My Debauched Devotion

Chapter 5 Unable to urinate

I don't know what year and month.

I don't know where.

Unaware of truth and falsehood.

In the dark void, there are layers of white clouds that glow spontaneously.

Clear the clouds and see the sun.

There is a floating mountain in the clouds, with clear mist curling up and flying cranes bursting out.

The mountain is neither big nor high.

At the foot of the mountain there are gurgling water and neat fields,

There are green bamboos and ancient pines on the mountain, like dragons and qiu knots.

There is a very simple Sihe Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, and a dying peach tree is planted in the middle.

The peach blossoms keep falling, but they never end.

The girl counting the peach blossoms is only in the age of cardamom, with a beautiful face, pure and clear bones, and the charm of a mature woman in her slim figure.

"Thousands of flowers have passed, but not a single leaf has touched my body. Mother, my child has been too lucky recently, so I don't know which one to choose."

A clear, proud voice echoed in the courtyard.

"shut up!"

A woman's voice came from the cloud.

"A person with a pure physique should never be with a man."

The girl licked her mouth and raised her head in arrogance.

"But I have too many peach blossoms, so I can't stop cutting them off!"

"If you want to be greedy for the mortal world, then stay with a woman."

"No women, people like cute boys!"

"It's okay to like men. If you are lucky enough to meet a man who allows you to see the way of heaven, you can stay with him for the rest of your life."

"My mother is lying again! We are standing on the opposite side of the way of heaven. Except for God, there is no man who can let me see the way of heaven."

"You're right, only gods are qualified to control you in this world, don't belittle yourself!"

Hold the sword peak.

Ling Zhouyue suddenly opened her eyes.

The golden afterglow fell into the grass window, shining on the face that was still exuding bone-chilling purity no matter how much dust was stained.

Oh, even the immortals are dead, how can there be gods!

Don't girls smell good?

Dispelling the disturbing dream sound, she raised her arm and took a sip of wine.

The pure white body rolled over lazily, like surfing on current waves, beating out the mellow aroma of wine.

...

The fairy wind is intoxicated, and the sunset is slightly drunk.

Xiao Ran's first flight after time travel was dedicated to Zhiyuan.

Just like his first flight before crossing, dedicated to paper.

History is always strikingly similar.

In the center of the huge paper kite.

Xiao Ran sat cross-legged on the front steps of the two-story disciple room.

Weiwei opened his eyes, in all directions, up and down the universe, as far as he could see, were all mountain tops, big and small, piercing through the clouds.

Spiritual energy, mist, animal sounds, and bells merge with each other, filling the world, magnificent and misty, not like the world.

It's a pity that Xiao Ran is not blessed to enjoy the magnificent scenery of this fairy land.

Always frowning slightly, concentrating on sensing the power of blood.

After all, it was the first flight. Although it was exciting, it was unavoidably nervous.

When a gust of wind blows by, or a crane flies over, the kite will be on the verge of falling, shaking non-stop.

In a short distance of more than ten miles, it took half an hour to fly.

Finally, in the afterglow, he flew over Zhijian Peak.

Find the right position, release your strength slowly, and land smoothly.

Xiao Ran let out a long sigh of relief.

It's done tonight!

The new student room is located on the southeast side of the hut, at a forty-five-degree angle, three feet away.

In terms of absorbing Fengshui spiritual veins, this is the second golden point of Zhijian Peak besides the hut.

Xiao Ran walked into the room.

Bamboo beds, wardrobes, long cases... all kinds of furniture are neatly placed.

The kitchen is fully equipped with kitchen utensils and flint, and the small warehouse is also equipped with various agricultural tools.

As expected of Lin Yunzi who leads the disciples of the outer sect, he understands the daily needs of mortals who have not refined their Qi...

Before honoring Master, Xiao Ran still has two things to do.

First, fix the foundation first.

Xiao Ran took out a sledgehammer wrapped in cloth in the warehouse,

And eight huge retractable wooden wedges with traps.

He inserted eight wooden wedges into the holes in the house that had been arranged in advance, and hammered them into the foundation one by one with a sledgehammer wrapped in cloth.

These wooden wedges are folded and stretched longitudinally, reaching ten feet deep into the ground.

Open the mechanism again, and stretch out eight underground fixing rods horizontally.

Eighty-eight sixty-four fixing rods are fixed in both vertical and horizontal directions.

A set of three-dimensional grids is formed under the foundation, and the double-storey pavilions are firmly fixed, which can withstand typhoons of the ninth category at most!

In addition, the fixed positions of the eight wooden wedges are also very special.

It looks like a gossip diagram, but the order is different from ordinary gossip diagrams.

Dry(?)

Hom(?)

Gen (?)

shock(?)

Sunda (?)

Leave(?)

Kun (?)

Exchange (?)

After all, it is the end of the Dharma era, and the spiritual veins are abnormal. If you want to absorb the spiritual power of the world more efficiently, you need to take a slanted edge.

Regardless of the prohibition bonus, such a pseudo-gossip arrangement will have a more direct spiritual effect than that of a hut.

Because the hammer was wrapped in cloth and the wooden wedge was indoors, after Xiao Ran fixed the foundation, Master was still sound asleep.

By this time, it was already dark.

When the stars are rising, the moon hangs on the Milky Way, and the starlight merges with the bright moonlight, and sprinkles the brand-new disciple's roof together.

Everything was silent, only the crickets were heard.

The second thing Xiao Ran has to do is to create a complete drainage system for the kitchen and bathroom.

Especially the problem of excretion, which was something he hadn't expected before.

Who would have thought that an inner disciple, no, a direct disciple, would still have to shit?

The fairies we are sitting here are all fairies who don't eat the fireworks of the world. They eat spiritual energy and drink fairy dew. If you shit, you are not qualified to cultivate this fairy.

What made Xiao Ran even more troublesome was that Master, a woman from a Taoist family, ate and drank by her side, which was really insulting to gentlemen.

But this matter is extremely urgent!

Qi refining and bigu did not happen overnight, he had to fix the drainage system of the disciple's room immediately, otherwise it would really be too late tonight.

Taking out the shovel from the barn, Xiao Ran dragged his exhausted body to start digging a hole, assembled the bamboo pipes one by one, and put them in the hole.

Both the thatched hut and the disciple's room face east, and the direction of entering the water can only be west.

Halfway to the west, he even found warm groundwater.

There is groundwater on the top of the thousand-foot-high mountain, and it is warm!

A mountain cannot be judged by its appearance.

The underground water is warm and clear, exuding a cool and refreshing feeling like melting ice and snow, and also mixed with a little sulfur smell...

With warm groundwater, Xiao Ran can not only solve the domestic water problem, but even create a hot spring!

Xiao Ran likes soaking in hot springs the most. Soaking in hot springs in the fairyland...it's wonderful!

This is the future.

Continue to the west.

Xiao Ran dug a hole along the water veins until he reached the edge of the cliff.

Here are some messy rocks and thorn bushes.

The domestic sewage is discharged from here along the underground pipes, and leaks into the earth, rocks and thorns of the mountain, nourishing all spirits.

Suddenly, Xiao Ran smelled a strange smell of wine.

Looking through the fragrance, there seems to be a large area of ​​wine stains in the grass.

Wait, this faint smell...

Xiao Ran frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Suddenly, an unreasonable premonition came to my heart.

Squatting on the ground and turning around——

He bumped into the fairy master who was coldly looking down at him.

"What are u doing."

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