My Daoist Life

"What are you doing?" Shitai was taken aback by me.

"I hand in papers." I said.

"Just hand in the paper, so what are you doing so loudly?" the teacher said angrily.

This time it was okay, just as I handed in the paper, the bell rang after class. I seem to be able to do it faster in the English test in the next class. I'm so anxious for the teacher.

Teacher Zhao ran over to take a look as soon as he finished the exam, and only after seeing that I hadn't walked far out of the classroom, he let go.

"Huang Jingyang, how are you doing?" Teacher Zhao asked.

"It's just a matter of talking. I've slept." I said too quickly, and I accidentally bald out.

Teacher Zhao is still young, and immediately blasted the high pitch, "Huang Jingyang!"

My legs straightened immediately, ready to escape.

"Huang Jingyang, if you dare to run, I will call your sister." Teacher Zhao said.

The mobile phone is really something that all elementary school students hate. Now any small mistake, it is possible for parents to receive complaints from the teacher. Mom and Dad who were trained as grandchildren by the teacher will train their sons to be grandchildren after the phone hangs up.

Ever since my sister equipped a mobile phone that is most resistant to fall, my clear sky began to drift with dark clouds. The biggest headache is that the two women will occasionally discuss how to deal with precocious problem children.

I can only hang my head and pretend to be pitiful. This trick has generally exempted 30% of the adult’s attack power. The problem is, what I met was Teacher Zhao who has thoroughly studied how to deal with problem children. Hey alone! Words! brother

"It's useless for you to pretend to be pitiful with me." Teacher Zhao ignored my defense.

Does this make us kids live? I don't want to be silent to kill time. It's just that noon is not ten minutes between classes.

"Ms. Zhao, I want to go to the toilet." I said.

"You have the ability to pull yourself." Teacher Zhao said irritably.

Who has the ability to dare to do this? I glanced at Teacher Zhao with a vague and speechless look.

"Let you check it carefully after you finish the test questions to see if there are any omissions." Teacher Zhao said that he was angry and stopped fighting.

"I'm all right, and it won't be wrong to check it a hundred times. You said that the exam cannot help your classmates." I said aggrieved.

"That's not called helping classmates, it's cheating. Cheating is about to be expelled." Teacher Zhao said angrily.

"I know. So in order to avoid such a serious mistake, I chose to submit the paper in advance." I turned the topic back.

"Not allowed to hand in papers in advance will affect other students in the class." Teacher Zhao said.

"Then I have to lie down on the table and review the contents of the textbook."

"Um. No. You are quibbling. You are clearly sleeping." Teacher Zhao was anxious.

"I fell asleep in retrospect." I scratched my head.

"Huang Jingyang, don't pretend to me, your sister told me all of your tricks. I won't be fooled." Teacher Zhao actually did it directly, pinching my ears.

"Isn't the elementary school in the city not preparing teachers for physical punishment?" I asked weakly.

"You can go back and tell the parents." Teacher Zhao smiled.

I don't speak anymore. No matter how strong the castle is, it is broken from the inside, and the most naughty baby can't bear being betrayed by the parents.

"Why don't you speak anymore?" Teacher Zhao asked.

"If I speak, will you let me go?" I asked.

"Don't think about it." Teacher Zhao didn't use much effort, the key is that I didn't dare to resist. As the coach of a martial arts class, my teacher was pulling my ears in public. I didn't think too much.

So I just kept silent.

I watch my nose, nose and mouth, mouth and heart, and my mind is at ease. Shenfei outside.

Hey, there is a fly here, I immediately control that fly. Now it's time to control this small animal again, and it can be considered as easy to use.

The hapless little fly immediately began to stray strangely, like a headless fly. It took a long time for me to finally adapt to the rhythm of the little flies. Unexpectedly, this little fly is much bigger than a mosquito, but it is much more difficult to control. I wanted to control a little bird to **** on the head of the teacher. It seems that this immature idea can only end without a disease.

Buzzing, the little fly rushed towards Teacher Zhao singing a song.

"Yeah!" Teacher Zhao was taken aback by this resolute little fly. The little thing was too bad and rushed over, and then kissed her little pink mouth. Teacher Zhao naturally released me in order to protect his lips.

Seeing Teacher Zhao released me, I couldn't worry about controlling the flies, so I ran away quickly.

Teacher Zhao saw me running away in a hurry, couldn't help but smile, and didn't really catch up.

Only the poor little fly tumbled on the ground due to the fall accident, and was unable to take off again for a long time.

The English test in the afternoon couldn't be easier for me. This memory is very important. My sister trains me with the difficulty level of CET-6 every day. It is just a trifling matter to deal with the difficulty of CET-6.

Listening takes a lot of time, because when listening to the test, instead of listening to the tape, the English teacher goes directly to the battle. It takes time. I only spent a few minutes to complete the remaining questions. Such an easy question naturally does not need to be checked. So I started the morning game again. I don't know what's going on, there are no mosquitoes in the classroom. By the way, when I came in just now, I smelled a smell of mosquito medicine in the classroom, didn't it? It is the most poisonous woman's heart, dealing with such a young life, it is so poisonous. Sure enough, I found the corpses of a few mosquitoes in the dark corner of the classroom. This is ironclad evidence of the heinous crime of the teacher.

Do you think that if you kill the mosquitoes in the classroom, I can't help you? My vision flew out of the classroom, but the glaring sunlight outside made me a little scared, and I could only hide under the eaves to find the target. After walking not far, everything in front of me became blurred. I have not dared to go any further. Because the front gave me a feeling of palpitations. I retreated instinctively, and my vision became clear again. At this moment, a small fly humming a popular song in the fly world appeared in my vision.

"I'm sorry, little fly." I didn't think the little fly was disgusting anymore, but thought the little fly was quite cute.

The little fly struggled, and chose to give up. Flew into the classroom staggeringly.

"Buzzing..."

"Where did the flies come from?" Shi Tai's eyes are really sharp, and her ears are also very sharp. The traces of the little fly were found all at once. She was really cruel enough to hide a bottle of mosquito killer under the podium. Just pick it up and spray it.

Teacher Zhang, the English teacher, quickly stopped, "Don't, don't spray. The children are still taking exams."

The teacher put down the mosquito killer too angrily. If it was because of killing the mosquitoes that all the children were scared away, she wouldn't be able to shirk it when he was investigated. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that she deliberately prevented the students in the first class from answering the questions properly.

I was already silently mourning the little fly, ready to withdraw to find a new target. But now I don’t need much effort. I controlled the little flies and circled the classroom a few times to warm up. Then Xiang Shitai flew over. Master Taizheng scanned the classroom sternly. In fact, the experimental class does not require invigilation at all. The teacher just wanted to make the atmosphere a little nervous, so that the students in our class could not perform well.

The little fly flew quietly behind Shi Tai, and this time there was no buzzing sound. Then slowly approached the teacher, and slammed on the teacher's face.

"Snapped!"

Everyone in our class blinked, which is really cruel. The teacher is so cruel to herself.

Master Tai casually dragged the palm of her hand on her face, and then opened it to see that it was empty.

I almost didn't laugh. How could I fall twice in the same place? After the little fly hit Shitai's face, it ran away desperately, just avoiding Shitai's palm.

"Teacher Liu, what are you doing?" Teacher Zhang frowned and asked.

"There is a fly always flying around here." The teacher pointed to the air too.

But where are the flies in the air? Teacher Zhang frowned and said nothing.

The little fly was hiding on Shitai's back at this time.

The teacher looked for it several times but couldn't find the little fly, and was very annoyed.

After a while, the little fly took off from Master's body, went around to the other side of Master's face, and jumped up.

"Snapped!"

The teacher changed his hand and hit it again, but the start was still as strong as ever.

The little fly swiftly avoided Shitai's attack and hid behind Shitai again.

The teacher rubbed his hand on his face too carefully, then slowly lifted the palm of his hand, still empty.

Shi Tai smiled awkwardly at Teacher Zhang who had been staring at her: "This fly is really cunning, and it didn't hit it."

Teacher Zhang's mouth moved for a while, but did not speak.

The teacher is not stupid, she doesn't stand still anymore, but what's the use of her walking around? The little fly is behind him~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Wherever she goes, the little fly follows. She kept jumping on her clothes. When she didn't pay attention, she jumped to the face of the teacher. The teacher is too clever, she doesn't dare to fight hard, and if he fights again, he will become the second senior. Hit it lightly, but how could it be possible to hit a small fly?

After teasing Master Tai several times in a row, I almost couldn't help but smile when I saw Master Tai's messy look. The people in our class also think that the teacher is too weird today. But for this guy being teased by a little fly for the whole exam, everyone was really happy. It's just that no one dared to laugh out loud, and it was also very torturing patience to hold back the laugh one by one.

I also wanted to control the little fly to continue flying towards the swollen face of the teacher. As a result, a severe headache rushed to my heart, and my thoughts returned to me. The little fly fell to the ground like an out of control kite.

"It's this hateful fly!" Shi Tai pinched the little fly from the ground and pulled out the little fly's wings cruelly. Then he pulled out the little fly's feet one by one. Become a fly stick.

Seeing Master's triumphant look, Teacher Zhang frowned even more. The teacher is too unaware. She was immersed in her victory.

I was lying on the table. This time I really fell asleep. (To be continued.)