One Punch Man King Engine

Chapter 4 What a Big Joke

Rumble!

A hole was directly knocked out by Wang Feng on the ground of the street, and then he tilted his head to the other side, slammed it, bang...

The quiet street suddenly burst into explosions, and all the neighbors around were awakened. One by one, they opened the windows to check, and saw that the street that was intact during the day was now devastated, and a human-shaped shadow kept hitting the street in the dusty sky. Knock out a hole.

"It's a weirdo. Quickly notify the Hero Association and let them dispatch heroes to eliminate it."

"God bless, the weirdo must not stare at my house."

The residents of the street were stunned. They hid in their homes tremblingly, or prayed for God's blessing, or called the Heroes Association, and so on.

...

Headquarters of City A Heroes Association.

"Jingle Bell!"

The Hero Association customer service hotline kept ringing.

"Hi, hello, this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association... huh? You said there are strange people in the east part of M City? Well, we have learned about the situation and will immediately send someone to verify it, and notify the nearest hero to eliminate the strange people. Please rest assured. Our hero association aims to protect the safety of the people, and will eliminate the weirdos as soon as possible..."

The customer service lady of the Heroes Association is wearing a tight black suit skirt with a white shirt inside. Interestingly, the black suit jacket of the girls from the Association is uniformly open on the chest, allowing the chest to prop up the white shirt. The eyes are usually attracted by the whiteness that rises high on their chests.

Of course, except for flat-chested girls!

"Deputy Minister Jess, according to reports from the citizens, strange people appeared on the streets of Dongcheng City, M City..." After the customer service lady hung up the phone, she immediately reported to Jess, the deputy director of the combat department of the association.

The Heroes Association has many departments, such as the Operations Department, the Finance Department, and the Operations Department. The Operations Department is responsible for combating monsters. It is subordinate to the Hero Management Team and the Intelligence Team, among which Xi Qi is the head of the Operations Department.

"Dongcheng?" Jess' stubble-covered face tightened. "Immediately call the nearby cameras to verify the situation, and evaluate the level of the monster based on the degree of disaster caused by the monster. At the same time, check whether there are any heroes operating near the place where the monster appears."

"yes!"

Maria, who is in charge of weirdo information management and monitoring, nodded, and immediately instructed the computer operators to get busy immediately. The sound of crackling keyboards kept ringing, and the live video was sent. I saw a looming figure busy in the dust.

"The weirdo is over there..."

The staff made a quick assessment based on the scene seen by the camera, and concluded after a while that the weirdo's level was...Tiger level!

"Immediately issue a weirdo alert." Jess commanded.

"clear."

Maria immediately connected with the alarm notifier in M ​​City. In every major city, the Hero Association has installed an alarm notifier similar to a TV tower. The sound of the alarm notifier can resound throughout the city, notifying the monster information in place and reminding everyone to be safe. measure.

"Residents of City M, please pay attention. Residents of City M, please pay attention. The Hero Association has issued an urgent notice that a tiger-level monster has appeared in the streets of Dongcheng. Currently, the Hero Association is dispatching heroes to eliminate the monster. Before the monster is eliminated, all residents are asked to stay away from the streets of Dongcheng..."

After Maria, together with the alarm notifier in M ​​City, disperses the residents through the alarm notifier.

"Nearby heroes... none within a kilometer...expand to a radius of one kilometer..."

On the other side, the staff is searching for heroes who are active near Dongcheng City, M City.

Standing behind Jess all the time, Coulson, who was in charge of hero management, stared at the east city area of ​​City M on Jess's computer screen, and said quietly, "By the way, the east side of City M... is the king's residence, right?"

"What? You said that King, who is known as the strongest man on the surface, lives in the east side of M City?" Jess was astonished.

Coulson nodded, "Looking at the address reported by the residents, it is indeed near King's residence."

Jess commanded immediately: "Call King immediately and ask King to take action to eliminate the weirdo."

"yes."

Maria tapped the computer a few times with her slender fingers, and Jess's computer screen immediately displayed that he was calling King.

In the world of One Punch Man, technology is very advanced, even intelligent robots have appeared, but advanced technology has not been popularized, it is only used in a few high-level institutions and companies, and the popularization of technology among the people is the same as that of the earth, with computers, cars, etc. , the only regret is that there are no online game developers in this world, and the role of the computer is to search information or chat online, so King can only play home game consoles at home, playing games like "Street King of Fighters" with a controller, and has never touched online games.

Sometimes I think about it, maybe developing an online game similar to "League of Legends" in the world of One Punch Man will become a big hit! If Saitama plays "League of Legends", he will definitely fall in love with the character of the blind monk. After all, the bald head sees the bald head, and the eyes are full of tears.

...

"Residents of City M, please pay attention. Residents of City M, please pay attention. The Hero Association informs all residents that a tiger-level monster has appeared in Dongcheng Street. Currently, the Hero Association is dispatching heroes to eliminate the monster. Before the monster is eliminated, please stay away from Dongcheng Street... "

"Eh, what?"

Wang Feng raised his head and tilted his ears, "A strange person appeared in M ​​City again? Where is it?"

He was stunned for a while, then shook his head: "Whatever, it didn't affect me anyway."

He shook his head, slammed it again, and continued to hit the street. Under the effect of the savage collision and trampling, many holes appeared in the kilometer street in front of his house. Under the effect of trampling and savage collision, he Become a bulldozer and rumble down the streets all the way.

"Jingle Bell!"

Just as he was in full swing, the mobile phone under his clothes rang suddenly. He let out a sigh of relief, took out his mobile phone and pressed the speakerphone: "Hey, who..." His head hit the street again.

Rumble!

"Excuse me, is it the king?" Jess asked cautiously.

"Yes, it's me. Tell me something, I'm busy!" Wang Feng slammed his head on the ground and replied casually.

boom……

In the headquarters of the Heroes Association, Jess, Coulson, Maria and others were stunned, and various cracking sounds continued to be heard from the computer audio.

Maria hesitated: "King seems to be fighting someone?"

"It's possible." Jess' eyes lit up, "The weirdo appeared near King's house. Maybe the king has already taken action after he found out, and he is now eliminating the weirdo."

"What are you muttering about? Speak up, it's very noisy here, I can't hear you." Wang Feng shouted from the screen.

Jess shouted into the microphone: "King, a tiger-level monster appeared near your house, and the association hopes that you can take action to eliminate the monster..."

"A weirdo appeared near me?"

Wang Feng was startled, it turned out that the strange person in the alarm just now appeared near his home.

Jess and the others looked at each other, isn't King fighting what they thought was a weirdo?

"What kind of weirdo?" He was nervous, estimating the remaining energy of the card, er, there was not much left, it was dark in the middle of winter, and it was bad luck.

"I can't be sure for the time being. The strange man is continuing to destroy the streets of Dongcheng, causing smoke and dust to fly. The strange man is very cunning and hiding in it, making it impossible for people to recognize his face."

"East City? Destroy the streets?"

Wang Feng was taken aback, why did he sound like he was talking about himself? Looking up, the smoke and dust were flying, covering the sky and the moon, and he also couldn't see the surrounding situation clearly. I wiped it, and it was exactly the same as the weird scene described by Jess.

"Did that strange man break holes in the street?" He asked tentatively.

"Yes, the entire street was almost completely destroyed, and the degree of disaster has reached the tiger level."

Wang Feng was silent for a while, and said quietly: "You all withdraw the surveillance, the weirdos won't destroy the streets anymore..." He felt that the power in his body was being drained, and he no longer needed to actively use skills to consume energy.

"Ah? Could it be that king...you have eliminated the weirdo?" Jess asked in surprise.

"..."

Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose, he was embarrassed to tell Jess that the so-called weirdo was him.

"Thank you Mr. King for your hard work for the safety of the people. The heroes in our association should learn from Mr. King's spirit and put the safety of the people and the elimination of disasters first in their hearts..."

Silence was tacit consent, Jace thought.

Wang Feng: "Uh..." Jess's praise made him blush.

"Thank you again for your dedication and good night."

Seeing that Wang Feng has been silent, Jess thought Wang Feng was bored, so he hung up the call very "sensibly".

...

Inside the Heroes Association headquarters.

Jess smiled and said, "The weirdo has been eliminated, Maria, please check."

"OK."

Maria checked the video near the streets of Dongcheng, the rumbling sound had disappeared, the dust in the sky was also gradually dissipating, and the figures in the dust disappeared.

"Report to the deputy minister that the weirdo has disappeared, but the body of the weirdo can't be found."

"Huh? How could this be?" Jess frowned, his face full of doubts.

"Well, it's normal to not find the corpse, you forgot what the king's trick is?" Coulson smiled.

Maria and Jess' eyes lit up, and they said in unison: "Purgatory Wushuang Explosive Wave Cannon!?"

"That's right, it's rumored that when this move comes out, everything that stands in front of it will be wiped out. It is estimated that the weirdo has already drifted away with the wind." Coulson pushed his glasses, and his blond hair was parted in the middle, which was very attractive.

"Okay, as expected of the king." Jess laughed loudly, "Hurry up, issue a notice to the residents of City M, telling them that the weirdo has been wiped out."

"I'll do it right away."

Maria flicked her short dark green hair, and a smile also appeared on her pretty face.

"Well, since the weirdo has been wiped out, I'm going back to sleep. The signs of weirdo activity have become more and more frequent recently, and I'm exhausted."

Coulson stretched, turned and left the war room.

Maria reconnected to the M city alarm notifier, and notified the citizens with a sweet voice: "M city residents, please pay attention, M city residents, please pay attention, the tiger-level monsters that appeared in the east part of M city have been eliminated by the S-level hero king, and the east part is safe. Please rest assured..."

Wang Feng was thinking about how to make up for the fault of destroying the street at home, when he heard the siren notification, he was stunned.

"This joke... is so big."

He became a "weird" and a "hero" at the same time, playing two roles, and the most important thing is to gain both fame and fortune! It's like a joke!

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