrown away.

He Bai stared at the back of his head, silently and swearing, and took two shots of his hand, boasting, "Well, Di grew up three years old, knowing that he wants to wash his clothes, it's not bad."

Di Qiuhe forced the chopsticks into the bowl, turned to look at the white, and glared at the eyebrows. "You have to wash it yourself! Even if these people in the bedroom are... don't let other people see your underwear!"

This is not over yet.

He Baiyu lived in his head and turned him back. He said with no anger. "Eat your face! I don't think about some mess, just like a mother." He is not a sick man, why should he show his underwear? ! And how did their topic come here, and he and Di Qiuhe could not produce a healthy and normal chat content?

Di Qiuhe wants to get up, his body is tight and his tone is dangerous. "What do you say like me? Old mother?" For three days, I won’t be in the house, and the dignity of his brother can’t be provocative!

"Give me the opportunity to sit down and eat! Little demon!" He Bai decided to press him back, force him to take a look at his head, let go and take a step back, take out the pajamas from the cupboard and warn, "You try again." There is ice water in the bag, you can drink it and calm down. I played a morning needle, the smell of the potion, go to the bath first, you honestly eat noodles!" Then turned and went into the bathroom, took a shower He ended this nutritious conversation.

Hey, the sound of the door is locked, then the sound of the water came.

The dignity of the brother is temporarily turned off.

"The real fierce... the puppies and arrogant puppies." Di Qiuhe raised his hand and touched the back of his head. He looked at the frosted frosted glass on the bathroom door and the underwear on the window frame for a long time, and found the phone to type.

Di Qiuhe: Assistant Wang, I seem to be a little feverish, give me some antipyretics.

Di Qiuhe: Xiu Wen, what should I do if my brother is not obedient?

Wang Boyi’s phone called immediately.

Jiang Xiuwen returned a text message: slaughtered, bibimbap to eat.

Di Qiuhe raised his eyebrows, shut down sharply, and picked up the chopsticks. Now it is precious time for him and his puppy to cultivate brotherhood and cannot be disturbed.

Half of the noodles, the bathroom door opened, wearing a vest crotch, and the white scented soap white hair wiped out the hair, Di Qiuhe pinch the chopsticks hand stiff, and quickly restored to nature, the speed of eating noodles It's faster.

"Isn't that enough?" He Bai leaned over to him to look at his bowl, saw him gorging, frowning, took out a bowl of dry noodles from the shopping bag and opened it, began to heat the water, said, "blame me, you Nowadays training every day, the amount of food is definitely bigger than usual, I know that I will have more points. This noodle is good, you have a taste, it doesn't matter if you can't finish it, I will help you."

Di Qiuhe looked at his skillful noodles and his eyes turned on his vest.

He Bai bent over to release the water bottle, and the large vest collar fell, revealing half of the chest and two small bumps.

Oh.

The chopsticks in the hands of Di Qiuhe fell to the ground.

"You guys..." He Bai looked up at him with helplessness, and picked up the chopsticks on the ground and threw them into the trash can. He took a new pair and gave it to him. "Don't get rid of it again, once in the bedroom." There are not many chopsticks."

"It's actually washable and can be used." Di Qiuhe didn't look at him with his head, took over the new chopsticks, and looked at the bowl and then dared not turn around. He suddenly screamed, "Puppy, though Although there are only two of us in the bedroom, you still have to pay attention."

He Bai was confused, "What to pay attention to?" He said that he reached out and pulled out a sausage from the shopping bag, took a bite, and leaned on the table to look at Di Qiuhe, chewing and chewing.

The vest is really too loose. When I reach out, I can see a little bit of waist from the cuffs, and the hand that holds the sausage, which is fine and beautiful, and has a mouth...

Di Qiuhe quickly buryed his head and ate his face. He began to roast in his heart, but still didn't know what was baking. He only knew that today's puppies are not right, like a fake...

"You are not a fake!" He suddenly turned his eyes, put down the chopsticks and reached down and held the face of He Bai, turned and looked, his fingers licked on the side of his face, "said, is your face wearing a mask? Where is the real puppy? What happened to you!"

This is another disease!

He Bai rolled his eyes, and he opened his hand. He only took two sausages in his hand and smashed it into two halves. The half that he had bitten stuffed into his mouth, and the other half was in the mouth of Sedi Qiuhe. He asked him after taking a picture. "When is your dad going home? It’s not good to get on the bus here, you should pay attention, don’t stay." He was so sick when he was seriously ill. He couldn’t wait, or send it away quickly.

As if a bucket of cold water was poured down, Di Qiuhe glanced, then raised his hand and pulled out the sausage from his mouth, looking at him incredulously. "You want to drive me away?"

He Bai smiled softly. "How come, I just remind you, don't play too late, so you don't have to ride a car, don't forget your mischief."

What underwear, what vest, what a light smell of soap, what fire burns and burns... The feeling of chaos is gone now, and Di Qiuhe quickly calms down and removes his sight from his dimple. Looking down, looking at the noodles in the bowl, the sound is low. "You don't want to take me."

"..." What happened to this sudden disappointment?

“The apartment in the city center has been sold by me.” Di Qiuhe put the sausage in the bowl, picked up the chopsticks again, and slowly stirred the soup. “I know that my father is actually in B city, he just doesn’t want to see me. After all, he still has to rely on the Qin family to stabilize the situation of the emperor, but to stabilize the Qin family, you must first stabilize the stepmother, so my eldest son who is not to be seen by the stepmother must not see it casually..."

He Bai focused on watching him perform.

"I am now back to the B city and lived in the villa area where you met last time, but there is no empty cleaning, and I am..." He shivered a sigh of relief and smiled at He Bai’s mouth. The curvature of the tilt is very bitter. "I am very miserable. If you come back, you can only talk to you."

Snapped.

He Bai raised his hand on his cheek, a little hard.

Di Qiuhe’s desperate expression froze.

"There are mosquitoes." He Bai took back his hand and showed him the body of the mosquito in his palm, then blowed it off, looked at him up and down, turned and turned to the mosquito coil.

"You..." Di Qiuhe's heart fired again, quickly transferred to his hand, itching, a little want to hold the puppy and lick it.

"Congratulations, you are very successful, I will take you." He Bai plugged in the mosquito coil, turned and climbed to Niu Junjie's bed to roll up the mattress, dragged it over the chair and put it on the balcony window. Let it sunbathing, then return to the closet and pull out a clean sheet of quilt to your bed, climb up and start to change.

Di Qiuhe looked up at him and stretched out his calf outside the bed. He was a little worried and a little scared. He asked, "What are you doing?"

"Make a bed for you." Change the clean sheets of quilt cover, He Bai picked up the dirty sheets and got out of bed, went to the washstand and put them in the bucket, and said to Di Qiuhe who came over, "My bed gives you Sleeping, I am sleeping in the third child, today the sun is big, now I should wash my sheets and cover the quilt at night."

Di Qiuhe nodded and watched him arrange everything in a very organized way. His heart suddenly rose into a kind of inexplicable emotion. He asked me incomparably. "Is there anything I can help? In fact, we can sleep one." The bed, do not wash this." Brothers sleep together with the candle night talk is also very good.

"Are you sure that the single bed can plug us both at the same time?" He Bai began to pour the washing powder into the bucket and looked back at him. "Do you want to help?"

Di Qiuhe is calculating the possibility of two people sleeping on a single bed in the brain, and nodded instinctively.

"Then you go to finish the last bite, then pour out the water in the noodles, pour the seasoning and continue to eat." He Bai's hand on the water smashed into his face, holding his shoulders as he closed his eyes. Let him turn around and push in the bedroom. "Before you eat, shut up and keep quiet."

Di Qiuhe obediently turned around, raised his hand to wipe off the water on his face, walked back two steps and looked back at He Bai, who began to concentrate on washing the sheets. He couldn’t help but curl up his mouth and sang the song back to the bedroom, and continued to eat with his appetite. surface.

He Bai listened to his messy tone and smiled and rolled his eyes. Sure enough, it is a child's heart, a moment... a childish Di three years old.

Ten minutes later, Di Qiuhe came over with the noodles.

“Is it finished?” He Bai threw the washed sheets into the basin and continued to wash the pillowcase and quilt cover.

"I can't finish it." Di Qiuhe showed him the bowl, then rolled up a face with chopsticks and fed it to his mouth. He said with a straight face, "You said that if I can't finish it, you can help me." give."

Still overestimating the psychological age of Di Qiuhe.

He Bai’s head leaned back and said, “Let you put it on the table, I will wash it after washing the sheets.”

"That's cool." Di Qiuhe frowned.

He Bai explained, "It doesn't matter if this noodles are cold."

"But you are sick, you can't eat cold." Di Qiuhe did not give up, and the chopsticks stretched forward.

"..."

Deadlock for half a minute, He Bai compromised, Zhang mouth ate the mouth, and some regretted to take in such a childish guy to stay in his bedroom.

Di Qiuhe looked at the cheeks of his drums when he chewed the noodles, and his heart tickles. Although the chopsticks were newly dismantled, the face was that he ate half of it. Now the puppies have eaten half of the noodles they have eaten without abandoning them... so the puppies really adore themselves! Worship to not completely discard your own saliva!

After a good mood, his IQ, which was suppressed by emotional intelligence, finally rose back and said, "I already know about the Internet. You can rest assured that Jia will then issue a statement explaining the birthday photo, not letting the icon and the Internet. Gossip affects your current job."

He Baiyi, asked after swallowing the following article, "Are you calling Jia Jia again?"

"Yeah." Di Qiuhe picked up a chopstick face and fed it to his mouth. It seemed to be unintentional. "Take a call to Mr. Jia. In addition, Miss Jia is just an adult. It is impossible for Jia to take her. Married early."

He Bai ate the noodles and asked with doubts. "How come suddenly Miss Jia? She just turned 18, and the normal family will not marry the 18-year-old daughter. They are still children."

Although I have heard the truth about the online "confessing brother" incident from Mr. Jia Lao, but until I saw the completely random look of the puppy, the strange feeling of sorrow in his heart finally dissipated, waiting for him to finish. After a sip, I took a bite and took it seriously. "Puppy, it’s not good."

"I think so too." He Bai agreed to nod. The 17-year-old girl is beautiful and pure, but it is also very easy to be deceived by the scum male. So, if you are in love with something, it is best to have parents look at it, or don’t try it easily. If you really like it, you must first love it before you fall in love. Take a good look at each other's character.

Di Qiuhe saw that he agreed with his point of view, the curvature of the corner of his mouth was larger, and the more he fed the face, the more he started.

So one feed, one to eat, and when the sheets were washed, the online fun had been chatted by them, and the noodles were just finished.

The air conditioning wind blew, and the freshly washed sheets were hung on the clothes rail, and the water dripped from time to time. Under the window, a mattress is placed on a chair and is being baptized by the sun.

"Look at this." He Bai found a horror film and opened a bag of snacks in the hands of Sedi Qiuhe. He picked up a mango and dragged it through the trash can while peeling with a knife. "This film I always wanted to see it, but I didn't have time. Today is just free. Can't you watch the horror movie?"

"Look." Di Qiuhe leaned his chair to his side and felt that everything at this time was novel. If you don't know how to change it, "Look at this. If you like it, I can pick it up later. The film."

He Bai remembered the classic horror movie that Du Qiuhe invested in a few years later, and nodded with a smile. "Well, the film you played is definitely great." It is still very profitable.

Di Qiuhe was touched by Shun Mao. He was very good at picking up a snack and feeding it to his mouth. He was full of thoughts that "the puppy is so admiring me, then I am better for him", implicitly promised, " I must take the script and play it well."

He Bai stared at the snack for three seconds, stretched his head and ate it, then cut a piece of mango meat and fed it to his mouth, false smile. "Then I am waiting for your good film." So hurry to eat, block your mouth. , keep the state that is now a little normal.

Di Qiuhe raised his eyebrows and glanced at him. He also looked up and ate the mango he had fed. His heart was beautiful and his voice was unconsciously brought with a hint of love. "Don't worry, it won't let you wait too long."

He Bai shook and was busy taking a bag of snacks to his hand.

Di Qiuhe holding a snack, "sadness" sighed, touched the phone to send text messages to Jiang Xiuwen.

Di Qiuhe: My brother is too sticky, what should I do?

Jiang Xiuwen: Kill yourself and give your "brother" a meal.

Oh, awkward man.

Di Qiuhe put away his mobile phone, and he was relieved to rely on He Bai, who was watching movies.

After watching the movie, I arrived at dinner time. He Bai just took some food to feed the two, and then turned over the movie and continued to watch Di Qiuhe.

At ten o'clock in the evening, He Bai turned off the computer, took the dried sheets and quilts, laid the bed, turned off the lights and lay down on the bed of Niu Junjie, and yawned, and said to Di Qiuhe, who had already laid the bed, "Good night. ”

Di Qiuhe looked at his vague figure sideways, smelling the smell of the sheets on the sheets, and the smile on his face always existed, whispering back, "Puppy, good night." It is best to dream of me.

The other party did not answer, and after a few minutes, the steady breathing sound came over.

Di Qiuhe waited for a while, determined that the other party had already slept, carefully climbed up from the bed, got out of bed and took off the pajamas provided by He Bai, changed the dirty clothes after the bath, and turned to look at the sleeping white Silently said goodbye, opened the door and went out.

Grinding the door and opening the door, he walked out of the bedroom building and took out his mobile phone to open the machine.

A lot of missed calls and text messages belonging to Wang Boyi came over at once.

He opened a missed call and dialed it.

"Die Shao, you finally answered the phone! Are you just getting off the plane? I will send you a car to pick you up."

"No." Di Qiuhe looked back at the bedroom building under the night, with a hint of self-awareness and relaxation in his voice. "I stayed in school for more time. He missed me too much, and the ticket had to be changed."

Wang Boyi was surprised that his voice has improved. "You mean that you are still in B city?! Want to come back in the night? But tomorrow's training content is walking on foot, if you have a bad break..."

"I have a measure, you count the time to send a car to the airport to pick me up, hung up." Di Qiuhe hang up the phone, and then look back at the bedroom where He Bai is located, stepping toward the school.

The gossip on the Internet has been thoroughly fermented. After the statement of He Bai was thrown out, his Weibo fans skyrocketed by more than 100,000 overnight and are still growing. Several juniors of Jia’s family and Ika’s official blog paid attention to his Weibo for the first time, and forwarded the statement, silently indicating his supportive attitude towards him.

Not long after, a group of lesser-known little stars also paid attention to He Bai, and expressed their support for him, as if they and He Bai met at the Jia family banquet, they became friends as soon as they saw each other. .

Compared with the red fire on the side of He Bai, the icon is a bit miserable. The size of Weiqu and the microblog of Ma Xingtong were all overwhelmed by netizens. All the netizens who have the function of replying to pictures have succinctly tweeted the set of photos of the horse group.

He Bai sat in the last row of the bus. Seeing that Di Qiuhe’s mobile phone still couldn’t get through, he continued to flip the photos that were spread on the Internet. He only thought that the owner of the iconic boss who agreed to let Ma Qun take a birthday photo was probably in. SHI.

As far as this composition is at a problem level, where are they confident, and actually insist that Ma Qun has a new shooter? Is the company developing too smoothly?

He shook his head and opened his own Weibo homepage, ignoring the touted comments of the netizens. He first went back to the Jia family and Ika official blog, and then sent a thank you to support and care about Weibo, thinking about it, and again. I sent a microblog to appease fans of Di Qiuhe.

White and white: Thank you for your support and encouragement to the autumn powder. Your idol is very good now. You can eat and sleep. You are working hard to open a new chapter. Don’t worry, bless him.

After a brief calm, this Weibo was quickly discovered and jacked up by fans of Di Qiuhe, and the number of fans of He Bai began to rise wildly... but all the whites that are getting up and getting out of the car are completely unknown.

The mermaid has entered the final preparation period before the market, and the work belonging to He Bai has been basically completed, but he still insists on daily reports, preparing for the new creative moments that may arise at the propaganda department.

"I have never seen such a conscientious clothing photographer." After the success of the Elf series, Lin Xia’s pressure was much lighter and he was more and more gracious to He Bai. "The disease just happens to rest well, and the company will give you something." Call, don't come every day."

He Bai’s lazy nest is on the sofa, deliberately rogue. “Lin sister, are you looking at my air conditioner and WIFI every day, I feel that I am wasting my company resources, so I want to drive me away? No, I will not be like you. I am also a small mermaid employee, these are the benefits I deserve!"

Lin Xia was teased by him. He was just about to continue to tease him. He saw the white phone on the table rang. She shut up and motioned to answer the call.

He Bai picked up the phone and saw it, it was a strange number, and the doubt was connected. "Hey, which one?"

Lin Xia got up and was not ready to listen to his conversation.

"Wait!" He Bai’s expression suddenly became weird, indicating that Lin Xia should not leave, and asked on the phone side to confirm, “You mean, you want to borrow the little mermaid’s main princess series, give your daughter Miss Di Chunhua took a photo?"