My Wife Is the Devil

The sun painted the sky blue, erasing the night when the moonlight and starlight were in full bloom.

The morning has come again.

The leaves of grass that adorned my body with the dew that fell at dawn sway in the wind, and the warm morning sunlight gives a little warmth to the cold earth.

It was the perfect atmosphere to slowly start the day with a cup of coffee.

– Julius When the hell is this guy coming back? Why isn’t Cecil Konyun coming again?

However, the legendary holy sword, the holy sword Nerondir, which has a man named Julius as its master, shouted loudly from the morning as if he did not understand the quiet atmosphere.

The reason was simple. It was because Julius, who had been going for a short walk, did not return. Even with my wife, Cecil.

-Aren’t you two doing something strange?

The holy sword shuddered slightly, as if it were thinking of something sinister and repulsive.

It was only recently that an abnormality was detected.

The Holy Sword, who ate up Lionelta, who had been locked up in the warehouse all dawn, wandered around the house to find him and share the joy of releasing the 500-year-old grudge with Julius.

However, no matter how much I search, the inside of a small two-story house is wretched, ‘Now please release me… There was no one but the angel of death who muttered, ‘You bastard.’

Of course, up until then, the Holy Sword was relaxed. ‘If I’m not here, I’ll be at the church. Or maybe even eat breakfast.’ He fell into the same dull thoughts and stopped being vigilant. Maybe he had implicitly ignored Cecil, who was clinging to Julius like a puppy and acting foolishly. He said that no matter how evil he tried, he would never be able to do something like that with Julius again.

Because it’s impossible. It’s close to impossible to be exact, but it’s as if there’s nothing less than a speck of possibility. At least the Holy Sword thought so.

-no. Still, Julius was a priest, but he probably wouldn’t have done something like that with the devil. hey, maybe

As he set out to find Julius, who did not return no matter how much he waited, the Holy Sword struggled to suppress his anxiety.

The angel’s representative feels a near-instinct disgust towards the devil. It is a feeling close to homophobia due to homogeneity, and it is almost impossible to completely overcome it. Of course it would be unreasonable to do something like that.

So, common sense, nothing would have happened between Julius and Cecil. No, nothing has to happen. If something absurd, such as a bite, happens between an angel’s agent and a high-ranking demon… … .

– I’m in a bad mood! The noblest of relics, I, the owner of Nerondir, do things like that with the devil! This is blasphemy!

Recalling the most terrible situation imaginable, the holy sword swung my sword in the air. Then, I floated around the streets of Darkana, where there was no one around.

He is in the process of finding Julius who has disappeared, and going wherever he is likely to be. It is very likely that nothing will happen when you think rationally, but the human mind is not always logical.

Of course, the nerondir is not a human, but a sword carved out of a gem with divine power, but judging the species is an ignoble little bastard. Every time Julius bruises the holy sword, which always speaks as if he is a human, the holy sword usually speaks.

– Whoa! Even if Julius didn’t mess around with the connection, he’d jump right out! It really bothers me. This pseudo-cleric!

Checking the restaurants, homes, and inns scattered all over the street, the Holy Sword burst into anger towards Julius.

He couldn’t use the convenient power that would make Julius fly to his side in an instant, no matter where he was. This is because Julius readjusts the connection between the two, saying that the daily use of the holy sword is annoying. My wife hates me for interrupting our private time, or something.

Now, unless Julius summoned the Holy Sword, Nerondir had no way of knowing where Julius was. In other words, in order to find him who has now disappeared, he had to search all the buildings in the central church area one by one.

Since it was so far-fetched, it was natural to feel angry.

– He’s still strong, so damn it, if only he was weak… … Ugh, I can’t even imagine.

Wandering all over the interior of a building full of a sense of life where only living things do not exist, the Holy Sword was a little bit like luck out of misfortune.

The ability to instantly find out where the original owner is and to teleport is very important. Because demons, especially high-ranking demons, are often good at playing tricks on space with magic.

Lioneltana, who has both angelic and demonic powers right now, and ‘Devil’s Nest’ presented by Cecil -Nirhill – the eldest of the demons.

To invite an opponent into a strange space that he controls at will, killing a person without even a mouse or a bird is not a task, but a power.

An ordinary priest who does not have the power to simply remove the air inside the nest would suffocate and die without even using a single flame.

The power that Rom gave to Nerondir to prevent such an accident from happening to the owner of the Holy Sword was the 『Returning Instinct』, the power to find the owner wherever he was. The strange name is simply because Rom is not good at naming things.

In addition, it is equipped with 『The Fifth Flame』, which allows you to use all of the powers of an angel, 『Innocence』 where the sword never breaks, and the splendid rhetoric that prevents the owner from falling into depression during the process of suppressing the devil.

… In fact, the power to transform into a human form was also secretly received from Rom on his 457th birthday, but he is pretending not to be able to use it in front of Cecil because he is afraid that he will be put into a real exploding volcano. In the first place, they are different species, so they don’t feel affection towards humans, but Cecil Lionelta is a woman who understands that.

In any case, to arbitrarily cut off that important power just because it’s annoying is the same as removing the last resort to overcome it when you fall into the devil’s trap with your own hands. It is a foolish act that even a friend would not do.

-Why can’t you curse when you’ve done something stupid! What the heck did you eat to grow up to be so strong!

Still, the Holy Sword could not tell Julius that he was foolish. That’s because the man named Julius Tafnel was so strong that he didn’t need any last resort at all.

-The first person who succeeded in choosing me after Telmere is strong enough that I don’t need it. Should I like this or not?

To be honest, it would be stronger to just punch with Tafnel’s power, 『Golden』, than to grab and wield the Holy Sword. As a noble relic that received the blessing of the Romans who gave it to me, my pride was severely eroded, but this is a well-known fact that cannot be helped.

In short, that’s it. A man named Julius Tafnel is a monster. There was no one under Rom’s skies that could defeat him in a normal way.

And the holy sword in the hands of such a being was just a shard of a sword with many miscellaneous abilities.

– Still, you’re not being too careless! I fell in love with Cecil Go-nyeon and threw away my own work, what is this!

But still, Julius was worried about the holy sword. There is nothing wrong with being careful in everything.

Even though Jeepnell, the angel of love right now, would have done something a little cowardly towards Julius, didn’t he almost win? In particular, the power of love 『Infinity』 and the power of kindness 『Peace』 are powerful forces that even Julius can talk about.

If the Holy Sword had not accepted Julius as his master again, he could have lost his life in Aran. Cecil, which was not in perfect condition at the time, must have been sealed.

… Of course, this was a very special situation, and it happened because Jeepnel’s power was opposite to that of Julius, but where is the guarantee that this will not happen again?

Historically, carelessness, arrogance, and negligence have been the poisons that kill heroes.

-However, he doesn’t know how to thank him, he just bullies me every day, and Cecil Go-nyeon is arrogant and vicious, but he says, ‘Oh, oh, oh, oh, our Cecil is a mess.’ Do whatever you ask me to do!

In the end, the holy sword began to rage again when the statue of a roaring lion arrived in front of a prominent fountain. This time, he was just blatantly insulting Julius as if he were telling him to see and hear.

-I’m just so out of my mind that I’m surrounded by my wife’s skirt! No matter how much my wife really came back alive, I wonder if there is such a thing as degree!

… … Wait, did your wife really come back alive? Isn’t that the devil’s impersonation?

The Holy Sword, who ‘chewed’ Julius with so-called profanity, couldn’t understand the words that came out of his own mouth—even though he had no mouth—and he was speechless.

A woman named Cecil Lionelta has long since died.

The current Cecil must be nothing more than a mimicry that is infinitely close to the resurrection because of the nightmare of the king, a high-ranking demon.

No matter how close it is to the real thing, the devil’s disguise is ultimately a deception. A sweet dream with a tragic ending. So the Holy Sword had to say this to the current Cecil.

It’s called ‘fake wife’.

However, from the moment he was reunited with Julius by the hand of Zipnell until now, the Holy Sword did not call Cecil a fake for a single moment. He always cursed at me as a stupid devil, a lewd woman, but he never said it wasn’t real.

And that fact confused the Holy Sword.

-Why did I think Cecil’s old age was real? who told me

Julius? Or a jeepnell? Neither this nor me, or did Lionelta tell you?

As he pondered and thought about it, it seemed that no one had ever told him this in detail. Then how the heck does he know that Cecil is real… … .

– Uh, huh? what? Guess who told you?

who was that Surely it wasn’t the stupid angel sisters with big breasts, was it Julius? No, I must have known from the beginning… .

-… Hopefully, Saint Te… !

──Nerondir!

-Mom, Mom! what? What’s up!

Nerondir, who was on the verge of realizing something very important, was startled by Julius’s urgent voice calling to him, soaring high into the air and then descending again.

– Uh, huh?

Calm down and look around you. A comical lion statue that appears to be drooling catches your eye. A voice echoed from the left.

—Nerondir, it’s a crisis! Come on save me!

– Wii, crisis? Julius Are you in crisis? uh, what does that mean?

What the hell is going on? Was it possible that Erman had stumbled upon him?

-you stupid! So I told you not to change the connection your way!

… … .

– No, no answer. I guess something really big happened. what should we do! my, i’ll go I’m waiting for you, Julius!

Julius did not answer, only giving the order to save himself quickly.

In the current situation, which went beyond the unusual and ominous, the holy sword flew towards the alley where Julius’s rescue call was ringing desperately.

A sign that reads [Loarin] shone gently on the blade of the holy sword, which was cold and clear enough to be transparent.

***

-Wow, what’s the inn’s name? Aren’t you crazy?

Following Julius’ last flurry, the Holy Sword, who had broken through the winding alleys like a maze in a straight line, looked at the disgraceful and promiscuous word arrangement in front of me and doubted his eyes.

[The Revealed Lady]

Two words written in large letters on the signboard of a shabby inn, clearly showing that it has been heavily stained by human hands. ‘To reveal’ and ‘Lady’.

If you look at each of them separately, there are obviously no problems with them, but when you put them together, it gives off a strange atmosphere that you can’t even look at with your own mind.

– Julius! where are you? Where are you?

However, the holy sword immediately straightened up and cried out Julius’s name. What was important was not the name of such a vulgar inn, but the comfort of Julius Tafnel, the master of the holy sword and the strongest heretic inquisitor of the Telmere Church.

-If you’re joking, you’ll really die!

There was an ominous feeling, as if he had called him for something trivial, but still, the Holy Sword decided to trust him until the very end. Obviously, Julius was a faithful servant of God, so he wouldn’t have done anything like that with the devil. Recalling the shallow words of

… For reference, the Holy Sword flew to Julius in the shortest distance, and destroyed about a dozen shops with a lot of expensive-looking dresses. ‘Because it was more dramatic and cool when that episode appeared.’

Julius, where are you?

For a moment like that, the voice of the holy sword calling out to Julius sadly echoed around the shabby inn, and after a moment like eternity, Julius finally answered the call of the holy sword.

“It’s here. Nerondir!”

– Julius? where are you? Where are you?

“Look up!

– Above, above?

At the words of Julius, who had no idea where the sound was coming from, but felt very urgent, the Holy Sword inadvertently lifted the hilt of his sword and looked up.

The sun with the grace of the benevolent Lord was shining brightly on the earth.

-what! there’s nothing! joke now… .

Wajangchang–

At the moment when the Holy Sword, who had taken Julius’s words to look up, was about to shout at him with an arrogant voice, the large glass window on the left edge of the second floor of the inn [Lady Revealing] was literally smashed with a light sound. this is gone

-… What is that.

The Holy Sword turned its head toward the direction the noise was heard. Then, looking at the open plate in front of me, I shuddered a little.

“Julius! Can’t you come back right now? Where can a man leave a woman and run away!”

“Don’t be silly, Count! Didn’t I tell you it was until morning!”

-… what are they doing

Thick shards of glass pop out in all directions. Debris from the pieces sparkled like jewels in the sunlight.

And in the midst of it, a crouched blond-haired man flies through the sky. Behind him, the upper body of a slender woman trying to hold onto the man’s hem is hung over the window sill.

A thin black silk robe fluttered in the wind flowing through the broken window. The woman’s pure white underside was clearly visible because the front was not fastened. The reddish lip marks that can be seen here and there reveal the true nature of what happened between the man and the woman.

-… … .

All of this, in less than a second, plunged into Nerondir’s mind violently. Though she doesn’t want to understand, the action of thought tells her the wild truth.

tak-

Before long, the blonde-haired man avoided the woman’s touch and landed nicely in front of the inn. The under-eye area was a little dark and his hair was frizzy, but the man rather sublimated even that into decadent beauty.

“You’ve come just fine. nerondir. I never imagined that a day would come when you would be so happy.”

“Come back! come back! You should have milk for breakfast!”

-… … .

Julius held out his hand towards the holy sword. With a gentle voice that is completely different from usual. Beyond the window sill on the second floor, where the glass has been neatly evaporated, the desperate cry of a woman named Cecil Lionelta is heard.

– Whoa.

In the middle of that noisy mess, Seonggeum takes a deep breath and prepares herself. It was to put one word in his mouth to sort out the current situation.

– Haap!

“Nerondir?”

“Come on! Let’s eat it!”

Looking at the spirit of the holy sword, Julius tilted his head. Cecil is still talking nonsense.

And at that very moment, the Holy Sword opened its mouth. Because I realized that now was the right time.

– Gill.

A word that could not be deceived, but perfectly expressed the feeling of the holy sword, echoed through her whole body.

– Hook!

Still, my stomach was not relieved and I spit out thick saliva. The holy water protruding from her blade-like ice cubes fell to the ground and began to purify the dirty streets.

“Let’s eat momma!”

“Didn’t I tell you to be quiet?”

-… … this Mr.

However, it could not purify the dirty love between a man and a woman.

An indescribable animosity filled the Holy Sword’s mind.