My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

"Last time, Liu Shengnan already told me about your private attack on the trainer during the bombing."

Guo Zhang took off his sunglasses and looked straight at Lu Cheng, making Lu Cheng's gaze averted.

"According to the law, you were just an ordinary high school student at the time, and it was illegal to act without permission."

Seeing the smile on Guo Zhang's face, Lu Cheng immediately knew that things were not that simple.

Guo Zhang said with a smile: "However, if you look at it as a rookie in the Armed Forces, your performance at that time was quite good."

"After all, taking down the trainer is the best choice if you can't defeat the elves in the first place."

"To be honest, I felt quite burdened at the time." Lu Cheng sighed.

Patting Lu Cheng on the shoulder, Guo Zhang smiled and said, "Don't put too much psychological pressure on you."

"I am here this time, in addition to giving you a mission, I also want to give you this elf ball."

"It's also a status symbol for the Armed Forces."

Guo Zhang handed the ball to Lu Cheng and said:

"With this elf, some cold weapons and small powerful moves will not hurt you."

A red light flashed, and a mass of pink-purple viscous liquid was adsorbed on Guo Zhang's arm.

Lu Cheng's eyes twitched.

There are many fine bubbles on the snot-like liquid, like a sponge, or a pool of jelly-like slime.

The slime squirmed up and down, and gradually straightened on Guo Zhang's arm, revealing a pair of black eyes the size of sesame seeds.

Immediately, the slime's mouth suddenly opened a terrifying arc, as if the whole half of his body was split open.

"It's greeting you." Guo Zhang said with a smile.

Is the way you slimes greet each other so strange?

"Mum!" Slime uttered a strange cry.

"Dittoman

Personality: naughty

Features: Soft

Matching moves: Transformation

Analysis: Has a lot of transformation experience of Xiaoquanshi, and is proficient in hardening moves. "

"In the Armed Forces Department, Divers are generally equipped as a standard." Guo Zhang explained:

"Under the experiments of the lunatics in the scientific research department, Ditto's defense is even better than the body armor."

Lu Cheng looked up and down at the pink-purple snot, no matter how you looked at it, it was brittle.

"Don't believe me?" Guo Zhang raised his eyebrows and said,

"Come on, let the elves attack me directly."

"ha?"

As soon as the words fell, the slime squirmed towards Guo Zhang's chest, leaving a faint mark on his arm, which made Lu Cheng feel chills.

"It's okay, this Variety Monster's defense is very good, you will know later." Guo Zhang smiled.

"Okay." Lu Cheng nodded, and summoned Liuwei from the poke ball.

The forest lizard's physical attack effort value is almost full, and Lu Cheng is afraid that it will smash the slime with a single knife.

"Try using impact first." Lu Cheng commanded cautiously.

Liuwei was a little confused, but still nodded, and walked towards Guo Zhangfei.

hit!

When he was about to bump into Guo Zhang, the Variety Monster on Guo Zhang's chest suddenly changed.

As if a violent chemical reaction had suddenly occurred, Ditto's body was torn apart suddenly, and a viscous liquid gradually flowed out, but in the next second, the pink mucus gathered again, revealing a small hard fist stone.

Ditto changed only the round bald head of Little Fist, and the muscular arms of the ghost animal did not change, so from the outside, it looked like a little Fist with a broken hand, and the eyes were still the standard sesame seeds of Ditto Eye.

The impact of the six tails rushed towards the Ditto, and a layer of metallic luster appeared on its transformed body.

Harden!

Looking at Guo Zhang's faint smile, he was completely unharmed!

Lu Cheng finally understood the system's comment about Ditto: "Proficient in hardening moves\

,"What does it mean.

"This is specially bred by the group of breeders in the logistics department." Guo Zhang explained,

"From childhood, eat various minerals, and consciously train the transformation of the little fist stone."

"However, if you want to let it attack, it will be a little bit reluctant."

Guo Zhang touched the wet body of Ditto, and the latter wriggled up and down, making a cry of "sister mum".

I understand the truth.

But shouldn't bulletproof vests be worn on the body?

How on earth should this slimy and snot-like elf be worn on the body?

"Come on, try it."

With that said, Guo Zhang threw the monsters to Lu Cheng.

Lu Cheng couldn't dodge in time, and was immediately thrown into his arms by the Variety Monster.

Fuck!

Lu Cheng stared at the Variety on its chest in horror, and saw that the Variety was looking up at him from the bottom up, its sesame-like eyeballs rolled around, and it opened its big mouth and smiled.

The Ditto was clinging to Lu Cheng's chest, and the viscous liquid was dripping down the corner of his clothes.

It's over, this dress is useless.

Lu Cheng thought in despair.

The feeling of being wrapped by the Variety Monster made Lu Cheng a little out of breath. What was even more frightening was that the Variety Monster was a living creature, wriggling up and down on Lu Cheng's chest, and the cold feeling made Lu Cheng shiver unconsciously.

"It was like this at the beginning, but you gradually get used to it." Guo Zhang touched his chin and said,

"It's quite cool to wear a Ditto in summer."

"Mum!" Ditto seemed very happy.

"Okay, let Ditto change to try."

Guo Zhang twisted his neck, made a crackling sound, and moved his wrist joints, Guo Zhang chuckled.

"It's my turn to attack."

As soon as the words fell, Guo Zhang was like a beast out of the cage, and his fists even made the sound of breaking the wind, and he swung towards Lu Cheng violently.

Fuck it, come on!

"Dittomon, transform!" Lu Cheng shouted.

It's really embarrassing to shout like that!

Following Lu Cheng's shout, the Variety Monster suddenly twitched violently, and in less than a second, the Little Fist Stone had completely transformed.

This time, even the hands are transformed!

Guo Zhang swung his fist towards the Little Fist Stone, but it hardened for less than half a second before it collapsed, and the Little Fist Stone turned into the shape of a Ditto again.

However, Ditto stretched out its soft body to wrap Guo Zhang's fist, making his fist stop.

"Not bad." Guo Zhang withdrew his hand from Ditto's body and shook it.

"This is already a top-notch monster that the logistics department can produce."

At the end of the change, Variety Stared at Lu Cheng with those sesame eyes, and shouted for credit:

"Mum!"

Lu Cheng stiffened all over, and nodded at the Variety Monster.

"Not bad!" Lu Cheng smiled sadly at Guo Zhang.

Guo Zhang threw the poke ball to Lu Cheng and said, "The task will be held in a month's time, so don't be late."

"Take good care of this Ditto, it only eats metal."

"Also, this Ditto is under the name of the Ministry of Armed Forces, so you don't need to register, just use it first."

Lu Cheng nodded hurriedly.

Following Guo Zhang's departure, Lu Cheng bowed his head and met the big eyes of the Variety.

"When are you coming down?"

"Mum!" Ditto didn't want to let go.

Lu Cheng picked up the elf ball and knocked it on Ditto.

With a flash of red light, Lu Cheng hurriedly checked whether there was any suspicious mucus on his body.

"Hey, is it a non-Newtonian fluid?"

Lu Cheng thought that the clothes should be covered with Ditto's slime, but he didn't expect that the clothes were in good condition, and even exuded a fragrance of berries.

"Forget it." Lu Cheng smiled wryly,

"It's a big deal to put it on when you are on a mission, and just keep it in your daily life."