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"Wei Yuan, you are not a son of man!"

"Oh hey, I scared the old Taoist to death..."

On Longhu Mountain, Zhang Ruosu's face was pale and pale. He sat there holding his waist and sighed. The white-haired Taoist smiled and scratched his head. Just now, Zhang Ruosu was about to go to the Sanqing Hall of the Ancestor Hall to fish out the wine. Yuan called himself Yuanshi.

It's almost like seeing a dead ancestor coming out to fight the landlord with you.

The old Taoist almost burped his farts.

After a while of scolding, the owner of the Wei Pavilion ran to cook with embarrassment on his face, but the smell of oil smoke was too heavy, the old Taoist held the tea, stared at Wei Yuan's growing white hair, and said strangely: "What are you... thing?"

"Are you going to do this?"

Wei Yuan looked at the white hair, pulled out a pair of scissors with his backhand, and clicked.

The scissors shattered directly, and then cracks appeared under the eyelids of the old Taoist priest and the little Taoist priest, and finally turned into powder, Wei Yuan expressionless: "I also want to repair it, but there is no way, no way. …”

barbershop.

That is the truth that the Buzhou Mountains can never reach.

Although it can be said that the characteristic of Buzhoushan kung fu is "not bad for ten thousand calamities".

But the main thing that is not bad is that the blood bar is so thick that it makes people desperate, and it is still returning blood without interruption.

In terms of defense, it should be far inferior to Xuanwu, Yuqiang, and Shiyi.

After all, the blood bar is thick, but the blood recovery is slow, and the defense is not strong enough.

But that is only relative to the powers of the gods who are especially good at defense in the Three Realms and Eight Desolations. It is not enough in Fuxi's eyes. It is already an excellent defense in itself. Even the scissors made by Wei Yuan with the Qi of Gengjin They all fell straight to the ground.

Wei Yuan sighed and pulled out the Chang'an sword to cut off his white hair with a backhand sword.

Turned into normal short hair.

The white hair fell to the ground.

Then just as Zhang Ruosu and Axuan lowered their eyelids, Wei Yuan's hair grew wildly, and a figure in the void seemed to be shaking his voice: "I don't allow you to cut your hair, your uncle I like long hair, long hair, Long hair with white hair feels good in the hand, you are not allowed to cut it..."

Snapped!

The pavilion master slapped the illusion with a backhand.

Expressionless: "Well, as you can see, I am now cursed by some resentful spirit."

"It's a blessing!!"

A stubborn voice came out.

He was smashed by Wei Yuan with his backhand again.

"Now I can only keep it like this."

The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched. The one just now was just a little bit of "blessing" left by Fuxi. As the master of the heavenly secret, although Fuxi is really good at creating all things and destroying the inversion of Yin and Yang, the superficial means of heavenly secret can also be used. Stacks jaw-dropping buffs on anyone.

The so-called [Heavenly Protection].

Originally thought it would be nine bulls and two tigers, unparalleled in strength, or similar to the God of Wealth.

However, Fuxi proved with his actual behavior that the owner of the Wei Pavilion was still too young. The buff he blessed Wei Yuan was such a strange thing as [the hair will always remain at this length and it is extremely thick and smooth, and it is 1/10th of the length at a time.] , and do not know how many times it is superimposed.

In the end, Wei Yuan bit a chopstick and tied his white hair into a high ponytail with both hands.

Then put clean chopsticks into it as a hairpin with your backhand.

Wearing an apron, he picked up two kitchen knives.

Afterwards, some words made of heavenly secrets appeared under Wei Yuan's eyelids.

[From the care of my uncle Fuxi]—

[Blessed by God of Cooking·Dual-wielding kitchen knife]

Similar to the way of notifying Chingming, this is a method developed by Wei Yuan himself, but as the source of the secret, the scum snake seems to play more smoothly than Wei Yuan himself. How many strange blessings have you blessed yourself with?

With two kitchen knives, he slammed into a yellow eel.

Chop the snake-like fish directly.

What are you!

Fuxi! !

die! !

die! !

In the department! !

Because the white hair was too long, the little Taoist priest and Feng Siyu who held the white hair ponytail behind the Taoist to avoid the smell of dust and oil fumes both shuddered and looked at the cooks with the knife light and the cold like two groups of snow. The scalp is numb, the white hair is high in the ponytail, the teeth are gnashing, the white wrist is exposed, and the knife light is like flying snow.

Kind of crazy.

Eh? This real murderous aura...

Feng Siyu looked solemn.

"Could it be that having murderous intent towards ingredients is the meaning of the God of Cooking!"

"I got it!"

"Crab peanuts! Pine nut corn! Puffs! Ice cream! Cake! Cheese!"

"Be aware!"

The little Taoist priest looked at the mighty Feng Siyu over there, and sighed helplessly, worrying about whether to tell her that the other party seemed to have gotten a little fatter. In the end, Wei Yuan brought out plates of delicious food, and unbuttoned the apron with his back. After coming down, in fact, the strength has reached his level, and the foreign objects are so mixed that they can no longer be contaminated.

But habit is not so easy to solve.

"Oh, it looks good..."

"It's been a long time since I was late for your meal."

The old Taoist took a deep breath, moved his index finger, Lei landed on the shoulder of the old Tao, thought about it, flew out again, and landed in Wei Yuan's arms, feeling the pure vitality flowing, and stretched out comfortably. A lazy waist.

"Oh? You are so clingy?"

Wei Yuan was surprised, and glanced at the heartbroken old Taoist over there provocatively.

Slowly stroke the cat.

Well, the hand feel is really good, no wonder that guy Fuxi likes to play cats.

Speaking of which, the feel of Lu Wu's cat hair is really unparalleled in the world.

It seems to be...

Wei Yuan's expression stiffened.

Hold on, restraint! restraint!

Can't be affected by that scum snake.

Wei Yuan let out a sigh of turbidity, took a few mouthfuls of vegetables with chopsticks, and the taste was still the same as before, but it seemed that the taste of the food he made now has improved compared to what he made before. Wei Yuan kept dropping his chopsticks, and the old Taoist drank happily. Taking a sip of wine, he complained, "Really, what kind of origin is there?"

"If it weren't for me, the old Taoist, I would definitely be shocked by you."

It is because you are an old Taoist priest, so the effect is better.

Wei Yuan sneered in his heart.

They are directly on the mountain behind Longhu Mountain. They have been busy for a while, and it is getting late. Although it is said that things like flowers can be used to speed up the cooking of food, Wei Yuan has a very stubborn attitude in these places. Hold on, don't come on your own.

Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, chatted for a while, and said:

"Are you ready to connect with the spiritual world of Beihai?"

Zhang Ruosu said: "It should be almost there, um, if the position of the formation eye, if there is an Arctic true martial art, the talisman formation system in the world should be able to completely restore its prosperity. The accumulation of Beihai Tiandao is really too strong."

The old man's expression softened, with a little expectation.

The connection between the Beihai Heavenly Dao and the Heavenly Talisman of the Human World.

It will further feed back, strengthen the concentration of spiritual energy in the human world, and directly raise it, and the formation method is equivalent to having a new core node [North Pole Zhenwu Dangmo Great Emperor] at the same time, and an incomparably abundant backup source, it does not have to be like before. , every gesture is to consume the world's own accumulation.

The four seas and the heavens are very high, and they can form a cycle by themselves.

That is to say, after consumption, Heavenly Dao and Heavenly Court array will recover naturally.

Furthermore, Zhang Ruosu can be in the [Jade Emperor] mode during a long-term battle, the cooling of various Taoist methods will be greatly reduced, and his own Taoist level will not be limited to the complement of mana and the limitations of the human body itself. The speed is directly full.

If it reaches that step, the Heavenly Court Talisman Formation can be considered to be using the power of Heavenly Dao to bless itself, but this is only a bonus.

And the so-called power of borrowing is not [Hun Tian].

It is the way of heaven in this era, and the original [Huntian].

Totally two levels.

[Hun Tian] used to be the first of the top ten peaks, representing the concept of being born before all things, and the law that is always above. Supporting the sky and the earth, the vast space of heaven and earth appeared, and the order was established.

Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, narrowed his eyes, and muttered to himself.

The top ten.

The number one in the past, [Huntian], the real concept - [Original].

At present, the first one, [Di Jun], has a superficial concept—shifting the stars and changing battles, returning to the sky and returning to the sun.

Real concept, unknown.

The second place, [Buzhou], is the superficial concept—supporting the sky and the earth, leaning on the mountains and surpassing the sea.

The Concept of Reality - [Order]

The third place, [Fuxi], the superficial concept - mediating fortune, reversing yin and yang, innate gossip.

Real Concept - [Creation and Destruction]

And, the tenth... um, or the eleventh [Zhu Rong]

Surface concept - flame, energy conversion of high-temperature particles, [returning the wind and returning to the fire], [burning the mountain and boiling the sea].

The true concept - [The robbery and destruction of all methods]

Wei Yuan bit a chicken wing bone in his mouth, and his teeth shattered without any force.

I found out, these guys, one by one can act better than the other...

On the surface, what he tells all beings is only the external representation of his own core, just like Zhu Rong telling others that his power is actually only high temperature, just like Wei Yuan telling others that the means he is good at is Taoism, no deception, said, But not quite.

Of course, the top ten.

Certainly not to deceive people.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Except for a certain scum snake, the deduction you thought he was good at turned out to be the **** of creation and destruction.

That's also a chicken feather.

"Okay, let me order it, Ah Xuan doesn't know how to respect the old?!"

"But brother, you don't love children either."

Over there, Zhang Ruosu and Axuan grabbed the vegetables with chopsticks, and the chopsticks in their hands moved like swords. These things also take a long time to accumulate to master. Drink slowly.

Wei Yuan said, "What about the fairy in the lake?"

Zhang Ruosu said, "Something happened in the land of fairies, and she went back."

The white-haired Taoist squinted at him and said, "Don't worry that this is a game set up by the elders of the fairy kingdom to seize power, or put her under house arrest? This is not the first time, right?"

Zhang Ruosu did not answer directly, but said:

"Jinyun followed."

Ah this.

That's fine...

Wei Yuan opened his mouth and said nothing.

The fairy in the lake was the first to say she wanted to feed the gluttons.

I can only hope that the guys in the myth over there didn't plan to really do something to the fairy in the lake.

The myths on Yanhuang’s side have their roots even in the Three Realms and Eight Desolations, which is different from the other myths born in the human world. Although Taotie has fallen from its heyday, its strongest era. , is the four villains who made a name for themselves in the age of the gods.

The strongest Taiji Mountain God in the Western Mountains, these Kunlun martial gods, are not qualified to be named.

Zhang Ruosu said, "So you came back to ask about the North Sea's luck?"

Wei Yuan shook his head and said, "No."

He considered it for a while, and said, "Probably, Daoyou Zhang, you have to work overtime... For example, if I say that there are two other Heavenly Dao outside the sea of ​​the gods and need to contact the Heavenly Talisman of the Human World, what will happen..."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

The old Taoist almost choked to death.

"Two, two?"

"Yes."

The old Taoist's thoughts were stagnant, and then subconsciously turned around, and subconsciously blurted out:

"What about the last one?"

You didn't even start?

Wei Yuan said, "That's Zhu Rong."

"Ah this..."

Zhang Ruosu's thoughts were stagnant, he wiped his beard subconsciously, turned his head subconsciously, looked at the handsome and handsome little Taoist priest over there, and looked at Feng Siyu, who was happily eating snacks over there, and opened his mouth.

Blessed God.

Your son and your priest are here with us.

Do you want to sign a friendly coexistence contract with us?

Isn't this clear?

Zhang Ruosu twitched the corners of his mouth, Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, waved his hand and said, "As you think, when I come here, I may take Ah Xuan and Si Yu on a trip to overseas countries. The connection between Beihai Tiandao and the human world is not enough for non-Northern Emperor Zhenwu."

"East China Sea and West China Sea both need their own cores. Well, we'll talk about this later."

"And the South China Sea also needs Zhu Rong's action to connect the Heavenly Dao with the talisman Heavenly Court of the world."

This is the most important.

It must be that there is an existence with the destiny of one sea area to do such a huge thing. If you want to connect the South China Sea and the talisman formation in the world, you must have Zhu Rong's contribution, Wei Yuan said: "He is still asleep now. , I want to see how he is doing now."

"I will take it with me, maybe the only one who can save him."

After all, he was backstabbed by the enlightened boy.

The eleventh place in the top ten peaks was overshadowed by the guy in the middle of the top ten peaks.

Really, Shinhwa can't think about it, the more I think about it, the more I feel that these guys are just like Lao Zhou.

Perhaps, there has never been an unhappy person.

Or maybe, everyone is the old man Buzhoushan who eats melon and eats himself.

Buzhoushan two-way observation uncertainty law.

Wei Yuan slandered in his heart and was about to write another book on the nerves of mountains and seas. The old Taoist asked slowly, "How about safety?"

Wei Yuan replied, "I will protect them."

The old Taoist drank in silence, and changed the subject: "The two great emperors of the East China Sea and the West Sea, do you want to pull them into the heaven on earth?"

Wei Yuan shook his head, "No."

The old man was surprised: "Strange, you don't pull such two big thick legs..."

The white-haired man replied:

"They touched my stuff."

"already dead."

! !

Lao Dao's movements froze.

The white-haired Taoist picked up the porcelain cup, with the white-haired high ponytail hanging behind him, and poured a glass of wine. Because of the long-term discussion on Taoism and the solitude that followed, he developed a bad habit of talking to himself, saying: "Actually, Emperor Zhuo The two ancient emperors and Emperor Hu are qualified and strong enough to bear the fate of these two seas, but I don't know where they are now..."

"Suddenly, do you know? Suddenly, the ancient master of the fast-moving years."

"Damn..."

"Huh? Daoyou Zhang, Daoyou Zhang?"

"Fuck, Axuan, Axuan, Tianwang Baoming Pill, Quick Action Rescue Pill, bring them all here!"

"You go to pinch people!"

"Fuck, don't pinch with your claws, Gan! It's bleeding..."

"Immeasurable Yuanshi Tianzun, Banana's Bala, old Taoist priest, you still have nosebleeds at your age, you can be regarded as bloody..."

…………

"Ah ah ah ah ah…"

"Ah wow wow wow..."

On the edge of the four seas of the age of God, two old men, one fat and one thin, are still flying.

He opened his mouth and let the air fly in, making a wow wow sound like the children facing an electric fan, and the emperor suddenly said, "Hey, when will we be able to land..."

Sigh.

If they didn't want to resist the power of Buzhou Mountain, UU reading www.uukanshu.com caused the direction of the flight to be deceived, and it would not be so miserable. Originally, they would hit the mountain and stop in a few days, but now the direction is deviated. , Come on, I didn't hit the [Overseas Three Mountains], and now I fly and fly without stopping.

Bu Zhoushan's big push is not easy to understand.

Wouldn't it be clearer to convert the weight of the sky into the power of flight?

Emperor Zhuo sighed, looking at Emperor Hu who was getting fatter and swollen into a ball next to him, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"I do not know either…"

"What the **** happened to you? I feel like I'm going to be overwhelmed..."

Hu Di: "I don't know..."

"Ah! Here again!"

"It's going to be born, it's going to be born!"

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