One Punch Man King Engine

"ng, it turns out that I'm still no match for you, but I really want to ask... do all of you powerful guys like to hit eggs?"

Sony's face was livid, pointing at ng and whining.

"Egg hitting? Oh no, I don't have a hobby of hitting eggs, I just happened to hit your indescribable part. In other words, maybe you have the magic power to attract fists."

ng explained very seriously.

"No matter what, I'm willing to gamble and admit defeat. Since I've lost in your hands, I'm willing to capture it without a fight. However, I will come out again sooner or later. At that time, we will have to compete."

Sonic gritted his teeth tightly and spoke harshly.

"Hey, don't be brave, why are you willing to gamble and admit defeat, why are you willing to get caught without a fight, you obviously can't run, right?" The heart-rending words of the Venerable Vest pierced Sonic's heart.

"Hmph, I'm an excellent ninja from the ninja village. I've already practiced the character 'ninja' so well. How could I be knocked down by a small blow? If I want to escape, I just need to kick my feet. It can disappear from your eyes in an instant, so that you can't even catch the shadow."

"..."

Can't tell!

Seeing Sonic's situation at this moment, Ning and the Venerable in the vest were speechless.

"What kind of expression do you have... Do you think I'm lying?"

Sonic glared fiercely at ng and the venerable vest, his legs clamped the ham and eggs, shaking constantly, his delicate face was distorted due to the pain, his forehead was dripping with cold sweat, his whole body looked extremely exhausted, as if he had masturbated too much.

Beep beep beep!

During the confrontation between several people, the police car arrived late.

"I lost this time, so I am willing to bow my head. Next time I will..."

Before Sonic could finish his sentence, his mouth was gagged. Since Sonic was a good ninja with many means of escape, the police station specially used the latest special torture device made by the Heroes Association to tie Sonic's whole body in the The torture equipment was still there, and he couldn't move, even his mouth was sealed.

Beep beep beep!

The police re-arrested Sonic and brought him to justice. After thanking ng and Venerable Vest for their help, they immediately escorted Sonic to Shougai Prison. Only in Shougai Prison would such a powerful criminal be safe.

"It's settled."

ng looked at the police car going away and felt a headache. He thought he could delay the duel with the tornado by virtue of Sonic's jailbreak incident, but he didn't expect to finish Sonic with almost no effort. What an annoyance.

"Let's go, what should be faced is always faced, this is life."

He smiled helplessly, turned and walked towards Mike's car.

"Ning, wait a moment."

The Venerable in the vest suddenly stopped ng without warning.

"Um?"

ng looked back at the vested venerable in puzzlement, what the hell are you doing?

"ng, actually, there is one thing I wanted to tell you a long time ago." Venerable Venerable in the vest breathed out lightly, and said slowly: "I have always been unconvinced about your title of strongest man!"

"..."

how? You want to play with me too?

ng speechless,

Sure enough, the heights are extremely cold, and everyone wants to climb and conquer my peak.

"However, I also know that in terms of strength, I am not your opponent. Just now, I couldn't detect the figure of Sonic's super fast movement, but you easily defeated the other party. To put it bluntly , I lost to you indirectly."

The venerable vest stared at ng, and said solemnly: "However, the title of the strongest man can't just be based on strength. A man... the most important thing is to lose his kidneys."

"Kidney loss?"

ng full of watts, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all?

"Huh~" The Venerable Vest took a deep breath, as if making a major decision, and looked at ng solemnly, "ng, before you and the tornado, let's have a man's competition? Let's see Who is more manly!?"

"Men's competition? Arm wrestling?"

ng suddenly remembered the first time he met Venerable Vest at the headquarters of the Heroes Association. Fortunately, it was not held under Xi Qi's mediation, otherwise, his little arms and legs would really be no match for the opponent.

Unexpectedly, after a lapse of several months, the Venerable Vest once again proposed a competition between men, and it was at a critical moment when he was dueling with Tornado.

"Of course it's not an arm wrestling." The corner of the vest's mouth twitched, and he complained in his heart. With your arm strength to swing hundreds of tons of objects, wouldn't it be cruel to wrestle your wrist with you?

"what is that?"

"Of course, the competition between men has to go to the kidneys, so I decided to challenge you. Let's compete together in a traditional men's competition that has been passed down from ancient times...Compare who pees farther!"

"puff!"

Ng stared dumbfounded at the solemn vest venerable, Watt, are you sure you are not joking, the battle between our two imposing super heroes is... who can pee farther?

"OK!"

After thinking for two seconds, he agreed cleanly. This competition is better than arm wrestling, at least the peeing is farther away. He has a chance to win, but arm wrestling, on the premise of not consuming cards, is basically a loser, so he After weighing it in his mind, he still felt that whoever peed farther was more in line with his current situation.

"ng, you don't need to carry burdens, just treat it as your warm-up before the duel with Tornado, it's okay to lose, after all, it can't represent the real strength."

The venerable vest pointed forward, "There is a lawn there, and there is no one around now, we can carry out the competition with peace of mind."

"Is it in the open air?"

Ning asked in surprise, isn't it better to find a hidden place for this kind of thing? Is it too wicked to compare who pees farther on the park lawn in the city?

"Don't worry, I don't sense anyone around me, even if we pee all over the place, no one will care about us."

The Venerable Vest took the lead and went to the lawn to wait.

ng slapped his forehead, and followed helplessly, my majestic and strongest man actually wants to do such a vulgar thing, it's too cheap.

"Let's talk about the rules..." The venerable in the vest glanced sideways, and said in a low voice, "Let's see who can urinate farther, and the person who can urinate farther wins."

"..."

What's the difference between this rule and not saying it?

The corner of ng's mouth twitched slightly, and he nodded silently.

"Okay, now that you understand the rules, then... the battle begins!"

The Venerable Vest's eyes froze, the muscles in his arms tensed instantly, his biceps protruded high, his veined palm yanked, and with a bang, the zipper was pulled down. In an instant, the weapon was ready, aimed at the target, and ready to go. emission!

zzz!

The shells are fired, draw a perfect parabola, and move forward towards the enemy!

boom!

The artillery roared and landed leisurely, and the air was filled with the special smell produced by the artillery shells.

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