One Punch Man King Engine

"Oh, that guy Saitama came out...so fast...to catch up with the supermarket sale?"

King stepped out of the cafe and reset the radar map target in his mind to Saitama, and unexpectedly found that Saitama, who had not moved before, had left the no-man's land and entered the downtown streets of Z.

It only took a few minutes for him to check the position of Genos and switch back. Saitama's position changed like a big shift in the universe. One can imagine how fast Saitama is.

He naturally changed direction and followed Saitama away.

However, he was just halfway there...

"Ah! My face..."

"Ah, ah, I'm getting ugly..."

King was taken aback by the screams. He looked at the grandpas and grandmas in front of him who fell to the ground and screamed in pain, and the people next to him anxiously called for emergency services.

"Hey, what happened to the old people? Is it a disease attack?"

King stepped forward to ask concerned, secretly thinking that it must be a collective heart attack, what a coincidence!

A young man shook his head with lingering fear, "No, they are not old people, they are young people about my age, and their faces have become old only because they were attacked by strange people on their faces."

"wack?"

King's heart skipped a beat. The monster siren just now seemed to say that a monster appeared in the central street!

The young man kindly said: "Don't worry, the weirdo has been wiped out by someone. The corpse is in front, waiting for the staff of the Heroes Association to come and collect the corpse."

"Weird body!?"

King's eyes lit up, and he skipped the unlucky "old men" and quickly searched for the wreckage of the monster. After entering a certain range, the system did prompt that there were monster cards that could be converted, and he happily reached out to touch them.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a two-star monster card male beautifier."

Another monster card started.

He habitually checks the attributes and skills of the new card. After the monster card is opened, he looks at the content of the card introduction, and his face instantly becomes weird.

Male beauticians have two special skills, each of which can launch a chemical solution. The first skill is called Barbara Ugly Juice. As long as it is sprayed on a person's face, the face will be corroded and become old and ugly ;The second skill is called Barbara Return Me Pretty Liquid, which can restore the disfigured face. It is the antidote for Barbara's ugly juice.

The name of this skill... is full of innocence!

King couldn't complain anymore, put away his weird expression, and prepared to treat the victim.

Jingle Bell!

At this time, his mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he opened it, the caller showed Tong Di.

"Hello, is it Uncle King? There was an emergency in the hospital, and Miss Yali disappeared again, leaving only a bouquet of roses and a wedding ring on the hospital bed. I suspect that this time it might really be the work of a romantic killer."

Tong Di's serious voice came from the other end of the phone.

King said calmly, "Oh, I see."

"Uncle King, why don't you come to the hospital to have a look?"

He thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I won't go to the hospital for the time being."

Soon, he hung up Tongdi's phone, went back to the "elderly people" who were waiting for treatment, and told them: "Don't be afraid, everyone, I can restore everyone's previous appearance."

Everyone was stunned, where did the second B come from?

"System, I want to use the two-star monster card Male Beauty Man."

A hero who is lucky is also a hero! It's great to be able to do something for the people.

"The card character possessed successfully!"

"Ding, consume a two-star card and get 1107 experience points."

"Ding, the host failed to comprehend the skills of the card characters."

Under the stunned eyes of the "old people", he spat twice on both hands, rubbed his hands angrily, and then smeared it on the frightened face of one of the "old people".

"Wow~ First disfigured and then insulted, I might as well die."

The first "elderly man" to receive the king's loving caress (river crab) cried out like a child weighing more than two hundred catties.

The "elderly people" next to us also have ties to each other. It's okay for weirdos to bully us, but even our own people bully us. Does this world allow people to live?

"What are you guys doing?"

"You bastard, I'll kill you!"

A few well-meaning people next to him looked at King angrily, gnashing their teeth one by one, wishing they could pounce on King and beat King up to enforce justice.

King looked innocent, "Hey, don't be sad, see if your face has changed for the better?"

"Eh?"

Those who denounced and accused King looked in amazement at the "old man" whose face quickly recovered after being smeared with King's saliva, "Okay, his face has changed back."

The "old man" was even more pleasantly surprised, "My face, my face...haha, I'm handsome again."

cut!

Everyone looked at the guy with a bumpy face contemptuously, handsome is a derogatory term for you.

"Come on, come on, line up."

King spat violently into the palm of his hand, beckoning his victims to come and get a slobber.

"That... can I change the liquid?"

"Of course, my urine also has a detoxifying effect."

"Please smear your saliva on my face, don't take pity on me."

Snapped!

A slap in the face, um, faithfully implement your request, I will never show mercy.

In a short while, the king changed those "old men" back to their original appearance. After they recovered, they suddenly looked at the king with unkind eyes.

"Why can you detoxify the venom of the weirdo? What is your relationship with the weirdo?" They have the rhythm of calling the police or notifying the Heroes Association if the king can't give a reasonable explanation.

King: "..." When he put on his pants, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.

"King, you killed the weirdo!?"

At this time, an angry question suddenly sounded in the air, a green light flashed by, and the tornado stopped firmly in the air, staring at King's arm that was dirty from the coffee with an uncertain expression on his face.

Others were stunned, what! ? Trembling tornado? King?

"It was he who killed the weirdo. He punched his head. There are still traces of killing the weirdo on his fist. I... I lost again." Tornado was very wronged, and he had obviously worked hard. In order to find this weirdo, She searched almost the entire city of Z, but...but still lost to the stinky king.

No, I cannot admit defeat, I am the strongest human being!

She stared at King fiercely, and the words floated down from the sky with gritted teeth:

"Damn king, you were lucky enough to win again this time, but next time... next time I must win you, you just wait for me, our agreement is not over yet, sooner or later we will compete in superpowers Next, I want to prove to everyone that I am the strongest human being."

The trembling tornado didn't wait for a second. After uttering a harsh word with grief and indignation, it quickly disappeared into the sky, turning into a twinkling little star.

King looked at the tornado that came in a hurry and left in a hurry, like the wind, like a mystery.

"Hey, what happened? Can anyone tell me? I'm so lost..."

He thought about it for a long time, but he still couldn't come up with a reason. He could only attribute Tornado's overreaction to the arrival of his aunt. To stay at home with relatives! But seeing her alive and kicking, he was very puzzled, could it be that the aunt of a legal loli passed away faster than a normal woman?

He turned around, and suddenly found a pack of wolf-like eyes around him, um, perverts.

"Wow, it's Mr. King, I want to give birth to a monkey."

Hello, are you a man? Are you sure you can have a monkey?

"It turned out that it was Mr. King who killed the strange man, and even cured our appearance. I will never be able to repay such a great kindness in my life. I have decided that I will repay your kindness with my body."

Aunt, you are not repaying a favor, it is clearly revenge!

"Mr. King, let's take a couple photo together."

Well, don't rush over, or don't blame me for being rude and turning the photos you took into your posthumous photos.