Morning of Swordsman Tower

"I'm the leader of the Longmen team. I know their virtues best. Even if they become penguins, I can recognize them. As for why they became like this, now is probably not the time to explain in detail."

"What is my virtue? Isn't it because I'm protecting you that you can survive to this day in Texas?"

The angel raised the penguin's fin in protest, but Texas didn't even raise an eyebrow, and walked straight to the two plastic bags.

"Yes, yes, thank you for your care and your saliva."

She ignored the saliva on the plastic bag, tore it open with her hands, took out the two sets of light combat uniforms inside, and threw one of them to Laplande.

"I don't actually want to save you, but you heard it too. This is a conspiracy. If you don't leave, you will die."

Laplande was stunned for a moment after receiving the hand, and then raised the corners of his mouth.

"Hehe, hehehe, interesting, don't you understand it very well, isn't the kind of thing you are suffering now ten thousand times dirtier than the gangsters? Why do you still refuse to be the Texas of the past?"

"This world is full of sewage pools that cannot be filled. No matter how deep it is, if you fall into it, your clothes will rot, and you will be left with a naked guy without dignity. I used to be such a fool. Who wants to push me?" If I go down, I will definitely hack him to death."

Laplande saw the eyes of Texas, obviously her strength should be inferior to her own who has mastered the wolf soul, but Laplande felt from those eyes for a long time that in the battle against the strong The enemy's palpitations.

This kind of feeling, even the powerful gunman in costume yesterday never gave it, because... bullets are always faster than people's thoughts.

"I know my past will catch up with me one day, and maybe we can still be ordinary friends, so...don't force me to hack you to death, Laplande."

Chapter 79 The Guards Bureau Doesn't Matter!

"Is everyone here?"

A bird-headed monster wearing the uniform of the Chief Superintendent of the Guards Bureau and carrying the title of colonel on his shoulders was sitting on the chief of the conference room, asking his assistant secretary without looking back.

Unlike most common Liboli people who are petite, slender, or handsome and mighty, this Chief Superintendent's body is comparable to that of an adult male of the Fengshou tribe, but he is not a bodybuilder with muscles all over his body, but a bodybuilder. Only round and fat.

Even the underside of this uniform is not mostly supported by thick Liberty feathers, but solid fat stored under a single layer of feathers.

Coupled with a pair of short and thick legs and a fork with big claws on the upper and lower body, and a green-feathered bird head that is integrated with the width of the shoulders and the neck cannot be seen at all. The thick vertical beak occupies half of the front face. It should be easy. You can imagine why Chen would disagree with him.

If this Chief Yang continues to be a civil servant, Chen will not have a little gossip, but let a person with such a fat head, relying on mixed qualifications to climb to the top, and even has almost no combat effectiveness to be the chief police officer of the Guards Bureau It is only a problem that Chen Huijie, who regards guarding the dragon gate as his own responsibility, can see it clearly.

"Report to the officer, the only thing missing is that Officer Chen has not arrived."

"..."

The bird-headed monster didn't say anything, but in the eyes of other participants, his head suddenly swelled up. This is probably the habit of many birds. When they feel angry or threatened, they will involuntarily move Feathers propped up to make oneself look bigger and more powerful.

Although the chief superintendent is indeed big enough, making it round and bigger will not save his majesty.

boom!

The door of the conference room was violently knocked open. Such an abrupt movement immediately attracted the attention of everyone, including the chief superintendent of the bird-headed monster. As expected, the only senior superintendent who had not yet arrived, Sir Chen Shiran, came from there. walked in.

Oh no, it's "Dragon Police".

"Hold on, Kawaii, you also know that the armor strength of the camouflage body is not very good. If you accidentally fall down and hit the corner of the table, it will fall apart on the spot."

"Understood, boss, don't worry, my sense of balance has always been very good, this will not trouble me."

After receiving Croissant's assurance, Boss Qiao nodded, and then began to operate the wireless transmission system, transmitting the sights and sounds from the periscope in the "Dragon Police" cabin to Hoshiguma who was staying in the office.

"Xiao Chen, according to reports from my subordinates, you arrived at the Guard Bureau half an hour ago, and you were notified in person to attend the meeting. Why did you delay for so long? Your work attitude is very questionable?"

As expected, sure enough, the bird-headed monster began to target Chen sir with barbed words in person. Although the "Dragon Police" was indeed late, Chen's identity was also the second in command of the police officers in the Guards Bureau.

Being late is such a big deal, normally the chief superintendent would never be able to refute her face in front of other subordinates, at most he would reprimand her in private after the meeting, otherwise the leader's prestige will be gone, how can he lead the team?

So Boss Qiao quickly turned the lens of the periscope, aimed at the talking bird-headed monster, and while turning on Hoshiguma's voice changer, he...

Ok? Why does this guy look so familiar?

Qiao Ge was stunned for a moment when he saw the appearance of the Chief Superintendent. Although this was not the first time he saw a birdman with such a strong ancestor blood, he had never experienced such a sense of déjà vu. .

What kind of bird is this?

Before Qiao Ge could figure out why, Hoshiguma had already started manipulating the voice changer and answered the Chief Superintendent's question instead of Chen.

"Why, should the chief take care of eating, drinking, and messing around? Why don't you start talking about installing surveillance cameras in the women's restroom today, and then send the footage to the Chief Superintendent's Office?"

"..."

No, Miss Xingxiong, letting you play independently is not letting you let yourself go! Are you sure you won't be beaten up by Sir Chen in the future when you use Sir Chen's image to say such eccentric remarks?

However, the police officers present here seem to be used to it, and they all look like they are watching their noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, and minds.

Boss Qiao in the cockpit was amazed by this scene. Dare Chen Sir usually talk to the Chief Superintendent like this? I'm afraid it's not the hermaphrodite skills that Cerebellar Axe has learned for a long time.

The only person who reacted strongly was probably the chief superintendent of the bird-head monster. His bird head seemed to be shaking with anger, his feathers swelled to the limit, and then... began to swing counterclockwise like a chicken head stabilizer .

? ? ? ?

Boss Qiao almost shot through the steel wire skeleton of "Dragon Policeman" by spitting, and he finally understood what happened to the déjà vu just now, this **** Chief Superintendent...

Isn't it just a party parrot? ?

The party parrot is a gif meme that was once popular in Jogo's previous world. The specific content is that a parrot can change color while shaking its head, like a person dancing under party lights.

But the party parrot does have a prototype species, that is New Zealand's endangered kakapo, also known as the cat-faced parrot.

The kakapo is huge and fat, and lacks the keel that controls the flight muscles of birds so that it cannot fly, and it is not afraid of strangers at all. Even if it is threatened, it will only climb up the tree with its claws and remain motionless. Go and then jump off the tree...

Fall half to death.

This kind of parrot, which is even more outrageous than silly spores, is only a ghost if it is not on the verge of extinction.

And if Jogo remembers correctly, the stalk of the party parrot came from a zero-distance shot of the kakapo in the British BBC documentary. Later, some people wondered why the male kakapo would do this in front of the camera. , most likely because it saw something on the cameraman as a female of its kind.

Because this shaking head posture is the mating action of male kakapo.

"MD, Kawhi, quickly use your ability to analyze that **** Chief Superintendent Li Boli, what the **** is he doing?!"

After receiving the order, Croissant did not neglect, and immediately used the limited edition of I Xunsi Nengxing Kawaii to start collecting information fragments of Chief Superintendent Parrot, and then drew a data map written in penguin characters in his mind, and then... Blind Jiebao deduced Just a little bit, anyway, the boss only needs a correct result.

"Ah!? Boss, Boss, this, this, this..."

Croissant in the cockpit below suddenly stuttered, which made Boss Qiao even more pale. He didn't need Croces to say the answer himself, he was able to deduce the truth.

This fat parrot was in heat with the "Dragon Police" that he and Croissant were driving in the conference hall of the Guard Bureau.

Chapter 80 Can Your Dragon Horn Be Released?

Qiao Lao was so angry that the hair on his **** was trembling, and the body of "Dragon Policeman" also trembled. He didn't expect that there would be a day when he would be regarded as the object of heat by Fei Fei.

Although this guy should have that kind of thought about "Dragon Police", that is, about Chen Huijie and Sir, in fact, he has nothing to do with Qiao Ge...

That would be even more intolerable! At that time, the cheongsam dragon girl skin will be released. Do you want to be a snake treasure on the spot, you wretched parrot? ?

Moreover, this guy seems to be a shivering M, and he gets so excited that his neck almost turns bald when he is irritated by Chen sir. I'm afraid he didn't deliberately provoke Chen Huijie to beg for scolding, and Cerebellar Axe is not the kind of character who would confront his boss face to face. He and Chen swear all day long because they are equal in rank and neither agrees with the other.

Although I really wanted to jump out of the "Dragon Police" and kick the fat parrot's head away, but after thinking about it, Chen and Xingxiong's guess that the chief superintendent was an insider was obviously wrong. Before the culprit, Penguin agents can't be exposed.

So Boss Qiao and Croissant could only hold back the blue veins on their foreheads, and slowly manipulated the "Dragon Policeman" to sit in the deputy seat next to the chief superintendent, and could even clearly see this guy's bird head shaking The frequency increased.

Perhaps this fat parrot is really a rare and endangered species. No police officer in the entire Guard Bureau has even seen through the real meaning behind his actions. Up to now, he probably thinks that this is the behavioral language of the officer who is getting more and more angry.

How could Wei Yanwu allow such an outrageous guy to become the chief superintendent? Could it be that the power of the animal protection organization in Longmen should even be feared by the consul? Oh no, it should be called a human rights organization in Terra.

While Boss Qiao was taking a deep breath and controlling his emotions not to be impulsive, a dark face suddenly approached unexpectedly, scaring Boss Qiao, who was staring at the periscope with fighting spirit in his small eyes, all over his body.

"Mr. Chen, here is your meeting outline. You will be required to speak soon. Please read it as soon as possible."

The person who came over was the assistant secretary of Fat Parrot. I don't know if it was a coincidence or a nepotism. She also happened to be a birdman of the Liboli tribe, but her body shape was much more normal, except for the feathers extending outward on the sides of the bird's head and arms. Structure, other places seem to be no different from the human body.

But the problem is that on her neck is a black crow's head. The reason why the facial organs can be distinguished is because the bird's beak and eyeballs are so black that they reflect light, and they are so black that they shine.

Good guy, if you don't have the face of being a prophet Medivh, then you must be a villain!

He casually marked the crow monster as the primary object of suspicion that needed Croissant's first analysis, and Boss Qiao manipulated the wooden hand with double-sided tape to paste the meeting outline, and then replaced the real participant Chen sir Start browsing carefully.

Sure enough, there was a huge Rhodes Island in the title at the beginning.

"Outline of the working meeting on how to investigate how Rhode Island used the cover of practicing medicine to abduct and enslave infected people in Longmen for underground human trafficking"

W Dior NMD!

Jhogo almost tore the paper to shreds on the spot.

It's obvious that I'm going to jump face! Regardless of whether they can forge the so-called evidence, just discrediting Rhodes Island's reputation in Longmen is already a success for the conspirators.

I saw the assistant secretary of the chief superintendent holding a laser pointer, came to the projector screen on the podium, and then turned on the projector. The projected picture immediately made Joe's brain buzz.

"Then, this meeting will officially start and I will preside over the topic. First, I would like to invite you officers to watch some preliminary evidence provided by our secret informant, which can prove that Rhodes Island kidnapped the Uganda in the pretext of evacuating refugees in Che City." The SARS population uses it as slave commodity or even Originium experiment human material..."

I saw that the screen was full of scenes of wanton massacre of civilians and the escapees from Qiecheng **** with ropes like grasshoppers for escort. In the eyes of the participants, since it was a risky and sneaky war scene, it was quite normal.

But the only unusual thing is that although the armed personnel in the photos are all wearing general-standard combat uniforms, almost every one of them can "just" capture the Rhodes Island badge they wear from a magical angle. Nima is so clear that it is about to upgrade to a professional-grade 10-million-pixel configuration.

The commander-in-chief of Lao Tzu's Rhodes Island Operations Department is right in front of you! You just show me this? ? ?

I, Dr. Qiao, can't take it anymore, **** you, Lin Bei can't take it anymore!

boom!

"what!"

Secretary Crow, who was explaining with a laser pointer, suddenly screamed and fell to the ground on the spot. The police officers in the audience were shocked and rushed to the stage to check the situation.

I saw a big gap in the professional skirt worn by the crow secretary at the back, and in the center of the gap, there stood a tall and thin yam stick with the thickness of a steel pipe. shoot out? ?

Everyone was attracted by this spectacle, and almost no one noticed that the "dragon horn" on the head of the senior police superintendent who was sitting on the chair was missing one.

boom!

The sound of ejection was heard again, and this time it was the laptop computer used to store the meeting photos that was impaled across the back and forth by the yam stick.

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"So what's the plan of the new boss? Although you have dealt with several guards in the detention center, this is inside the Guards Bureau. If you want to kill them directly, you have to face the police force of the Guards Bureau, right?"

At this time, Texas and Lapland both put on their replacement clothes and retrieved their confiscated weapons here. The style of this suit is very similar to the hooded combat uniform worn by Kingslayer. , and is also equipped with a mask that covers the face.

It's just that the pattern on the mask is not something like a skull, but a rookie's big head.

Laplande puts on the mask almost like she looks at her phone in the subway. It's not that she hates cute things, but the problem is that she has never played it like this in serious battle preparations.

This feeling of disobedience is like in a confrontation between gangsters that is on the verge of breaking out. The people on your side draw out their guns and draw their knives, while the other party collectively takes out a steel pipe and thrusts it into the ground... and puts the clothes on their bodies Started pole dancing.

"The old assembly gave us a chance. Before that, we just need to guard here. It's okay if we are discovered. Anyway, whoever comes in will be knocked out. By the way, you guys cover me first. I'll set up a front door here. firepower."

Angela showed her stunt again, vomited out a sticky wooden double-barreled cannon, and several boxes of fresh yellow bananas just bought from the fruit market.

Chapter 81 Can be a penguin! Strafe mode!

"Chun! Needlework during work hours? Get your hands out of your pants!"

An old fritter police officer quietly touched the seat behind another young police officer, and then suddenly yelled, scaring the young man to the ground with his chair, and other colleagues who had been preparing to watch the show Laughing loudly, the police office was suddenly filled with joyful air.

"Hahaha, you kid is still a policeman, why are you so frightened by a little trouble? Could it be that you are really tinkering with needlework? Then let my brother see if your development is not normal."

"Get out! Brother Leopard, you old and unscrupulous man, how can you make such jokes during working hours! Do you have any good fruit to eat when the officer sees you?"

Although the age gap between the two is estimated to be close to one round, judging from their words, the relationship should be more than just ordinary colleagues, at least they can drink three or five bottles and chat for hours.

"You think I'm stupid. All the leaders have been summoned to a meeting by the Chief Superintendent. Didn't you see the big guys talking and laughing? You're the only one sneaking around there alone. Who are you going to punish?"

As soon as Brother Bao finished speaking, he looked up and saw a very unique small box on Ah Chun's desk, so he walked over to pick it up without saying a word, this action really changed the expression of Ah Chun who had just got up from the ground.

"Hey, stop! This is personal privacy! Well, I admit it, I was just cleaning the barrel of the gun."

However, Brother Bao just pinched the small box with **** and looked at him with contempt.

"Tch, who cares about your needle point, tell me the truth, what is it?"

"It's... it's my monocle contact lens."

boom!

As soon as Ah Chun finished speaking, he was punched in the face. He was in pain, and immediately Brother Bao grabbed the collar and pressed the small box to his face.

"When you Bao Ge is stupid? The box style of this thing is different, and I have chosen no less than a hundred of them when I proposed. Can you be a little bit promising, and you are still swaying here when you propose to your girlfriend. Manly man, bend your knees and kneel down and you're done."

Brother Bao recognized it as an engagement ring at a glance, so he beat Ah Chun with hatred, and all the colleagues in the office heard it just by bluffing.

"What!? Ah Chun asked to marry me! Is it with Mi Ying's sister? I said, Mi Ying is my half-sister, and I must have a share of the dowry. Ah Chun, you can't favor one over the other!"

Booing is the old tradition of these hairy people. Mi Ying is also Ah Chun's girlfriend, and she is also a policewoman from the Guards Bureau. Suddenly, a group of old fritters rushed over and wanted to surround Ah Chun, but they were all surrounded by righteous people. Brother Leopard reached out and stopped him.

"Go, go, don't bother other people's life affairs, Ah Chun is my cover, and he thinks about the bride price before he proposes, so no matter what, I have to share half of it first before you get your turn, right?"

Although he was indeed protecting his little brother, his old hooligan style still couldn't be changed. Of course, this was just a joke.

"Hey, listen to your brother Leopard's persuasion, go propose now to avoid long nights and dreams, and now that the officers are not here, everyone can go to cheer you up, what a big deal!"