Mystery Makes Me Strong

Professor Malley, an old white man, has been hiding in the State of the Colossus for a long time, so long that most people have forgotten him, so long that he has worked hard on his own to become a blue-robed priest.

No one remembered that he followed several aliens and solved many influential mysterious incidents.

He is now escorting four people back to where the two giant statues are, together with a few colleagues.

These four people destroyed the birth of a very important form of entertainment, and their sins are very, very great.

Among them was a person he knew very well, who was his idol when he was still a professor——Dr. Stein, a crazy scientific supremacist.

He used to admire each other, but he didn't realize until later that science itself is amazing, but people who study science and technology are too fragile.

Human beings have no time to rely on the development of technology to fight against mysterious disasters.

Alas, I didn't expect this doctor to come to this step today, from a high-ranking idol to a prisoner.

He shook his head inwardly.

He knew that the Colossus was no violent creature, but anyone who dared to interfere with its entertainment would pay very dearly—you would be a toy yourself.

If you die, you won't die, but you will be played very embarrassingly.

Like a priest who once screwed up a big sports meet because of alcoholism, ended up hanging upside down, and did all the projects by himself...and then he became famous.

There are many people who love to drink, even if some people become noble priests, they still cannot get rid of this hobby.

Professor McLeary found that the four people seemed to be unaware of what kind of doom they were about to suffer, and even seemed a little relaxed.

They took the plane together and returned to where the Colossus was.

During the flight, he found an opportunity to talk to Dr. Stein.

The two were in the bathroom, facing each other.

"I don't like being followed when I go to the toilet." Dr. Stein said angrily.

"Doctor, I know you, you are the smartest scientist, someone said so," Professor Malley said seriously, "I am also your admirer."

"Oh, a priest of an evil god is my admirer, and yes, many of my methods are seen by many people as methods that can only be used by evil gods." Dr. Stein expressed disdain for his colleagues in front of him.

"Well, you may not believe it. I just want to remind you out of kindness, what you should do next to be forgiven." Professor Malley sighed.

He is indeed out of kindness. Although he is also a selfish person, if it does not harm his own interests, he will still save people, such as when he was saving people with Milia before.

"Hmph, many people have deceived me like this, saying things that are good for me, but in fact they are using me and squeezing every penny of my value." Dr. Stein disdainfully said.

"Forget it, maybe you have been deceived before, please remember what I say next..."

"Try to make yourself as ridiculous as you can, and you'll live."

"If you can't make yourself funny, find a way to make others funny."

"If you can't do those two things, then don't be embarrassed by being teased and teased."

"As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."

After speaking, Professor Malley walked out of the bathroom.

The other priests didn't pay attention to his small movements. Someone saw it, but didn't say anything.

Because Professor Malley is a rising star in the field of entertainment, he has used various scientific methods to calculate which entertainment methods can make the Colossus more happy.

This is very important to them.

After all, although many priests are pious enough, their brains are not good enough, and they will only sacrifice to the giant statue rigidly.

That's bad, and Colossus often doesn't respond to these people.

Dr. Stein had a good memory, and when he came back, he took the time to tell the other three what Professor Malley had said.

Four people sat in the middle two rows of the plane.

The old man Fengshu said in a low voice: "That guy seems to be kind, and the information I have is consistent with the information I have. That giant statue really likes to toss others, and it likes to watch all kinds of fun. I'm afraid we will indeed suffer the bad luck of being laughed at on stage. .”

"I, I can't stand being laughed at by others on stage, I'd rather die." Bracken was taken aback.

"Hmph, be strong, you have to learn to be content, they are not a group of demons, otherwise, we'd better take the poison earlier." Birch didn't care.

Isn't it just being laughed at on stage? What's wrong with being a clown?

Just be alive.

"Yeah, isn't it just being laughed at..." Father Maple continued.

Several other priests looked at the four from a distance, letting them whisper.

…………

Soon, the four of them understood what it means to be accused by thousands of people and die without a problem.

"These four guys have ruined our gift to the Colossus, we will let them serve as this gift!"

Under the two giant statues of goldfish and tiger, a red-robed priest played a dance of construction machinery to the believers in the audience, which attracted cheers and praise from everyone.

Then he pointed out the crimes of the four.

This made everyone very angry.

Fortunately for the four of them, the following people did not shout the usual words like "burn him to death" and "hang him to death".

Instead it says "make them toys" "make them machines"...

"Now we can give you a chance, as long as you can satisfy the colossus, we can let you go." The red-robed priest signaled the people below to be quiet, and then said to the four of them.

"I can talk show." Father Maple said proudly.

"Okay, let's go for a while."

However, five minutes later, everyone cursed:

"What era is this joke, it must be my grandma's time!"

"When I heard these jokes, I remembered I was still in kindergarten."

"Idiot, do you think the Colossus God is so easily fooled by you?"

Papa Maple fled with his head in his arms when he was hit by a pile of banana peels and egg shells.

"Hahaha……"

His embarrassed appearance made more people laugh than his jokes.

Normally, people are not allowed to make fun of others at will, but now it is different, this is the punishment for sinners.

They can taunt and throw all kinds of objects.

"You three?" the red-robed priest said to the other two women and Dr. Stein.

The other three immediately understood that the entertainment threshold of these colossus believers was very high, and it was impossible for them to be satisfied with a simple form of entertainment, let alone the colossus.

Still, Dr. Stein took the stage confidently.

"Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a mathematician. One day the water pipe in his house broke down."

"A plumber came and helped him fix it, and then the mathematician asked how much it cost this time."

"The plumber said a number, and said that there are occasional extra benefits. The mathematician was taken aback. It was more than half a month's salary, so he also wanted to be a plumber."

"The plumber said, yes, but the company doesn't want to hire people with too high a degree. You'd better not say that you graduated from college, but that you didn't graduate from elementary school."

"The mathematician agreed, and then successfully applied for the job. In the end, the plumber company felt that their education was too low, and organized a basic mathematics training."

"Go down!" Someone threw a banana, "It's so long-winded!"

"I'll give you another minute! If you don't laugh, you'll die!"

"Come right away," Dr. Stein said hastily, "the mathematician was asked to do a problem, which was to calculate the area of ​​a circle, but the mathematician forgot the area of ​​the circle πr2 because of his anxiety, so he decided to deduce it from scratch. Divide the circle infinitely and use integral to solve it, but after all the calculations, it is all negative πr2.”

"No matter how he calculates, he is wrong. At this time, other plumber colleagues who watched him do the problem said one after another, exchange the upper and lower limits of the points..."

"Hahaha..." After Dr. Stein finished speaking, he began to laugh by himself, rocking back and forth.

However, with a smile and a smile, he stopped smiling, because everyone in the audience stared at him blankly.

Does no one understand?

He felt a sudden pang of sadness.

"Fool, what are you laughing at?" Someone laughed.

"That's right, isn't it just a circular area? I haven't graduated from elementary school, so I can do it."

Dr. Stein was powerless to defend himself. He glanced at the rough guys in the audience. They were a group of people who could only enjoy five minutes of happiness and didn't think about deeper things at all.

Soon he was overwhelmed by the same banana peels and corn husks, but instead of dodging like Daddy Maple, he let those things pile him into a ball...

"Hahaha, look at that person, it looks like a ball."

This time, many people finally laughed out loud.