Museum of Demons

Hit, hit!"

"Soul boy, you are the reincarnation of the Buddha, how can you be greedy for the feelings of the world?"

"Hmph, before I even tried, you fell!"

On the 42-inch TV screen, pictures flashed one after another. Although the characters on the screen are not as delicate as they are now, the story is more interesting, and the repeated fighting action is for this. TV shows add a lot of magic.

"Oh! So it is, so it is."

The young Shakyamuni couldn't take his eyes off it.

The black-clothed monk Daoyan stood silently by the side, looking at this young novice who was watching the old TV series with enthusiasm, his forehead jumped, he didn't know why he appeared here, he just looked at this As a teenager, he felt that he had a strange feeling that could not be ignored.

It's like a piece of fat pork is embedded in a bowl of rice.

The greasy feeling that could not be ignored hung directly in his throat, and even Daoyan couldn't make him fall.

Rather, it is precisely because Daoyan's obsessive-compulsive disorder has become so strong that it has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, so it is especially impossible to ignore this matter. In the end, it came. The black-clothed monk Daoyan frowned and looked at the Tathagata with rapt attention. The boy who was the reincarnated soul boy of Buddha finally couldn't help but said slowly, "You are also a monk."

"Why don't you respect the Buddhadharma and the Tathagata?"

During this period of time, Daoyan never gave up the idea of ​​revenge against Wei Yuan.

This can only be blamed on Wei Yuan himself. Although he was in a state of half-drowsiness and half-amnesia, he still informed Daoyan of the Gongyang faction theory of ancient Confucian revenge, which also led the latter to try tirelessly. Revenge, even after knowing how terrifying Wei Yuan's strength was, he never gave up.

After all, he was half of Wei Yuan's disciple.

Perfectly accepted the head iron, ah no, the characteristics of belief clinging.

During this period of time, I also traveled around to improve my cultivation realm and Taoism. At this moment, I opened my mouth like a thunderous shock. Ordinary people have already been shaken and unable to speak, but the ordinary boy is peaceful. , full of doubts on his face: "Why do I disrespect the Buddhadharma?"

Daoyan in black stood with one hand in front of him, and said indifferently, "The Buddha is so vast, how could he do such a reincarnated soul boy?"

"Oh! You are saying that the Buddha can't fall in love!" The young Sakyamuni smiled and said, "Then, where is the Buddha?"

He stretched out his finger and pointed at the reincarnated soul boy on the TV: "Is he a Buddha?"

Daoyan was silent for a while, knowing that the young man was playing a fighter, and said slowly, "He is not."

"But what he represents is the Buddha."

The young Shakyamuni paused his fingers.

No, he is not Shakyamuni, I am!

He promised Mr. Hudi that he would not be able to tell his identity outside, so he scratched his head and said, "Does it mean that the Buddha cannot have 7 emotions and 6 desires?"

Daoyan said: "This is a crime of slandering the Buddha"

The young Shakyamuni was stunned, and then burst into laughter: "Hahaha, if this is the case, the first person to be convicted for slandering the Buddha is not the teacher of the Buddha, or the parents of the Buddha? Hey, hey, wear black. Brother monk in clothes, guess if Tathagata Sakyamuni has parents, and guess if his parents scolded him and beat him when he was a child?”

The monk in black was speechless.

"Since they are the parents of the Buddha, they are naturally different."

The young Shakyamuni suddenly folded his hands and asked with a smile:

"Since it is said that the Buddha Dharma saves all beings, why are the Buddha's parents different?"

"Could it be that the Buddha became a Buddha, so his wife and children can become Buddhas and ancestors, and parents can enjoy longevity, so is this actually different from the fate theory of blood lineage? If you say that the universal salvation of all living beings in Mahayana Buddhism is only about the relationship between the Buddha and the Buddha If they are ranked according to their relationship, then what is the difference between the so-called Mahayana Buddhism and the Brahmin caste system?”

Dao Yan's voice stopped.

Although his Buddhist practice is good, because of his enlightenment, he is actually Confucian.

Moreover, they are still in the same vein as the Confucian Confucianists who follow the idea of ​​great revenge.

His original destiny was supposed to be the strongest strategist who helped Zhu Di, the king of Yan, to rule the world. As a monk in black, he stood at the highest point of the court, and was only born and practiced later, but it was a pity that Zhu Biao's life was given to him by a poor ghost. Continuing on, it caused none of this to happen, and it also made him the person who has been looking for traces of this person for hundreds of years, hoping for revenge.

At this moment, facing the question of the young man, he didn't know how to answer.

The young Shakyamuni turned to look at the picture on the TV and said, "Everyone says to respect and worship the Buddha, but that guy should just hope that all living beings can understand his truth, and then everyone will realize wisdom, but it's a pity! Worship! Respect is often the furthest away from understanding, so that people will never come to understand his teachings.”

"So, Shakyamuni is just a person, why make him look like that?"

"It's a little flawed, but is it not good for ordinary people who finally understand the truth?"

Daoyan said lightly: "Buddha Dharma is vast, and the Buddha is naturally a saint who should practice all good things and refrain from all evil things."

The young Shakya shook his head: "Wrong."

"To create such a perfect image, or it is an idol that the world worships to fool all living beings."

"And then extract the flesh and blood of all living beings from this perfect image for profit."

"Or else it's for the purpose of one day tearing down this perfect image and breaking it to pieces."

"There will be no second thought."

He sighed and said with a sigh, "It should have rotted away when he died, leaving them no bones."

"When I think that after I die, my bones will be held in the hands of others to play with, and they will be polished like gems by the sweat of people's hands, I feel uncomfortable mixing up and down, even if the bones of the hands are not even the skulls Did you let it go? Daoyan! Think about it, you look very young now, and I even look young, and there may be young girls looking back on the road."

"But in a few thousand years, your skull will be as shiny and shiny as decades of walnuts by others, and it will sparkle in five colors when placed in the sun."

"Then put it in 4 transparent glass, the fat head and big ears and the fat on the face can make flies and feet slippery. The disciples and grandchildren took the microphone, loudly and with tears in their eyes, talking about the Buddha who the Buddha himself did not know. , and then the believers below burst into tears.”

"At the last visit, all the young children were flamboyantly showing off, but they were clasping their hands in front of your skull with reverence, and their faces were full of longing, as if it was really something sacred, hell, that is Skull! Shouldn't you be afraid?"

"And what else would you ask for your skull? A promotion and a salary increase, a smooth relationship, and even a child."

"Damn it! We are monks! Monks! We are so poor! Buddha was hungry for 7 days and 7 nights when he had an epiphany. If there was a woman who gave him a bowl of rice porridge at the end, he would have found himself on the day of his epiphany. The hungry low blood sugar came out, lay there and couldn’t move, and then I wondered if I would be the most unlucky one among the enlightened enlightened ones?”

"I don't understand anything like praying with monks for promotion and salary increase!"

After the young Sakyamuni came to the world, he successfully purchased a mobile phone with the credit card of the owner of the guard house, and then searched his name.

In the end, a lot of things came out that made the young man feel melancholy.

I think otherwise, after I go back, I will beat all the disciples away with one stick.

Shakyamuni felt that it would be more interesting to read the sacred story of the Tathagata Buddha than to watch the reincarnated soul boy fall in love.

Daoyan frowned slightly, looking at the young man who had no interest in Buddhism. He seemed to know very well about Shakyamuni between the lines, but he was more interested in the story of the reincarnated soul boy of Shakyamuni falling in love. Hearing his helpless complaint, he had an idea in his heart. He moved slightly, but he didn't delve into it, just this wisp of inspiration made him feel like he was shaking, and he asked:

"who are you???"

"I?"

The young Sakyamuni scratched his head, folded his hands together, and tried his best to make a solemn appearance: "Gautama-Siddhartha"

"You can call me Shakyamuni."

"Or Tathagata."

!!! Dao Yan was shocked.

Then the young man in front of him suddenly realized that just talking like this is a bit meaningless.

It is also necessary to add the name of the local head, adding: "At the invitation of the owner of the Quanzhou guardhouse."

"Come here for a short trip."

Then Dao Yan's trembling heart suddenly calmed down.

He doesn't know if it's because anything outrageous is just so normal with that guy, or is there so much going on in that museum that it's nothing to add to that? Like Laotianshi, if there is one thing that can make the old Tianshi take drugs, then this is a big deal.

If you connect with the museum, you will only sigh with emotion, do it again, and then bow your head and do your own thing.

"Shakyamuni?"

"Tathagata Buddha?"

Daoyan glanced at "Journey to the West", the reincarnated soul boy entangled between the two beauties, and said, "Not married yet?"

"deal."

"Not yet, so I want to learn from the experience here."

The young Shakyamuni answered sincerely.

Then he scratched his head and folded his hands together. The previous magnanimity suddenly became twisted, and said, "Also, I heard that there is also a wealth of information on the matter after the marriage between men and women, that is, the important event between men and women."

"Image data, video data or something."

"Can the little monk observe it?"

"It's just a simple observation and learning, and it is regarded as a learning material."

The look on Dao Yan's face froze.

As if being slapped by something, he looked at the unmarried Buddha in the historical period in front of him, and knew that the latter was still going to have children, but the sentence [observation and observation, learning and learning] was almost broken. With the Buddhist heart of the monks for hundreds of years, he almost pulled out the vajra and smashed it on the top of the head of Sakyamuni in front of him, just like people in Shenzhou smashed sour cucumbers.

Amitabha, Amitabha.

Be still, be still, be still.

Hold back, hold back.

Daoyan managed to control his urge to beat up the Tathagata, and said, "Where did you know about these learning materials?"

Then the pure-faced Sakyamuni raised his hand, and the screen saver in the phone was a super-large golden Buddha.

If he didn't know the true body of the young man in front of him, Dao Yan would at most agree that he was tasteful.

But now Shakyamuni is using this screensaver as if he is using his own pure 10 8K gold figure as a screensaver.

Pretty ugly aesthetic.

Opening the screen saver, Daoyan saw that in the contact list of the young Sakyamuni, there was a guy named Vodka Empress, the president of the support club, with a sword and a guard. Daoyan knew that this was the soldier in the museum.

Click on the chat record, UU reading www. uukanshu.com seems to be that Sakyamuni got in touch with this guy without knowing how, and unfortunately, under the contamination of this guy, the young Buddha knew a lot of information about that on the first day he came to the world.

Calm down, calm down, this is a Buddha who hasn't gotten married and hasn't left his hometown when he was enlightened.

I want to calm down.

Dao Yan's face was expressionless: "You want to travel in the human world?"

"yes!"

"let me help you."

"Hmm!! Can you help me?"

The young Shakyamuni was at a loss, and Daoyan took a deep breath, and a kind of belief and strong impulse rose in his heart as a Buddhist—

It is absolutely impossible for the Buddha of this period to encounter too much pollution in the human world. Otherwise, he suspects that there will be huge changes in certain scriptures in the future, for example, the Great Mercy and Great Compassion Gatling Bodhisattva.

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, 6 pure depleted uranium bombs, 100 revolutions in one breath, great compassion and great compassion to transcend the world.

Another example is the Great Vehicle Buddhism or something.

And when the young man happily folded his hands and saluted, he took out another card and said, "The Great Sage said that this can be used by me."

"You don't have to spend money."

Dao Yan originally said this, but when he knew that the head of the household on this card was Wei Yuan, he immediately changed his mind.

"Then, since you strongly requested to spend the money on this card, I'm welcome."

The monk in black took the card with a blank expression.

Make that guy even poorer.

It's also part of revenge.

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