My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 68: :misfortune

The BUFF of    Mouth Cannon is very magical. The bomb shot from the mouth is the word of the flower planter. Jimo and others can't understand it, but Chen Fang knows it clearly.

   After several experiments, Chen Fang found that the words with fire are the best when it comes to explosive effects; when it comes to speed, the words with electric bikes are the fastest; when it comes to trigger probability, words with strong emotions are the best.

   In order not to teach others badly, Chen Fang only tells other people that cursing is more likely to be triggered. That's it.

   occupies the commanding heights of the center, of course, you have to do something. It is a good choice to consume the team below with your mouth.

   The three areas, the Jimo Wenren group, were assigned to the direction of the dense forest; the direction of Yiyiya Stone Bridge; and Chen Fang faced the alien animal pit alone.

The    mouth gun BUFF lasts for 30 minutes, and the ammunition capacity is five. You can eat chicken nuggets after use. Chen Fang placed the spicy chicken among several people for easy access.

   So the audience saw the next scene.

   A man and four women on the hillside kept shouting, and then one block after another, which could explode, was ejected and exploded into the adventure team under the hillside, causing a riot.

  The most ruthless one is the man. Compared with other people, he is the strongest in terms of the probability of the appearance of the cube, the speed, the explosive power and the effect.

The man stood on the hillside with a compass, with one hand akimbo and the other pointing at the bottom of the hillside. Between the two lips touched up and down, there were continuous cubes shooting out. After five times, he would pick up what was in the shield behind him. Eat, then start to spray again, and so on.

   Chen Fang used the language of his previous life, and the audience couldn't know what he was shouting, but from his observant expression and sharp tone, it can be imagined that it was not a good thing.

   The audience watched with joy and felt that Chen Fang had the potential of a shrew, and he was so shocked that he couldn't hold his head up, and he had an aura of curse.

   Those squads want to counterattack, but the distance between the two is too far. Although the power of the cube bomb is strong or weak, it can't be resisted by the body.

The squad is under the hillside, the terrain is very unfavorable, and it can’t be hit. If it rushes up with elemental weapons, it will still be shot down. It consumes energy and is very unwise. They can only use this strange bomb before Chen Fang. Before, temporarily dormant, waiting for the opportunity.

Standing on the hillside, Chen Fang kept cursing at the bottom of the mountain with no quality, "doing", "fucking" and "day" first, "fun" riding an electric bike to keep up, a group of five characters, a bombardment. He almost burst into tears of the Fang Team and Zhao Xiubei Team who were about to rush up the hillside.

  Which god, scolding the street with bombing, let’s talk a little bit about the truth, others slobber the most, is it a bit too much for you to spit bombs?

Different from Chen Fang's side, the four women's side is relatively plain. If you curse, even if Jimo Wenren blushes, it will be "disgusting", "bastard" and other words that don't have many strong emotions, and the chance of triggering is not high ; And the two little guys Yiyiyaya don't know how to swear. "Bad silver" and "bad guy" are already derogatory terms they know. Therefore, the explosions in the direction of the four women are not as dense as Chen Fang's.

   Okay, mouth-cannons are just fun for them. They really need to suppress them, or they need to act on their own. So after supplementing the spicy chicken twice, they took out their weapons and attacked the team below.

   Chen Fang saw that they stopped eating and was so happy to be alone. He liked the BOFF of the mouth-cannon so much. Without consuming the elemental energy between them, cursing was like firing a cannon. Is it too cool?

   So he sat on the hillside holding the spicy chicken, eating while spraying, regardless of his numb mouth and sausage-sized lips, he kept swearing, teasing the two teams down the hillside.

Because the distance was too far, Zhao Xiubei couldn't even fight back. Chen Fang alone made them unable to raise their heads. Seeing that the set time was about to pass, Zhao Xiubei was so angry that according to the original plan, they were now The things that were arranged earlier should be activated on it.

   "Chen Fang, you are looking for death"

   rushed for a few steps against the explosion, and was pressed back by the blast generated by the explosion. Zhao Xiubei's expression grew gloomy and looked at Chen Fang, who was sitting on the hillside.

   "My lord, what should I do now, time is running out." Sirius worried.

   "Give me all the dead balloons, all of you in front, block me from the explosion, dead balloons are very fragile, you must not let the explosion affect me in any way." Zhao Xiubei coldly ordered.

   "Yes, my lord, I would like to sacrifice my life for glory."

   The other nine people, including Sirius, didn't have any thoughts because of Zhao Xiubei's words. Instead, there was madness in their eyes.

  Chen Fangboo was very refreshing. Ten people alone could not lift their heads, and he was very happy.

   Spicy chicken was consumed very quickly. When there was not much left, nine people lined up on the hillside, turned on their armed forces and constantly consumed elemental energy. They were bombarded by Chen Fang's text bomb and moved up the hillside.

   "What a warrior, are they going to die?"

   Chen Fang can't understand a bit. The awakened is not an immortal. Once the elemental energy is consumed, even if the body is stronger than ordinary people, it is easy to die under attack.

   Why do they have to come up with a text bomb?

   Shouldn’t I wait until I run out of ammunition before rushing up?

   Isn't this to die.

   Whatever it is, they are in our favor anyway, and Chen Fang continued to spray before the spicy chicken was consumed.

   In this way, Fang Fang and the nine others resisted Chen Fang’s bombardment, and continued to eat the explosion head-in-hand, holding hands against the air wave with perseverance, step by step towards the top of the hillside.

   "Chen Fang, the team under us is about to rush up." Jimo said.

Since the range of personal attack is not as far as a text bomb, Jimo Wenren can only put two teams up from the bottom, and attack each other within the effective attack range, which also causes the other party to counterattack. After all, Jimo Wenren only has two people. Unable to stop the attack of the two teams, they soon became a bit unable to resist.

Yiyi Yaya's side is okay. The attack of the two little guys basically ignores the distance. Yaya has the power of a raging costume. As long as it is thrown far enough, where to blow it, not to mention Yiyi, the energy cannon is within a few hundred meters. They are all in range, but the little guy is always inexperienced in fighting, and the crowd of Shiqiao will soon rush up.

Before the teams in the two areas rushed up, Jimo Chaowen gave a wink, then walked to Chen Fang and said, "Let’s retreat down here. We can’t stop it here. Wait for them to rush up. At that time, we are in danger and will be targeted."

"Ok."

Chen Fang had no objection. At this time, the spicy chicken was used up, there was no suppressive firepower, and he could not stop the remaining people. He did not leave at this time. When other teams rushed up, they rounded up their mouths. The inner numbness was almost gone, and his lips turned into bananas, so he agreed.

   Before Chen Fang retreated, he looked at the four walls with only five people left and was very satisfied.

   Compared with the protagonist's ideological mouthpiece in the anime, I am still more powerful, Chen Fang is extremely proud.

   After Chen Fang retreated, Zhao Xiubei and others survived until the spring. After paying the price of four people injured, they were finally able to execute the plan without worrying about dying the balloon.

   "Quickly, help them to follow me, no one can be less."

   Zhao Xiubei stared at Chen Fang's leaving back, wishing to take him off, but for the sake of planning, he had to endure it first, and they rushed forward.

   After Chen Fang and the others retired, the people on the other two sides did not rush up unscrupulously like Zhao Xiubei, but proceeded slowly and cautiously, which also made Zhao Xiu and others reach the top of the mountain first.

After Zhao Xiubei reached the top of the hillside, he hurriedly took out the dead balloon in his arms. Taking advantage of no interference, he secretly dug up a ground with a secret mark, and after exposing the black hole, he released all the dead balloons. Enter it, then bury it.

   "Send a signal, then follow my command line."

   Zhao Xiubei breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the dead balloon set up.

   After Zhao Xiubei finished the arrangement, shortly afterwards, in addition to the Hua Siyu team that had just retired, the other three teams also came up.

   The first team of Stone Bridge, the two teams of dense forest, the two teams of Alien Beast Keng, and there are six teams connected with Chen Fang.

"There are only three teams in the afternoon game. Now there are six pairs in total. There are five teams on the top of the mountain. One team just went down." A middle-aged man walked out of the two teams in the jungle. He scanned everyone on the hillside and said. .

"I don’t think so. First we should eliminate the incomplete numbers of these two teams, and then we should eliminate the team that has caused us a lot of hardship, so that we don’t have to fight again. How about fighting?" The middle-aged man smiled and said to the team from Shiqiao and the other team from the jungle.

   However, no one paid any attention to the middle-aged man, all the members of the team over Shiqiao, after he finished speaking, walked directly behind Zhao Xiubei, and then looked at him maliciously.

  The other team from the dense forest left the top of the hillside, and walked to Jimo in Chen Fang's gaze.

   "Miss Jimo, a member of the second squadron will report to you. At the request of the group leader, await instructions." A mighty man walked to Jimo to salute.

   "Why did you report this to the second squad?" Chen Fang asked Jimo confusedly.

But Jimo did not pay attention to Chen Fang at this time, changed his gentle appearance, shook his head slightly to Chen Fang, and walked up to the big man with a cold face and said, "I don't care how you do your business, I I just want to know how the investigation is going on the matter I'm asking?"

   "In response to Miss Jimo, all the clues are as expected by the head, pointing to this, but they are unable to determine their specific implementation steps." The big man looked at Yiyi pointedly and said.

   Jimo frowned and fell into thought.

   "Hey, what the **** is going on?" Chen Fang asked in a whisper to Wenren's side.

"Sister Jimo won't let you say it." Wenren looked at Chen Fang with a complicated expression. When she noticed Yiyiyaya's equally curious eyes, she couldn't help saying, "Wait to protect the two children, something is going to happen here. ."

   "If something happens, what will happen?" Chen Fang continued to ask.

   Wenren did not answer.

   "Are we teammates in the end?" After asking a few more times, Chen Fang complained without saying anything.

On the hillside, the middle-aged man saw his proposal and no one responded, so he was boring~www.NovelMTL.com~ and saw that in addition to the people of his team, the other teams were gathered together, and felt a bit wrong right now. He left, but was stopped by Zhao Xiubei's people.

   "You don't need to go anymore. After participating in this game, you are already destined to not leave alive." Zhao Xiu gave the killing order with a smile on his face.

   Then the people behind him immediately rushed out, playing more and less, and quickly took care of the team of middle-aged people.

   "Put out their eyes and have more sacrifices during the blood sacrifice. I think it will be very happy to come." Zhao Xiubei said.

   As soon as his words fell, someone dug out the eyes of the five dead and took them **** on their hands.

This scene aroused the panic and anger of the audience, and they yelled at them, killing but not blaspheming the body, revenge and avoiding his wife and children. This is a consensus. Zhao Xiubei's doing so will cause public outrage, will be expelled from the Adventure Guild, and will be removed by the Federation. Heavy penalty.

   "Hehe, curse, you can curse more while there is still some time, or you won't have a chance after waiting." Zhao Xiubei has no scruples, because the church's plan is about to begin.

   As soon as his voice fell, a continuously rotating and expanding circle appeared under his feet, and then a **** robbery world suddenly appeared from the hillside, and began to expand like bubbles.

The swollen Scarlet Tribulation Realm passed through the four competition areas, passed through the crowds on the stands, and passed through the big arena, and expanded outwards extremely quickly. Seen from the sky, this Scarlet Tribulation Realm expanded until it surrounded It stopped after the entire new city.

   "Hahaha, the glory of the past will be restored today."

   "The great gods will rule the earth again."

   "The blood festival begins."

   Zhao Xiubei stood on the hillside, opened his arms and looked around for a week, looking at the ignorant audience, and laughing wildly.

  

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