My Subordinates Are Insanely Competent

00080 #4 – My organization has gained strange fame

#4 – My organization has gained strange fame (5)

Upon entering the macho cafe, a great deal of attention was focused.

“Welcome, Boss!”

It was a greeting from the members of the organization who had been dispatched for security reasons.

Raise your voice and say hello

Thanks to this, the eyes of the guests were poured out.

“Is that the man of the rumor?”

“Ugh. I’m afraid I can’t even make eye contact.”

“Shall we stop going back…?”

When the guests see me, they get scared and try to run away.

That’s not a problem.

Let’s try to improve our image to raise our reputation.

“The number of guests has increased. As a way to celebrate, I’ll raise your sales. Give back a cup of coffee to every guest here.”

“Eh. Are you serious?”

“…?”

For some reason, one of the organizers made a stupid sound.

As I watched, the complexions of the guests darkened.

One after another, doo-doo! Along with the sound, system notifications also rained.

[Wilhelm Meyer’s infamy increases by 1.]

[Wilhelm Meyer’s infamy rises by 2….]

[Wilhelm Meyer’s infamous…]

why not? why!?

It’s just a coffee run!

“Oh. Welcome, Boss. When did you come?”

“It has just come. Do you take orders?”

“yes. What can I give you?”

“A cup of coffee for every guest here.”

“Wow… the boss is also unique.”

It’s like shooting a cup of coffee.

How much money do you have and I’ll care how much.

“Then the service is next to the boss…”

“Lina!”

“I’ll even give you a free drink for Ms. Lina!”

I wonder why everyone is so fussy about coffee.

These days, things are weak, so it can’t be done.

I sat down at a table with such an old-fashioned thought.

“What about Caesar?”

“You went to procure materials.”

“Everything is happening.”

That Caesar was procuring materials in the shopping mall.

It was a crazy idea that I couldn’t even imagine a week ago.

This is probably all thanks to the efforts of Sulwha, the owner of the coffee shop.

‘If you drink coffee, you should praise me.’

He is the boss who made Caesar a human being, a garbage man.

Aside from the cafe’s bizarre concept, we should express our gratitude.

When I saw Lina swiping a dagger with her finger, the coffee was completed as time had passed.

“Coffee has arrived. Can I serve you?”

“All right. president.”

Heuksanhoe staff put coffee on a tray, and the customers were very wary.

For some reason, there were clear signs of resignation and fear.

It was immediately clear why the guests had such expressions.

“Taha!”

“synthesis!”

An employee threw a hot coffee mug into the air.

The customer left his seat and ran quickly.

Before the coffee cup was even bent at 90 degrees, he grabbed the cup and bent the cup along the flow of coffee in the air, adjusting so that not a single drop was flowing.

However, as he focused too much on the coffee cup, the customer fell to the floor with a thumping noise.

While my arms were trembling, the coffee cup tilted and the contents inside flowed to the floor.

“Weak things! If you can’t even win a cup of coffee on your own, how are you going to live in this harsh world!”

“shit!”

“It’s ten years too early for you to drink coffee, scum! Go and build your water lilies! Before that, coffee costs 1 silver!”

crazy. Don’t serve me out of nowhere, what are you doing?

“Wow, here’s one silver…”

“Thank you for using Macho Cafe!”

“Ugh. Suddenly serving coffee to customers. How the hell did the black mountain hoe boss have a personality like that? … .”

The customer left the store with tears in his eyes.

what.

Was it my fault for turning this coffee around!?

“Ahahaha! Look at that, boss. Missed it again!”

Perhaps it wasn’t just the member who just served was crazy, the other members also went to the customer and tossed coffee.

The guests all sprinted out of their seats, grabbing the falling coffee cup and trying their best to get it without spilling the coffee.

Some of them had hot coffee in their hands, but there were also customers who endured it with great patience and only moaning.

“I passed the first stage coffee receipt. cheer up!”

“Oooh!”

Encouraged by the organizers, the customer took a one-shot of coffee.

Even after drinking coffee, the customer’s complexion darkened even more.

Soon, the customer’s face was contorted in great pain.

“Kek! Kek! Oh, no. I can’t stand this… Sah, save me! Antidote, antidote, please!”

“Hold on a little longer! You can survive without pressing this button! Only ten seconds have passed!”

“The crowd! Die, I Die! How can I last a minute!!”

click.

When the customer pressed the red button on the table, the organizer took a brown vial from his pocket and poured the antidote into the customer’s mouth.

The customer, who had struggled with his face turning black and dying, gradually calmed his breathing as the pain eased little by little.

“Ugh. Is the second stage still too early for me?”

“Train to suppress your senses. You can last another 20 seconds.”

“Thanks for the advice…”

“You passed step 1, so calculate at a 10% discount.”

“Ugh. To have to pay 90 coopers for this tasteless coffee…”

I came to my senses while listening to the conversation between the customer and the organization member blankly.

“for a moment. I would have told these guests to spin the coffee.”

“boss. In the main store, coffee purchased by others is recognized as free only if you can drink up to level 3. Before step 3, you pay a fine for ignoring the coffee that someone bought you.”

“Was it a fine?”

It is truly a cafe that transcends imagination in many ways.

“boss! look at that guy Already passed stage two!”

“What? Really?”

It’s almost not coffee, it’s poison.

It’s not a normal bet to endure such a thing for a minute.

what the f*ck is he drinking

“Ugh. What is the third stage?”

“Take the coffee cup certificate from my hand within 30 seconds of the coffee’s effectiveness!”

“Oh, crazy. A cafe where you drink poison and fight clerks. What kind of crazy cafe is this?”

The customer complained of pain and stood up from his seat.

Where else have you seen that guy?

I soon realized that I was a ‘knight’ who worked in the 2nd Innervation.

“…”

Naturally, the driver beat up the gang members and took the license behind the fan.

Beep!

The knight won, but a red beep sounded in the cafe.

“Disqualification for violating the rules!”

“What? No way!”

“You must not inflict any physical damage on your opponent during the 3rd stage!”

The knight burst into anger at the clear explanation of the story.

“What kind of cafes are there!”

“Here you go!”

“… … .”

I’m here, what should I do?

“Shit! I don’t know what Seongjoo was thinking to stop this impure cafe from shutting down.”

“Isn’t it because the number of real men is helping the policy of fostering adventurers?”

“ね. If you can get through step 3, I’ll admit to being a real man, but… Is there anyone who wants to pay for something like this!”

you drank

I was a guest before I came here.

“Damn it, wait! Next time, I will apply for business suspension by becoming a gentle man until the 3rd stage!”

what is that article New tsunderenya.

“Huhu. The people here are really cute.”

“… … .”

“Oh, wait a little longer, boss! Boss and Lina’s coffee is made with special specifications!”

No, I really want you to stop doing that kind of service.

I don’t want to drink this kind of coffee.

It would be much better to be killed by a monster.

“Unlike other customers, it is cooked in a ‘large size’ and ‘double thick’. Please wait a little longer!”

will you run away

When I noticed, the members of the organization and the guests were all looking at me.

Indeed, the boss is an eye on how to drink coffee.

The guests also have a feeling that it is unacceptable to run away alone after creating such a chaos.

f*ck off.

To drink a cup of coffee, you need 12 strength stats, 12 agility stats, pain suppression skills, weakness detection skills, and combat skills.

“Or would you like a drink later? Caesar always wanted to make coffee for the boss someday, so he always regretted it.”

“Drink right now.”

“Fufu. In the eyes of the boss, it seems that Caesar is still unfamiliar.”

Even if you just drink, Caesar will serve you (physical) a dog-like thing?

I’m going to die at his hands while drinking it.

I’d rather receive the hospitality (physical) of a general member of the organization.

“Coffee is here! From whom would you like to drink?”

A member of the organization came with a nervous face and coffee.

f*ck off.

At last the thing to come has come.

* * *

“Lina will do it first!”

“Little officer. I will do my best to serve you. Be determined!”

“Come on!”

Paah!

A cup of coffee flew into the air.

Lina immediately spurred the table and snatched the coffee cup.

However, the organizers’ eyes lit up.

Unlike the other guests, Lina is short.

‘The landing distance is longer than anyone else’s! In the meantime, the coffee will fluctuate!’

The difficulty of level 1 is doubled compared to others.

Even this is a large size.

The amount of coffee to be received is even greater.

However, Lina’s agility ability was overwhelmingly superior among cafe customers.

🤟🏽🏽‍♀️

The liquid that fell in a long arc landed on the coffee cup like a lie.

“Step 1 passed!”

“Oh oh oh oh!”

Nearby guests and members of the organization could not help but admire.

Lina took a cup of coffee and looked inside.

From https://readwn.com

Mock Mock.

It was obvious that if you took a bite of the hot steam coming up, you would feel great pain.

Lina asked with an awkward smile.

“Can’t you cool this down and drink it?”

“no! Drink it in 10 seconds!”

“Don’t drink! First of all, Lina is a woman. I don’t want to be a real man!”

It was a very logical reaction.

“haha. I guess so too. I think it’s going to be a small event before the boss steps in.”

The organizers and guests generously accepted Lina’s abstention.

The staff and customers of the macho cafe are all male.

It was natural to be weak in front of a cute girl like Lina.

“Then… it’s the boss’s turn.”

Everyone couldn’t hide their tension.

Black Mountain ash boss.

Rumor has it that it is stronger than the 1st out of 6 dark songs, and even stronger than the headmaster Rahman.

2nd place in the real dark circle.

Wasn’t he the man who was located just below the Japanese Extinct Marriage?

Opportunities to see his talent were rare.

As if the rumors were not in vain, he had the same languid eyes as usual.

There was no sign of nervousness to be found.

Rather, the organizers had to squeeze out the courage they didn’t have while quieting their trembling voices.

“Then… Boss. I will start serving you!”

“good night. Start.”

The organizers were nervous and their hands were full of strength.

The coffee cup is also heavier than usual.

Since there is a lot of content, you need to apply more force to throw it high.

‘If you receive the boss’s recognition for perfect hospitality, you may be promoted to a general member of the organization!’

The organizer threw the coffee cup up as hard as he could.

It’s also strong enough to hit the ceiling.

Naturally, the coffee cup broke as soon as it hit the ceiling.

Everyone’s eyes widened.

The situation changed abruptly.

Hot coffee and shards of glass poured like rain.

Whoops!

Whoops!

The boss didn’t even reach for the cup of coffee, as if he knew it was going to be like this from the beginning.

However, knowingly, he did not avoid the pouring coffee and glass fragments.

When blood dripped from his body stabbed with shards with his wet hair, all members of the organization and guests screamed silently.

‘We are all lost!!!’

‘I must have avoided some part to kill that guy!!!’

In reality, I just couldn’t get the synchronization rate to be 1%. Roughly speaking, I didn’t like the coffee, so I didn’t get it.

in the suffocating silence.

Wilhelm Meyer said in a blunt tone.

“You are a poor customer. The customer suffered burns and abrasions because he could not receive all of the hot coffee and glass fragments from his own mistake.”

“Lord, kill me! boss!”

“Can all the burns and abrasions I have suffered go away when you die? Was your life so great?”

The organizer asked, crying.

“Well, then what should I do?”

Wilhelm Meyer answered.

“Give me the HP potion.”

Even if the synchronization rate was 1%, it was painful.