Museum of Demons

Lao Dan

Old Dan?

Isn't that Li Er?!

God **** little brother!!!

Then the little alcoholic is, Gautama Siddhartha?

Zhang Ruoxu, like a puppet with rusted clockwork, raised his head little by little, looked at the old man over there, then lowered his head little by little, looked over there, his face was flushed, his eyes were dazed. Yoyo, the teenager Jiu Mengzi who had discounted the wine hiccup, looked at the right hand he just smiled and touched the dog's head, and fell silent.

Shakyamuni?

Tathagata Buddha?

Awakened?

Zhang Ruosu was speechless.

Master, when you picked me up back then, I really became an amazing monk.

I didn't just take advantage of the original patriarch.

By the way, he used 53-degree liquor to turn the enlightened ones of the ancient times into a wine mummy.

Wei Yuan, I thank you eight generations of ancestors.

The corners of Zhang Ruosu's mouth twitched, countless emotions surging in his heart, and finally a thousand words were transformed into a simple, direct, clear, casual and full of daring words—

"Hold!"

After he shouted violently, he finally maintained his state of mind.

It seems that the feeling of suffocation and depression has disappeared. The Daomen Tianshi generation sword immortal has a strong state of mind and no longer needs the so-called heavenly king to protect the life and protect the heart, and the poor Dao's state of mind is extremely firm and flawless!!! S3

Zhang Ruosu silently recited "Bing Xin Jue" in his heart, suppressing the boiling feelings in his heart.

It's just that the person who kindly answered him next to him exclaimed, "I, Taoist Tianzun?"

"Also, Shakyamuni, Tathagata Buddha, Awakened One?!!"

The voice of the man opposite was trembling, full of surprise and immediate excitement.

Zhang Ruosu narrowed his eyes and let out a breath.

It's okay, it's not just me.

so far so good.

There are others who can share this experience.

He looked at the man with a sword beside him, dressed in a moon-white round-necked gown with a jade pendant on his waist, his eyes were soft and long, and his temperament was very handsome, and said, "I haven't thanked this little brother for explaining to Lao Dao. "1)

There was still surprise and excitement on the man's face, and he waved his hand with a smile and said, "The Taoist priest is very polite.

"I just came a little too early. I talked to the tiger brothers and Long brothers around, and then I figured it out. In fact, I have no purpose in talking to me. The Taoist wine, hehe, it smells really good. And strong, kind of like my hometown

Zhang Ruosu knew what this drunkard meant, and smiled: "What's so hard about drinking?

The swordsman was overjoyed, and hurriedly took the jug and poured wine into his own gourd.

Then I took a sip, only to feel hearty.

The old Taoist looked at Lao Dan and Shakyamuni, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Finally, there was a companion next to him who could talk to him, and his heart became calm. It is also a good thing for a companion to share, and they cherished each other for a while, saying:

"Don't know what to call it?"

The man drank, lowered his eyes, and folded his hands freely and said, "Me?

"In the lower Tang Dynasty, a person with broken leaves, the surname is Li, the name is Bai, and the number is Qinglian.

Zhang Ruosu: "…"

Hold!!!

The old Taoist smile froze.

After thinking for a while, he rolled his eyes, leaned back actively, and gave up thinking. **** it,

tired,

numb.

What do you love.

'Master, Master, what's wrong with you!

Li Taibai was startled, he quickly helped him, and took out a jade bottle from his arms and said, "It's because of trepidation in my heart, but fortunately, I have a spiritual pill here, which was given by my friend, it has miraculous effects, Taoist priest, fast Take it fast, take it fast."

He used spirits to give the old Taoist medicine.

Zhang Ruosu ate the familiar taste, fell silent, and said, "What kind of medicine is this?" 2

The corners of Li Bai's mouth twitched, and he said with a hint of pride: "I have many friends who are true practitioners of Taoism, and Buddhist disciples often come and go. This is the life-saving and heart-protecting pill of the Heavenly King of Maoshan Sect of Shangqing Qing Dynasty, which I exchanged for a poem.] ."

Heavenly King protects life and protects the heart?

Zhang Ruosu didn't come up in one breath and almost choked.

It seems that there is an invisible shadow and evil fate on him and the heart-saving pill, which makes the old Taoist almost speechless and burst into tears. This stuff can be eaten anywhere, and at this time, the young Sakyamuni is drunk. The wine, swaying, suddenly and accidentally fell directly towards the bottom of the cliff.

Zhang Ruosu was startled, but reached out his hand.

But half a step late.

The young man looked ordinary, but his body was as heavy as gold and iron, and he went down with a bang.

The old Taoist was about to make a move, but he caught a glimpse of the old Dan next to him, whose expression was calm and gentle, neither hurried nor slow.

Zhang Ruosu slowly retracted his hand: "Senior, won't you save him?"

Lao Dan closed his eyes and listened to the great Dao described by the Yuanshi Tianzun between heaven and earth, but he also heard Zhang Ruosu's question, his voice softly said: "The so-called karma is given, his karma has come, and mine has not yet arrived, you and I envy you and me. It's too late for him, why should he stop his fate?

Zhang Ruosu pondered for a long time.

Old Danfu joked again: "You said it was true?"

"Little brother?

Zhang Ruosu:…

Speechless.

You might as well kill me, Daozu.

The young Sakyamuni listened to the distant narrating voice in his ear, but he felt that the world was spinning, his head was getting heavier and heavier, and the distant sermon was getting further and further away from himself. He vaguely felt as if he had lost something, but I think it's all about cause and effect.

There is no need to be happy to gain, and no need to be sad to lose.

Brain is confused.

In front of me, I saw a large stone with a particularly unique shape approaching. Getting closer, getting closer.

Shakyamuni was very sleepy and fell asleep slowly, it was just a big rock anyway

Ok?

and many more?

big Stone?!!!

He looked dumbfounded and opened his eyes suddenly. The young Shakyamuni finally understood how painful the experience and fate would be when he was drunk. He was in a hurry, trying to avoid but there was nothing he could do. He could only close his eyes and wait for death, praying to himself. His head can be harder than that big rock that looks solid at first sight.

There was a clatter, the sound of clothes shaking.

Then his wide palms grabbed the boy's collar, causing another pain in his head. The sequelae after a high degree of liquor intoxication is like a heavyweight boxer holding a blue-fired Gatling in his head. Running around inside.

Gautama Siddhartha felt a golden star appear in front of him, and then heard a generous and peaceful voice.

"Got drunk."

He was born to understand the meaning of the rest of the creatures, so he understood the meaning.

Raising his head, he saw that it was a tall man with a bald head and muscles that could not be covered by a gray robe. A lean old man was also next to him, who seemed to be looking at him curiously.

Emperor Hu scratched his head: "I have seen stones falling from the sky, and bird droppings from the sky."

This is the first time I've seen a little drunk who fell from the sky

"Yuanjue, what's wrong?" 1

He brought the great monk Yuanjue here to watch the old jokes, but after coming here, the great monk actually stopped his footsteps, and he could hear the preaching voices in the distance. Ming, even if it was only heard from a distance, felt very helpful.

But Yuanjue actually stopped.

It stopped just below the Buzhou Mountain, and a pair of eyes looked at the boy who was being pulled.

Then, stop and turn around.

"The old man will go to Buzhou Mountain."

The monk's expression calmed down, looked at the drunken young man, and said, "The poor monk's [relationship] has been found." Then he no longer cared about the nearby Buzhou Mountain talking about Taoism, and the emperor first looked at it. The joy over there, turned around and looked at the pacing monk, scratching his head, not knowing what to do.

Finally, he slapped his thighs heavily and sighed.

Or turned around and walked towards the monk.

I don't know why, but the fun at Lao Buzhou can be watched later.

I always feel that this monk will also have new fun here.

A pity to miss, a pity to miss!

Yuanjue looked at the young man and said slowly, "Who are you?"

The young man was confused, but just replied: "I? I am Siddhartha Gautama, the prince of Kapilavastu, the child of Madam Maya, the future son-in-law of King Shanjue, who is destined to be the ruler of his people. king."

Gautama, Siddhartha?

Yuanjue's expression was indifferent, he knocked his right hand on the top of the boy's head, and said, "Who are you?!" 1

The boy was stunned and replied, "I, I am Gautama Siddhartha.

The monk raised his hand again, and knocked it on the top of the boy's head, and asked, "Who are you?!"

"I, I am Shakyamuni?"

The monk took the first half step, and the percussion movement was as fast as wind and thunder, and the sound was like thunder, saying:

who are you?!

The boy's heart trembled, and then he subconsciously replied: "I am B me]!" 3

Yuanjue put his hands together and said in a flat voice, "Amitabha, compassion, compassion.

He was holding the Zen stick in one hand and the young man in the other, and was about to leave, but the young man drank a full reservoir of spirits, and his whole body smelled of alcohol. Bu Zhoushan preached, and those who were destined came, although there were others. Power, but the big demon who did not have this fate is irritable.

The young man ate the spirits brewed by the Daomen Tianshi Mansion and had a sufficient age, and his body exuded a faint fragrance. An afterimage passed by, and he swallowed the young man directly into his mouth at an incomparable speed. Colorful, it turned out to be a peacock the size of a mountain.

Hu Di was stunned.

I haven't seen much fun yet, so the little guy ate it?

But at this moment, he suddenly heard a loud shout, the ground shook and the mountains shook, the great monk Yuanjue had already burst out, grabbed the tail feather of the peacock bird with one hand, and his body was covered with flesh, showing the true body of Buddhism, and then roared: "Stop for me

Down!!!"

The huge mountain-like Peacock Black was directly overturned.

Then hit the ground hard.

Smashing the bird's eyes in circles, foaming at the mouth, Yuanjue's right hand slipped to the end of the Zen stick. Smashing it on the belly of the peacock bird directly caused the huge monster to retire on the spot.

Finally, the dizzy boy was brought out.

After all, Shakya was still a thirteen-year-old child. He was drunk and fell down the mountain and nearly died. He was swallowed by an unprecedented huge peacock, and was almost digested. Two tears flowed, and he choked and said: "I don't drink anymore

"Drinking, drinking to make mistakes, upside down your mood, and cause trouble."

Yuanjue was helpless and took out the water bottle she usually used to drink water.

It is the metal material of the Human Action Group. It is blessed with the method of Hutian. A full pot of clean water is filled from the river flowing next to it, and the boy falls down on his head, rinses the filth all over his body, and also asks him to get rid of it. Gradually sober while drunk.

Yuanjue raised his chest with one hand, and his voice was flat: "In the past, follow me to practice for a while.

Looking at the boy's bun, it was swallowed by a peacock, and it was stained with various stains, which made it difficult to clean.

The monks chose to follow the method taught by the master of a museum.

Wiped with one hand, like a razor, three thousand black hairs fell to the ground in an instant.

I saw a past Buddha] when he first attained enlightenment, he ascended to the vajra altar, filled with water in a golden bottle, and filled the Buddha's crown with—

"Fayuan Zhulin" Volume Sixteen

And at this moment, UU reading www.uukanshu. On the mountain of Buzhou, Yuanshi Tianzun’s teaching became more and more profound and subtle, and all beings were addicted to it, sometimes shaking their heads lightly, sometimes touching their palms and sighing, all of them indulged in it for a while, and the water **** Gonggong raised his eyes slightly.

Bu Zhoushan moved his right hand slightly.

Both of them subconsciously protected the amnesiac girl in white in the middle. After that, on the Buzhou Mountain, where the clear air circulates, a trace of turbid air grows.

Mutation Prominence!

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