My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

"Dididi--"

There was an alarm ringing under the pillow, Lu Cheng turned off the alarm clock on his phone in a daze, opened his eyes,

"The strange ceiling...it's weird!"

Unexplained complaints, as if complaining that it was another ordinary day.

It is said that every boy fantasizes that he can time travel, especially a boy of a certain school age.

But Lu Cheng is obviously past this age,

He is only 18 years old, and he is a hard-working senior high school student.

Yesterday I studied until late at night, and I had to rush to class early in the morning. When will this day end!

While thinking about it, the phone suddenly vibrated.

"Sister: (picture)"

Note that the ID of the senior sister sent a picture,

In the picture, she is sitting on the bed wearing a JK uniform, her smooth black hair hangs down to her thighs, the orange sun is shining on her fair side face, and she looks engrossed.

No one can deny that this is an exciting girl.

"Sister: Come to my house on Saturday to make up lessons. Don't be late."

Lu Cheng took a closer look, and found that what was placed on the girl's lap was a densely packed "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation".

The other party was just sitting on the bed doing questions.

Lu Cheng's excited heart suddenly cooled down.

This so-called senior is actually a distant relative of his. She was admitted to Jiangnan University last year. Lu Cheng's parents asked her to teach Lu Cheng, so they made an appointment to go to her house every Saturday to make up lessons.

He has been to the senior sister's house several times, the baroque style, duplex villa, it is said that it is just one of the many properties under her family's name.

Lu Cheng lay on the table, typing with a salty face.

"Lu Cheng: Got it."

Text plus a Pikachu emoticon package.

Lu Cheng reluctantly flipped through the photos above, and suddenly, his expression changed.

What the hell is this! ?

He didn't pay attention to look at it just now, and then he realized the weirdness of the picture.

In the corner of the room, a small ghost creature like the Gap Girl in Japanese legends is sitting in the corner. The bloody mouth is wide, with sharp teeth exposed, just about to move.

Senior sister, you are going to be beheaded!

"Fuck!"

Lu Cheng cried out immediately, typing with trembling hands,

"Lu Cheng: What is that behind you!!??"

After a while, the phone buzzed and vibrated.

Lu Cheng quickly turned on the phone:

"Sister: You mean Marvell?"

"Sister: You probably haven't met her yet. This is the elf I got last week. Well, it's really rare in this area. Her scientific name should be Big Mouth Baby."

Big Mouth?

I know the big mouth baby, the cute and cute loli in Pokémon, but this has nothing to do with the...

etc!

Putting aside prejudices, although this thing is scary, it does have the characteristics of a big mouth baby...

Lu Cheng's expression changed. He turned on the computer and logged on to the search engine. His expression gradually became weird.

"The latest archaeological discovery: the newly unearthed precious fossils in Yunnan, the possibility of experts calling them ammonites is over 80%!"

"A fire broke out in the Elf Protection Forest in Liaocheng. The fire brigade is organizing water arrow turtles to rescue them. It is reported that this fire may be related to the arrival of wild fire dinosaurs in estrus..."

"Exclusive! Jack Ma and Daewoo Monster attended the global o2o trainer summit. It is reported that this summit aims to promote online interaction and transactions among trainers..."

Lu Cheng sat blankly in front of the computer desk.

Woke up, Pokémon came?

Obviously, the world line Lu Cheng lives in has deviated,

In this world, elves are part of reality, and all animations and games about Pokémon naturally cease to exist.

Lu Cheng rubbed his face.

This is of course a good thing, at least his life is no longer boring, and he can even live with so many cute Pokémon...

No, then what the hell is that big mouth baby he saw just now!

Lu Cheng hurriedly opened the documentary about Pokémon, which was the well-received "Animal World".

"In the vast nature, there are countless elves with different habits..."

In the video, the electric mouse walking upright twitches and thunders all over. The purple deformed creature has three rotten vegetable leaves on its head and smiles like an idiot.

The swarms of big needle bees, with red and big compound eyes on their heads, and yellow and black patterns on their bodies, are terrifying and frightening. They fly in the sky thinking that a natural disaster has come.

And this vine monster covered with green tentacles, are you a follower of Ke Zong?

There seems to be something wrong with these Pokémon?

But the problem is that words such as "Pikachu is so cute" and "I really want to raise one" are constantly floating on the barrage.

Horse riding, you call this cute?

Am I the only one who is curious to see these things! ?

Isn't this a Pokémon, but the world line of Song of Saya?

WDNMD!

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Lu Cheng went downstairs with a face ashamed, and suddenly saw a red figure in the kitchen.

Hearing footsteps, the other party turned around and looked at Lu Cheng for three seconds.

Rao's strong psychological quality made Lu Cheng mentally prepared for the Pokémon in this world, but he still couldn't help but gasp.

A platypus that stands on two feet, has a butt on its head, and a flaming butt!

There is also a love apron on the body!

Well, although it is still very curious, this duck-billed fire beast is better than insect Pokémon.

It took Lu Cheng three seconds to accept this setting.

Seeing Lu Cheng, the duck-billed fire beast looked very happy, called out, and continued cooking.

I saw a note on the dining table:

"Xiaocheng, my dad and I are going to work first, the duckbill fire beast will help you make breakfast, after eating, go to school, don't be late!"

Before the world line changed, Lu Cheng's father was a cook and his mother was a nurse.

And it seems that this duck-billed fire beast is now helping Dad.

In the kitchen, I saw the duck-billed fire beast deftly lighting a fire, controlling the temperature, and shaking the spoon. Lu Cheng felt a magical feeling when he saw its skillful movements.

A Pokémon is cooking at my house!

After a while, an omelet rice came out of the pan.

The duck-billed fire beast carefully brought the omelet rice in front of Lu Cheng. Since it was only less than 1.5 meters tall, its movements were a bit clumsy.

This should be fine, right?

Although the chef was suspected of affecting his appetite, Lu Cheng couldn't help but take a sip when he saw the good-looking omelet rice.

tasty!

Lu Cheng's eyes lit up.

The sauce is fresh and sweet, the rice grains are distinct, the heat is just right, and it is surprisingly delicious.

Seeing Lu Cheng feasting, the dead fish eyes of the duck-billed fire beast narrowed into a slit, and the flames almost burned Lu Cheng's hair.