My Life Simulator

Liu Qin presents Lu Li with a problem.

Back home, Lu Li took a shower, changed his clothes, and sat on the sofa thinking about how to solve this problem.

Fudan University is one of the top institutions of higher learning in China. To be a teacher at Fudan University requires high qualifications.

Qin Liu holds a PhD in Economics from Harvard. This qualification was enough for her to be hired as a teacher at Fudan University.

Lu Li couldn't, he was just an undergraduate who graduated from the second degree. If you don't have a doctorate-level degree, don't even think about becoming a teacher in Fudan.

Even if Lu Li went to take the postgraduate examination, master's degree, and doctoral degree, it would be impossible to obtain a doctoral degree in a short period of time.

If you go to Fudan to be a math teacher, you don't have to think about it, you are not qualified.

The same goes for performing arts. Lu Li has no diploma, and is not a celebrity in the industry. In a short period of time, it is impossible to become a celebrity in the film and television circle.

In sports, Lu Li also failed to achieve corresponding results.

It is now June. To complete Liu Qin's "mission", he must enter Fudan University through recruitment before the start of the second half of the year, that is, before September.

So...that's a real problem!

Lu Li frowned, a helpless look on his face.

In terms of ability level, sports and performing arts, he's totally up to the task. In mathematics, if you take some time to learn it, you can also do the job.

But... Lu Li has no proof! Without the corresponding academic qualifications, even the threshold of recruitment cannot be crossed.

Three months left.

In this short three-month period, it was impossible for Lu Li to obtain a doctorate degree or above, and it was impossible for him to become a celebrity in the film and television industry.

The only possibility is sports.

Train rigorously for two months, then sign up for a competition and win a gold medal. By the way, I took the coaching qualification certificate, which should be enough to apply for a physical education teacher at Fudan University.

Could it be... Am I going to Fudan to be a physical education teacher?

Liu Qin really gave me a problem, very challenging!

Lu Li took out his mobile phone, opened the webpage, and inquired about Fudan University's recruitment plan for this year.

When you click on the webpage, the first thing you see is a series of announcements such as "recruiting professors, researchers, and associate professors."

The academic requirements for these positions are all doctoral degrees, so there is no need to read them at all, and there is no qualification to apply.

And then... there are jobs for workers like "security guards, cleaners, plumbers, handymen".

These positions obviously do not meet Liu Qin's requirements and do not belong to the "teacher category".

After looking through the webpage for a while, Lu Li suddenly found a very interesting position... Psychological counselor!

Clicking on the recruitment requirements for "psychological counselors", Lu Li saw that the educational requirements for psychological counselors are not so scary, no need for a doctorate, as long as a bachelor's degree or above is sufficient.

Then... to apply for a psychological counselor, you also need a "psychological counselor qualification certificate" issued by the National Mental Health Association.

Lu Li definitely didn't have this certificate, and he had to take the test.

The reason why Lu Li thinks he can be a "psychological counselor" is because...he has a cheat!

In the movie emperor's plot, Lu Li's "role substitution" plug-in enabled him to obtain enough information to accurately figure out other people's minds and grasp other people's emotions such as emotions.

After exchanging this plug-in and learning some psychological knowledge on his own, Lu Li felt that it was the most suitable for him to be a "psychological counselor".

Compared with mathematics, sports, and performing arts, this psychological counselor is obviously the fastest and most convenient career to start.

Liu Qin found a solution to the problem in a blink of an eye.

Continuing to search for information on his mobile phone, Lu Li found the relevant requirements for the "psychological counselor" exam.

Bachelor degree or above is required, and Lu Li fully meets the application requirements.

Then...the "Theoretical Knowledge Test" and the "Professional Ability Test" also need to be passed. After passing the examination, the certificate of "psychological counselor" can be issued.

The theory test is a written test.

The professional test is a little more complicated, and it also needs to pass the professional practice test.

For Lu Li, neither of these two problems is a problem. Theoretical knowledge is nothing more than reading a few more books, and professional tests have a plug-in of "role substitution".

If you can't get the "psychological counselor qualification certificate", it is simply unreasonable.

"Haha! Liu Qin, do you think you have given me a problem?"

A smile appeared on Lu Li's face, "For me, this little problem can be easily solved."

It's just... If you want to take the "Psychological Counselor Qualification Certificate", it's best to go back to Shanghai to take the test.

Lu Li picked up the phone and called Liu Qin, "Liu Qin, when are you coming back? I'm going back to Shanghai, shall we go together?"

"Are you going back to Shanghai?"

Liu Qin was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood. Lu Li was preparing for "Fudan becoming a teacher".

Thinking of this, Liu Qin said with a smile: "You have come up with a solution? Are you going to Shanghai now, are you going to write a thesis? Or are you going to take a postgraduate entrance exam?"

From Liu Qin's point of view, the first thing Lu Li needs to solve in order to become Fudan's teacher is his academic qualifications.

"Secret for now!"

Lu Li grinned, "I can only say this, when you become Fudan's teacher, I will definitely become Fudan's teacher too."

"Yeah? So confident?"

A flash of surprise flashed in Liu Qin's eyes, "I will go to Fudan to become a teacher in September in the second half of the year! Are you in time?"

Although Liu Qin is full of confidence in Lu Li's ability, he doesn't think Lu Li can do it in a short time. No matter how powerful Lu Li is, it will take at least two or three years to get his Ph.D.

"You'll just have to watch when the time comes."

Lu Li's face was sullen, with a smug look on his face.

"Then I'll wait and see!"

Liu Qin smiled sweetly, and said to Lu Li, "I can't go to Shanghai for the time being. The family matters are not over yet, let's do it in a few days!"

"That's fine! I'll go first."

Lu Li knew that Liu Qin would definitely have to discuss "Fudan's career plan as a teacher" with his family, so he didn't insist.

After saying hello to his parents, Lu Li picked up his backpack and set off to return to Shanghai.

The plane landed at Shanghai Pudong Airport. Lu Li took out the sports car stored in the airport parking lot and drove all the way back to Binjiang Garden.

Back at home, Lu Li didn't say a word, and immediately sat down at the computer desk, turned on the computer, and inquired about various theoretical books of "psychologist".

"Basic psychology", "developmental psychology", "social psychology", "psychometrics", "abnormal psychology", "counseling psychology", "psychodiagnosis"...

A large series of various theoretical books were presented in front of Lu Li.

"I haven't experienced the feeling of brushing a book for a long time!"

Lu Li smiled, bought the electronic version of these data directly online, downloaded them one by one, and opened the book to read.

"Unforgettable" is really a useful ability. This time, I did not forget to make achievements again.

After reading a book, Lu Li closed his eyes and pondered for a while, analyzing, understanding, digesting and absorbing. After understanding the content of this book, Lu Li started to read the next book.

Even though he threw himself back into his studies, Lu Li's routine of life was not disrupted. Eat when it’s time to eat, sleep when it’s time to sleep, and exercise when it’s time to exercise.

Three days later, Lu Li had learned all the theoretical knowledge of "psychological counselors", including "professional ethics", which he had kept in mind.

Next is the study of "psychological diagnosis skills", "psychological consultation skills" and "psychological testing skills".

These "skills" refer to how to diagnose the other party's psychological problems, how to talk to the other party, and how to judge the other party's psychological recovery.

Psychological diagnosis and psychological test, Lu Li can hang up, and a "role substitution" can instantly grasp the psychological state of the other party.

As for the conversation... Lu Li is still hanging up!

The charm brought by "beauty is justice" makes it easier for Lu Li to gain the trust, favor and recognition of others. Combined with the psychological counseling methods and skills in theoretical knowledge, Lu Li's psychological counseling effect must be more significant.

Within three days, Lu Li had changed from a layman to an excellent "psychologist".

However, Lu Li was not in a hurry to take the exam right away.

Psychological consultants are graded, the lowest level is "third-level psychological consultant", and there are "second-level psychological consultants" and "first-level psychological consultants".

To ensure that he can become a psychological counselor of "Fudan University", Lu Li must obtain the "Second-level Psychological Counselor" certificate to be sure.

Next, Lu Li continued to read books and dabbled in various kinds of knowledge in the field of "psychology" more widely.

Educational psychology, consumer psychology, learning psychology, family psychology, economic psychology, management psychology, criminal psychology, school mental health education, cognitive neuroscience…

In addition to the normal life rhythm every day, Lu Li has been reading books, reading theoretical literature, watching case studies, thinking, experiencing, understanding, analyzing, until digesting and absorbing.

In the past two weeks, Lu Li has almost finished reading all kinds of psychology books that can be found on the Internet, including foreign English-language psychology books.

Now Lu Li can be regarded as a "psychiatrist".

The accumulation is enough, you can go to the qualification certificate.

Lu Li signed up on the computer, skipped Level 3 directly, applied for Level 2, and participated in the "Psychological Counselor Level Exam" jointly organized by the National Mental Health Association and the Human Resources Department.

The exam is next Wednesday.

"Liu Qin, when are you coming to Shanghai?"

After completing the registration procedures, Lu Li started chatting with Liu Qin on the phone again.

"Not coming!"

Liu Qin pouted and made a face at Lu Li, "I always feel that you have bad intentions in your heart when you ask me to go to Shanghai!"

"Yeah? Did you think about it yourself?"

A strange smile appeared on Lu Li's face, "Tell me, tell me honestly, what are you thinking about that is not suitable for children?"

"Bastard!"

With a bit of blush on Liu Qin's face, he looked even more moving.

"Men are not bad, women don't love them!"

Lu Li hooked his finger at the video phone, "Beauty, come and sleep with me tonight!"

"Beauty? Isn't she the queen?"

Liu Qin's eyes bulged, "Sure enough, men don't have a good thing. You still think about the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard? Xiao Luzi, are you going to rebel?"

"You already admit that you are the queen, so... my queen, when are we going to have a bridal chamber?"

"You think beautiful!"

The two laughed for a while and ended the call.

Liu Qin told Lu Li that she had signed up online and participated in the recruitment of Fudan University. With Liu Qin's qualifications as a doctor of economics from Harvard, he quickly passed the primary selection and is about to enter the interview.

Liu Qin will come to Shanghai at the end of the month to prepare for a job interview at Fudan University.

Lu Li was naturally happy that Liu Qin was coming to Shanghai.

Lu Li is also going to give Liu Qin a surprise when she arrives. Let's get the qualification certificate of "psychological consultant" first!

Three more days passed.

Today is the time for the Qualification Exam for Psychologists.

The exam time was 9:00 in the morning, and Lu Li still followed his original living habits, getting up in the morning to exercise, taking a shower and eating, and then driving to the "Skill Appraisal Center".

When he came to the "Skills Appraisal Center", Lu Li followed the announcement on the sign and found the "psychologist" written test room.

Walking into the examination room, Lu Li saw that there were already a dozen candidates sitting in the examination room.

These people who took the second-level psychological counselor examination seemed to be in their thirties, both male and female, with a gentle smile on their faces, and strong affinity. It seems that they have been engaged in psychological counseling for many years. Big guy.

They are all big bosses with work experience, only I am a newbie.

Lu Li nodded politely to everyone, sat in his seat according to the admission ticket, and quietly waited for the test to start.

Soon, the invigilator walked into the examination room.

The examinee's mobile phone was collected first, and then the discipline of the examination room was announced for a while. The invigilator did not distribute the examination papers until the bell rang.

Lu Li picked up the pen and looked at the exam paper in front of him, feeling as if he had returned to the plot of a scholar.

It's been a long time since I passed the exam! It's a bit... I miss it!

Lu Li sighed secretly, picked up the pen and started to do the question.

On the test paper, most of the questions in the front are purely memory questions, choice, filling in the blanks, and judgment. Although the number of questions is a bit large and the scope involved is relatively wide, for Lu Li, it is not difficult at all.

The writing was like flying, and I didn't need to think about it at all, and I wrote it all the way.

It wasn't until the last page that there were a few brainstorming case study questions.

Although it is a case analysis, in fact, the cases involved in these topics are very typical. Similar cases have been analyzed in various books, and there are already standard answers.

Lu Li did a little synthesis and answered these questions with ease.

After finishing the work, Lu Li looked up and saw that the big men with work experience around them were all grimacing and solemn.

This is... won't do?

Such a simple question, shouldn't these big brothers who are engaged in psychological counseling work just do it?

Lu Li smiled, it seems... it's not that they are too weak, it's just that I'm too strong.

"carry out an assignment!"

Under the horrified eyes of the bigwigs, Lu Li got up and handed in.

It's already been installed in the Xueba dungeon, but in reality, it's installed again, uh... I'm still a little cool in my heart!