My Skills Are Not Serious

Summer passes and autumn comes, and the weather becomes cooler in September. In the past two months, Chen Fang has not only made money but also made money. In addition to the thunderous adventure guild missions and takeaways, Chen Fang has developed new businesses, such as forgetting. The enchantment function that came to mind after more than a month and the use of the Detective Eye to put away the waste.

　　 Enchanting requires monster cores to be ground into powder, which is enchanted on weapons and equipment through system functions. Chen Fang uses this enchantment function to set up a stall outside the city gate, one silver at a time. Because of its low price and high cost performance, it is highly praised by poor ghost adventurers.

The reason for collecting scraps is because Chen Fang accidentally took out the trash for an adventurer customer during a takeout delivery. He happened to find that there was something in the trash that could be sacrificed, and then he had the idea of ​​collecting scraps. He tried to collect it several times. After the scraps, Chen Fang discovered that as long as there are awakened people in the family, especially those who are adventurers, most of them can receive one or two things that can be used for sacrifice. This makes him very excited. Every time he has time, Chen Fang would ride his three jumpers to collect waste from house to house, and Chen Fang also took advantage of the autumn festival at the end of August when everyone was carnival, and went to the garbage dump in the new city overnight and harvested five. More than a dozen items that can be sacrificed.

For more than a month, Chen Fang has been accumulating these sacrifice items, and he has saved a total of more than a hundred. He plans to come and see if he can get something that will destroy the balance of the world against the sky, so that he can Standing at the peak of life, marrying Bai Fumei, and living a life of luxury and corruption.

"What a beautiful scenery, thousands of miles of dark clouds, gleaming thunder, violent wind, and heavy rain make me feel like writing a poem." Chen Fang stood at the door of his house, standing by his hands, looking at the rainstorm outside, feeling extremely it is good.

　　 "The dark clouds are pressing down on the city and want to destroy the city..., uh, what's underneath?" Chen Fang was lost in thought, thinking that he ran off to the sacrifice again. He always felt that something was missing, so let him go.

The sacrifice of hundreds of things is a historic moment. After holding back for so long, it is finally the harvest season. Today will be exciting. This mood is the same as the mood of trying to collect diamonds for a month and about to draw ten consecutive diamonds. This kind of mood is that even if the world falls apart, I still feel so beautiful. Chen Fang looks forward to the future with infinite reverie.

　　 As for the possibility of not shipping for Ten consecutive years, Chen Fang chose to ignore it. How could it be possible that he could be reborn even if he died? How could his luck be bad? This is simply good luck. I am God's favorite hot ass.

　　 "Sister, what's wrong with uncle." Ya Ya looked at Chen Fang standing at the door against the rain, feeling very strange.

　　 "Chen Fang, you close the door for me and come back, the rain ran in, and hurry up to take a bath, my body was wet, I caught a cold yesterday and stopped getting sick again."

　　 Yiyi was very angry with her hips akimbo. Three days ago, Chen Fang had a cold and had a fever. Haw Haw lay on the bed for three days before he started to die again.

　　 "Pop!" Fists struck each other.

　　 "Yes, take a bath, I almost forgot, fast bathing, burning incense and offering sacrifices."

Hearing Yiyi’s words, Chen Fang’s inspiration flashed, and he remembered that a big red-handed friend in the original world said that all things that look at your face and luck require metaphysics, and the most important thing in metaphysics is to have a sense of ritual. Those washing hands and face are fake. Metaphysics and ancient rituals are orthodox, fasting, bathing, burning incense and offering sacrifices are the real good luck gifts.

　　 I fasted for three days. I lay down for three days with a cold and fever. I drank porridge every day. This should be counted. As for why Chen Fang had a cold and fever, it is purely tiring. It is not easy for a man to be a family member.

If you take a bath, you just get wet and you want to take a bath. If there is no incense in the alien world, you should be able to make do with mosquito coils... Okay, I don’t know if the steak, pork chop and lamb chops in the tavern are OK, listen. Said that as long as you are sincere, uh uh.

　　Chen Fang attaches great importance to this sacrifice. He has worked so hard to save so much that he is so stubborn. Don't be careless. This is about the peak of his life and cannot be careless.

　　 Chen Fang looked very solemn, and in a very serious tone instructed Yiyi Yaya to take a bath, and to wash it cleanly, and then brought his change of clothes to the old man to borrow the bathroom.

　　 "Sister, why do we have to take a bath? We are not wet." Yaya asked.

　　 "Well, I don't know, forget it, just wash it."

　　 Yiyi's little head also didn't understand why Chen Fang asked them to take a bath, but seeing his serious appearance, he could only take his sister to the bathroom.

　　 Past and present, this is the most serious time for Chen Fang to take a bath. Baidu's hot water is washed and heated and boiled. It is such a toss that ordinary people have matured a long time ago, and the awakened person's physique can stand it.

　　 Don’t take it seriously. You may not know how many catties of mud can be rubbed off by your clean skin. Chen Fang looked at the black bath water and touched his head with satisfaction.

"Boy, you took a bath for long enough, and how did you wash it like a more cooked crab." Liu Xingjun, who was sitting at home drinking tea, said dubiously at Chen Fang, whose skin was reddened by the heat. .

　　 "Don't be impure or sincere, the next time is my time to change my destiny. I can't be careless." Chen Fang solemnly compared.

　　 Looking at Chen Fang, who left with solemn expression, the old man thought whether Chen Fang was well and still had a fever.

　　 Chen Fang returned home, Yiyi Yaya had washed her hair and was wiping her hair.

　　 "Uncle, Ya Ya and sister have washed them, Xiang Xiang Da." Ya Ya bounced like an elf to Chen Fang and said with his head up.

　　 "Well, it smells good, it smells so good, Budya is really obedient, and so is Yiyi." Chen Fang praised.

　　 Looking at the clean sisters, Chen Fang felt that it was time to sacrifice.

Put mosquito coils on the table, go to the tavern to buy three plates of meat steaks, pillows as futons, after Chen Fang takes the lead in three knocks and nine prayers, the sacrifice officially begins, summon the sacrifice circle, pile the sacrifice items, and Chen Fang takes it The two sisters began to dance like savages to sacrifice to their ancestors. The dancing scenes of a big and two little ones were very eye-catching. If the whole process is in the hometown of Chen Fangyuan's world, I will lose if I don't be hung up.

　　 After a burst of white light, the sacrifice items disappeared, and the next moment Chen Fang was expecting. However, after the magic circle disappeared, no items appeared, and Chen Fang was immediately dumbfounded.

　　 Your sister's system, did you swallow something? Chen Fang was angry. Just when Chen Fang was mad, the system issued a reminder.

　　 "Hundreds of things sacrificed, sincere and sincere, because the host's behavior was appreciated by the great will of the universe, an exception was made to upgrade the sacrificial function of the fantasy source system of the universe."

　　 "The sacrificial circle has been upgraded."

"The sacrificial circle cancels the mandatory number of participants, and a single person can also sacrifice. The sacrifice can be completed with the assistance of the system or others. When the sacrifice is assisted by the system, the circle will no longer appear in the world, but the obtained items The quality drops; the offerings will be divided into three levels: blue, purple, and red, with blue being the lowest and red being the highest."

　　 "Because the host's sacrifice items have reached the quantity requirements, the novice period protection period ends, the quality requirements of the sacrifice items have increased, and the quality of the sacrifice reward items returned to normal."

　　 "The novice period is over and the task function is turned on. This function will randomly trigger the task. Pay attention to completion. Failure to complete the task will be punished."

　　 "This Hundred Things Sacrifice will receive a newbie birth gift package, please go to the system space to receive it."

　　 A system prompt sounded in Chen Fang's mind, making him a little overwhelmed. He dismissed the two little guys who were constantly questioning. Chen Fang found a quiet place and sat down and turned on the system.

　　 Combined with the system prompts, Chen Fang browsed the system panel and came to the conclusion that this time the loss was big and the loss went to grandma's house.

　　 Why do you say that, because the novice period is over, the chances of getting good things from sacrifices in the future have dropped, which is equivalent to an UP event in the mobile game card pool, but now the event is over, Cannian.

　　 Chen Fang regretted how long he had saved for a big deal, and ended up losing his benefits.

Although the benefits are gone, there are some benefits. The upgraded sacrificial circle no longer requires participants, and it does not need to be carried out in the real world. This greatly increases the concealment and reduces the risk, but the quality of the obtained things is a bit hurt. , This depends on the situation in the future.

　　 What is the new mission function? Chen Fang doesn't understand, and the above is empty, but with Chen Fang's experience after browsing countless system texts in the original world, he intuitively feels that this is a pit.

　　 Those above are not what Chen Fang cares about. What he cares most about is the contents of the big gift bag to be sent by the system. According to the convention of the novel, the gift bag is the combustion aid for the traveler to take off. This is a routine.

　　 With a feeling of anxiety, Chen Fang opened the gift bag.

　　I have been long-ranged as a grandson. After I met Pao Sister, I finally learned a trick: long-range skills.

　　Super·Electromagnetic Gun: Consuming a coin, condenses the power of thunder and lightning on its surface, which can accumulate an electromagnetic shock, and after hitting the target, it will escape the current and cause secondary damage.

　　 Power level: Copper coins: Attack power increased by 10%, with a small probability of knockback; Silver coins: Attack power increased by 50%, with a probability of knockback; Gold coins: Attack power increased by 100%, with a high probability of knockback.

　　 (ps: This is a trench technique, use it with caution.)

　　 Elemental Array (Source): After use, it generates an array that can replace the attributes of its own elements.

　　Before replacing elements, please carry the elements you need. The maximum number of carrying is six. The carrying requires one element fruit, and it cannot be replaced after carrying it.

　　 Each replacement element will consume one gold coin.

　　 (PS: How can gold not become stronger?)

　　 robbery (source): unknown, get information after use.

　　Battle background music: When the BGM that belongs to me sounds, it is the moment when you doubt your life; play an animation battle music randomly;

　　 Effect: All attributes are improved, energy recovery speed is accelerated, attack defense is increased, and it cannot be controlled in a hegemonic state. The duration is 5 minutes.

　　 Each activation will consume a gold coin to pay the copyright fee.

　　 (PS: Support for genuine products starts with me.)

　　 Riding Skill: Have you ever seen an S-type drift without inertia? After learning this skill, no matter whether the mount is four-wheeled or four-footed, I will drift to show you no matter what the terrain is.

　　 There are five kinds of things in the big gift bag. Except for one that doesn't know what it is, the other four slots are full, and Chen Fang doesn't know what to say.

The funny introduction of 　　 riding skills made Chen Fang feel unreliable. Drifting is actually a technique that uses inertia to complete. There is no inertia and S-shaped drift. Why don't you go to heaven.

　　 The other three all require krypton gold. This is the rhythm to make Chen Fang bankrupt. Don't you want to learn? Impossible, the effect is so powerful, there is no reason not to learn it, this world is so dangerous, how can each strength work, if the money is spent, then you can earn it, and your life is really gone.

　　 Without delay, Chen Fang used these things directly, turning one or two into white light, UU reading www.uukanshu.com turned into the skills on the Chen Fang system panel.

　　 One of the five things needs to be used before knowing the specific content, and Chen Fang found it out.

　　 catastrophe (source): a small catastrophe cloud is generated from time to time, and ninety-nine and eighty-one thunder catastrophes will fall. After the thunder catastrophe, a rain will be spread, the effect;

　　 Crossing the robbery: When the robber is attacked during this period, the attacker will be implicated.

　　 God’s gift: After the thunder tribulation is over, the rain of good fortune will fall, and the current injury of the tribunal will be restored.

　　 The robbery cloud cannot be generated indoors. After each robbery is over, the body of the robber will get a small improvement.

　　 (PS: One-time use, life-long benefit, good quality and low price, five-star praise.)

After reading the introduction of the robbery, Chen Fang was not able to judge whether this thing was good or bad for a while. On the surface, robbery can bring three benefits. An attack during the robbery period will involve the other party, but he doesn't know it will give What are the consequences of the other party; one is that after the catastrophe, the injury will recover in the rain of good fortune, which is unintentionally good news, that is, the occurrence of "catastrophe" is not controlled, and the overall value drops a lot; the last one can increase after each catastrophe Physical fitness, this is really good, but I don’t know how much it can improve.

　　 The recent postscript is very skinny, what kind of technology, support the original version, and benefit from five-star praise for life, who left this, the will of the universe? Probably not, the system? But it never responds to itself, forget it, don't think too much about it.

Chen Fang looked at the system panel to estimate his current strength, and then he discovered a painful thing. It seemed that the skills he obtained by sacrifice had restrictions on the use, which might make him unable to get rich and become a negative man. .

　　 Alas, the sacrifice should be chosen on a sunny day. This kind of stormy and stormy weather is not only depressing but also depressing.