My youth love story can definitely be written

It is said that a little profile can effectively increase popularity, but how can a pure person like me become dirty?

"Hachiman, help me wash fat times."

"Huh? Why are you wet again."

"Aren't you all Yawata's fault?"

1 Check in

"I heard that you were punished to leave the normal dormitory and come to Sakura Village because you are resolutely unwilling to dye your hair dyed blonde back to black?"

Chihiro Chihiro looked at the ordinary face of the boy with blond hair in front of him, and immediately understood the reason for the boy's hair dyeing. Poor boy, probably thinking about dyeing blond hair or attracting the girl's attention, right?Judging from his ordinary face, maybe the last time I talked to a girl was years ago, right?What a pity, a pity, even if he dyes blond hair, no girl would like it with his dead fish eyes!Damn, I don't have a boyfriend, you want to leave the group?Can't burn to death.

"Hey, the malice is almost flowing to your face." Biqigu Hachiman looked at the female teacher who dressed up in front of him with a little helplessness. Yes, there is no wrong way to use the word exposing sexy. Low-cut outfits are super personal. Clothing, the dress of the woman in front of me really only reminds Biqigu of the characters seen in certain movies, such as the secret teaching in the classroom after class, but no matter what Biqigu thinks about this teacher, she changes No matter the fact that she is the administrator of the Sakura Village where Biqigu will be staying, well, there seems to be a grammatical problem. Don't mind.

The expression of the female teacher in front of me is very clear, like Biqigu’s announcement of this fact—I’m making up for you, or that I’m masturbating you. Of course, the YY here is not that adolescents like Biqigu may be against The teacher in front of me did the same thing, but a bit worse than that, for example, Billy ♂?Or philosophy ♂?This is the case (the Philosophy Party, don't beat me, joking, not malicious). In other words, after saying this, it seems that Qigu doesn't know the name of this teacher?This was too rude, more than Qigu thought, so he spoke straightforwardly,

"I'm Biqi Gu Hachiman in the second grade of general subjects. I don't know what your name is, teacher?"

"Name? The current high school students are so bold. They dare to attack the teacher and me. Unfortunately, the teacher I have no interest in children~" Sengoku raised an eyebrow, and molesting an innocent high school student is a great joy in life. She couldn't wait to see the little boy blushing in front of her for a while.

How hungry and thirsty is this aunt——, Biqigu feels like a dog, of course, just to describe his mood, please don’t come to him, if there is no accident in the next two years, he must live here. The problem is that the auntie's personality seems to be a bit unique, and he feels that the next two years will not be too good. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but make his face slightly bitter.

"Hey, what's your expression?" Qianshi's heart was full of depression, and his face was red when he said it?Coach, he does not play cards according to common sense!Is it possible that the charm of the old lady has fallen to this point?Even a high school kid can't be tempted anymore.Shaking his head, Sengoku shook out the various dark thoughts that had emerged in his heart, raised his head and frowned and said depressed, "Room 101 on the first floor, and the second floor is where the girls live, if I find you sneaking up. I will castrate you."

Biqiguton felt a cold in his lower body, and became more determined to stay away from this auntie in the future. Looking at her frowning and cold face, if Biqigu feels unthankful, it is very likely that he will not see tomorrow. Sun, so he spoke decisively, "Room 101, right, thank you, auntie, I will never go to the second floor without your permission."

"Ah, auntie?" Qianshi was stunned in the same place and suddenly received too much stimulation and did not react. Although he was already an Amazon female warrior with a level of over 30, auntie!?Does she seem to be old enough to be called an aunt by a high school student?

"Hey, brat, get back right away and tell me clearly, who do you call auntie!"

Hearing the snarling roar from Qianshi behind, Bi Qigu shrank his head, speeded up and moved his belongings back to Room 101.

If you don’t die, you won’t die. Biqigu sneered at this sentence. He thought that he didn’t even have the courage to try. What is the difference between being a man and a salted fish? What's more, he would never have personally boarded himself if he heard the narratives of the people who reached the top of the mountain. What I saw with my own eyes on the top of the mountain was true.Today, according to his own ideas, after a successful death, he came to the conclusion that there are always reasons for the birth of celebrity quotes, and it is definitely not a person who can put up a celebrity quote by rashly saying a word with a mouth. The name, if you don’t die, you won’t die. This sentence is its model. If you don’t, you won’t die. If you do it, you will be like Biqigu.

Biqigu Hachiman, from Chiba, 17 years old, died, cause of death, death.Biqigu can already imagine what he will write about his life history, and that will soon become a reality. If the Amazon female warrior behind him who has a level of over 30 doesn't quickly let go of his head.

Rare Naked Choke is a famous move in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It also has a more fragrant name with a naked twist on the back, but in fact this is a very practical killing technique. The people who get the trick are usually the same as the old ones. It’s almost the same. I can’t resist. As time goes by, I suffocate and die, or I’ve been crushed by my opponent’s Adam’s apple before I die, but it’s only usually, although people should feel breathing when their neck is strangled vigorously. Difficulty, uncomfortable all over—I’m not talking about vigor,

But Biqigu is actually not as uncomfortable as he showed. In fact, if he wants to, he can even kill the Obasan who is strangling his head behind him in a second, but it doesn’t make much sense, not just The two soft touches that have been cushioned behind his head are destined to be unable to do anything to her by the identity of this female teacher, let alone that there is a reason for her anger.

Therefore, in summary, Biqigu could only helplessly be pressed by the violent female teacher behind her head against her chest, calling for help.

"Ah, is this the junior?"

A crisp and sweet voice came into his ears, and Biqigu raised his head subconsciously. Although the two arms in front of him and behind him desperately interfered with him, obviously, the effect was minimal, and Biqigu lifted and pressed it effortlessly. The hand on the back of his head and both eyes stared at the girl in front of him blankly. From what she said, it should be Biqigu’s senior, that is, the third year of high school, but she is a bit smaller, although Biqigu doesn’t know. What kind of medicine did I take? It grew to 1.85 meters tall, which is a bit exaggerated among normal Japanese men.

However, the girl in front of her head can't even reach his shoulders. It is obviously less than 160 cm. She is very small and exquisite. Although she is very dissatisfied with her embarrassed appearance when she appears in front of her, if she asks for help, it should be able to solve it. In the current embarrassing situation, with this idea, Bi Qigu opened his mouth to the young man who gradually walked in, "Hello, can you help me stop the auntie behind me..."?

Biqigu didn't finish his words, because the girl in front of him had a fatal blow when she stood in front of him, whether it was physically or spiritually.Even if my body is different from ordinary people, there is no way to be immune to such a sharp blow.Before tears filled his eyes, Biqigu had such thoughts in his mind.

Well, I have written two books.

How to put it, there are various reasons, such as no one sees it?But of course no one reads it. The most important thing is that I can't write the feeling I want.There is also laziness, but during the Chinese New Year, I thought about it. Writing novels is my dream. The time I can work hard for this dream is about the past two years. It’s better to have a poor writing and practice, and no one will read it. I feel like I still want to write.

But I don’t know how to write an outline, can someone hand me it?

2 What kind of person is Uei Kusaki Misaki?

Biqigu sat at the table beside the Sakura Shuang living room with a dark face, his legs were unnaturally pinched together in an awkward posture. Obviously, Misaki Ikusa’s severed son and grandson’s feet had caused considerable damage to him—no matter. Neither the physical pain nor the spiritual shadow can be eliminated in a short while.

"I'm really sorry, Misaki sometimes lacks strings in her mind. In fact, she doesn't mean anything, but she's just a little too excited." Mitaka stood apologizing in front of Higiya, even though he and his childhood sweetheart Ueikusa Misaki is the predecessor of the dead fisheye boy in front of him, but even the predecessor does not mean that he can reward others for no reason. When thinking of this, Mitaka secretly glanced at Biqigu’s crotch, thinking that it should be. It hurts, I hope I don't leave any shadow on this schoolboy. Really, Misaki really did a little too much this time.Thinking of this, Mitaka stretched out his hand and pressed the head of Uesususa, who was standing next to a kid who made a mistake-of course she did make a mistake, "Okay, please apologize, Misaki."

"Sorry, brother, I'm so excited." Shang Jingcao honestly apologized. To be honest, she is a little depressed now. You must know that she was the most excited person when she learned that a newcomer would stay at Sakura Villa. Since then, she has given people a big distraction, and will definitely leave a very bad first impression on this student.

Biqigu is naturally very unhappy now. It is not too happy for anyone to be cut off by someone who has met for the first time. However, the girl in front of me is obviously unintentional and apologizes very seriously. The other party is also his own senior. Under the background of Japan's harsh hierarchical system, Biqigu is not good at criticizing each other more. Besides, I will live with them under the same roof in the next year. Thinking of this, Biqigu She was about to end the matter, but she didn't want Kamikasa Misaki to speak suddenly, "Because you dyed your yellow hair and looked bad, I thought you wanted to do something to Chihiro."

Does Huang Mao have no human rights?Biqigu cried out in his heart, why, why did I get a yellow hair as if it was targeted by the whole world!?Isn’t that falcon or falcon also yellow?Why is the malice of the whole world on my side, and also said what I did to that Amazon female soldier, hey, your eyes are okay, I was locked by her throat with murderous skills, how can I do to her? , Not to mention, "Who would do anything to that aunt?"

Biqigu's heart was full of grief and anger. I was so hungry and thirsty that I would do something to an old woman who was so much older than me. Just when he was thinking about it, he suddenly felt a cold behind him, a breath of intimidation. Murderous spirit came.He turned his head stiffly, his neck kept making "creaking" noises, but he saw the old woman in his mouth, aunt, and the Amazon warrior standing behind him. Willow eyebrows were erected, and the corners of his mouth were full of murderous intent. After swallowing the saliva, he cautiously said, "Did I just say it?" Seeing the neighbors Uei Kusumi and Mitaka nodded neatly, he had no choice but to open his mouth, "Well, sir, can you take it easy?" a little?"

Chihiro Chihiro Chihiro Chihiro raised his eyebrows, squeezed his left hand and squeezed his right hand and made a quack, then smiled and said, "What do you mean?"

Biqigu looked at Qianshi's completely unsmiling eyes and twitched his mouth. He felt that his life had gone far.

After tossing for a while, Sengoku and the others helped Biqigu to clean up the room. Now Sengoku and Shangjingcao went out to buy groceries. They said they were going to hold a welcome party for Biqigu and prepare to make a fire pot at night, although Biqigu couldn’t do it. Knowing the inevitable connection between eating hot pot and the welcome party for newcomers, but there is free hot pot eating, of course Biqigu agrees with both hands and feet.

"How about? Your room?"

Higiya looked back, Mitaka was leaning on the door with one hand, and smiled and asked him questions. Generally speaking, he had a good impression of Mitaka. He felt that the only Sakura Shoto he had seen so far was Mitaka is a normal person, so Biqigu said with a little smile, "Not bad, much cleaner than I expected." Biqigu is not being polite with Mitaka, in fact, Biqigu stayed in There have been no new tenants in Room 101 for two full years. Biqigu was already ready to be dusty, but to his expectation, although the room is very simple, there is actually no dust. Just like someone is always taking care of it.

"Does it feel like someone is cleaning this room from time to time?" Mitaka smiled at Biqigu's surprised eyes, shook his hand to signal Biqigu not to interrupt for now, and continued to speak, "Maybe you don't believe it, but in fact Misaki has been cleaning this room since she moved into Sakura Village."

Biqigu opened his mouth and looked at Mitakahi with a calm face, but didn't know what to say.

Mitaka didn't care about Higiya, who seemed to want to express something, and continued, "Misaki, she has been looking forward to new residents staying at Sakura Villa. This room is cleaned by herself so that people can move in at any time. of."

… After listening to Mitaka, Biqigu suddenly didn’t know what to say, so he had to remain silent. To be honest, Biqigu’s first impression of Ueikusa was not very good. After all, who was in Nai? The first time I met, I would give a good impression of the grandson’s foot. I would never have a good first impression of the person who attacked him. But after listening to Mitakahi, Bikitani’s impression of Uei Kusaki Misaki , And probably have changed.He turned his head and looked at the room that was so crowded with the things he had brought, but there was no dust in the corner and ceiling. He lowered his head and said, "Really, a lonely person. "

"Is it lonely?" Mitaka shook his head after hearing Biqigu's self-talk, or Misaki was really lonely.But now is not the time to consider this issue, "Well, Biqigu." He slapped Biqigu's shoulder with a heavy slap, and said.

"Oh," the sudden force made Biqigu subconsciously tilt his body forward. He looked back at Mitaka in a little surprise, his tone of surprise was full, "Looking at your thin and weak outside, I didn't expect the strength to be so strong. Big."

"Huh? Really, I'm probably the type that doesn't show off flesh in my clothes." Mitaka gave a haha, and was a little surprised. In fact, he regretted it when he took the shot. It was a little light to act accidentally. It seems that Bigigani's strength is not difficult to accept. He shook his head. Maybe Bigigani himself is also a sportsman. Mitaka didn't want to pursue this kind of small problem, and then said, "It is estimated that Chihiro and Misaki I'm coming back soon, let's get the hot pot ready too."

"Well, okay." Biqigu thought for a while, too, can't you trouble people to buy good vegetables and prepare hot pot?

"By the way, wouldn't it be a problem for you to call that Amazon female warrior by name? She is also a teacher anyway?"

"It's okay, Chihiro doesn't care about that kind of small problem. It's you. If she hears you call her that way, some human tragedies will happen."

"Well, that's what I said."

There is no way to write what I want.A good failure of characterization.Frustrated.

3 The world is undoubtedly wrong

""Well, no one wants to introduce it to me?"Looking at the two strangers in front of him, Biqigu raised his eyebrows, looked around and said.

"Ah, it's rude, I'm Kanda Sorata in the second grade of general majors, hello, better than Keiya." Kanda Sorata said embarrassingly. He thought he was a classmate, so he must have known each other... really embarrassing." Now I live in Room 104."

"That kid is different from you, a dead fish-eyed adolescent classmate with badly dyed blond hair," Chihiro Chihiro swayed over, with a breath of alcohol, apparently what he had drunk outside the door. For the current Biqigu, they are still contraband things, but to be honest, Japanese law is really strange and incomprehensible at this point. It clearly allows deeper liquid exchange but not to such a degree. Intake?It's simply unreasonable-although there are many countries in the world that have such unreasonable laws like Japan.

But these can be put aside for the time being. Chihiro has been staring at this person who dared to call her Amazonian Auntie in person for a long time. From the moment he uttered that forbidden language, you know, sometimes it is a day. It can be counted as a year, so if you take the opportunity, Chihiro doesn't mind putting the language a little bit more vicious. Presumably at the current age of Qigu, it is embarrassing and very embarrassing for people to try to attract attention to be exposed in public. Painful thing?

Oops, I’m a little afraid to laugh when I think of this Chihiro, "Hey, I was sent to Sakura Village from the ordinary dormitory because I picked up a stray cat. But Bibiqigu, you were ordered because of bad hair dyeing and bad clothes. There are so many girls who live in Sakura Village or something to attract girls!"

"Huh? That sounds really good." Hearing this, Biqigu narrowed his eyes, even though he refused the principal's request to dye black hair and used various vicious words to order him to move in. Sakura Shuang’s reason is not as superficial as Chihiro Chihiro Chihiro Chihiro’s reason for "pretending to be a bad way to attract girls’ attention", but it doesn’t mean that Biqigu would be happy to be buried in this way. Isn’t he trembling?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Here, Kanda couldn't help making his determination to move out from Sakura Village even more firm. After waiting for a new roommate, was it still a bad idea?!This is too much compared to the previous cosmic people, monsters, humanoid self-propelled guns, Amazon women warriors and so on!

"This is true white, Shiina true white, is Senshi-sensei's niece, and will stay at Sakura Shuang in the future." Jizhong Shengzhi, Kanda Sorata subconsciously pulled aside and stood, and the beautiful girl from England who had just met in the afternoon said.