One Hundred Ways to Become a God

He looked at the last line of the main post, and the mood was complicated for a moment.

He can already imagine the style of the reply.

Since the infernal turmoil two thousand years ago, the metaphysical circles have changed one after another. Those who experienced the turmoil in that year have basically died, and the ghost prisoner has never appeared before. Did not say clearly, but after so many years, Xuanqi sleeps in the depths of **** without any movement, and everyone has gradually acquiesced to the principle that unless the world shakes and never appears.

Now he suddenly appeared without warning, handled a case of a ghost prisoner, and looked at the statement of the case, but also clearly showed a glimpse of the sun, can imagine the reaction of everyone.

He Wei slightly sideways, and the man who was lying on his shoulder, the same girl looking at him, looked at each other for a moment.

The man has been busy squatting on his shoulders and cheeks. His attention has not been placed on the computer, and he has come into contact with his complicated eyes. There is a confusing confusion in his eyes. "What?"

He Hao vacated a hand and brutally rubbed his hair against some of his messy hair. "Come, see for yourself."

The man obeyed the bet on the small computer screen. As the mouse wheel slid down, the following reply gradually appeared in front of the two.

1L [a pack of salted fish]: The signature of the handler? ? ? ? ? ? I'm blind? ? ?

2L [professional fish eaters]: Is it too strange to deal with people too magical? ? ? ? I scared my stupid fish out of the fins!

3L [Professional Health Person]: Is it really not a ghost prisoner's mistake? Is this a living textbook? ?

4L [can still live another five hundred years of tentacles]: Mom, the melon is smashed! ! So is the person dealing with it serious? ?

5L [Do not stand flag will die]: Big out? ? What's the big deal in the world? ? Earth is about to be destroyed? ? ? Frightened!

6L [Sleepy and dull]: I was scared to eat a mosquito! ! ! Emmmmmmm fortunately no colleagues next to it! ! !

......

When he pulled down, the reply of the first few hundred posts was basically meaningless and surprised. He suspected that his eyes suspected that life was about to destroy the earth. Looking at the description of the reply, there are many little goblins who are not deep in the process. I was scared to get out of the daytime prototype.

The little goblins who live in the mountains or live alone are not a big problem, but the little goblins who are living in the crowd and even have a legitimate job in the human world, almost all of them are exposed in front of human beings. Take out your own tail paws.

The Monster Management Department prohibits monsters from showing abnormalities in front of people. No matter what reason they expose their identity in public, they will be directly revoked certificates that allow them to live in the human world and be sent back to their native places. It’s a very serious thing for the little monsters to show the original shape during the day.

It’s a chicken jump.

Looking at this piece of misery, He Wei unexpectedly felt a little funny, and after a few glances, he went down.

The man slammed on his shoulder and followed him to read the post without a word.

After the three thousand stickers, the content of those who expressed frightened was much less. The people who gradually calmed down slightly returned some IQs and began to think about the meaning behind the mysterious appearance.

3235L [A Roasted Rice Cake]: Don't be embarrassed, you have already helped the private prison department of the Prison Prison Department. There is no error message in the penalty notice. Yes, as you have seen, this only exists in textbooks. Da Yu lived.

3466L [It's better to return]: Then the question is coming, and the sin of God for two thousand years suddenly appears. What is the big thing to happen? ? ?

3835L [Little pity to eat pickles]: Is this, **** and another accident?

4188L [The big raccoon of the cockroach]: Is it the enchantment of **** and human world to hang? ? Was it not torn once two thousand years ago? Can't hold it now?

4189L [Indulge in playing tails]: Don't take the rhythm upstairs. The last enchantment has been repaired once by the big cockroaches. It can't be so fragile, and guessing is also about basic logic. Use your limited brain capacity. Think a little, the enchantment is really broken, we can still sit here and brush up and guess? ? ? ?

......

6977L[Zishan Xianhe Farm No. 1 Breeder]: The poor road has just been urgently hanged. There is no major disaster between the heavens and the earth in a hundred years, and all the friends are assured!

8088L [one tofu per day]: Touching the chin, it has nothing to do with the disaster in the world. Isn't **** ready for a big move to reform? How do you say it is also the general manager of the ghost prison division, it is impossible to leave it alone.

9105L [One day a melon]: Reform theory +1, then divergent thinking, now the ghost prisoner is a big one, afraid that other divisions have been suppressed for too long, and finally can not help but divide the cake, the result is a big alarm What?

9266L[唧唧复唧唧]: Got it, I think everything is possible. The fact that the cake is purely nonsense, is the supervision of the ghost prisoner from the day of establishment? The big one is not a thousand years and two thousand years. How can it be done until now?

9447L [We don't have a chicken thank you]: I don't think it's reliable. Dad is a role that the king doesn't dare to move. Other directors are not stupid. It's how much you die before you want to talk to this guy. According to reliable internal news, this ups and downs for so many years, the salary has not stopped for a day! Old irons look at this background! ! !

When I saw the salary, He Lu’s mouse wheel stopped and reflexively wanted to refute it.

Although the man's body is sleeping in the depths of hell, it is clear that there is a glimpse of the gods attached to the sinister commander and has been doing its duty to supervise the work of the subordinates. Never had a scorpion, how did it become a shift?

... well, except for a moment ago, the fascination of the gods was attracted by his spiritual strength, and he slipped off the sin commander for two days.

Thinking of this, He Yan’s heart was inevitably a little subtle, his hand stopped on the keyboard for a long while, and finally gave up the intention of rebutting the reply, and then looked down silently.

After a variety of arguments that opened up a lot of brains, I finally found a reply that was slightly closer to the truth.

10446L [Do not touch the tail]: Hold my dog's life tightly, and guess a few softly... I think you are not too complicated to think about it. You may just wake up and think about it. , care about people's livelihood?

10539L [撸 bald hair]: Drink and drink, say that the big one wakes up, you are like a salted fish like you, every day, you know that you have eaten, slept, and eaten? Is it obvious that people are practicing at a retreat? What did you say?

This ridicule is like a signal. Then, in the reply that follows, the friend who raised the "sleeping theory" has been neglected by countless people.

11111L [87 years of cola into fine]: Hahahahahahahaha "sleeping on the theory", this tail brother really dare to think, really how bold the demon, how far is the brain hole!

13369L [A big cockroach]: It can be said that the leopard smiled and drank.

15547L[A few sets of a flag]: I laughed and killed this "sleeping theory", why don't you say that you are too long to think of getting up in bed and falling in love? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

In this regard, He Wei can only: "..."

"These people," he thought of the language and euphemistically sighed: "The imagination is really rich."

What conspiracy theory reforms the cake theory, in fact, the truth is that the mysterious movement of the heart, want to come out to talk about a love ... has not been so complicated.

He Wei only felt his shoulders sink, and two soft, cold objects passed over his ear. Then a low voice rang in his ear: "Sorry, I don't think about it, I will make an announcement to explain it later."

He Wei let him see this, but he is not blaming him. He just thinks that it is a little fun. He wants to see his reaction and tease him. He immediately frowned and said: "Is this not the regulation of your department? What is a good apology? Let them guess, there is no need to make a special announcement."

The past penalty announcements of the Ghost Prison Division are all in accordance with this format. Every case must be clearly marked, even if the mysterious person is the Director, there should be no exception.

Therefore, the practice of the ghost prisoner is not a problem. To blame, those who are in the metaphysical world are too big.

The man who looked at him seemed to have paused and sighed: "You are not angry."

After talking like a docile big dog, he licked his earlobe.

In addition to the waist, He Wei’s ears are also very sensitive. He was swept away by a man’s slippery tongue. He couldn’t help but feel a little itchy, and even his heartbeat followed a mess. He quickly warned the man: “Don’t be angry, don’t bother. And some are safe."

His post has not been read yet, but he does not want to be confused by this time.

The man's reaction is to use the teeth to gently hold the ear beads that he had just licked, and grind it between the lips and teeth.

He sighed gently, and it only burned on the cheeks in the heat of the ear. He only felt that the air in his mouth had some burning heat, and the text on the computer screen was also in front of him. Followed by the blur.

In fact, I don't know if it is his illusion. Since he found that he can absorb the things that men have left in his body, his body seems to be more and more sensitive.

The man stretched his arms and simply put the thin laptop on, and made a "squeaky" sound, then gently placed it on the desk next to him, while the other hand pulled the youth's face, thin lips printed On his lips, it brought a icy temperature.

......

The speed of nightfall is always so fast. From the beginning of the sun to the fall of the night, it is only a matter of moments.

When He Wei completely gave up the plan to read this post, at the other end of the distant city, there were people who persistently brushed the same post with their mobile phones, and fell into doubt about life.

The night is already deep. Except for those who have already cultivated to the power of not eating the grain, most of the metaphysical people also have to rest every day like ordinary people.

At this time, in the old house of Fujia, the lights in one room have all been extinguished. In the darkness, Fu Chenhua, who has a regular work schedule, has not rested on time, but sits on the bed, and the mobile phone screen in front of him is faint. The glare of the light, the pale face of his own because of weakness, more like the ghost in the middle of the night.

Looking at the line in the middle of the screen, his brows were wrinkled, and the lips without blood were tight, and the look was an unspeakable complex.

It was probably a look between suspiciousness and confusion, mixed with a hint of ridicule.

15547L: [A few sets of a flag]: I laughed at this "sleeping theory", why don't you say that you are single and too long to think about getting up and falling in love? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The black man and the young man’s fingers were like a picture of a mantra, and he couldn’t linger in his mind for a long time. He stared at the string of “hahaha” for a long time, and finally he was so heavy. Suddenly, a sigh escaped from the chest.

He thought with a blank expression.

This Taoist friend, I hope you can laugh when you know the truth.

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