My Game Friends Were Foreigners in Mythology

2 – My abilities are too good

“Hmm…”

I came to my senses in bed and woke up with painful breathing.

Nothing happened. There is no Nyarlathotep, no ‘it’ that does not let the mind still.

“Whoa.”

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Is this really a dream?

[You have completed the incarnation contract with foreign media ‘Nyarlathotep’.]

[It becomes hostile to all constellations.]

At the moment I thought that, a status window message suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.

‘Isn’t this a dream?’

You mean those weren’t just dreams?

Wait a minute, but you’re against all the Constellations?

“Crazy.”

The meaning of that is very simple.

It means that even the Constellations that are impatient because they can’t spread it when they see humans, and the Constellations that look after humans no matter what they do, all want to kill me.

A Constellation with a good heart can be like that, so what do Constellations with evil tendencies think?

I’m going to cry out to Hwashin to kill me right now.

The ring.

At that time, a notification suddenly rang on my cell phone in ‘That’s Code’, the video chat application I use.

[Nyarlathotep: Open status window]

A message from Nyarlathotep.

I was startled and started moving my fingers at the speed of light.

[Randolph Carter: What are you talking about? What was that?]

[Nyarlathotep: Open the stupid thing quickly]

But she ignored my question and just urged the status window to open.

“…Hey, status window.”

I realized that the story wouldn’t progress unless I opened the status window, so I opened it.

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[Potential: Weak]

[Contract Constellation: Nyarlathotep]

[Skills: A story that makes sense (A), Avatar of chaos (S)

*This is the current status window forcibly manipulated by the Lushtiya Equation.]

“What is this?”

I couldn’t help but doubt my eyes when the status window changed beyond my imagination.

“SAN figures?”

First of all, the normal magic stat disappeared and a strange stat called the SAN value took its place.

[SAN figure

It is a measure of your current mental strength.

If it reaches 0, you will go crazy, and if it goes below a certain level, you will not be able to lead a normal life, so please be extra careful.]

“Damn, why did you keep this?”

I tried to pull up the mana with all my might.

But…

“Kuh?!”

It feels like something that shouldn’t have escaped has escaped.

This is the feeling you get when you run into an apocalypse while playing a horror game.

Your mentality automatically wears off.

Whoops.

“Wow, what is this…”

I was taken aback for a moment, exhaling rapidly and shaking my eyes.

[SAN figure

For reference, this stat replaces the role of magic.]

[Nyarlathotep : Once you get used to it, there is nothing better than that]

As if Nyarlathotep was watching me like this, I hit the chat.

“…Yes, if you are, that’s it.”

There was nothing good about not listening to her from the old days.

Most of the time listening was much better.

[Foreign news ‘Nyarlathotep’ smiles shyly as if he is happy.]

[Nyarlathotep: Ignore the message I just received. I think the system is crazy]

[Emotional state connection with foreign media ‘Nyarlathotep’ is disconnected.]

…Let’s just ignore that.

{8:10 A.M.}

But I don’t think I have time to check the rest of my abilities.

Because it’s already time to go to the academy.

“I’ll see the rest later. I have to go to the academy.”

[Nyarlathotep: Got it]

After listening to Nyarlathotep’s answer, I roughly stuffed my phone into my pocket.

So I didn’t see it.

[CTHUGHA: Yayaya ㅑ]

[Cthugha: What kind of crazy b*tch did you sign the contract with?]

The messages ringing in the chat window like crazy.

* * *

-Hey, over there…

“…”

Ho

As expected, the inside view of the academy is not good.

Of course, I didn’t do anything wrong. It’s just that the entire academy is in last place.

And that’s my only fault they think.

This academy is miraculously mired in merit supremacy.

The weaker you are, the less treated you are compared to the Shudra of the caste system.

– Hey, over there your boyfriend is passing by.

-Do you want to search?

For reference, my appearance isn’t that bad.

It’s not narcissism, it’s 100% objectivity and it’s good looking.

The only problem I had was that my current status at the academy was surprisingly low.

I sighed and went into my class.

[1 – F]

Class 1 F.

Actually, this could be said to be the class with the least possibility.

It’s still a freshman, so if you fully demonstrate your potential and work hard, you’ll be able to aim for the top class.

Drreuk.

f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!

But if that was possible in the first place, there would be no way I would be in Class F.

As soon as I entered the class, I sighed as I saw the guys swinging their fists at each other.

And now I am in the 2nd semester of the 1st year.

If you want to get out of here, it’s time you should have left.

– You bastard!

The winner of the fight was the one with striking skills.

No matter what, all of those guys didn’t receive much support, but they were cadets with constellations.

Anyone is better than me…

[The foreign press ‘Nyarlathotep’ forcibly connects emotions.]

[The foreign press ‘Nyarlathotep’ is angry, saying don’t compare yourself to constellations.]

Ah, come to think of it, there was something unreasonable about the god I signed a contract with.

Yeah, I remember receiving some skills as well.

[Skills: A story that makes sense (A), Avatar of chaos (S)]

“f*ck!”

As soon as I saw the skill, I couldn’t help but let out a scream full of astonishment.

A-class and S-class skills were located in my status window.

And both of these are top-notch skills with no one to compare them to.

I don’t know how many people in this academy have S-class skills.

In the first place, A-class skills become very rare.

Considering that most of the cadets in the academy focus on B-level skills, this is a surprisingly good grade.

“What the f*ck?”

At that time, a ferocious voice came from the front.

When I turned off the status window and glanced forward, I saw the guy I was fighting with looking at me with a frown on his face.

“Oh.”

It seems that the exclamation I shouted while looking at the status window was mistaken for a quarrel.

By the way, he is undeniably the 1st place in Class F.

In terms of skills, it’s not at the level of D class, but there was no one to oppose in this place.

And if I have to add an explanation, the belligerent guys in class F here can be divided into two types.

A cadet aiming for a higher class. And.

f*ck!

It’s just a bunch of bullies.

This class, where the bottom of the academy is gathered, is reminiscent of other schools.

Class F is the place where Iljin Mihwa webtoon gathers the guys I barely see.

I was punched in the face and fell backwards.

Since I also fought aggressively to get to the upper class, there were many guys who looked at me as an idiot in this F class.

I don’t know if he won, but he’ll be punished every time he fights.

But since I started being quiet, I couldn’t give it to you because there was no justification for it, but now I have a justification for hitting it.

[The foreign press ‘Nyarlathotep’ tells you to use the skill.]

[The status window forcibly opens the skill description window.]

[Avatar of Chaos (S)

You can change into the avatar of foreign press ‘Nyarlathotep’.

However, the ability of the original cannot be reproduced as it is.

Avatar currently available: Black Man]

Fighting right now is a handshake.

The use of abilities not authorized by the academy in the first place is prohibited.

If I cause a commotion, I will be suspended immediately.

So what we need to do now…

[A story that makes sense (A)

Your words become persuasive.]

Persuasion.

[Use stories that make sense.]

“Wait, calm down. There’s a clear reason I said f*ck it.”

At my words, the guy who was about to swing his fist stopped his arm.

“Now, let’s start with the etymology of f*ck. f*ck is an abusive word made by modifying chew, which is a slang word for the vagina, which is the female genital organ.”

“So, what?”

Start the build-up slowly.

“And why did I yell that slang f*ck at you?”

“…?”

He suddenly put on a serious expression and started thinking seriously.

This is the time. You have to hit it now.

“That’s because you act like a beauji, you bastard!”

“What?”

He frowned fiercely. But we shouldn’t stop here.

“What was the reason you just fought?”

“…Because the shoulders bumped.”

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This is a really pathetic reason.

“So you hear me say ‘f*ck’! What is the masculinity you dream of?”

“…A real man.”

“In any media, no in real life, real men don’t start a fight just because their shoulders bumped! You are not a real man, but a viewer who dreams of being a real man!”

“!!!”

He froze in shock at my words.

“But! I know how you can get out of your view and become a real man!!”

“…!!”

He opened his eyes wide, then knelt down and cried out.

“Oh, how can I become a real man!”

“First of all, a real man is not just a f*cking man who plays the role of king in class F! Start training right away and try to go up to class A at least!”

But I don’t expect to go to Class A. If I had that kind of ability, I would still be in Class C.

“And I sincerely apologize to that guy you hurt!”

“That, and?”

“Finally, serve me, the teacher who taught you this!”

“!!!”

The guy gave him an impressed look and banged him on the head.

“I will serve you as a teacher!”

“Come back.”

After taking a cross-legged position, I said with the most solemn expression on my face.

And I thought as I saw the guy apologizing to the guy he knocked out.

‘This is very effective…?’

It is an effect beyond imagination.