My Underachieving Seatmate Doesn’t Need Any Comforting

At this point in time, Qiao Shao's loss of the headset was equivalent to his death. He tossed it over and over again.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear baby ... my brother's voice will always be with you ..."

Qiao Shao's mouth twitched and he couldn't help poking: "My brother is a ghost! I'm older than you!"

After sending it out, he regretted it and hurriedly withdrew it.

He Shen still saw: "Older than me? What month is your birthday?"

Qiao Shao thought, I might be one year older than you.

Forget it, don't want to mention it, he said: "Anyway, older than you."

"So determined," He Shen groaned. "Birthday after September?"

Going to elementary school in September is a dividing line, and the following months will be delayed by one year.

Qiao Shao didn't want to answer.

He Shen said, "That's no use. I'm 17 this year."

Qiao Shao disagreed: "Is birthday in the second half of the year?" He is still older than him.

He Shen said: "First half."

Joe Shao paused, completely sleepless: "How do you ..."

He typed a few words and thought that the two talents knew each other for two days and should not ask.

Who knows, He said frankly: "I was suspended from junior high school for one year, so I am older than my peers."

Qiao Shao held the phone tightly: "Why?"

"Why is it out of school?" He Shen's voice was very relaxed. "Well, I was hurt a little."

Qiao Shao listened to his cynical voice, and then thought about his bad attributes, pouted and said, "Fight with people?"

He Shen confessed: "Almost."

Qiao Shao convinced: "You are terrific."

He Shen: "How can I be convinced by the oral cry?"

It's strange that what Qiao Shao did not want to mention when he was killed is actually not so difficult at this moment.

Qiao Shao typed: "I'm also 17 and it's the first half of my birthday."

He Shen was surprised next time: "Don't make trouble."

Qiao Shao said: "Love or believe it."

He Shen: "Give me my ID card."

Qiao Shao's powerful fingers were poking off: "No!"

He Shen's voice still didn't believe: "Are you really my age?"

Joe Shawton said, "I was a year late."

The ambiguity he said sounded like a year late in elementary school.

He Shen asked again: "What day is your birthday?"

Qiao Shao didn't hide it, he was going to scare He Shen: "February 2."

It's big enough. Unless He Shen is January's birthday, he is his brother!

After the meeting, He Shen sent a picture.

Qiao Shao turned the picture and opened it. He looked intently and froze.

This is a screenshot of the ID card, with other information hidden, leaving only the name photo and date of birth.

Qiao Shao was stunned: "January 1?"

He Shen sent a voice: "January 1st and February 2nd, we are really good."

Qiao Shao: "……………………"

He Shen sent another sentence: "Browling Brother."

Call you a big head!

Qiao Shao closed WeChat and went to sleep!

Under the night.

He Shen's thin lips were bent, and when he looked up, he did not feel bored again when he saw the hazy sky.

Qiao Shao was awakened by the wake-up bell the next day, and he sat up stupidly, and Chen Xu had returned to wash.

"Early." Because Lan Mao was still sleeping, he greeted him very low.

Qiao Shao woke up to God: "Early ..."

Chen Xu lowered his washbasin and said, "You don't need to run aerobics, just sleep again."

He has a privilege to hurt his leg.

Qiao Shao shook his head to sober himself: "No, I'll get up and read for a while."

He had fallen a lot before and had to hurry up to make up.

Chen Lu said, "I will bring you breakfast."

Qiao Shao was thinking of thanking him, remembering his last night's dinner appointment, he said quickly: "No, He Shen said to bring me breakfast."

Chen Xu was apparently stunned, but didn't say anything. He just said, "Okay, I'll run first."

Qiao Shao nodded again and again, leaving him with blue hair sleeping in the bedroom.

Qiao Shao was about to recite the ancient text after sitting down, and his phone was shaken.

No Friday: "(^ _ ^) / Good morning."

Qiao Shao: "..."

What a cute man is! Blind.

Qiao Shao answered him, "Get up so early?"

Day students do not need to run aerobics, why do they get up so early?

He Shen looked at the program running on the computer screen, leaned back in his chair, and typed, "I didn't sleep all night."

Qiao Shao was silent: "Playing games overnight? You want to die suddenly!"

No wonder that in addition to sleeping during the day is sleeping!

He Shen didn't explain, he said: "Just think of me as American time."

Qiao Shao stabbed him: "Then you should sleep now!"

He Shen frankly said, "Eat full and sleep."

Don't worry, just sleep on the desk!

Qiao Shao was too lazy to care about this bad academic scum. He remembered the daily task and gave him a dime.

He Shen accepted it calmly and asked him again, "What do you want to eat in the morning?"

Qiao Shao weighed his poor man's design and typed: "Steamed buns and porridge."

This is the most cost-effective breakfast, buy porridge and get side dishes, just can make steamed buns.

The key is to have a full meal and be able to endure noon.

He Shen returned to him: "Wait for me in the dormitory."

Qiao Shao thinks that the task of accompany food is a little bit wonderful.

He read the book for a while, and was not efficient. He planned to go to bed and get a mobile phone, put on a headset and brush a question.

He had just got up and saw the blue hair crawling down from the bed against the head of the henhouse.

In terms of height, Qiao Shao won't win everyone 516!

Lan Mao looked down at him, pale skin and thick dark circles lining him like a vampire.

He got upset and said, "Get out of here, poor ghost."

Every time Qiao Shao heard the word "poor ghost", he was too refreshed.

Lan Mao snorted and reached out to push him.

Qiao Shao got his leg pinched and was really pushed for fear of injury.

No one knew that Lan Mao's hands had touched him, temporarily changed his strength, grabbed his clothes and said, "Don't block the way."

Qiao Shao took the opportunity to sit on his bed without falling.

Lan Mao gave him a disgusting glance and went to the bathroom.

Qiao Shao wasn't very angry, of course he didn't like blue hair.

It's such a bad manner, who cares about him.

After the blue hair was washed away, Qiao Shao was dying with a geometric body, and his pen was almost bitten, and the distance between point c and mde was not counted ...

"A / 4."

Qiao Shao turned back and saw He Shen, he was startled: "Why do you stay so close!"

He Shen clicked on the paper: "The answer is a / 4. Hurry up and write for dinner. I'm hungry."

Qiao Shaohu looked at him doubtfully: "Will you do this?"

He Shen put her carrying things on the table: "Yes."

Qiao Shao didn't believe: "You don't even have a calculation, just answer it?"

What a joke, this is a big 14-point question. He rubbed the draft paper for fifteen minutes without any clue!

He Shen said, "What's so good about this?" It was clear at a glance.

Qiao Shao closed the test paper and defamated in his heart: This man is not eager to learn, and the ability to brag is really unmatched.

Forget it, this problem will not be solved at half past one, eat first and wait for Chen Xu to go back.

Qiao Shao cleared the table and saw He Shen took out the tofu brain, tenderloin, beef pie, Xiaolongbao, old linen ...

Qiao Shao was shocked.

At last He Shen took out the porridge and steamed bun: "This is yours."

Qiao Shao's poor breakfast was really pitiful in front of this pile of "cuisine".

Qiao Shao could not help asking, "Why did you buy so much?"

He Shenxuan opened his chopsticks and said, "I'm not the same as you. I'm here for dinner, but of course I want to be richer."

He said he was living in American time, and it was evening in the morning.

Qiao Shao asked again, "You eat so much by yourself?"

He looked at him deeply: "You help me?"

Qiao Shao: "..."

He Shen said: "Eating steamed buns and vegetable porridge will not make you grow longer."

One sentence poked at Qiao Shao, he said, "I will eat a lot of meat at noon!"

He Shen picked up a small cage and held him in the mouth: "Eat, throwing it is also a waste."

Xiaolongbao is fluffy and fragrant, with meat filling in it. Qiao Shao doesn't think this 200 crab crab buns are as delicious.

"Hmm ..." Qiao Shao said nothing, swallowed hard, "So why do you buy so much!"

"Well," He Shen groaned for a moment: "It's probably hard to buy anything, and I'm happy."

Qiao Shao was speechless.

Later, Qiao Shao ate a drawer of Xiaolongbao, drank half a bowl of soy milk, and ate two slices of tenderloin in the meat bowl ... setting his highest record for breakfast in four or five years.

Look at He Shen again ...

He ate everything except the steamed buns and congee.

Qiao Shao was a little discouraged.

Do you eat more to grow taller?

With regard to He Shen's appetite, he could not match it in his life!

When the two got breakfast, Qiao Shao asked what was happening: "How can I get monitoring?"

He Shen said: "Just copied out."

Qiao Shao worried: "Don't you use any illegal means?"

I was arrested back, what should I do if something happened?

He Shen was a little sleepy. He leaned on the bedpost and asked lazily, "What illegal method do you think I would use?"

He deliberately accentuated the word illegal.

Qiao Shao was nervous: "For example, running into the monitoring room at night, knocking on the teacher, stealing information ..."

He Shen chuckled and patted on the little dwarf's head: "Relax, just ask the teacher directly."

Qiao Shao is most afraid of others shooting his brain: it looks great, it ’s better to shoot shorter!

These "tough people in the world" are really angry!

"Don't use abnormal means anyway!" Qiao Shao emphasized.

He Shen thought for a while and said, "In this way, I'll sleep for two lessons first, and I'll take you with me during class exercises."

Qiao Shao: "..."

What can he say, what can he say to the same desk with the desk as his bed!

On the way to the classroom, Qiao Shao asked He Shen another thing.

"Why is Chen Xu in 516? Is it like me, is the regular dormitory full?"

He didn't think so. He always felt that he could get into 516. It was the ghost of Dad or his uncle's assistant uncles.

He Shen said: "He doesn't have such good luck as you." If the transfer is made, the school will waive 20% of the dormitory fee.

Qiao Shao wondered: "The cost of 516 is so high, Chen told him why he spent this wrong money?"

He Shen explained to him: "Dong Gao has a benefit. If you can get the top three in the final exam of a school year, there will be varying degrees of reward."

Qiao Shao understood: "Chen Xu passed the first three? Was the first three exempted from dormitory fees?"

This is easy to understand. If you don't have to pay the dormitory fee, of course, it is the best place to live!

He Shen said: "He should be third, so the dormitory fee is waived."

"The third is also very good!" Qiao Shao's eyes were envious and envious, "Chen Su really is a Xueba!"

It's wonderful to be friends with Xueba in a bedroom!

Seeing him like this, He Shen raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to know the rewards of the second and first?"

Qiao Shao hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

He Shen passed to his heart: "The second word is to waive tuition and fees."

"Good students can save money for the family from an early age!" Qiao Shao admired, "how about the first in the school?"

He Shen said: "The city's first exemption of tuition and miscellaneous fees while subsidizing living expenses for one semester."

Qiao Shao: "!"

He didn't hear the difference between the school and the city, he only admired the first place.

"Who is it?" Qiao Shao leaned closer to He Shen and eagerly asked, "What was the first name of our department last time."

He Shen looked down and saw his little brush-like eyelashes, and suddenly asked, "Do you have such long eyelashes that you won't block your eyes?"

Qiao Shao stunned: "What?"

"Nothing ..." He Shenqing cleared his throat, "It was me last time."

Qiao Shao politely rolled his eyes.

Seeing his disbelief, He Shen smiled: "I am very poor and can only live like this by waiving tuition and fees and subsidies."